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doyin13:
TKB oooo. . . .

I vote with arm, leg, nose, mouth, gbogbo ara . . . . . .

TKB is leading

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if you know you want to vote, cast ur vote nau

no1madman:

what is the problem?

how can we help?

Krayola:
haha. Bad taste abi. . . because if they had good taste, let me guess, you woulda won. Abi?

yes nau or what do u think?
im hawter

Abekeade08:
Sauron, really u are being unfair the way u are talking about maedan, chei some of u can be so mean sha. I know this is an annonymous forum but can we maintain some civility here. Maedan has been witty, funny and appreciative of jaquans looks. What is wrong with a married woman appreciating, I am sure she loves her husband a lot and will never think of cheating. Naija men while dating/ married stare at women even in the presence of their girls/wives.  I really take offense with the way u have villified maedan cos she does not deserve it. @ ayetty, I thought your yim was in your profile, but i don't see it. Can u tell me wat it is?

oya ija ti pari

can we have the winner now

tkb vs Jacquard?

whos the winner
cast ur vote asap

Krayola:
Kai!! see as boys dey jealous because babes choose another guy. Na by force?!?!  

na by force o. ol boi
u scarce o

its not really that bad. The gurls took it in bad taste
nothn biggie

funkybaby:

nah, not this punan.i   look elsewhere  

****makes long distance call to my ijebu-igbo husband to remind him not to let down his guard *****  

i am from Ijebu-Igbo

ayettymama:
lolz

like they'll let u in movida

rollin ova this library floor!!!!!!

buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sauron

case closed!!!
she cannot enter Movida  and hence tkb cannot enter

ure a disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678740#msg5678740 date=1268401895]Her Royal HOTNESS. . . . .Funkybaby.
I will chase you from Pompey to Pakistani. We must make babies.
I don't care how your husband feels. [/quote]how are u different from those fighting us?
u jump from one babe to the other

Funkybaby is supposed to be ma babe? pls, stick to ur Tope abeg
ole ajibole

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=411713.msg5678714#msg5678714 date=1268401725]I still donr understand how is this got out of hand?
some blv jaquan is the hottest, some of us DONT
and i dont expect any of the guys to say yeah, he is the hottest. so what excatly is the beef? [/quote]nah
if u dont agree, ure derailing the thread

if u say NO, ure beefing
if u say NO, ure hating

so much for artificial intelligence. Not everybody who calles Jesus will enter the kingdom God has a formal edu can be called enlightened

funkybaby:
No worries.  
Let the girl be abeg

Seems she is new on this forum.
She should know that she cant trade insults with you, sauron or tkb and walk away unscathed  

how far?
why u dey bold saurons name? na winch?

hehehehe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678608#msg5678608 date=1268401009]Abeg, who be dis ayettymama?
I need Intel please. . . . . .She is ultra-razz. [/quote]ehn ehn
is she razz?

she once told Chamotex that SE peeps are razz

nyways, ran a check in Movida and i heared no Yetunde goes there to operate
wanna know where she runs her show sha
if na tht London, we go see

doyin13:
Like come on ladies. . we were all feigning jealousy.

I for one have nothing against the boy. . . .

The pictures are obviously paintbrushed anyway  

that was the plot

gurls fantasizing, and awon boiz opposing
y'knw that kinda thing and what we have is chants of war song

how old are these people?
twats. anyone who insult me will get it in good measure , pressed down and shaken together

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678554#msg5678554 date=1268400665]How can you even compare yourself with Maedan.
A bloody illegal immigrant in the USA with no purpose in life.
Forced to marry a US Citizen for the papers and now stuck in marriage with a drug fiend.
U can understand why she's getting her panties wet for a boy 12 years younger than her.[/quote]i can understand the fraustrations. so why come near me
i resemble dem family

ol boi, e be like say we go leave this goat o go find better work do

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=411713.msg5678546#msg5678546 date=1268400607]Wow . . . .this is getting steaming
All these curses cuz of one yeye guy? [/quote]lol

maedan:
And as for you, you're another premature weakling here to brew trouble. Moving around in packs like wretched hyenas. Is it our fault you could not reach full-grown status like the celebrated jaquan-C?? Go to hell abeg. That's how you get a thread locked, and get girls feeling small just because of our tasteful preferences. Jaquan is hot, full stop. Now die, haters .

Not in this life

im way above ur ancestors!!!!

i dont need to make noise but hell i can say it will take a decade for ur household to match me person. My life doesnt revolve around shameless fantasies but real tangibles. Its your ilk that shd die a natural death for whoring openly

Abekeade08:
Omo ibo god bless u. Sauron when Naija men disagree with women, why stoop to name calling? Nothing more intelligent for u to say than to call someone ashawo? Na wah ooh.

Abeke
apologies so gbo

no vex

doyin13:
I hereby start a petition. . .BAN JACQUAN for disturbing the peace


His type are not wanted on this forum. . .They take our women  

my women cannot be taken o
tho im scared tubabie is falling for the guy

ill probe that sha

maedan:
And a mad cow chewed on those two rice pellets you call ball.s. Strutting around like you own the place, or that you're better or smarter than any one else. You are the dumbest, weakest and most unappealing guy I've ever come across since I've been frequenting this forum. Lazy fowl.

