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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 8:17am On Mar 23, 2017
FILEBE:
i am not one to doubt your story but how did u remember these things as a child and how did u come to conclude u had powers?
I still remember in great details, some events and happenings that I witnessed when I was just three years old.
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 8:01am On Mar 23, 2017
sekem:
This is all bull_shit!!!

I wasn't scared at all reading all through.

Lack of creativity and imagination or what? huh
I can't see yours. Those who said that Nigerians are consumers are 129% correct.
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 7:53am On Mar 23, 2017
Howmon:
I read this thread, rushed down to switch off my gen, got back upstairs and the gen came back on with mozart playing on my deck.
You rocked it with just one sentence.. The game said "two".
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 7:44am On Mar 23, 2017
Nuges11:
She had danced seductively with me that night at the club and I just couldn't help bringing her home.

After we had sex she stared at nothing in particular and whispered, "Jackson baby I told you you'd enjoy the three^some".

My name is Segun
Aaahahahahahaha.. There are three sentences in your story though
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 7:43am On Mar 23, 2017
Apollux:
With a loud scream, I woke up from the dream, my whole body drenched in sweat. "Thank God it's just a dream" I mumbled trembling.
When I flicked on the bed side light, the hooded man chasing me in the dream was standing before me with his axe raised...
And three sentences here too
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 7:42am On Mar 23, 2017
Apollux:
I finally got angry with the phone, switched it off and pulling out the sim card after almost a constant ringing of the phone without response from the other end when the calls were picked.
Was paralyzed with fear when the dead phone rang again. When I finally picked a voice said at the other end, "I'm Bisola who you killed last night..."
Three sentences here too
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 7:41am On Mar 23, 2017
Apollux:
I have never taken a stab at horror yet but I kinda like dis game, so let me contribute.
As soon as I put the phone on the image I saw on the screen sent a jolt of cold shiver down my spine rising the hairs on the nape of my neck.
It was the bloody image of the man I stole the phone from after killing him. The image stared at me through the screen...
There are three sentences here
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:48am On Mar 23, 2017
Skimpledawg:
That's the major issue I have with her. She said her gift is not to be used to predict football matches...


e pain me ehhn, cos she knows the winner of each fixture, but she said the spirits won't be happy with her undecided
Wayo don enter am.. Why can't these spirits help living human beings for once.?
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:47am On Mar 23, 2017
sexybbstar:
A prophet was telling me that they are my servants....i just laughed.servant for where?
That's cool..
A doctor might think you are seeing hallucinations., or even try some psychological analysis
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:41am On Mar 23, 2017
Chumzypinky:
did this happen for real? This was the only thing that's scared me here
This one is imagined.. #NotReal
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 1:20pm On Mar 21, 2017
zyzxx:
eleyi ga gan oo
Its good you find the source coz actually you may not know where u belong too
Now, somebody don dey shiverrr..
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 1:16pm On Mar 21, 2017
Skimpledawg:
Am not kidding man. She once told me something she overheard that will happen on a particular day.

Fast-forward to that day, it happened as she said it. Omo, I was scared mehn
Get more future match scores from her... We need it
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Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 11:39am On Mar 21, 2017
Keneking:
But where is Mynd44 sef shocked shocked shocked
Sooner or later you shall receive your commendation letter too grin grin grin
First of all, Explorers deserves a big recommendation letter, plus award from Nairaland. Then, Tosyne2much for his lively topics.. And Lalasticlala for the job of moderating the front page..
Wetin Mynd44 dey do pass.??
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 11:35am On Mar 21, 2017
Jaideyone:
the guy is good. I followed efcc because of him
Me too.. I visit twitter just to read his replies to crazy questions.
Romance › Re: Lagos Babe Who Gets Angry When Ugly Ladies Succeed More Than Her by tk4rd: 10:25am On Mar 21, 2017
Shadowy:
lol. succeeding?? you mean getting more attention from guys and spoiling your olosho business. gerrarahia.
You just said my mind gbowaaii.
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 10:00am On Mar 21, 2017
hucienda:
Mea culpa sad

but na dia area of expertise naa. grin
How I go take believe say you no follow them.?
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 9:47am On Mar 21, 2017
hucienda:
handler no get name? angry

cc: NCAN members.
So that you go know whether na Igbo or afonja or aboki.?? And start tribal bashing.??
You guys no dey taaya.?
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 9:42am On Mar 21, 2017
HARDDON:
The ghost neva cease to throw fun!

