₦airaland Forum

shortgun:

This post just made my day, I've not laughed since morning but this thread made me to laugh like a lunatic
See as people wey dey joint just dey look me like mumu.

OP, God bless you for making me laff, am very grateful.

Odilafta:
There's no difference between a government that rules for years and acheives nothing and a guy that dates a girl for 10years without engaging or doing anything tangible..That's by the way though



He doesn't have a job and he want's to take her to see his parents== For real

She's on her period == lame excuse,she's fed up with your friend and wants to hang out with rich dudes..

RUBMYMIND:
Warm greetings to my fellow NL,
Pls i need ur contributions and advice on how to respond to this mail i got from a company esp the second question:




Dear Applicant,

Thanks for sending your CV to our company. Please respond to the following inquiries.

What is your current salary?
Why do you want to leave your present employment?

Please forward copies of your certificates and photograph.

Regards,

HR.

Regards NL

for your current salary, state a figure close to or 'slightly' higher than what you hope to be paid by this new company.
why you want to leave your present employment: this is because you seek a job that will stretch your professional experience. you want to take up greater challenges/responsibilities.

Hope this helps

tolaly:
I didn't use a cover letter too. My status on their site is "in progess". I just applied on Tuesday. I await a positive response too. Thanks

dasoul:
who has gotten/done the same assessment here?

dasoul:
I just got a link from Tenaris to complete an online assessment, who has gotten/done the same assessment here?

lonelydora:
I will run immediately, I won't wait to see if the person is dead or not depending on the impact . If you understand some Nigerian laws you will know that when your car is burnt it will bring lesser punishment.

chibwike:
Am planning to get a pet, so i just wanna know, which of them is a better companion

emmyluvly:
Am surprise that someone is taking on Mena, like she said, d text message came around 12 or 1pm, most people had to change directions. At that time, who would have time to come to nairaland? D tezt consist of 2 comprehension passages with 8 and 9 questions and logical reasoning that contained 10 questions. All objective. The location for today was Japaul yard in shell location road, Igwurutta by Bolingo mortuary. Who knows if it will be same for 2moro. All d best of luck to those who have written and yet to write.

emmyluvly:
Bros ur own na November?our own na october ooo. Check again ooo

Cmanforall:
A very big congratulations to all those passing out today....

... Drop your congratulatory message here....

Nobleval:
do we still have that in present day Nigeria? If we don't... then curse be to that black liquid in the Niger Delta.

jigabanty: yoope, I'm a testimony. I'm here