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And she gave in to fear.. How can she judge something from afar.?

The building plan receipt,, is it the architect's receipt, or town planner's receipt.? or is it the final receipt gotten from the government.??

This is what a lady wrote on her timeline on Facebook.

Welcome Back Home Mr President.
Mr. President, while u were away, Dollar depreciated.
Mr. President, while you were away, acting CJ Onnoghen was confirmed the Chief Justice of the federation.
Mr. President, while you were away, Nigerians protested without getting killed.
Mr. President, while you were away, Vice president Osibanjo visited and held meeting with Niger-Delta state's and also visited southern Kaduna.
Mr. President, while you were away Rivers
experienced the first peaceful election as no Military was sent to disrupt the will of the people.
Mr. President, while you were away, Asiwaju showed interest in running for President only if you are not contesting.
Mr. President, while you were away, Acting President Osinbajo Unified The Country as he visited 5% voters and there was no family appointments.
Mr. President, while you were away Vice president Osibanjo's performance impressed Nigerians that they wish he took over from you.
Mr. President, while you were away, the rigging and theft of APC/ INEC under your Niece have been exposed to the world in Edo State.
Mr President, while you were away Utomi and Soludo gave their support for the release of Kanu of IPOB.
Mr President while you were away Nigerians
breathed a sigh of relief. There was less tension.
Honestly Mr. President your vice Prof. Osibanjo is truly a capable Acting President..
Pls can you go away again?? We love having u being away.
Thank you.

https://www.facebook.com/ogechukwu.mmaduka

Am gonna be in all these places..

dadavivo:
rubbishh, kemen should pray that Tboss father shouldn't press charges, cos he will be in awaiting trial for 12 years. You don't deep your fingers in a woman's vaginna while she's sleeping for Christ sake. He should just do a 30sec video apologizing to Bigbrother, Tboss and his akwa ibom fans. That's the only thing that can save him. His big mouth also destroyed him too.

The bolded statement above is not logically true in this case.
Tboss didn't say that he fingered her.
Aawww.. And if they were under duvet, how come big brother knew it was fingering rather than cuddling.??
Ok.. Take it the other way round..
If Tboss was deep asleep, she wouldn't even have know anything.. And if she knew exactly what was happening to her and stayed back, then, she was not asleep,, and she said NOTHING..
So,, why didn't she say NO.??
#BBNaijaWasHarshOnKemen

She didn't consent,, but, she didn't refute.
She was more or less silent..
Silence could mean anything.
Silence is not "NO"..
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Anybody could find himself/herself in such a situation where a consent is not given, but then, a refusal or denial is not given too..
You will be left with vague choices.
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You can imagine Tboss herself badly shaken when Kemen was disqualified.. The punishment was way too much for the poor guy.
It is equivalent to cutting a guy's hands for stealing N50.
#SomethingElseIsInvolved..

#Copied..
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First and foremost, big brother is not just an individual, they are like an organisation, and the organisation is no longer happy with Kemen, because they are already seeing Kemen as a threat to the secrecy of that organisation, if You are following up the show, there was a time biggie organised a feast for them where the housemates ate some unknown and rotten foods, Kemen decoded that the feast might be some sort of initiation, they ate the first feast on the basis of helping them protect their secrets, then the next day, they organized another feast, which biggie made sure that the housemates remained some foods in their respective plates unlike the first one which some housemates finished completely and leaked the plates as well, then Kemen started telling the housemates that he never knew the actual reason why biggie was so much particular in feeding them with such meals, and he also said that there are some white powdery substance that was spread all over the windows in the arena, that those white substance looks suspicious. Then the next day, biggie gave them some baths which the biggies ninjas supervised, Kemen still suspects some creepy motives behind those tasks, at the end of the day they won their wager... The organization doesn't want any form of scandal, that was why biggie warned Efe to watch his tongue when Efe was saying some trash after drinking in the party, because biggie doesn't want Efe to fall a victim of circumstances, may be because Efe was loved by many...
Kemen's downfall wasn't particularly because of the alleged sexual harassment against TBoss, Kemen's downfall was because of his tongue, he talks too much, other housemates noticed so many things going on in that house, but decides to keep their mouth shut, but Kemen is busy doing I too know... Biggie and his group has decided long ago to disgrace Kemen out of that house, so that if eventually Kemen decided to open his wide mouth after leaving the house, so that people will say he is saying all those things out of frustration.
How will people think that biggie disqualified Kemen because he romanced TBoss in that house of immorality? Do not forget that it's not TBoss who reported Kemen, it's big brother that called TBoss inside the diary room and started showing her the footage of what transpired, because he felt that it's the right opportunity to carry out what they have long awaited for, cause they know that Kemen was supposed to be evicted that same day cause of voting results...
What is going on there is bigger than what an ordinary eye can comprehend!