What one is A Handler? Lol


A Handler yaff done well. A handler la handling d handlers cheesy
A handler yaff never marry.
A handler name go possibly be Innocent,, (according to one of the comments) shocked shocked
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op):
Somehow,, I think I love The Handler..
At least, people can get closer to EFCC through communicating with The Handler..
How I wish The Nigerian Police has an active presence on the social media too..
Reporting crimes would be made much more easier,, since 112 no dey work.
(The FRSC "122" Emergency Number sef go dey waste your time as you continue to listen to the automated computer voice, before a real human-being picks it at last.)
Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 9:29am On Mar 21, 2017
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Politics › Re: The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 9:28am On Mar 21, 2017
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Politics › The Handler Of EFCC NIGERIA Twitter Handle Gets A Letter Of Recommendation. by tk4rd(op): 9:28am On Mar 21, 2017
According to the twitter handle, he/she wrote:
"Monday Trivia: A handler received a letter today. A handler would like to dedicate this commendation to all Nigerians.
#AllBecauseOfYou"


https://mobile.twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/843851897886904328

Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 9:11am On Mar 21, 2017
sexybbstar:
Lol ....but all i said in this thread is nothing but the truth.
Something like,, have you met any professional (like a doctor), or a pastor/priest to help you discover more.?
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 9:08am On Mar 21, 2017
christaddicted:
- Several times I've heard voices spoke out of the wall in my room when alone.

- Years back during my NYSC, I served in a girls' school close to a very big river. A mysterious woman do walk out of this river to possess this students.

- A strange lady with the feet of a python once appeared at about 2.am.

- I once saw three persons walking out of the wall in my room while I was alone.

Its too numerous. Take that few for now.
You should make the stories complete, but let the stories not be more than two sentences..
Remember, it's a game.. We are not just giving instances..
Travel › Re: Nigeria's 'Michael Jackson' Directs Traffic In Maiduguri by tk4rd: 1:36pm On Mar 20, 2017
unclezuma:
grin grin grin grin
Here I was thinking I had an ear infection.
You heard well.. He is hiding away his brothers and childhood friends.. Upon say na policeman him be
Travel › Re: Nigeria's 'Michael Jackson' Directs Traffic In Maiduguri by tk4rd:
unclezuma:
The Michael Jackson-like dance moves of Nigerian traffic policeman Umar Abubakar have earned him the nickname MJ Traffic.

https://i.imgur.com/qCJxLLU.gif

He keeps the cars moving in the north-eastern city of Maiduguri as he jives and gesticulates to a beat that only he can hear.

https://i.imgur.com/CsFQDuS.gif



source: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39290410?ocid=socialflow_twitter
If you watch the video, he says that he knows Boko Haram people.
..
I guess someone should be arrested for further interrogation.

Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:59am On Mar 20, 2017
repogirl:
This seems fun. Horror is soooo not my thing but lemme try.

I hid behind a large tree, knees shaking and teeth chattering as I stared in horror at the strange creature tearing with it's overgrown fangs, into what had been a human being. Bone snapped, flesh ripped and I cringed as I heard a low groan of pain from its prey, then the creature turned it's yellow nocturnal eyes in my direction, "I know you're there..... You're next!"
I don dey shivver..
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:51am On Mar 20, 2017
Ishilove:
The ancient crone stared at me, her smile a ghastly gash across her wrinkled face and offered me her abominable offering of human heart, goat's scrotum and cat's intestine.

"Eat, my child," she croaked...and I did!!
Yeeaaww
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:48am On Mar 20, 2017
Ishilove:
I just did. LarrySun, Repogirl, Royver, come join the horror...
Thanks so much
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 5:05pm On Mar 19, 2017
Ishilove.. I would like to have you drop one or two stories, and also drop some mentions of your friends who would take us on some intellectual excursion in the horror desert.
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Education › Re: Lady Graduates With A First Class In Engineering From UNIZIK by tk4rd: 3:56pm On Mar 19, 2017
edawg:
Congratulations to her....But she's actually the 4th to graduate with 1st class from the department.
THE FIRST LADY RATHER..
Pets › Re: See The Reason This Man Killed His Dog As He Refused To Give It To Dog Eaters. by tk4rd: 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2017
WHO DID THAT TO MY UNCLE.??

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