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DopeAngel:
i say phu.ck you with mine

answer his question don't use offensive words
brainless nigga

haaah....Jackie Pele sogbo

height of illiteracy

Skako:
Am sure there some person with toilet broom there

wtf!!!
"some person" what class are u? #jxt_curious, no hard feelings

..dz APC pple ehn.... Always want to deceive Nigerians..
na wen election dy come he remember say boli exists

#GEJ all the way
PDP ..POWER!!! ;P

this is hw u know someone is a big fool

DopeAngel:
Op go get a life. Nairaland has rendered our youths useless and a waste to this generation. They now stay on nairaland all day thinking of what rubbish that will escape their half assed brain and post it here. Nairaland serving as waste management and trashbin since 2005. Smh

see wu z talking ....dem force u read/comment??

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN AN ASHEWO/ASHANA (PROSTITUTE) AND A RUNS GIRL

1. Ashewos stand by the road side or joints or hotel to get customers while runs girls will stay in their apartment when a call will enter from only God knows where that their service are needed

2. Most Ashewos are mostly broke but Runs girls will know how to find their way even if things wana get worst

3. Ashewos call their clients customers while Runs girls call their clients MAGA

4. You can know if a girl is a prostitute coz they don't hide it, but trust me, you can be dating a runs girl without knowing, they do their things codedly

5. Financial problems bring most people into Ashewo business but Greed and lust t bring most girls to runs work



you can add if you know more

rawpadgin:
i will stable oil price if i win. for more of this jokes text buhari to 666. text cost 3naira only

I ll be paying N5000 for all unemployed youths every month ....for more of this jokes from buhari ...text Failbuhari to 32001

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Penboy:
Hediot, you wan join the Nairaland??


Entree form na $2m.


Modified...
When did S.BAN turn to nairaland??
Oga moderators.

oloshi, wu know u?

thanks op....

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Airforce1:
this one's are not nollywood stars so I won't take them serious.

then who are the nollywood star actors?? you??

...Jonathan till Buhari enroll in adult school
Jonathan till Ojuyobo have sense
Jonathan till Buhari stop those dry jokes -N5000 for all unemployed youths are u kidding me?

guys.....pls Shey d Mtn unlimited still dy work? nd can I use proxydroid instead of autoproxy...... I want to b sure b4 doing it

lol... if u never heard dz cock nd bull story ....den u re still a kid

ireneony:
broke guys be like

Gold digger alert!!"

na 3-0 today ooo....no let me hear 2-1 oo

apparentlylaw:
Lol !! I'm a Man oooooo ....

just check to confirm ...so u mean u can defend girls like dz ...smh

the worst nightmare is when you propose to her on her birthday nd she says No amidst thousands of pple nd ur friends

present!

You see these days our so call Lover boys a.k.a MAGAS are really falling into sharp girls trap that they will end up spending all they have on them just to please girls .


These are the Five things you will notice in a girl that is just in a relationship with you just to drain your money


1. On your first date with her, she will request and insist you chat in a restaurant

2. When you invite her to your apartment, she won't come alone, but with friend(s) .. Y? to chop your money together
Broz, if she pull this stunt for like Three times, please Run!!!!!

3. When you ask her why she hasn't call you for days, she either say... MTN/GLO/ETISALAT has banned her phone from calling that she needs a new phone (lol)

But trust me she will always complain about not having airtime, send the airtime to her..she will only flash you to appreciate

4. When she demand for money and you tell her you are broke, then she picks up a fight with you

5. She will ask for subscription money like every two two weeks, you will start wondering when one week subscription turns to N1000
advice: When she tells you are sub has expired, tell her to sell the phone and buy Nokia browsing phone, @least she will be using whatsapp and Mtn I-pulse will do the work ..

guys you can also drop yours!

wuz he?