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Emperoh:
Pls house, who has the fastes goal in world cup history?

I am having an argument in the office with a superior and he insists it Diego Maradon on 11 secs
But i insist the record has been broken. . . .but couldn't quite remember in which of the tournaments!!

can someone help me out here?

Hakan Sukur 3.17 secs

Sagamite:
With mediocre players: WIN UGLY!

Edgar Davids just criticised Arg for not creating enough chances inside the Box.

Nigeria, dem dey drink cornflakes with milo for our box.

and so, den drink milo for our box but got one

and Korea, den no drink milo for den box, but they conceded 4
so who sabi pass

Sagamite:
Would you say the same thing if Amodu was coach?

Would you say we had pattern, shape and game plan.

check the link i posted from goal.com

under amodu, the game would have been drab, boring, slow, annoying coupled with some excellent display of tomfoolery on d field

Football under Amodu = insipid, dull, bland, wishy washy, colorless, trite etc
so no need to compare that inglorious bastr.d with a genius in the making

Sagamite:
The commentator just gave his vote of confidence to SK over Nigeria. That Nigeria is not good defensively.

and who on planet earth is the commentator?

how do u measure 'good defensively'?

that commentator must have graduated with third class in his school
he doesnt have sense

Sagamite:
NO!

Enyeama did a good job.

im not sure the Korean keeper complained of river blindness b4 the game

he should have done a good job too

or is Enyeama not a member of the team

u have Higuain

i hope my strikers willl score hattrick too
else, ill sell all of dem o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=452348.msg6231142#msg6231142 date=1276780136]South Koreans are aggressive, they can defend better. . . .Reh, reh reh.
U see what happens when you try to OUTPLAY Argentina? You get SLAUGHTERED!!!
I am sure you prefer this result to Lagerback's result against the same team, don't you?[/quote]This result shows the significance of our scorecard against Argentina

we did a wonderful job losing 1-0

if we had lost 4-0, that would have been the end of the tourney for us

as it is, all we need to do is beat Greece by a 2 goal margin and draw Korea

Sagamite:
The judge would tell the bailiffs to throw you out of court.

You no see "If" and "play like Argentina of Today", not any Argentina.

hehehehe

4-1

hehehehehehe

Sagamite, tell that ITV commentator to fck off

Sagamite:
Er ri! Olojoro!

So Yobo is a regular.

Etuhu that played virtually all matches plus Euro Cup matches is not?

Na dem Alaba boys sell you that dish abi?

u dey crase abi

They conceded 3 already in less than 90 mins and one foolish commentator is comparing them to Eagles

My friend, buy DSTV.

Stop being cheap.

i have DSTV and HiTV

Yobo is in that team cos of Jagielkas injury
Etuhu? u berra dont disgrace urself

e be like say Korea go beat Nigeria o

My friend stop deceiving yourself.

See you shady examples. Which player played vs Arg plays for Hull? OLE!  

Tell me which club in Asia would beat Everton, Marseille, Fulham, Monaco and CSKA?

Saga
i pay attention to details o

u asked for which player will start in EPL
the only EPL club u listed are Fulham and Everton. Yobo and Etuhu are not starters in that club
the Koreans too can make Fulham and Everton and sit on the bench

at least they have Park Jisung playing in Manchester United

Please no make me laugh.

That is why they are still playing in South Korea? How many of them would make EPL team starting lineup?

EPL means Bolton , Hull and co right?

there are clubs in Korea/Asia that will murder Hull, Bolton and co

urawa reds is one of them and some of these players are there

My friend lucky goals are different from created goals or even creates opennings.

I would rather my team is unlucky than play badly.

Let me join you in lack of objectivity, did we score and they scored a WORLD CLASS goal against one of the best teams in the world.

Me too can do unobjectivity na.  

In the spirit of unobjectivity, you just admitted that Amodu is better than LGBK.

Amodu vs Argentina 0-0

LGBK vs Argentina 0-1

what are u talking about o?
your argument was shambolic defending according to your ITV commentator compared to the Koreans
stats says we conceded one goal in 90 mins while the Koreans have conceded 2 in 45 mins
punch your calculator

and besides, Koreans scoring has got nothing to do with defending
that one na another argument; no dey shift goal post

Sagamite:
Beating?

Do you see their keeper working?

If I was to use your unobjective standards then I can easily say South Korea scored where we could not. Ignoring the fact that ALL goals in the match has been due to luck not some outclassed playing.

