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I served in Nguroje Sardauna LG (2017), which is about 45mins drive to Gembu. Aswear the place cold die. Bath with hot water (not warm o) all through ma service year. We use to dress like Eskimos.

Living things I couldn't find there were lizards, mosquitoes and cockroaches buh only saw snake ones.

If you are the type who loves fish. You are on your own. You will have to book for fish like you want to order an item from Junia. Buh as for beef, you go chop tire.

There was this day I went to their abatior to buy beef forgotten that I no dey my state. I told the Fulani man I want meat of N500. Come see cutting like say I wan do end of the year parry. Unfortunately I couldn't tell him to reduce it. We are about 16 that ate the soup that day eating like 4-4 meat each.

What amazed me in Mambilla Plateau was if you cook any food, just forget about warming cuz it won't get spoilt. You can only warm if you want to re-eat (tell Oxford dictionary to add this English). To be continued...

So Nollywood movies never teach you any LESSON

ghettokid1:
Sense is far from you.
Therefore follow my instruction to carry sense

Wetin Seun no go see for Nairaland

YOU ARE STILL USING OPERAMINI TO OPEN FACEBOOK #LOL

SO RONALDO DEY BITE FINGERNAILS TOO

SHOULD WE TELL HIM?








Even if you cut that your hand join. We ain't buying them for 12k sef

Should we tell him the exact price?

All I could say was that Salon Work is not his way. Is better you become a Mechanic

See Gembu visible cold

Visit Gembu, Mambilla Plateau, Taraba (Nguroje, Na there I serve). You go know say Jos dey learn

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ITS HAPPENING HEAVY AT AROCOM OFFICE. THESE VEHICLES GOES TO QUALIFIED MEMBERS/BENEFICIARIES LIVE IN AROCOM OFFICE, TRANS EKULU FLYOVER WAY, NEAR HSB HOTEL, ENUGU, ENUGU STATE

Was the day we came down to The Village. went to poop inside one of our toilet and I love that style of standing on the W/C. That's how mumcy opened the toilet door and yelled! 'Omo yi ma Paami' Omo see beating like say I be drum. Na so I vex say I dey go Lagos all by my self like person wey know the Road to the Nearest Bus Stop sef

Please how true is this interview

Dear ......
, Based on referal,MAG GLOBAL Invite you for an Interview on TUE 15/01/19 By 8am @8,BISI OGABI STR OFF BALOGUN B/STOP Ikeja.ENQ:MRS COKER

During my service year, there is this food called Danwanke or thereabout. The food is a NO NO.
Others are Tuwo, WaterLeaf Soap, Pawpaw and boiled egg 'Yuck'

tosman4real02@gmail.com

I have it. This phone is worst than Buhari. Op i lie?

benob:
Nice one
Be dey get small hope for 18b!!
Next month far oh����

Yeah

benob:
Wat batch

17B

Mine don show sef

My Lodge Mate just recieved hers. Still N19800 (Zenith Bank) Taraba State

Someone said gtbank doesn't have enough mb to reply sterling bank.
Another said Gtbank doesn't have time to reply "Shade TWEET" cos they are too busy debiting accounts

I hear am for Russia say Victor Moses has fallen more than it rained in Russia this year

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Youths in J4 area in Ijebu East local government of Ogun State apprehended the alleged madman who hacked two kindergarten students of saint John's primary school, Agodo via Ibiade in Ogun waterside on Monday 12th March 2018.

Since the ugly incident was reported by Asuss Press Crew on Monday, the state police combined team have been on his trail combing every part of Ogun waterside local government to get him arrested.

Our reporter at Abigi early this morning alerted us that luck ran out of Lekan Adebisi when he was trying to make his way out of the area early this morning, the youths and residents of the area who have been on the watch out ran towards him immediately he was sighted by some of them, all efforts by Lekan Adebisi to escape into the bush was blocked by the angry youths and residents.

The alleged madman, Lekan Adebisi was badly injured in the process while calls were put through to Abigi the headquarters of Ogun Waterside that the most wanted man has been apprehended, he was moved to the Divisional Police headquarters in Abigi where so many people had gathered to catch a glimpse and take pictures of the accused person.

ASUSS reporter at Abigi in Ogun Waterside called in few minutes ago that Lekan Adebisi has been moved to the State Police Command Headquarters Eleweran in Abeokuta.

All efforts to get through to the state PPRO Abimbola Oyeyemi to confirm this latest development has not been positive.

More details in our subsequent report

Ayannuga Olufemi
Asuss Press Crew

Digit not correct

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The times of ignorance God overlooked ...