1) intelligent animal
2) lazy fowl

lemme guess the 3rd one

3) stupid cow
hehehehehe

jay bee:
i don't wanna av to do dis yet again  
oya 1 more hour for y'all to spill the venom out cos i don't want it spilling over other threads.

im going to fly to where u are right now to shoot you if you lock this thread

dont worry, we'll make up soon

friends do fight nau. we'll be back 2geda soon
lets play

Abekeade08:
@Doyin, so do u think everyone on nairaland uses their real name. He picked Jaquan as his Username, that does not mean that's his real name. @ pataki, lay off maedan na, yall are taking this too far over if somebody is hot or not. @tkb, my dear how far? @ sauron, we are not drooling oh, just stating facts here.

lol
im not at daggers drawn o
just catchin some fun o

any missile that comes ma way will be repelled sha

maedan:
And as for you Sauron (ode, which man of substance would pick a character from a fantasy movie as his username. Billy-goat.) This is the second or so time you are insulting me for free. Abi you dey possessed? I've been ignoring you all this while because of all the guys on the forum I find totally repellent and disgusting, it's you that takes the cake. So trading words with you further would be demeaning myself. Intelligent animal.

which figure of speech be dt?
supo, daani olora

ayettymama:
sauron aka- the obo aka circus freak aka- brainless clown

my name is bigger than your mouth!

you dont even have opinion in this poo so get out of it!!

you cannot compare me with the prettiest woman in your household!!

kmt just cos a woman wants to admire someone u guys get all jealous and defensive and start insultin us!!

when your doin urs no woman is insulting u!!

characteristis of typical nigerian men! insecure bastards! kmt - we dont even no any of u from anywhere your here lamenting ova wat were sayin!!

abeg go find the woman that is blind so u wonr wet urself everytime a hot ma n passes by!! kmt!

im off mayne

these idiats aint worth a second of my time!

another reason i like JQ-C- hes not full of shizz like most of u! kmt

sometimes i think u have some mental disorder. where you dey roll for London?
who sabi u sef?

maedan:
Hmm. More trademark xteristics of the typical NL male. When they get beefed at a girl/girls (usually when these girls admire other guys.) They do one of the following:

1. Call her ugly.
2. Call her a love-peddler.
3. Call her Hot

Lol. And so on. ***yawn*** Little do they know they are the reason the thread even got this far. Half of what we posted was triggered by your undue and very strange interest in this topic . Don't worry eh, we will soon dash you to do with as you will. Enjoy jaquan's thread ok .

error!!!!
we cannot be bothered what the ugly gurls think on NL
we have the finest gurls on NL and they think hes not the hawtest

case closed

jay bee:
are we still on dis case?
oya let the OP do a poll to c if jacquard is truly NL's number 1 hawtie.
my money is seriously on tkb (the pot bellied one)

what poll?

you think Plat will not rig the thing? Plat shdnt go near that poll abeg

and what do u mean tkb -the pot bellied one?

@Doyin
are you the pot bellied tkb? cos i look sparkling with no flabby flesh anywhere near ma body

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678259#msg5678259 date=1268398482]Of course, empty barrels make the loudest noise.
You won't see Rebellious, Smurf, Tope2000, etc drooling over Jaquainta or Jacquard.
But when you see FUGLIES and razzies like Ayettymama, Abekeade and Maedan splattering their pim[i]p[/i] juice on their panty-liners, then you know there's war on the forum.

Dayokanu is a better mathematician.[/quote]i don tire o. Smurf and co are too "tushed" for stuffs like this

DK a better mathematician? tot Ibime got a first class in Maths.
I trust DK, lemme holla him

doyin13:
Lie Lie Lie. . . .

Every TKB comes complete. . .

shey na six pack, na sexy lips, na nice round butt. . .TKB's hold it down.

And TKB's don't need to take pichsurr inside school bathroom holding TURAYA
fone to prove it.  

We so hot. . . .dey make cream so the ladies can have us all over them all day every day.

hehehe, bad guy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678226#msg5678226 date=1268398213]Na your own TKB hot pass. . . . .
That your pot-belly brings all the females to your yard.[/quote]pot-belly
u wan spoil ma bizniz

ol boi take ur time abeg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678190#msg5678190 date=1268397861]Y'all are allowed to drool. . . . . .
We are only witnessing the MASS OVULATION of Nairaland FUGLIES. [/quote]FUGLIES? hehehe

why arent the pretty ones drooling

can we do a test quickly? ill do a questionaire quickly and get respondents in no time
who runs the regression? Ibime?
oya call him asap. Fuglies getting attracted to blokes?
abomination

doyin13:
In fact. . . TKB is the hottest.

The Tokunbo revolution is about to begin

All girls will be Tokunbonised.



Jacquan ko Jacquan ni. . . .Newbie feeling funky.

which TKB now?
ur own or my own

Pataki:
Tkb, you are a certified troublemaker.

@ tubabie,

Is he hawt or not? If you lie, I will produce your YIM manuscript for here.

u dey mind tubabie
e be like say she don dey fall for jacquard cos my tubabie would have clearly stated how hawt i am
i no send sha. camelot still dey

u no go free that babe? the more u throw jibes, the more they think we are beefing.
llet it roll jare

doyin13:
Igbo ko Igbo ni. . .which self respecting Igbo family will have a ''Jacquan'' in their family.

With that kain face, if na Igbo boy, im name for be Agbazuewa.

Na Jamo pikin abeg. . . na them dey give name like Tacquan, Tyrone, Macquan etc.

hehehehe

Abekeade08:
Damn the haters are in full swing this morning. Men I don't understand ooh, if u disagree with this topic, kindly find another one to post on, Ah ah kilode? Anyway to correct some facts jaquan is Igbo not Jamo.  Anyway y'all keep doing wat  u do best:HATIN.  To my home girls, good morning to you all

im hawter than fire
pls pour water or else, this thread will catch fire

na u sabi. This na public forum. go and create a thread for ur gurls alone and get admin rights to lock it so nobody will post
lets see if it will get to page 2

how far?