I can so relate...........how about when you do something wrong na ur matter dem go use preach for morning devotion.

jeez...........I went through this road yesterday o......hmmmmmmmmmmm thank God sha for sparing my life

I am pretty sure you are not from kwara state.................because no kwaran will spill such from his mouth.

trollolololol:
why the fvck are you bringing my mum into this. let the hoe RIP

wow!

@topic is it defect or deflect??

KWASU...........

Gbade60:
U.B.A is *919*amount# , works for me

no difference.......... same reply to try again.

Uba.......not working....try again

indomie is always a life saver............but I prefer spaghetti to indomie,I get fed up or indomie but I can never get fed up of spaghetti.

LORDSAMURAI:
did i generalise?

do you know the meaning of generalization.......... read what you wrote again,but this time very slowly, maybe you can understand what you just wrote

LORDSAMURAI:
so is ur mother

I didn't insult mine, but you insulted yours..............you said your mom has been feeding you and your dad poison.......

LORDSAMURAI:
RUBBISH THE SAME NIGERIA LADIES THAT START THINKING OF MARRIAGE AT THE AGE OF SIXTEEN JUST BECAUS THEY NEED A MAGA THAT WILL BUY IPHONE 4 THEM, WHILE THE EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN LADIES STARTED WORKING AT THE AGE OF 13 AND BOUGHT IPHONE FOR THEMSELFS B4 THEY CLOCK 15, SO OP TELL ME WHATS THE GROOMING FOR MARRIAGE AND HARDWORKING IN NIGERIA LADIES? THE SAME NIGERIA LADIES THAT COOKS POISON MAKING GUYS TO HAVE BIG BELLY AND DIABATES WHILE THE WHITE LADIES FOLLOWS A WELL PLACED FOOD CALENDER BY A NURTITIONIST.

the same poison your mum cooked for your dad, and the same poison you ate and are still eating. you just insulted your mom.

kayzeesoft:
You forgot to mentioned jebba. Very very worst.

when passing DT Jebba road u don't kw when u start saying ur last prayers........ especially in d raining season.

bobo65:


switch ur phone off
when its off press vol up (the button for increasing volume)
then press power button, hold both of them together till ur phone comes on
it will take u to ur recovery, from there, scroll down (with vol down)to wipe/factory reset then click on it by pressing vol up then wipe the phone

click on reboot system now

n.b u will lose everything u have on the phone

Tnks...........av tried it not working d fone is coming again...av taken it to fone engineers.they said i wld av to flash it which i don't want to cos d fone is relatively new.

Pls i need help on how to unlock my infinx hot 2.i kind of forgot my pattern.....

Pls i need help i just locked my fone with pattern And can't remember d pattern.....infinite hot 2......pls its urgent

He wants to put to shame those dt did not believe he went to school.......especially those witches and wizards in his family house.

KINGinVAHALA:

Good to know.

Very few? thats ok. you mind adding a special frnd to ur frnd list? but, i really would love to catch a glance at ur pic first.

y not..........just dt am not ready to upload my pics on nairaland now

KINGinVAHALA:

Yeah, you re kinda right. but bcus there isnt a repacaution shudnt mean we shud spill one.

You re new on nairaland? you hv frnds here?

i actually dont spew rubbish...........just sayin............av actually bin around awhile...........very few

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. you hv a fiance or husband u re hidding frm here?

lolz........i think i like d privacy it gives......i don't av to be scared if someone recognises me. U can spew rubbish without repercussions.

KINGinVAHALA:
Cool!
Why no pic?

coded things.......

KINGinVAHALA:

As i earlier said, sorry about that and i wish u success in ur stay in UROMI my beloveth town.

Tnks dear....

KINGinVAHALA:

Everything? you mean ntin good abt my people? If i slap u ehn, che u nor get respect? lol

They arent accommodating to corpers? well, corpers re humans nd i feel u shudnt mk others treatments inferior to that of corpers. if i where u sweetheart, i would try mind my business bcus men for dat area nor get joy o. lol

Things re expensive? things like what? dnt 4get cost of items has skyrocketed all over the country for abt 3 or more months bcus of this dollars stuff, so i see no reason why uromi shud be exempted. and compare to benin nd some other part of Nigeria, i still feel uromi is way cheaper. and dnt 4get uromi nt a village as some ignorant people would think but a bumming city only below benin in edo state.

Anyway, i wish u goodluck nd success. u can cal me to send u helping hands in uromi if some persons wanna take advantage of u been a stranger there. lol

I didn't say nothing good abt Uromi I only said everything is experience and this was before d dollar hype............to d extent DT if mistakenly put on ur khaki to d market tons DT are sold for #500 u go buy am #1200.

KINGinVAHALA:

Whats nt nice with my local govt.

everything........... they are not accommodating to Corpers and things are verrrrrrrrry expensive here

agobentim:
Agoben
The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be
between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni penalty kick at the world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers shit services and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites“.
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“ Lie.
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Liverpool’s and Chelsea's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make. How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase

the most annoying part is DT u see people u feel are not up to u academically making it posting pics online and u be like 'baba God when u go pick up my call.........it is well sha.

KINGinVAHALA:

Lol. we re saying same thing babe. am frm uromi bt stay in benin. so u hv to bring ur dues to my abodd in benin for serving in my village, uromi.

where in uromi re u serving?

oooooookay.............lolz. ur local govt DT is not nice at all.

KINGinVAHALA:

Serving in my local govt and you havent come to pay me ur dues? your own don finish. hehehehe

You better bode the next car coming to benin and come pay me your dues before i get angry.[/b]

lolz...............na Uromi I dey o,not Benin

headTO:

Exactly. Proudly Uromi

na ur local government I dey serve

Roseey0:

That's what we all say. Love is a beautiful thing. All you need is someone thAt will patiently guide you cos it's not just your thing.
When you experience the real deal,u won't want to be out of relationship even if it's for a second.

DTS y I said for now am kinda okay with my status now................if its supposed to be am sure its going to work out.

Mascotizer:


Eyah, dnt give up dear. All u need to do is to be humble enough to learn from ur past relationships. I was a very bad lover in my past relatioships, but over time i ve learnt a plethora of things...am nt there yet though, still av a lot to learn. But am better nw.

it's not abt not giving up......av tried a few times to see if it can still work, but apparently am not meant to have or be in a relationship. And for now I think am doing fine without any

Menzy86:
So because you have been hurt by someone in d past, u become stone cold hearted to your future partners? How does that change the past? And how are people so comfortable saying they have no emotions these days? I have been seriously hurt by two ladies in d past and actually caught d last one sleeping with someone else but that will never affect my desire to find a girl to still love later. The only thing is that nothing any woman does to me now can take me unawares. I urge u to open up again but just have reservations and while doing the much u can, expect less. The world is tasteless without love.

the problem av had in my r/p i s av given my love completely without reservation but the end result wasn't pretty......... my first ever r/p was in my 1st yr in sch I was very naive fresh outta sec sch and DT r/p mared my life till now.

sickstars:

Me too
wen one is hurt sooooooooooooo mch
U just care bou ur happiness first

yes o