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I have been trying to proceed with my studies for a while now, tried minna, nekede and yabatech, the latter two are even just silent and am really running outta patience. So recently someone helped me with admission into a poly in zamfara, i stay in Abuja currently buh everyone is wary about me going up there. I need some advice pls? Is there something about Zamfara that i should know about? Fedpoly Zamfara to be precise |
ucsparks:Those are beautiful you know, they r part of our ancient culture. |
femi4:Hmmm, abi my broda |
hungryboy:Oga, the song no dey well composed, e jus be lie say na for stage e rehearse am, buh for his sax' skill, he is good. |
Femi just sang rubbish sha, nd e pain me... #bringBackOurFela |
Saw this on facebook and decided to share Boss says to his secretary, “We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.” The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after kids.” The husband makes call to secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the week together.” The secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons, “I’m going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes.” The little boy makes call to his grandfather, “Grandpa, I don’t have classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s spend the week together.” The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “I’m afraid we won’t be travelling again. My grandson and I are going to spend the week together.” The secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.” The husband makes a call to secret lover, “We cannot spend the week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.” The secret lover makes a call to little boy, “We will still have classes as usual this week.” The little boy makes a call to his grandfather, “Grandpa! I’m sorry we won’t be able to spend the week together. My teacher called and said that I have to attend classes.” The grandpa makes a call to his secretary, “Change of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So we are still traveling this week. Make arrangements.” Can someone pls tell me who is controlling this chain? . Copied anyways |
ILuvGummyBearz:Thanks for saying NO jawe, still making money, don't wann get distracted... And I have a beautiful lips that ladies wish they have, full buh not big, jus mod |
ILuvGummyBearz:pwetty damsel u are, that i must confess... U and I can mingle, cuddled up under the blanket of love... What u say beauty? |
Aside the regular thang u all know Finger nails: am a nail tech guy, so I love white/pinkish nails, long and clean. Hair: I love long hair, black or blond(goldish) and I like ladies with some strands of grey/silver hair... Then I like baby hair on a fair lady especially the one at the nape of the neck.... Hmmm so evil... Legs: straight and long, or a lil bow, its jus crazy... Now the op jus brought out my lil fetish. #capish |
advise younger peeps,
play drums no matter where the venue is, i no mind
do nails: especially make u add JUST BE CREATIVE
yessss, i can travel the world for free, jus make sure my papers r ready.
I can talk for free, jus gettin peeps entertained |
advise younger peeps,
play drums no matter where the venue is, i no mind
do nails: especially make u add JUST BE CREATIVE
yessss, i can travel the world for free, jus make sure my papers r ready.
I can talk for free, jus gettin peeps entertained |
mildteddy:Don't mind the niccur, that same money will empower some parents for various businesses, they'll be able to feed em families. Teach a man how to fish and he'll forever be grateful. |
mapet:as if we both dont knw how its gonna play out. SMH for u |
is this the most important thing? With everything going on? There are better ways to put those money to good use that will still end up benefiting the children |
Let the number of birds flying be x Therefore (x/2) + 1=100 X/2=99 X=99*2 X=198 |
Harry potter, GOT... I'm yet to know the next one sha |
merxi55:U beurifu, sincerely speaking... U don't need to queue up, u have a mob already(from what I saw) |
was told he opened the washing machine, stuffed it with clothes, bags, and shoes... Tryna help clean the house |
hmmm... Trials of being a man. May God strengthen, encourage, enlighten and send u help sir in Jesus' name. Am too young to advice u sir, they v said it all. |
mikkyex:lol |
brunofarad:although killing that guy was very bad, i dont think the guy stole garri as painted, and i dont tink the nigga is 7 as stated also. Just watched the video and i heard someone saying in the background 'to ba ri b'won ti se me l'ojo wo nbi' meanin: if u see wat dey did to me the other day... Another one was heard saying 'Awon na kii pity eyan' meaning: They also don't pity others... An average Nigerian will caution and even give free meal so someone talk more of a '7 year old kid stealing "one cup of garri" i think there is more if u ask me |
Those days u drink garri with pride Where garri was garrium Kulikuli was called home boys kola Where we 'mess' each other without hatred Days wia we go to skul late Sow 3 1/4 as shorts and call it 'lagbaja' Wear black/brown ankle socks instead of white We wear black sandals in place of brown We tuck out shirt, roll our short sleeves, with our towels either in the back pocket or neck we spend our tfares and trek home Avoid crying so as to show big boy/girl when flogged... Etc |
shumuel:e b like say u sef sabi d tin... Buh short bread (Okin) was the bomb |
Writing love letters Fighting 'chinese' during breaks to show ur kung fu skills(especially after watching one) Following big bros to see his babe Buying baba dudu, gogo sweet, ekana gowan, water gun, water game, sisi pelebe and so on with less than 10naira Receiving serious beating when u mess up at home Clearing grass as punishment List goes on and on man... Now, life has been too complicated for adults talk more of our kids and upcoming kids We were so contented with wat we have then, No means No, not now again. |
priscaoge:when I thought I was the only one |
African Queen, I will definitely play it on my wedding day |
even at 1000years, kate will remain a beaurifu woman... She 3much |
GenBuhari:must it only be military developments? What happens to educating them first... They will rather give them okada to be causing accidents than propaly educating them. All these millitary stuffs will only make them prey to bad leaders... Free a man mentally and u have given him the truest form of freedom |
elopee3000:read again n comprehend my words before posting pls |
almost all the important institutions have their HQ in the north, millitary and paramillitary also in the north, 80% of our power holder, north... If any civil war breaks out, we r so in for it... While easts are busy wit business, and west, education... These nicurs are busy arming themselves to the teeth... Hmmm we better wise up down here before kasala burst |
passionate88:my phone browser ef up... U spoke my mind... I jus hope anoda xvideo star won't emerge #cucumberPageant |
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