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i tot one of the gaynners said their 2nd side would beat Wolfsburg away just like we did with no defenders

now its one fckin club frm Greece

Arsenal FC
when will you win a trophy?

from what im seeing, the spell continues

thank you Lord Jesus for everythn ure doing for me
most especially the gift of life u have given to me

ill praise u forever

story
i use mtn not Nitel lines
i drive a japanese car not keke marwa

i use Sony TV not obiron tv and i dont fly arik/virgin Nigeria overseas

so cut ur 9ja story

i know HitV and i believe with time, they'll hit the right cord
wrestling the TV rights from Multichoice is no small feat at all
we shd enccourage them

nigezie for me tho ahead of channel O
and thts wht im talking about

ibkaye:
Lol, I kid I kid. Just bear in mind that I'm 'legal', whatever age I am

ur antics will not put 'us' in prison in Jesus name

nyways, ill run an undercover check on ya soon
wait for the full report in 2 weeks

Igweeee
how body? na igbo kwenu i wan talk?

how bizniz?

ibkaye:
Run foul of the law? Lmao

They're very very fine actually, yours?

And no I'm not 18, I'm 21

21
wow

come to the terbanacle and lets talk

ibkaye:
I understand it quite some bit when it's spoken to me thank you very much

'Yet', he says, who told you I haven't already been 18

Although most nairalanders believe me to be about 10

i can understand the parsimony in ur age/growth overtime
most NL would rather wanna take u to be 10 than 18 so as not to run foul of the law

so ure now 18, sounds good nau
u could be a victim of our toasting rendition here o if u dont mind
nyways, mummy ati daddy nko


[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=363317.msg5079820#msg5079820 date=1260380718]lol, lemme cut you guys short with my igbo yan, who is ready to flow with me.
platy (Ada oma) kedu ebe ino? [/quote]igow kwenu

ibkaye:
Are you asking if I'm two yet?

u dont understand yoruba, u cannot read
i typed mejidin logun
are u 18 yet

jobzi:
La jolie fille, avec un joli sourire.comment de moi et vous allez quelque part frais ?

same to u
hw far? speak yourba abeg

ibkaye:
What on earth is that?

see this babe o

dont you know
1-okan
2-meji
3-meta
4-merin
18-meji dinlogun
100-ogorun
1000- egberun
1000000- ill ask for this

so you dont know all these
u be ajeburra pikin

ibkaye:
That's the problem, I can't

so why not look and observe and not throw spanners in our toastings

by the way, who allowed u in here
are u meji din logun yet?

ibkaye:
Racists

say that in yoruba omo kekere

chamotex:
You are not going anywhere . . . oya gimme my 'toasting' back.

Just because u first me reach court no mean say u go win case na

when u wake up in the morning
always pray to God to deliver u from oju kokoro
u have it plenty

ive given u secretz, now u want her sis
chei

chamotex:

How old is your sister?
Secretz we need to talk ASAP

are u serious?
didnt u see me when i asked her b4 u came?

wahala e ti poju bobo yi
rora o

Jarus:
If you need a Jos, go and meet the traditional ruler of Jos(Gwom gwom Jos) and tell him you need his city.

ure wicked o
peson need job u con tassy am like dt

Secretz:
^^^^ hanhan what did I say? my sister helped me type that oooo, is it something bad?

ur sister
tell her to sign up

who needs u when u have a sister? go with david make i see road

Oya, oko mi, je ka lo, let us kerewa.

leave the rest, they just get mouf

ole ni yin sir

e fe mi bread ko butter wa je ni

awa o feyen o

aya mi ni secretz

Eastbay:
tk,
I'll take 9.5 k for DSTV's full bouquet cus it's actually worth it.
there may be no soccer,but their programming content sh.its on HitV's by streets and miles.
Besides,theHD format allows you to enjoy the few games that they show:great audio and picture quality.
HiTHief-V has started becoming greedy by raising their main bouquet which is full of sh.it.ty channels and programs all because of their EPL right.
the 6 k one spends a month is actually ROBBERY,cus the fotie is hardly enjoyed,and there is nothing else to watch.

all na part of the teething problems

they'll get better with time

chamotex:
Tkb ooo le s'omo tomi . . . awa n shomo on all levels

ok check this out on Secretz:

Secretz omo to fine
Emi o kin se Tkb or Jay bee ti won ma n fi aya obinrin gbale
Emi fe fi e se iyawo ni
Emi o kin se D-Banj but Koko yato si koko
Se owo lo fe ni abi moto
Waa gbadun mi ju
Sun mo mi ka towo b'owo, ka serepa, ka tun gun janglova
Mo lenu gan, mo lete, mo le fi Henessy je biscuit
_{now beat that}

u dey crase o

ok
see secretz
ma je ki chamo tan e je rara
ko ni swagger rara ko de damo

like i told u, daddy mi lo ni race course to be se temi
gbogbo ojo lo ma gbadun

wa je ka sere ife , ko sun mo mi pekipeki
kagbe tan letan ka wa wa alright

ma je ko tan e je o, chamo ko da hennesy mo yato si champagne

programming and costs?

and u think the cost isnt better comparatively?

eastbay na thief o

lol

see this chamo
ur stylee is local

emi ni tkb omo baba suwe
papa mi lowo ode ni mercedes benz
to ba femi, ma mu lo si dubai lo se 'choppin'

gba fun mi ka lole lo se orobokibo

and i willingly collect

u be thief sha, u go return all ma plastic flowers or else yawa go gas

see barawo

secretz was given to me by her mum in ilesa

fyi, shes relocating to osogbo for our trad

Secretz:
Oh yes! This yoruba dude here tkb417, na wa oooo, he used to send me plastic flowers, shewing gum, melted chocolate. oooh he was romantic indeedu! He even bought me a mortar! soooo romantic.  

see them
i bought her a mortar so she could pound, now shes complaining
ive always been wary of these london returnees, una wahala too much

so what would u prefer?
a porshe cayanne? ole

tanimz:
There was this Yoruba guy (Ekiti) to be precise that's asking me out, hes nice and all that but romance no dey. So ild say no.

But u seem romantic

and now ure talking
**ahem** who needs secretz when tanimz is here
ill give u some tlc baby

Secretz:
my yoruba future husband is both attractive (too bloody pretty infact) and romantic as hell, but I dont really call it romantic, it's just standards things for him, but I know people will be jealous. so . . .

yeah baby, tell dem hw i used to spoil u

u couldnt have had it better with an ibibio boi
abi what sayesth thou

What is your own with the choice of my words?

as in, like seriously nothn
lmao

Yoruba guys are attractive, but when it comes to romance, I would say no for the most.

any tribe can be attractive what im askin is romance

so u think we are not romantic? uve been 'hinging' with the wrong crew

expand ur horizon/scope

whts level 14 sef?
how much are they paid?

if i have to change to a govt parastatal, ill ask for level 21 cos i heard the salary in civil service is ***

build the tech, i sell the tech

and who says we aint engineers?

i engineer numbers and financial instruments to make life easy

tanimz:
Seriously? I dont have time to argue.

seriously again? u sef like wahala

meanwhile, do u think yoruba boiz are romantic
cos im yoruba and all my numerous gfs said im romantic bt the fckin author of this thread says we are not

wht do u think?

tanimz:
Its a catch phrase. Can't I say whatever I please?

im sori, just wanted to knw so i can start using it

can't i say whatever i please is a catch phrase too?

ure the lord of catch phrases