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14!! Dat means, she still has 4 more years to attain adulthood, and she's already showing off her cameltoe to de vaseline crew and paedophiles. I can't imagine Wat wuld become of her wen she clocks 18

tico1212:
Wait, what is too much? The outfit? Her pose? Or her street credibility?

The cameltoe is too much

Introvert and lady F, oyaa, make una begin go sell bread o. Struggling for FTC won't make u gurls grace de frontpage of even our local sun newspaper (page2)

Dat's de main reason I don't buy cucumber from gurls

ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

If you had uploaded a "before" and "after" pics. It wuld have convinced a lot of us, cos I suspect u had dis pink lips naturally

menabae:
This guy takes style resemble chris brown sha .... Btw was hoping I will see a Nigerian girl friend buh...... Hmmmm she is sexy sha

Abi na Tyga sef

SerialGist:
You love kissing? But i would prefer you sink the lips below to work on my d*ck. Lol.

I had dated a girl before for more than a year and we didnt kiss up to two times. She hated kissing like death.

Work on your breath

Face then boobs, then nyash!

NO! There are soooooo many reasons why a lady will say no to a guy;
1. No; I can't spend the rest my life with you
2. No; taking our relationship to a permanent stage (marriage) is not going to augur well for both of us
3. No; I can't imagine my kids taking after you (looks, behavour) etc

In my opinion, dere' notin like "give me more time to think" when de guy and de babe have been dating and fvcking for like 5yrs! Wat de hell does she want to tink about??

SylarsMcQuins:
Yes na, d 1st tym I did mine it came out AS na so my parents complain frm earth go heaven say na mistake. Said they did it like twice wen I ws younger and it came out AA buh now I'm AS and so has it been eva since..

now dat it's crystal clear and u're sure of ur genotype, pls don't join dis fraudsters to make a mistake of marrying a fellow AS. Infact if u fit find AA+, e go make sense

SylarsMcQuins:
Genotype's don't change, so its either u ve a divorce, risk having more SS kids or say no to child bearing....

Genotype doesn't no love, coz its one hell of a reality check..

Abi, one of dem must have faked de genotype result, since de both claim dey did d test before de marriage

See eh, I don't have any problem with dis thread o, shey u understand, buh de problem I hav is dat i'm finding it difficult to understand how possible de husband's genotype mysteriously changed to AS. Dere's evry atom of asi ocha in dis thread. I suspect de husband must have faked his genotype to get married to de lady, for some motives best known to him. Dey should interrogate de husband jare. I have done genotype several times for several reasons and de result never changes. I sha, adonbiliv dis thread

Seems like he's dancing to efojoku remix

kilokeys:
Guys don suffer..

It's high time we move around with legal documents.

Do you consent to it? Yes or no

How many rounds? ...

Sign......
Date.....

Hahahaha, abi o, cos even ur gurlfriend of many years can wake up one morning after a mutual lamushuan and accuse u of rape

horladmejy:
whose is this?

Onuku, Check de moniker

Good question! *clears throat*. The crime u commited was "not switching over to a university after ur ND" and dat's punishable under section 8, subsection a, b, c of the "employment criteria code and ethics".

[quote author=BornSad post=42696776]Thank you so much!

I can't believe I eventually found this car again![/quote

Na your car?

Good mothers are born in February, tank God my mum is February born

Juvenile raping is now de new ritual

My celebrity crush, anyday, anywhere, anytime. Love her sooooo much!

With all de money, he cannot afford a shirt??

I can see 2bearded men and a goatee

Edwinmason:
please bury my calculus and fluid mechanics teacher too

Abeg make u create space for my thermodynamics lecturer also

And de woman kept her active hands on her waist, allowing de man do de marketing. Ah!! Olorun maje, chukwu ju'kwa

Frank3n2:
Access bank??

E tire me oo, what wuld dey say of zenith bank??

U forgot to add, "he wears 2 wristwatches"

I tap into ur joy, cos I believe my own testimony is coming soonest

Kerosene?? Can't remember wen last I used dat fractional distilled crude oil product

Dat's one of d reasons I don't move around with my atm card, I rada go out and a reasonable amount of money dat I believe will be enof for my day, if any emergency comes up I go queue up in d banking hall. I only go wit my atm card only wen i'm travelling

Koni dafun dat pastor. Infact na devil go punish am for telling me such

we have agreed to get married this year 2016,Although I don't love him,but I never wanted to be an ingrate to him,

Why whining and complaining? Ho, You got what u deserve

darkenkach:
So this is what 2Face settled for? Mgbeke no1.

She ugly eh