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CelebritiesRe: Helen Uzoma, Yemi Alade’s Mother Drunk And Fights In Beer Parlour - Ikem Okuhu by Toblesh(m): 2:19pm On Oct 30, 2018
Sirpaul:
AFONJA.
She's not Afonja..She's igbo Ayilori Amaka

CelebritiesRe: Helen Uzoma, Yemi Alade’s Mother Drunk And Fights In Beer Parlour - Ikem Okuhu by Toblesh(m): 2:16pm On Oct 30, 2018
2mch:
Still on Yemi Alade
.......
So I walked into this pub in this city for a bottle or two and then have the chance to watch the Tottenham/Man City match in that environment where we men love to watch ball games.

Tame "toosh" joint o! And as soon as the alluring aroma of Jollof Rice wafted through the pervasive smell and smoke from the suya Mallam nearby, I remembered I was also hungry and ordered for a plate.

Just one scoop and the screaming started. Because it was a lady's voice bursting her lungs in head-breaking English, I lifted myself off my seat for a better view.

Light complexioned, quite busty even for a woman of her age and garbed in blue gown, she screamed and banged the bar table, threatening the bottles, the beers and the glasses protecting the "holy" contents.

"Look! You don't know me! I say you don't know me at all!!! I am a barrack girl o! I am a barrack girl!!! My madness no get cure if I start to dey crase o!"

I just cannot remember all. And she went on for more than an hour. Sad thing was no one bothered to respond to her. No one, except an unfortunate bartender that tried to explain whatever was the reason for the tiff.

And then the fight started. She immediately pounced on him, forcing him to retreat behind a door.

I had to ask the lady attending to me who she was and to my shock, she informed me this screaming woman was the mother of Yemi Alade, the "Johnny" crooner.

Not seen such irresponsibility in a long time. All the people on her table had to keep quiet, then depart one by one.

I got told she's a regular at that pub.

When she was done painting the place with expletives, she called a cab. The red Nissan Primera 1986 model drove in and then another fight. It happened that while waiting for her, another car had come in and made the mistake of parking behind.

Madam began to bleat and howl and shriek again. Then the car owner emerged and made way.

Madam drove off, returned about 5 minutes later in the same cab, sat in the front passenger seat and continued shouting her anger at everyone and no one.

And so I asked who got her so annoyed?

It had happened that after her entry and a few bottles, she had asked the DJ to play her daughter's song(s). Proud mother wanted everybody to know she was the mother of that velvet-voiced singer.

But the DJ had responded that he didn't have Yemi Alade's songs on his playlist.

It's not something you want to witness. She looked every inch like she was a troubled woman. The type that needs Yemi to spend some of her monies to better take care of...''

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2390890624258562&id=100000129442950

CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Desmond Elliot At The Lagos House Of Assembly by Toblesh(m): 11:04am On Oct 30, 2018
krozay:
Sleeping in the house
No be today,he don tey
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Desmond Elliot At The Lagos House Of Assembly by Toblesh(m): 11:01am On Oct 30, 2018
Liliyann:
See him looking fresh and handsome in this picture after eating out of the national cake!!
This is the type of man that I won't even hesitate to date irrespective of his marital status!!
I don't mind being his sidechick as long as am getting a share of the national cake!!

EventsRe: White Man Falls As He Carries His Yoruba Bride During Traditional Wedding by Toblesh(m): 10:58am On Oct 30, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
He's already falling at this stage? What if the marriage is like 3 years old. Because Yoruba women are known to be morbidly obese during these crucial stages.

EventsRe: White Man Falls As He Carries His Yoruba Bride During Traditional Wedding by Toblesh(m): 10:55am On Oct 30, 2018
[quote author=enemyofprogress post=72530546][/quote]You're right
EventsRe: White Man Falls As He Carries His Yoruba Bride During Traditional Wedding by Toblesh(m): 10:54am On Oct 30, 2018
Cumtroller:
A
Complete it nah

CrimeRe: Boy Tied To A Tree And Fed Like An Animal By Grandmother In Ghana by Toblesh(m): 10:49am On Oct 30, 2018
Bouncingbabyboy:
remove it b4 I pay dowry
You too funny
CrimeRe: Boy Tied To A Tree And Fed Like An Animal By Grandmother In Ghana by Toblesh(m): 10:47am On Oct 30, 2018
[quote author=CuTTiieAngeL post=72516184]Africa Is 100 Times Backward, The Child Is Really Looking Malnourished.[/quote
Remove your wig and post your pics here.

CrimeRe: Boy Tied To A Tree And Fed Like An Animal By Grandmother In Ghana by Toblesh(m): 10:45am On Oct 30, 2018
CuTTiieAngeL:
Africa Is 100 Times Backward, The Child Is Really Looking Malnourished.
Remove your Wig

SportsRe: Ronaldo Was More Important Than Messi For Club While In Laliga by Toblesh(m): 7:39am On Oct 30, 2018
Rubbish post
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Is The Most Liked Person On Facebook by Toblesh(m): 7:35am On Oct 30, 2018
zolaman:
As of October 30, 2018, the most liked person is the Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, with close to 123 million followers, and also is the most followed person on Instagram, truth most be said this dude is the real goat.
Na christmas goat u go see.

CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Most Followed Person On Instagram by Toblesh(m): 12:02am On Oct 30, 2018
amjustme2:
The guy is good at what he does, But believe me or not, 90% celebs live fake life for the camera, A lot are miserable and constantly in search for true happiness and fulfilment!

RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me (sexy Pics Inside) by Toblesh(m): 11:58pm On Oct 29, 2018
amaniro:
Do the great farano messages you?
I ain't gat time 4 u now.

