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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Girl Needed In Ikeja For Immediate Employment by tobidipity(m): 8:04pm On Feb 09, 2020
IamAmakaa:
Lol, Is the salary weekly?
I wonder o. Be like dem never hear of minimum wage
Celebrities / Re: Mr Jollof: 'Donald Trump, Deport All Nigerians Living In US' by tobidipity(m): 6:31am On Feb 08, 2020
meavox:
Nigerians! Let's fix Nigeria!

Oyeebo will one day react when they are fed up with too many Black faces in their midst who are there to enjoy what they did not work for.

Nigerian doctors am I not right? How many Oyeebo have told you they don't want a Black doctor to treat them? Say the truth now!

To you young ones reading this. Remember there is a broad and EASY way where MANY are on. Take the hard and narrow way where few are. Please young people, EASE and EASY life, when there is much work to do to fix Nigeria and all hands are needed on deck, is not the way to any blessing. Young people, take my warning as coming to you from a loving uncle.

You all be shouting those in diaspora to come back home to better the country as if they are the problem of this country. Those of you that are back home in Naija, what have you done?
(What can you do sef) Nothing and you expect someone who as gone to better his or her life to come repair the country for you. The government haven't done their part in providing basic amenities and you expect them to come back. Is it those Abroad that will come provide good roads, stable power supply, education and infrastructures for you? You better face your government and leave those in Diaspora alone.

As for Jollof or what ever he calls himself, I'm sure he's only joking.

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Celebrities / Re: Share An Encounter You Had With A Celebrity by tobidipity(m): 9:52pm On Feb 07, 2020
Desmond Elliot, Funke Akindele, Fathia Balogun, Helen Paul, Olamide etc. I just waka pass. as no get time to dey hail human like me. Helen stood right in front of me as people dey hail her, me just dey my dey dey drink my beer like say nothing dey.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan: Our Auditor Went Blind While Working On Accounts - Bursar by tobidipity(m): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2020
Naija I hail thee

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Politics / Re: Sanwoolu Launches Lagos Ferry's Commercial Operations. by tobidipity(m): 6:23pm On Feb 04, 2020
We play too much in this country

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Politics / Providing Assistant With The New International Passport by tobidipity(m): 4:40pm On Feb 04, 2020
Many Nigerians go through a painful, dysfunctional and extortionate process when they try to obtain an international passport. Given its population and the absence of a focus on outcomes by the Comptroller-General, Lagos residents suffer the most. It is virtually impossible to obtain a Nigerian passport in Lagos without “knowing someone” and paying above the official rate. Even after paying more than double the official price and making obeisance to god-like Immigration officials, applicants are still confronted with the claim that “there are no booklets.” The Comptroller-General of Immigration often makes a categorical, but hollow, assertion that there are sufficient booklets nationwide, but the experience of citizens is clearly contrary to that claim. It is either that the Comptroller-General is being economical with the truth or that his officers are deliberately making things difficult in order to derive corrupt benefits from the dysfunction, and that the Comptroller-General is not interested in doing anything about it. Overcoming this logjam is relatively straightforward.
Anyway that's why we are here to relieve you of all the stress of obtaining the new International Passport. Provide your National ID Card and we'll get all other documents for you. Be sure to get your International Passport in five (5) working days. 09053641918

NB: Ikeja, Lagos.

Car Talk / Re: My Corolla Not Coming Up After Longer Hours In Traffic by tobidipity(m): 9:28am On Feb 02, 2020
It doesn't come up ke? Try uninstall the OS and reinstall another. By the way, is that the picture of the car that isn't coming up?

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Properties / Why You Should Invest In Ibeju-lekki by tobidipity(m): 12:00pm On Jan 25, 2020
Ibeju-Lekki is one of the LGAs for planned Lekki City. With the actualization of the blueprint, Ibeju Lekki is expected to become a central hub for business, manufacturing, warehousing, and logistics. The development in the area is rapid and ongoing, some even refer to the area as the new Lagos. So why not invest now in Ibeju Lekki...
Need a plot of land as low as 1million in Ibeju-Lekki then reach us on 09053641918

Politics / Re: Amotekun: Afenifere Accuses Tinubu Of Doublespeak by tobidipity(m): 6:43am On Jan 23, 2020
Baba dey play safe.

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Politics / Re: Stop Calling Us NEPA, It Shows You Don’t Want Electricity - Discos Spokesperson by tobidipity(m): 6:41am On Jan 18, 2020
NEPA 1 million times. see as he black like 12 mid night. Dark like Ghana soup. UP EKDC! E make sense for your ear?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Woman Not Created From Her Husband's Rib by tobidipity(m): 1:34pm On Jan 17, 2020
Yusuf54:
Not all human being are persons, logically,there is a diff btw person and man. If truly we muslims are terrorists, you and your entire families wud be running helter and skelter now including me. Have logically answered you

Ogbeni Yusuf logically, your answer makes no sense. No relationship what so ever between the question I asked and the answer you gave. you need help seriously