Chai.!!! Ewooo.!!!

YES MEANS YES..
NO MEANS NO..
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SILENCE MEANS ANYTHING..
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The lady in question was silent

SafeDavid:
Mention names ..

See this one...

Lalasticlala follow shaa,, upon say na guy him be.

SafeDavid:
They call it the ho.rny pose. Lol!

I know some mods that pose like that

Zeedarh:
Loool. Popularity that has died down finish

Revive it jarre...
Stay popular..
Form another joke and be like "Remember the naughty lady that composed the outrageous entry requirements for the controversial OAU 'Omega Chicks',, she is back again with another controversial write-ups...."
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Na so guys some more guys go kuku begin to dey tell you to be forming more and more jokes for them, that you always make their day.
Others will tell you to open a blog and be putting your controversial write-ups there.
..
You never can tell.
Leverage on this small something jarre.
It may translate to money in your pockets.
You never can tell.
(If you think I am telling a lie, check how many people who followed you on Instagram, just to check your history of updates)

Zeedarh:
This was a joke that I din't expect such responses from. Something that was handwritten. In all sincerity, I apologise for being 'insensitive'.

Wooww..
Our Nairaland Celebrity in the making..
Use this popularity well in the romance section, and during Miss Nairaland.

Mostly,, I see ladies pose this way., with one hand searching for the groin.
I don't even know what to call it.

nwaanambra1:
Walai dis EFCC handler deserves an Oscar!



though him ma need to attend the 9am class with the student.


it should be:


there is no 's' in million in this context.


NOT.


There is a "no 's' in million in this context"

- wrong use of first person singular and also wrong application of quotation marks

He was correct..
There is a class at 9am.. The "No 's' in million in this context" class..
Read the whole of the sentence again.

nengibo:
Yes na, so ur grand canyons can be equally used for tourism

The image below was taken by a tourist.

nengibo:
The south east is loosing ground to other regions literally. Grand canyon state

Grand Canyons is in the US.
It never made US a cursed country

bettercreature:
I already died 3 times reading your comment
Buhari is still the best thing to have happened to this country.Without him Obiano wouldnt get the money to execute the above project in Recession

Workd-Bank Money under NEWMAP..
Not Buhari's money

omenkaLives:
Obi achieved way more than Obiano can ever achieve.

This is our problem..
We are always busy comparing past and present..
And as such, most governors would prefer to go for short-term projects, so that they would start and finish them within their tenures and be applauded by the shortsighted followers.

See how big he is in the movie.

I am here

Most Nigerians have died as a result of starvation..

Thawarplay:
The thing make me lose 10k sha

This guy follow for pple wey dey pray make recession no end.

Now it is clear that Ghanaians full for Nairaland

Onyochejohn:
anybody you see type or mention afonja is a classic fools , afonja according to history was a local worrior who fought against Fulani rulership Ilorin kwara state, kwara state is a North Central Nigeria comprises of many tribes and languages

So,, what is "Flattino".??

Iamdmentor1:
I don't get why Explorers threads do not hit fp

It usually gets to fp after a month or two.

Michellla:
So first meet and they already banging,

They are better. In Nigeria, first meet bang in the car on the way to crib. Can't even wait to reach house.

Alphasoar:
I think they want to drag that "Giant of Africa" title with Nigeria by all means!
Over to the NASS!

WE JUST LOOT ALL SHORITE SHOPS IN NIGERIA DRY, (NO BOMBING OR SETTING ABLAZE), VANDALIZE ALL THE MTN MASTS AND CABLES,, NA DSTV AND GOTV I NEVER KNOW HOW WE GO ATTACK..
WITH THE TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF THE NIGERIAN MARKETS FOR JUST THESE THREE OUTFITS ALONE, THE WHOLE OF SOUTH AFRICA WOULD BE CRIPPLED FOR REAL.
THEY BETTER BE CAREFUL.

Berbierklaus:
Hahahahahahaha.
She must have a phone and friends too

AND NAIRALAND TOO

Robbin7:
Please NL my dad just disowned my elder brother because he came back home after 6:30pm on the day of his matric. This is the 5th of my siblings that my dad is sending away. I'm confused, I hate to think this trend may continue please friends advise me on what to do.
Legal and candid advices please.

He didn't go to his son's matric.?? or what.??
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Guy, you need to enrol in a university very very far away from home.

Barezzi:
Na only oyibo dey exhibit this level of madness!
Which naija man go try dat kain tin?? Like that Nitel building for V.I.

I WILL SNAP FROM A RADIO TOWER (MAST) SOON.