FamilyRe: 'You Tie Smelly Wrapper, Smelly Vagina, Yet Want Doggie Style From Your Husband' by Toblesh(m): 7:15pm On Oct 29, 2018
Oyindidi:
Wear bum short or pants alone for your husband. grin no more buluku and wrapper. The young girls no dey tie wrapper for road. Show off those legs to him.

If you must tie wrapper let it be a clean one and make sure you're not wearing pants. Reason is when you're serving him food in the evening, let it fall off so he can see what he is missing. grin An old sexy grandma taught me this. Try it and see if you can walk the next day tongue
You heard it on Pillow talk@Rock city FM
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Rihanna Showcases Curves In Lingerie by Toblesh(m): 7:06pm On Oct 29, 2018
author1:
undecided where the curves?
E dey for the cameraman hand
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To Stay Longer In Israel, Travel Document Expires by Toblesh(m): 7:01pm On Oct 29, 2018
melodyogonna:
Ọhamadịke 1
Dikedike 1

PoliticsRe: 'We Want A Jewish State': Nnamdi Kanu Speaks On Igbos And Jewish Heritage by Toblesh(m): 6:45pm On Oct 29, 2018
oilPUSSY:
As a Christian, I would rather stay in Jewish country than to stay in an Islamic country like Nigeria ..
A Jewish man will never kill you , but muhammed follower is ready to drink your blood and justify it with kooran.
Ask Abubakar shekau
Ask Elrufai
Ask buhari. The three have the same ideology.
Rotten pussy

Christianity EtcRe: Painting Of Jesus Remains Untouched As First Baptist Church Burns Down In US by Toblesh(m): 6:36pm On Oct 29, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin
A white, black or Jewish Jesus?
LMFAO
CelebritiesRe: "You Look Pregnant": Simi Slays In Denim Shorts At The Beach, Fans React by Toblesh(m): 6:25pm On Oct 29, 2018
enemyofprogress:
e pain am tongue
yeti boy
CelebritiesRe: "You Look Pregnant": Simi Slays In Denim Shorts At The Beach, Fans React by Toblesh(m): 12:02pm On Oct 29, 2018
enemyofprogress:
I ate this babe, I just don't like her
Don't u have lagøon in ur area...

PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Buhari As A Tennis Player In The 70s by Toblesh(m): 11:50am On Oct 29, 2018
Praktikals:
IPOB will say its photoshop. They have nothing in their head

CelebritiesRe: Adetutu Alabi Slays In Bikini. Hot Or Not? by Toblesh(m): 7:10am On Oct 29, 2018
Celebrityblog:
Adetutu has become an internet sensation ever since Rihanna and BBC got her attention.

Here are photos of the Nigerian model with Tribal Marks slaying in ankara bikini at Elegushi Private Beach Resort.

Adetutu reveals that the ankara bikini was made by her little sister.

Source: http://www..com/2018/10/ankara-bikini-photos-of-adetutu-alabi.html?m=1
This girl doesn't look like a Nigerian.She looks more like a Kenyan..Her tribal mark be like person wey fight Lion.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me (sexy Pics Inside) by Toblesh(m): 6:37am On Oct 29, 2018
amaniro:
My God!

If she's already in a relationship na?
She won't msg me then
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Caught With Strippers! by Toblesh(m): 1:53pm On Oct 28, 2018
Babygiwa:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo was spotted with some strippers from the USA during an interactive session with the Vice President last night in Lagos.

The Strippers that are popular all over Social Media and Escorts services websites could be seen uploading invitation pictures for the program and Pastor Osinbajo took time out to show up for selfies.

The two strippers in particular are not new to Nigeria, one of them, Ms St Lucian Princess (Her Social Media name) is not new to the Lagos entertainment scene where she caused some traffic in VI sometime ago during her bikini photoshoot that announced her visit to Nigeria.

The Strippers always boast about benevolent Nigerian politicians in their social media updates and the cost of flying them to Nigeria and housing them.

This is coming after Nigeria became the Poverty capital of the world, with over 87m Nigerians slipping into poverty. According to the Poverty report, one Nigerian slip into extreme poverty every four minutes.

Professor Osinbajo is a Pastor of the Redeemed Christian Church that places strict rules on marriage conduct.
Baba engine needs to be serviced.Nah p***y go make am work wella.
CelebritiesRe: (photos) Yemi Alade Turns Garri To Her New International Passport. by Toblesh(m): 1:46pm On Oct 28, 2018
ikennamadu1:
be like ur eye blind
she's a one eyed girl,even the one eye self no see wella...
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me (sexy Pics Inside) by Toblesh(m): 1:34pm On Oct 28, 2018
farano:
*singing happy birthday to me..... How old are u now...16* kiss tongue

MAY LIFE LEAD ME TO A GREAT HAPPINESS, SUCCESS AND MAY ALL MY WISHES COME TRUE.

Blessed to see another year! THANK YOU LORD smiley
Age with grace dear!
If u ain't married,u can add me up or message me on FB #Samod toblesh alli
CelebritiesRe: Dwarf Turkish Couple, Lionel Messi's Lookalike by Toblesh(m): 1:20pm On Oct 28, 2018
Chiellini:This girl is too small 4 u. Ronaldo:I just wanna f**k her p***y

CrimeRe: Landlord’s Son Rapes Tenant’s Wife by Toblesh(m): 10:20am On Oct 28, 2018
obedugo:
Afonja na bastard
you've got Zilch in your brain.
CelebritiesRe: Dwarf Turkish Couple, Lionel Messi's Lookalike by Toblesh(m): 10:00am On Oct 28, 2018
Umsel5195:
maybe you blind
alaye don smoke weed
CultureRe: Rare Picture Of Mary Slessor by Toblesh(m): 5:21pm On Oct 27, 2018
tunary:
my first time seeing him on the media
Yeh aye e

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