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Woman Not Created From Her Husband's Rib by tobidipity(m): 10:29am On Jan 17, 2020
Yusuf54:
. How old are you ?
Ogbeni Yusuf what does his age got to do with the honest question he asked?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Corporate Finance Manager. by tobidipity(m): 9:32am On Jan 17, 2020
I am currently hiring for the position of Corporate Finance Manager.
Job title: Corporate Finance Manager
Job location: Lagos
Sector: Energy sector
Who is our client:
Our client manages a critical infrastructure that powers the productivity of SMEs. Using its position as an award-winning, leading provider of solar-based decentralized energy in Nigeria as an entry point. Our client also provides tools and services to support the digitalization and productivity growth of SMEs in West Africa.
We are backed by leading investors including Omidyar Network, CRE Ventures, and Proparco. Our client just recently closed Series A equity raise of US$20 million.
Your skills and experience
● Between 6-10 years of relevant experience in corporate finance, investments & transactions, or comparable role
● Involvement in debt/mezzanine/equity financing transactions (local and international)
● Excellent and precise communication and presentation skills.
● Advanced knowledge of G Suite products, MS Excel and PowerPoint and ideally others such as Slack and Asana
● Experience in solar, renewable energy, or early-stage technology companies is considered a plus.
● Master of Business Administration is an advantage; authorized to work full-time in Nigeria.
How to apply
Please send a single pdf file containing a brief and bullet-pointed cover letter and your CV on the subsequent page(s) with “Corporate Finance Manager” as the subject of your email to
recruitwithhumphrey@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Office Assistant by tobidipity(m): 9:14am On Jan 17, 2020
Key Responsibilities:
Ensures the office environment is in a clean and orderly condition.
Monitor and request for supplies and equipment needed for cleaning and maintenance duties.
Run errands for the MD and staff.
Job Title: Office Assistant/cleaner
Location: FCT Abuja
Requirements:
Minimum of SSCE.
Must know how to photocopy.
Hardworking.
Self-motivation and the ability to identify and complete needed tasks without direct supervision.
Interested candidates should send their CVs stating the job title as the subject of the mail to
jobs@stunishmedia.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Of An Accountant by tobidipity(m): 9:12am On Jan 17, 2020
One of our clients in FMCG needs an Accountant with at least 5 years of cognate Accounting experience (payable, receivables, VAT and Payee administration, Payroll, budgeting, Financial Accounting presentation, etc).
Salary :
120,000-150,000.
Location: Lekki
Qualified candidates should forward resumes to
jobs@pausefactory.org with the post as the subject of the email.
Webmasters / 5 by tobidipity(m): 9:25am On Jan 12, 2020
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Travel / Re: Nigeria's Passport On The Top 100 Most Powerful Passports On Earth by tobidipity(m): 8:36pm On Jan 08, 2020
If you comot 95 for the number of country way dey, how many go remain?
Romance / Re: Crushing On My Cousin by tobidipity(m): 8:19pm On Jan 08, 2020
Those way dey around you suppose don inform you say you dey craze

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha Officially Terminates Her Managerial Relationship With Teebillz by tobidipity(m): 9:08am On Dec 31, 2019
Ladyhippolyta88:
Be quiet. If you see who go give you profit for business you go complain.
Go siddon eee
U get chance na. na only here U fit tell me to keep quiet.
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Officially Terminates Her Managerial Relationship With Teebillz by tobidipity(m): 8:19am On Dec 31, 2019
And Teebillz try for this girl o. With her attitude, I wouldn't want a business partner like her
Agriculture / Re: I Killed This Snake Just Now by tobidipity(m): 4:29pm On Dec 29, 2019
Shibaraba:
I dont know if it's dangerous but you can find out yourself.
Use the fangs do toothpick. In a few minutes if you no die it's not poisonous. Goodluck

LMFAO. I swear you no get joy. You wan make he Shibaraba enter grave?
Celebrities / Re: The Story Of Tonto Dikeh And Her 10,000 Friends by tobidipity(m): 11:19am On Dec 18, 2019
So Tonto sef dey Nairaland. Issorite
Celebrities / Re: Actress Jaiye Kuti Shows Off Husband As She Marks 19th Wedding Anniversary (pix) by tobidipity(m): 4:06pm On Dec 12, 2019
Na Igbobi College Yaba be this na. Baba na ICOBA. UP I. CY
Romance / Re: Man Awarded For Forgiving Lady Who Killed His Brother. by tobidipity(m): 7:12am On Dec 08, 2019
The guy try sha. I doubt if I could forgive such. If I no punch her make I know why
Culture / Re: Man Rocks Dreaded Beard. by tobidipity(m): 7:14pm On Dec 06, 2019
Watin sowore no go see for court
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja by tobidipity(m): 5:33am On Dec 04, 2019
Baba way no send unna. He just dey enjoy himself as much as he can.
Webmasters / Fh by tobidipity(m): 6:10pm On Dec 01, 2019
Ha
Webmasters / gb by tobidipity(m): 6:35am On Nov 30, 2019
Ha
Politics / Re: I Hear Say The Social Media Bill Was Copied From Singapore Word To Word (pics) by tobidipity(m): 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2019
The earlier you realise nothing is working in this country, the less you get surprise by happenings
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Accounts by tobidipity(m): 5:34pm On Nov 21, 2019
Guy hit me up on WhatsApp 09053641918

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