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Politics / Re: Army Uncovers Illegal Armoury,confirms Presence Of Hezbollah Terrorists In Naija by Tobbylobar(m): 7:53am On May 31, 2013
angry embarassed shocked shocked shocked.....see as dis people r going for terrorist training as if dey r banging degree.....my dear country naija is little by little turning to war zone within my bare eyes...
Politics / Re: We Shall Kill Nigerians In Pakistan If Kidnapped Victims Are Killed by Tobbylobar(m): 12:38pm On May 30, 2013
angryAny Nigerian u find in pakistan r going der on sponsorship to become a terrorist n terrorise us here in naija... dey should kill dem if dey like...who send dem go deir!!?

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Tried To Stop My Son From Joining Islam And Radicalizing ––mother Of Woolwich by Tobbylobar(m): 8:26pm On May 25, 2013
May God not give child that will drag our name in mud...dis guys suppose to av been send back to naija to come hustle small..i pity dis poor woman... embarassed
Foreign Affairs / Re: French Soldier Stabbed In Paris by Tobbylobar(m): 8:10pm On May 25, 2013
undecidedI hope dis one also is not a Nigeria descent..... embarassed
Travel / Re: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by Tobbylobar(m): 1:40pm On May 25, 2013
angryReturn home...no be home i dey so...abii den tell u say i commot b4... angry

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Crime / Re: I Gave Hoodlums N40,000 To Escape Being Gang-raped by Tobbylobar(m): 8:55am On May 25, 2013
undecided angry angry..mushin..GEJ..should declare street of emergency to dat area..asap..
Politics / Re: Nationwide Blackout? 24 Hours And Counting by Tobbylobar(m): 7:37am On May 25, 2013
There is no light in my area yet oo...isolo..lagos angry
Travel / Re: Work And Live In Dubai by Tobbylobar(m): 11:30am On May 24, 2013
^^^justwise y u dey take d guy laugh na...d guy sef dey confuse abi na convince...lol grin
Sports / Re: Football Vs Se** by Tobbylobar(m): 10:16pm On May 23, 2013
Who change dat number 15 to tips... angry
Sports / Football Vs Se** by Tobbylobar(m): 10:10pm On May 23, 2013
wink
1.Going to ur bf/gf without being invited=offside
2.dating a girl today n having se* on d same day =freekick
3.condom=goalkeeper
4.abortion=redcard
5.a girl wit lot of energy=captain
6.having se* without a condom=owngoal
7.condom break=penalty
8.banging 3 girls in a day =hat trick
9.taking a lot of time without coming =man of d match
10.having many chicks n banging all =mvp
11.having se* wit u ex =friendly match
12.8years of se* without a child =arsenal club
13.after 2 round,u request for more=extra time
14.taking it gently when having se*=fairplay
15.bitting her nipples=suarez
16.two legs on shoulder=throwin
17.asking her' how do u want it=taking instruction on d sideline
18.a lady using pills after se* n later still got pregnant=defensive error
19.girl being pregnant=goallllllll..
Politics / Re: NIGERIAN ARMY EMERGE WITH DESERT WARFARE OPERATIONAL VEHICLES by Tobbylobar(m): 3:23pm On May 18, 2013
Omo!!!war is not good ooo..
He beta as i dey drink my garri wit rest of mind oo.. shocked

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Health / Re: Do You Still Bite Your Fingernails? by Tobbylobar(m): 7:45pm On May 17, 2013
Am guity as judas...i tink am addicted to it...anytime i tried to stop i always come back to it.. embarassed
Phones / Re: Mobile Number Portability Ads Meant To Divert Attention - Consumer Rights Group by Tobbylobar(m): 10:11am On May 07, 2013
Dis country don tired me sef....i wan port jooo angry
Politics / Re: Nigerian Press One Of The World's Freest - UN by Tobbylobar(m): 11:23am On May 05, 2013
Story!! Story!!! undecided
Travel / Re: DV 2014 Winners Meet Here by Tobbylobar(m): 5:23pm On May 01, 2013
Not selected....congrat to those who win... embarassed.....
Travel / Re: DV LOTTERY 2014 Preparations by Tobbylobar(m): 6:36am On May 01, 2013
undecided
kumulus: Pray this prayer:

O Glorious Guardian Angel, to whom God has entirurued my care, I honour and thank you for the care and protection you've given me from the first moment of my inception.

O Powerful Guardian Angel, whose watchful glance encompasses all that concerns me. I know that my sins have grieved you and marred the beauty of my heritage. Pray for me, O Holy Angel, before the throne of God. Obtain for me, from the Queen of Heaven, the grace ( MENTION YOU CN ) need to win this diversity visa lottery 2014.

Help me, my God-given protector and friend, to respond whole heartedly to the pleas of the Mother of God.
Assist me to offer prayers and sacrifice necessary to bring peace and goodness to my life.
I want to make you known throughout every land, so that with your help I may become once more ' A Winner All Around '
Amen
.....all this prayer is not needed at this time..what u need to do is wait till 5pm and check if u r selected..den u can proceed for interview prayer..d deed as been done already....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland Post Your Best Pic Of You Day by Tobbylobar(m): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2013
SignIn cool
Romance / Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by Tobbylobar(m): 2:38pm On Apr 21, 2013
I will tell her am sorry it was April fool.... embarassedI will tell her am sorry it was April fool....

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Sports / Re: Letter To Ghanaians After Nigeria Beat Them 6:1. by Tobbylobar(m): 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2013
[color=#990000][/color]..o boy heee Ghana don suffer 2day...somepeople go dey compare 9ja wit ghana...den no say oga na master...ghana ni ile le n be yeen..meloo gan ni won sef...
Travel / Re: DV LOTTERY 2014 Preparations by Tobbylobar(m): 9:03pm On Apr 15, 2013
justwise:

If you have any sense of decency then read up here https://www.nairaland.com/927190/dv-2013-winners-meet-here , people there are also Christians but they concentrate on the most important thing and that thread is running into 700 pages.

At the beginning this thread was flowing and ideas shared but suddenly some fanatics invaded the thread and decided to derail it. all pleas did not work but i'm not going to allow some minority here to derail this thread again
...Gbam thumbs up for u justwise....

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Celebrities / Re: My Relationship With Beyonce And Her Father Martin - Seyi-Shay by Tobbylobar(m): 4:13pm On Apr 15, 2013
debbyblaze:

God bless u my broda all these Nigerians with lies ... grin if they were so good y didnt we hear of them... mtcheew busted mofo's commin 2 feed us wiv lies...smh
.......bros u well so...abi eye dey pain u...
Travel / Re: Hustlers Travel Ambition...let's Meet Here by Tobbylobar(m): 6:42am On Apr 11, 2013
Subscribing... cool
Travel / Re: DV LOTTERY 2014 Preparations by Tobbylobar(m): 12:52pm On Mar 27, 2013
I Hate 9ja: the destiny of a man is in his handz.......the potentials r their in u......r they still hidden.....unleash them.......if u ve discovered them.....maximize and utilize them
@ all....... we all took a wise and great step applying for dv......welcome on board to ur nxt level of unlimited acheivementz
....yes oo dats d sprit man keep it high...
Travel / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Launches Airline ”dominion Air” by Tobbylobar(m): 3:13pm On Mar 25, 2013
End shall never wonder!!!! undecided
Travel / Re: DV LOTTERY 2014 Preparations by Tobbylobar(m): 2:38pm On Mar 25, 2013
Tanx God dat justwise came to rescue dis thread.. some folks can be annoying with der religion belief sef..i was like wat!!! am i in a religion section...thumb up guyz d thread is back alive...

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