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marieolae: naa he is stupid for dat

hehehe

koligs: Try and use close-up toothpaste then thereafter, if she doesn't kiss u, call me a ba.strd

ohhh myyy Goddd.... Hehehehehehehehe

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

so, did you give him

great289: Bootybuttchic and sexyseun, una two try cos if u try to move without shown her some bad side of u, she will always tk u as a foolish man.

i found this really funny

Hehehe

mutiply: @acidtalk, @Three7Ty9 @Dygeasy Thanks, i really do appreciate ur comments and teachings. Have always been a lovelorn, guess i should just focus on the job tins and find happiness else where.The end of love is not the end of life. Thanks once again.

don't worry bruh, you'll find your soulmate soon

Been fvcking the world and nigga i aint cum yet

The hell is he

godjohnson: Happy MARRIED life dude

hehehehe

SpaceGoat: brillant boy just like me

brilliant like you indeed

Harbosede02: God knws i hate proud guys!!


So,op aw is d tire of ur"end of discussion"??

it's fine now, thank you

Enegod: smh

as in

rozzay: Ok. So?

so nothing

Liability: pishure of your body touching her body or..................

what do you want to do with the picture??

Tallesty1: I wish you guys a hot-wedding.

thanks

Ibime: Wetin FIFA 14 sabi? The guy is a CM from day one, he just covered right back when Nathaniel Clyne was injured season before last. He played very well there as well.

kay then

firstEVA:

Pls change the subject of this post


anyways congrats

what would be more appropriate?

Pls anybody bt salah, he's our only true right winger(left footed)

Austeenx: `[color=orange]Mr. Cork?
I thought Mr. Cork was a waiter in Peckham? [/color]

yes he his, bt that's not the cork am talking about

Ibime: Nah, he's a central midfielder that can play right back

on fifa manager 2014, he's a right back, i signed him for my chelsea team, back up to iva, strangely no azpi in the chelsea team

Good evening nairalanders.
8months ago, my end of discussion had a flat tire and i was running late for work, so i had to take public transport(okada) to work, i did not like it at all, the bike man carried another person that sat at my back who didn't smell too good. While going back home i decided to use a taxi, thinking that i was the only one who was going to sit at the front sit of the cab. I saw one and got in, not long after driving for a while the driver stopped and picked up other passengers, then this girl(i've seen her around my estate once or twice) opened the front door and asked me to move, i looked at her for a while then looked at the driver who started asking me to be quick about it, that he had not parked properly, i did as he asked, slightly angry though(cos i thought i was gonna be sitting alone) but since she's hot i didn't mind anymore.
When she got in she greeted and i responded. Not long after, i noticed she was starring at me, i cleared my throat, then she said sorry, that i looked familiar, then i said oh, and looked away. Shortly afterwards, she brought her fone out and opened the dial menu, but did not dial anything **i was thinking she was gonna ask me for my number** then she told me "you have a hot body" thinking it was part of her scopes so as to hook up and since she was not bad looking and i was happy to let her lead i smiled and told her "thank you, you too", then she asked if i had i heard what she said(then i realized i was putting on a sleeveless shirt and she too was wearing a sleeveless top and understood what she meant) then i said "ohh" and shyly looked away, i could see her smiling(mockingly) just before i looked away, seconds later she said "well after looking at you, you're not bad either", then i smiled and told her thank you.
We gisted for a while and exchanged numbers and agreed to hang out the next day.
This is our 7th month together and our wedding is next month

Ibime: Am I the only one who thinks Jack Cork is a cracking player? His contract is expiring and Palace are copping him for £3m. He's our former academy player and woulda been a decent backup to Matic.

I'd be worried sick if Matic got injured, or Costa. Ish would derail our whole season.

i thought cork was a right back?(football manager)

Diego goal costa!!!

Oh my, what a fall!!! I see same thing happening to Ideye, Mba left a bigger club enugu rangers for bastia, what was he thinking

Ehya, this^^^ dude is looking for attention

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This is fp material.
There're lots, bt the 1 i liked most was when she fought(orally) her friend for hanging out to much with me

She said "you may act all tough and bad, but deep down, i mean deeeep down, i know there's a nice guy in there, somewhere, too afraid to get hurt by the world" I told her she was crazy, Tobi is not nice