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MechanicMike:
Yeaassssurrr...in naija & pounds sterling (true story)

MechanicMike:
Bro I can't spell but I have moiney...u can spell but u don't ha MOINEY...who do u tink need help more, me or u?

ridwanlawal:
Falseprophet
I have seen what you are looking for.

MechanicMike:
Bro big boys eat pitza....we don't eat puff puff, meat pie or bread(no offenscce)

MechanicMike:
Ok bro so u one of those niaja broke guys that can eat bread or meat pie in front of fine babe...and they when they ignore u like beggger..u start calling them racist!(no offenscce)

MechanicMike:
... especially when the babe is lightskin, half cast or white. Guys could u? ( No oofencssece & please advise...I hav a date coming soon !!!(no offensse)))

Savagr:
Maybe your guardian angel na introvert 😂😂

JackDaAlienz:
Guy abeg enlighten me. I'm really curious. I want to use masturbation to manifest riches and money.
Big bros tell me how I should do it abeg.

JackDaAlienz:
I had an injury during football match last week. I hit my hips on the bar while defefending a shot.

My right hip is in pains, I have taken injections and done x Ray they said everything is fine.

But last nightz when my girl wanted to give me BJ to release the stressful.
To my utmost dissapoinment my manhood refused to rise up.
As in she tried everything possible
Still my manhood no gree rise

This morning I decided to try again, I watch porn but still nothing rise.
I'm getting very scared that I injured something in my hips that has affected my sexual organs. .

Please Doctors what could be the cause of this issue. Please I'm getting very scared. It dosent even move or rise at all since after the football accident

Please help me

JackDaAlienz:
I think the universe manifsted and attracted those girls around me.
That means if I train myself
I can use the energy in masturbation to manifest other imaginnatiins into reality.

I know there is power release during intense ejaculation.
Masturbation is very deep

JeffreyJunior:
Silence in public and loud laughter in private, that's how I handle them.

Some have said my dad put me in his "cult" before he died. My pops was never a cult man just that he was not naive in matters of religion eventhough he was a knight.

Many others once said that the gay country affected me and that I could be one.

Another set said that oyibo woman don born pikin for me which was why my mum haff not killed herself over my matter then.

The last trending one was that I died, my mum arranged for me to be buried abroad and covered it up so that umunna people would not take over my papa properties.

Sometime ago, I called my uncle and asked him to do a task on my behalf but he was kinda insisting I showed up fess. I never knew the reason until I went home and visited him in PortHarcourt afterwards. He knelt down and thanked God saying his enemies had been put to shame. He then told me that the rumor was why he was dillydallying. I asked him about my calls and he said if oyibo could clone human being, na my voice go come hard them to forge. That day, I laughed like I was on cheap drugs.

unamamatoto:
This is not about daily Nigerian or world politics, sports, work, enjoy, sleep and repeat.. what is really our purpose here on Earth?

Someone or persons with the knowledge of the unseen / metaphysical should share for insights please...

Ademola02:
Hello naira landers I’m so pleased to write this
Please read carefully
How I predicted my death and actually died
Thread;
March 14 will be a day I’ll never forget in my life,
I was at home depressed and having suicidal thoughts, my instinct already told me that I’ll eventually die if I don’t stop doing drugs or seek for help,so I wrote the pic attached below to my snap and wanted to put it on my story but I was scared cuz I have so many friends and business partners who don’t know I was going through depression and drugs.there’s no illicit drugs that I’ve never tried in my life except for coke and heroine and I always end up regretting and getting more depressed, there is this particular drug called synthetic cannabis or k2 spice, damn this shit almost ruined my life, I have been embarrassed so many times by this drug and I have lost a lot
On March 16 I went to visit a brother who use to smoke this deadly thing too, so he asked me to come and give him a cut, as I got there I gave him a nice trim and he appreciate it so he handover a second hand smoke to me he however warned me that the strain is strong tho. I really can’t remember how many puff I took but I guess it will be 3 or more. That was the last thing I remember..damn in my head I thought I went home straight after I finished smoking it and I opened my door and slept, but that was just an illusion. I fainted damn these brothers took me to a nearby hospital but the doctors couldn’t wake me up, immediately I was transferred to another hospital which is general hospital but still I couldn’t wake up
I was far gone(dead inside) thankfully my brother came through and they were advised to rush me to OSUTH at sagamu. I was admitted to the emergency ward which I spent 6 days in coma before I could wake up and talk. I was feeling so guilty and ashamed of myself because I really disappointed my mom and my entire family. My EXpo2 was at 45 (too low)when I was admitted, I was placed on oxygen for 16 days day and night. Damn it was so stressful and worrisome being in such situation, the big oxygen cost 17900 and I was using about 2 in a day, I was given 3 antibiotics injections in a day which cost about 5k each
Good health is so underrated, Good health is so underrated, I’m writing this to inform all the young I’m writing this to inform all the young and old kings who are into drugs to please desist from such act. I know it’s hard to quit but please try to, drug is never the solution, it’s okay to relapse but try to switch your mindset and focus on real things when you’ve realized that you have had a relapse
I did an X-ray 🩻 which came out that I was suffering from pulmonary edema ( fluid in the lungs 🫁) My anxiety began when I heard what the doctor said, I googled about it and realized it’s a lungs infection, I was crying every day and I was full of regrets, I saw patients dying in front of me and I became so scared and nervous. I was praying and begging God for forgiveness that if I could make it out alive that i promise I’ll never near drugs again…
Alhamdulillah and I’m very grateful to my mom and my brothers who were there for me.
My only wish this year is to take her to hajj and to also make her proud and I’m working towards it
Special thanks to All the doctors (dr fowosola,dr Femi,dr ayade and so many more) I’m really grateful I survived…

