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iyabodeh:
and I love every single one of them.



no its not, if you are fine, you are fine. The persons nihilist mentioned are finer than the ones he said don't stand a chance. And trust me, it's not by popularity. It's by how fine you are + how good your campign strategies are.

nison:
Park well. Wen Men talk boys got 2 sit down n listen. U're still a boy

MizMyColi:
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All contestants should keep tabs on their email. I just sent one to ALL contestants now.

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Nihilist:
sunebanty zikdochi PRINCECALM WULZYP FESTWIZ EBEREX CHRISVIRAL KILOKEYS ERCROSS HOII BERBS112 RAZIBOI GIFTFORLIFE9 CHUKS16 DANISHDAVY TOBILASTIK MARCELINHO GODFWEE RILWAYNE001 SINTO5 JARIZOD Sobsisrael1996

Gentlemen,

You will by now be aware that there are 51 contestants for the crown of Mr Nairaland. This means that ceteris paribus, or all things being equal, you have a 1 in 51 chance, or 2% chance of winning the competion.

Those are already very long odds, and with all due respect, all things are NOT and WILL NOT be equal.The truth is, some of you will may not even get a single vote, based on looks alone....
Also, the likes of naijab*iy and chibikw* are already extremely popular on this forum, and already have a huge number of voters waiting to waste their votes on them.

We know their types, the rich kids who never had work a day in their lives, the popular kids at school, the ones who got the girls.
We may not be popular, and we may not meet their artificial standards of beauty, but as they say, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.

Well Gentlemen, this is a chance for us owners to strike back.Our chances are slim and our odds long, but I can change all that. I offer you 21 guaranteed votes each at the start of qualification. 21 guaranteed votes.. As long as you do exactly what I say.

What do you say?

MizMyColi:
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Idowuogbo:
Thunder scatter you dia! Blawwdy grammatical terrorist

Idowuogbo:
U are the fooòooolish one here, admit it!

Idowuogbo:
U an idio/t! No b straight person dey fire bullet?

Idowuogbo:
Voicemail

This straight bullet na wa ooo....hian

justi4jesu:
You are too harsh biko.....................................

izsmike:
who am i gonna vote for sef?

iykofias:
hmmm, this here is pageant not politics.

Amefrica:
Aww! It's sad you pulling out ...you've got your reasons tho. All the best in your test!

MizMyColi:
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Hi Everyone

We're at it again!

We bring to you,


Live!!!!


From the stables of Nairaland's Romance Section, one of our forum's most prominent contest.


Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition!!!

Do you think you're handsome, brainy, an intellectual; the kind that ladies would drool for?

Do you know someone who fits the bill?

Perhaps you know someone who knows someone who fits the bill?



This is your time, your moment of glory!


Relax and read on



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Jennimma:
I'm so impressed with the response of NL dudes.
...well,i'm so generous. (Yeah,thank u!) Here is me doling out advice/tips to all them contestants.
1.Be yourself:be normal,act you. You don't have to wear studs or jerry curl your hair or wear skinny jeans to get votes. Being original is the key to victory.
2.please and please again,if you don't have 6packs,don't force it.(Some would start gyming cos of this) although i'll be looking out for this sha *coughs*
3.Find a good CM and team mates. Make sure to work closely with them. "United,you stand"
4.Learn how to cajole people. Learn to add pet names when asking for votes. Eg. Teeo my darling,please vote for me. If you don't know any pet names,ask me,i'll tell you some#shikenah.
5.Sacrifice something. Won't give much details on this one. You know whats precious to you? Then sacrifice it.

That's all for now. May the best dude win!

QueenJ.

kennynelcon:
If this post no mk Front page... I go... Anyway I schooled in France

TrishaP:
Khloe is getting wild daily. This breakup is really taking it's toll on her lifestyle. By the way, that's the style of the outfit. She's wearing a handles gold bra mind u.

TrishaP:
Khloe is getting wild daily. This breakup is really taking it's toll on her lifestyle. By the way, that's the style of the outfit. She's wearing a handles gold bra mind u.

sexyseun:
since when na we jst had a brief sexual affair

sexyseun:
Nice thread. My first job interview was actually for a post of a network administrator in a popular 3 star Hotel.
I was called for the interview on a friday, prior to the interview i didn't eat anything as i was fasting and praying to God for a miracle.
The panel consisted of 3males and 2females, all of them should be in their late 20s or early 30s. I noticed i was being asked too many questions by the male folks while the female folks hardly threw questions at me.
I was dressed to kill though it was still corporate(Imagine me in a shirt and pants) One of my BIGGEST Mistake i guessed was that one of the male interviewer kept looking at me and i didnt know when i involuntarily winked at him, i just noticed he threw his face away and started bombarding me with lots of questions, due to the fact that i was fasting, i couldn't talk much as my mouth was so dry, all i was just doing was licking my lips with my tongue, i guessed they all misinterpreted me, i couldnt have seduced them all na, i was just told by the female interviewer that i would hear from them soon..

Alas!!! the guy who i winked at called me 3weeks after, not for the job though but for an affair which i couldn't resist after-all...