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Romance › Re: Ex-Boyfriend Shares Girlfriend's Nudes On Facebook. Nigerians Blast Him by tk4rd: 9:39am On Mar 18, 2017
Even ladies rushed to view nude pics of a fellow blackmailed lady.??
This world don saawaa..
Health › Re: Checkout My Body Work After Few Days In The Gym.. by tk4rd: 9:21am On Mar 18, 2017
Xlpacks:
Let's go.......
YOU SHOULD SHOW US BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTOS..
NOT JUST AFTER..
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 9:11am On Mar 18, 2017
sexybbstar:
Lol...u dont have to.I can keep them at bay but they can be sturbborn at times.
I can relate very well to the "stubborn" aspect..
Romance › Re: Friday Trends; #YouAreNotaNairalander... by tk4rd: 8:17am On Mar 18, 2017
handsam:
#YouAreNotANairalander If you don't know this retort. grin

#YouAreNotANairalander If you don't know the #18millionaire dreamer. grin

#YouAreNotANairalander If you have not supported or castigated MMM users. grin
#Youarenotanairalander if you don't know what "bleep" or "rooster" is. grin
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 8:11am On Mar 18, 2017
sexybbstar:
They know,...but they dont harm Me.Thatts why possesed person always hate me because they are aware that i know them .
Did you just say "possessed".?? I don dey fear you small oo.
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Romance › Re: Thai Wedding Photographer Shrinks Couples Into Living In A Fantastical World. by tk4rd: 8:06am On Mar 18, 2017
Explorers:
Photography at its peak, the best ive ever seen.

Behind the scene.
THIS WILL BE THE NEXT TREND OF PRE-WEDDING PICS..
NO MORE HOLDING OR GRABBING OR CARRYING OF ASS.
NIGERIANS TOO LIKE COPY-COPY
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by tk4rd: 7:44am On Mar 18, 2017
DuBLINGreenb:
Nigeria roads will remove the super out of the car then further reduce the car to motor
You will always love the bad mouth of Nigerians.. My guy, your mouth is really baadd..
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by tk4rd: 7:40am On Mar 18, 2017
kateskitty:
Please​ someone should help me and close the rooftop, I'm inside want to go for a drive. BRB grin
Hehehehehe
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by tk4rd: 7:38am On Mar 18, 2017
KINGwax007:
It's still 'chinco', it's worthy to be feared.

You can be on a high speed and the parts may start falling off bits by bits until e remain u, in a chair and the steering wheel grin
You dey crase small
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by tk4rd: 7:35am On Mar 18, 2017
eduevolutionnow:
The car looks like chinco car grin
Wetin e be before.??
This one na original chinko.
No be the fake Nigerian chinko you are used to.
Car Talk › Re: China Reveals Amazing 1,287-HP Supercar - Techrules Ren (photos) by tk4rd:
Is the car always open.?? huh





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GIVE US THE PICTURES OF IT CLOSED..
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*Modified.
Here are some closed photos..

Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:14pm On Mar 17, 2017
She said to me "shift let me lie down", and I shifted. "Oh, but I live alone", I thought as I put the light on; only to discover her dress was on the bed - my dead girlfriend's dress.
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:08pm On Mar 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
smiley.... you woke up in the midnight to find a woman with wrapper sitting beside you on the bed.Just turn over and continue sleeping.Biko,ive seen enough,u sitting there cant scare me.
Footsteps behind me. I turned around and the road was so lonely
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:06pm On Mar 17, 2017
Before I slept off, we were happily cruising on a boat. Next thing, I woke with struggling to the gushing of water through my nose and mouth and throat, flooding my lungs, hands tied behind me, and legs tied too.
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:00pm On Mar 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
Very serious...i didnt know what i saw that gave me the ability to hear when spirit speak or whenever they around somewhere....i like it sha,they dont harm me but they scare me
Tell more please
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 6:00pm On Mar 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
Real...im serious
I need to meet you for more stories then.
Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 3:58pm On Mar 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
I have witnessed most of it...i can not fear.
For real.? I don dey fear you be that.
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 3:57pm On Mar 17, 2017
I was looking at them from half-closed eyes as they lowered me; others sobbing, others crying, everywhere was moody. How I wish I could yell out "I am still alive, Bob's poison didn't kill me - it just paralysed me".
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 3:47pm On Mar 17, 2017
The night I was stranded, I was offered a room by a nice stranger, but I couldn't sleep early because the faces in the portraits hanging on the walls were so scary. In the morning, after finally waking up from some few hours of sleep, I decided to take a better look at the portraits, but they were plain Windows instead of portraits.
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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op):
I was at home alone with the 9-month old baby of the house. He started laughing with the voice of a 45-year old man.
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I sat in the restaurant happily enjoying the meal with this new damsel I met in town until my eyes caught a mirror hanging on the wall nearby, and I was dead frozen with fear. I was sitting alone inside the mirror..
....
"Kate, you shouldn't be asking this kind of question, you are too young to know about the family's witch book; and by the way, how did you know about it?". "Mom, you better tell me what to tell my daughter, because she already knew so much about the book."
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It had been cloudy and dark all morning, but the atmosphere burned with intense heat, and the smell of burning rocks rented the whole place. A mighty quake, and bursts of bright yellow magma flooded the villages out of the crevices
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What evil is this that I've unleashed on myself that is slowly killing me from inside? Now when I look at my own son, I only see fried spiced chicken, and a bottle of rum.
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I watched their heads swell and 'pop' as they inhaled too much of the toxic gas. Just then, my head started to feel heavy too, so I decided to write everything down, to warn those that will come after us
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They all looked up to see the red sky, red as blood, with a glittering symbol - the symbol of the cross. Then there was a loud sound, it sounded like a trumpe..., no, it was the sound of a trumpet - THE TRUMPET
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And the noise woke me up at midnight, it was Taeko speaking to himself in the mirror. I tried to look, but den I saw wat he saw and heard that which he heard - the voice in the mirror
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Blood on the passage, that must be Ken, the accident victim; but wait, thats a leg, whose leg? And a bloody hand, and a head, and a..., shiiit, a tiger - A Fúck*ng Tiger
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Taeko: Radi, please don't go in there, the mummy's ghost is possessing people, and they go about chanting "Imoteph, Kill them all''.
Radi: Imoteph, Kill them all
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I ran as fast as my legs could carry me, trembling all the way, falling and rising and continued running, but they kept up in their hot pursuit - Ugly floating shredded black clothes with fingers sharp and shiny like blades. Luckily for me, I found a small cottage and ran inside, locked the door and hid inside; but all the clothes that were then scattered on the floor of the cottage rose up and remained floated as they turned black and shredded, and blades started appearing on them.
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Literature › Horror In Two Sentences.. by tk4rd(op): 3:40pm On Mar 17, 2017
What is the best horror story you can come up with in just two sentences..
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Here are some examples.
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I was all alone and quiet, I started imagining I was hearing some sounds. I continued listening, until the sounds stopped and I heard "how come he could hear us?"
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I heard the knocking on the glass and woke up.
At first, I thought it was on the window until I heard the knock again coming from the mirror.
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I saw a dirty note with a creepy handwriting dropped on the floor below where my mirror used to hang. "Put the mirror back, we missed watching you", it read.
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Celebrities › Re: Checkout Wizkid's New Blonde Hairstyle (Photo) by tk4rd: 1:01pm On Mar 17, 2017
WAIT.!!!
SO, WE ARE BACK TO HAND-WOVEN CHAIRS AND TABLES AGAIN.??
Romance › Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by tk4rd: 7:06am On Mar 16, 2017
Explorers:
Ive checked bro.