Openair:
Good day people, please, if you have this type of generator up for sale in Benin City (preferably close to Ekosodin), I’m interested. Thanks.

P.S. I had to post this here to reach a wider audience.

Lionize:
Hello, I was in your shoes. I was stuck. My situation was much better but if I hadn't taken the bull by the horn, I knew if things remained the way they were, I'll get to exactly where you are.
For me, I was a banker, I had two cars, two landed properties to my name, no house, married with little kids. I thought at 40 I would have quit banking,had a business rolling in cash everyday, pursued my academic dreams, and live the life.

The country is not a decent place for decent people. The efforts to live a decent life without compromises was frustrating. The system rewards evil, cultism, bribery, immorality, and I was not in on any of those.

Two years ago, I quit and left the country.

Warning: you must sacrifice something. Stop drinking beer, or indulging in anything that you know drains you financially (maybe infidelity).
That data thing you said, make sure you have that, and then chuk your head into that programming you mentioned, use YouTube and every available free resources - I did same thing and enter python.

Seek out scholarships abroad (not many places in Europe because of that hnd wey go carry).

Or if you have a link to any EU country, find money fall into any of them, seek for asylum, and in about 3 to 4 years time, you will be a changed person, you and your descendants.

You can also look at a viable business to start in Nigeria. I know you will say 'capital this, capital that', still, lol for a business and start.
Whatever happens, keep your head high, it is never too late to step out, but the earlier you do, the better.

On a lighter note, how you been Wan achieve those things wey you list up there, by working 8-5 with hnd in Nigeria?

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

dippleee1:
Pls help me, how can I locate Alaba international market from Iyanoba Bus Stop

staga:
A night in county jail for any misdemeanor charge will straighten you out.

reiddecuti:
Email address is wrong.

reiddecuti:
How can I send them?

reiddecuti:
Only you can advise yourself.

But before then, there's something I've come to understand; there are two reasons that men make money;
1: To be wealthy
2: To spend and live life extravagantly.

You have to know why you want to make money.


If you're willing, there are books I'll recommend you read. There's no curse on you but ignorance. You need to liberate yourself from ignorance.

artworks1:
First, how do you intending building with 4million; to start with?

Give me a break down.

Diligent1:
I have sent it sir
STERLING BANK
0084822618

Xtraordinare:
Hello experienced Nairalanders

Please for someone with a budget of 4m which of this cars would you advice one to buy. Note the car is one that should be able to serve for atleast 4years.

Belgium 2010 Pontiac Vibe
Belgium 2011 Hyundai Sonata
Belgium 2010 Hyundai Santafe
Nigerian used Honda Crv which I know there will be change at the end of the day.

Please help with reliability and maintenance of this vehicles..

Please note I don't want anything outside this vehicles I mentioned...

Thanks for your contribution

Xenry:
Mention on fact about Juice Wrd fans. And if you are one of them, what's your favourite Juice Wrd music?

# In the memory of Juice Wrd, the legend that lives on.

MRAYO001:
Feel so sorry for your loss.
First question is, do you know his name? And how can you be sure he's using a sin he registered himself!!!

If you have his name and that his number is linked to any Nigerian bank, I can provide you his full bvn details and photo (if available)

1Battery:
Goggle play 100 dollars please whats your rate

sunnymighty:
I have someone (not on nairaland though) besides your contact is not there. is it a full freezer?

sunnymighty:
Is this a freezer or a refrigerator? Either way, you need to review that price downward bro! The price you are quoting isn't feasible.