The South Koreans are battling, we were watching and got sliced only for our keeper to save us repeatedly.

Are Nigerian Defenders individually not better than the Koreans?

no their keeper is not working obviously like enyeama

he has shipped in 2 already

more to come

by the end of the match, we shall see

dont go nowhere

The ITV commentator just commented "I think South Korea are capable of better defensive discipline than what we saw from Nigeria".  

And some here are talking about our shape, paaaaaaaattern and game plan.  

Oyinbo na good placebo for optimism.

see someone always talking about facts

because one ITV commentator said so doesnt mean its true. and by the way, he said "i think" and thats his frigging opinion cos the Eagles only conceded one while the koreans have conceded 2

so, defensively, which of the teams is better?
is 1 > 2? No
2>1 meaning, we conceded less goals compared to Korea so that ITV commentator shd stop thinking with his backside

Pharoh:
@TKB

You cannot confirm your team changes or transfers if your budget (140 ) is negative i.e when you spend more than your budget.

exactly

so issues does v3 have?

he shd revert back to status quo but the only thing is he wont be able to make that free transfer for R2

omo these Koreans have scored my goalie o

these world cup fantasy is hard abeg

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=452736.msg6230714#msg6230714 date=1276776668]I dont have a keeper oo!
whats your team name?[/quote]say wetin happen
where are all the 3 goalkeepers u have?

v3
how come ure owing?
i tot when u owe, you wont be able to confirm changes

stop making transfers anyhow cos ure only allowed one free transfer before the beginning of each round and any othe transfer u make, they deduct 3 points

-118 ke?

ure hard o

v3:
Na wa o
So with the 5-star performance from Forlan, i only got 12 points?

Who is Ranchers Bees?

12 or 14?

Ranchers bees is my next opponent in this round of games
that reminds me, lemme check how many points the guy has from SA vs Uruguay game

i must win all ma head to head games o be it Chamo, Ibime, Mbulela or Sauron
crush anybody

Ok That explains it, We shouldnt be arguing for the sake of it then.

I couldnt watch most of Seoul 88 because it was in the morning Nigeria time school time, I took a transistor radio to school to listen to the commentary but my teacher seized it on the day yugoslavia beat us 3-1.

The 9ja vs Brasil game was played at night o

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-383117.0.html

Sagamite
that link is for u

i heard someone who isnt a Nigerian wrote again about how tactically dumb amodu was when he was the man in chargge

and the list goes on

Goal.com
bbc.com
wikipedia
Osaze odemwengie
Dickson Etuhu
Segun Odegbami
tkb
sauron
Kitaun
Dayokanu
HNIC
Proudly9ja
Omar

mbulela:
28 points.

im a dead meat

Sagamite:
I definitely think Ozil and Mueller did better than Podolski. Even if I was to pick another from the German team I would go for Klose before Lahm and Podolski.

Maicon played well and made a lot of decoy runs but I think some of the other players I chose were either explosive, not shy of taking men on or controlled the game. Maicon did not do that and his goal was an accident.

i would have stoned my tv if u said this on air
chei

ive seen off the challenges of Dr Phils handy men

now i have ranchers bees as my round 2 opponent

let me continue raking in the points abeg

where is Poldoski in ur list of players

how about Maicon and lahm

^^ iro nla

iwo bawo

omo i dey Udo Udoma today, see babes

i wan turn lawyer o

Exactly.

This was what I was telling tkb417.

Imagine him comparing Odegbami to me on football analytics.

what were you telling me this man?
Unlike what most people here have been saying, the first ingredient in ths bizniz is your ability to understand the game of football
which explains why ex footballers are going fully into football commentary day in day out

i dont know how someone like you who teaches balanced scorecard and analyses Amodus tactics from the comfort of ur room will be able to analyse football better than Segun odegbami who played football, writes about football and analyses football on tv (for more than a decade now)

football analysis goes beyond the ability to express urself, this isnt motivational speaking
yeah, some might not be able to convey the mssg- which automatically makes them not suitable for the job
. . . .first thing first is to understand the game, the eloquence is an added advantage

go and face ur consulting bizniz and leave football for peeps me. i played footie in primary school

mykali:
i can't get to that site via my PC.
i couldn't make any changes prior to the first round of matches, and i'm facing the same fate again?

u cant make changes via ur PC?
anythn wrong with ur PC?

chamotex:
Tkb, who was your captain?

bastard Villa

im going to start avoiding spain and england players

they are cursed