Reuters, Usatoday, Guardian, Huffington post, Washington post, Newyorktimes and like that.

They're same pictures as dailymail.

I guess it can only be available on personal blogs of the students.

Still checking sa.
YOU ARE TRUE EXPLORER.!!!
Romance › Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by tk4rd: 10:59pm On Mar 15, 2017
Explorers:
In a place like this, such will definitely happen. But dailymail wont post the images.
It will surely be available on other sites apart from dailymail
Romance › Ten Unspoken BRO CODES Every Guy Must Know by tk4rd(op): 8:46pm On Mar 15, 2017
FOR MEN ONLY ..
TEN UNSPOKEN BRO CODES EVERY GUY MUST KNOW
I hate rules. Anyone who is close to me is aware of my hatred of rules... however, when it comes to bro codes, that shit is sacred and not for chuckles. The code was created by men for all men to follow, no exceptions. If you do not know what the bro codes are, you are failing your fellow brethren.
Here are the 10 bro codes that can never be broken.
Code # 1
If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there.
Code # 2
Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes.
Code # 3
If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be.
Code # 4
Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman.
Code # 5
Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee.
Code # 6
If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period!
Code # 7
If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public.
Code #8
If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom.
Code # 9
You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change.
Code # 10
I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize.
All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping.
(culled from musingsofanafricanbachelordotcom)
Foreign Affairs › Re: War Against The North: Huge U.S. Aircraft Carrier Arrives South Korea(photos) by tk4rd: 8:44pm On Mar 15, 2017
Really Biigg
Romance › Re: Rich Nigerian Man Force His Girlfriend To Eat A Whole Cake by tk4rd: 9:00pm On Mar 14, 2017
otijah2:
And this is news NL mods
To be sincere, this guy in your photo is just too ugly to be a Nigerian
Car Talk › Re: Which City In Nigeria Has The Best Driving Culture? by tk4rd: 5:25pm On Mar 14, 2017
Afam4eva:
It seems logical that these two cities will have saner people.
Mostly Civil Servants and Retired Civil Servants
Celebrities › Re: Sexiest Nollywood Actors In 2017 (Photos) by tk4rd: 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2017
Lalasticlala Seun
TV/Movies › Re: Kemen: "Tboss Lied Against Me, I Did Not Put My Hand In Her" by tk4rd: 2:47am On Mar 13, 2017
Divay22:
I thought this issue has died(even if it has not been buried)
This guy still can't come to the fact that he is out......


Gat no time for this...TOO MUCH DRAMA EVERYWHERE
It's no more about the game.
The guy is trying to clear his name..
It's left for Tboss to either help him clear it up when she comes out of the house, or deal him a final silencing blow
Pets › Re: My Male Dog Refuses To Mount Females In Heat (Photos) by tk4rd: 2:22am On Mar 13, 2017
snipesc3:
who said he was secluded, he grew amist another male dog, same conditions and that one humps all the chicks
Well.. Let's say "that guy is a faithful lover"
Pets › Re: My Male Dog Refuses To Mount Females In Heat (Photos) by tk4rd: 5:28am On Mar 12, 2017
You see wetin excess seclusion dey cause.??
He grew in total loneliness, save for the sister and mother shocked !!!
Now, you are loosing "mating money",, the innocent loyal dog is now an idiot.

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