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prettydiva89:
you are welcome here by me

You seems to be nice to everyone and me

prettydiva89:
you know its not me

You guys must have gone on a break cos there is no one in the room except me

prettydiva89:
During his time,the election was peaceful
And he peacefully transfered power

That's nice of him. At least, calling the president elect.

Till may 29 (nd beyond) we hope all will be well.

What is that One Thing you will remember GEJ for?

www.nairaland.com/2229166/one-thing-gej-remembered

For me, I say we have the PEOPLE's CHOICE as the president; So a Free and Fair election to say.

What about you? What is that [size=15pt]one thing[/size] you will remember GEJ's regime for?

SeverusSnape:
As you all know, I'm a staunch supporter of Jonathan, The final result has not been announced, but I see Buhari winning this election; No two ways about that. GEJ has lost the election, It's over, it has been a really tough battle, It was fun while it lasted; the insults, , The teasing and the bashing, I personally enjoyed every bit of it.
For those of you saying "SeverusSnape will soon deactivate", No way!.... I ain't deactivating, once a nairalander, always a Nairalander.
To all GEJ supporters, I urge you all to support the new government of Buhari and contribute your own quota to the development of this great nation. Jonathan has tried his best, let him just leave the rest.

That's all I have to say for now.

God bless president Jonathan
God bless the president elect, Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless all Nairalanders.
God bless all Nigerians.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Thanks

I will call you a true NIGERIAN!
I love that courage!

[size=20pt]All we are saying, give us ..........................[/size]

It is not new that the PVC is our mode of voting in/out our presidential candidate.

However, rumours are around since last year that some citizens are borrowing/exchanging their PVC for goodies (rice + groundnut oil)

Recently, I heard about missing PVCs.

The bottom line here is the fact that some PVCs falls into the wrong hands.

Now, How is INEC planning to manage impersonation?

Is there anything that could render a vote invalid?

Help clear some doubts!

That's a nice decision I reckoned with except for the last part being *gay*.

Religion will say it is a SIN!
Tradition will say it is a TABOO!!
And YOU will know within yourself that it is an IMMORAL ACT!!!


A stitch in time saves nine.

Another accusation





PDP has been making their enemies popular since 0BC

html14java:
It was said on monday

If only yesterday(sunday) was tomorrow, today would have been saturday

This is convincing!

dejt4u:
you dnt even knw d correct answer... I repeat, the correct answer is THURSDAY

How come its thursday? Maybe you can shed more light on it.

Wrong Answers!!!

Horrlah:
I rep great ife...

Ohw! The mother of all striking university






Nothing personal

xreal:
Anyday, except Monday.

Can you explain

Horrlah:
I just hate lasu so much

Are you not a Lasuite

A teacher walks into d Classroom and says; If only Yesterday was Tomorrow, Today would have been a Saturday. Now on which Day did the Teacher make dis Statement?

Sometimes, it helps to be among the bad gang to gain influence.









Neither am I saying APC is BAD nor GOOD

Horrlah:
abeg dy must convocate tomao ooo..we don dey prepare for my house lyk die..

Heyyah! Pele


If rice don ready, sha bring am com skul make guys arrange shap shap.



Item 7 to sure!!




On a serious note, convocation has been postponed indefinitely. cc: Today's bulletin

...Eighty percent of the Nigerian government’s
income comes from oil exports...

...Many
ex-militants have been awarded security contracts
[b] to guard the oil installations they [b]once protested
against and attacked
...

This implies ==>

...Militant leaders have become very rich
from government patronage and contracts...

+

...amnesty, cash stipends, and training.

Yet!!!
-Fuel Price was on the rise even though he promised to return the subsidy.

-Election by the corner, price reduce by #10, one-tenth of the price. Invariably, Added a quarter of our subsidy back. Where are the other 3 parts

-some days during this past week, fuel sky rocket to #120/litre @ Nigeria registered stations.

-In one way, fuel devalues our naira by 25%

-corruption is just common stealing or stealing is not corruption. Is he saying our leaders can dupe and not serve us

- he launched the first Air Emergency. One helicopter for over 170million citizens. Who is deceiving who?

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.
.

-just the past four weeks were dedicated to fight BH, what has the past 5 years+ been for To let them kill innocent Nigerians

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chief of defence staff General Martin Luther Agwai has said: “You can never solve any of these
problems with military solutions … it is a political
issue; it is a social issue; it is an economic issue,
and until these issues are addressed, the military
can never give you a solution.”

Yet, the media are not sanctioned for addressing the matter as a religious issue
thereby disuniting Nigerians. Do they not have nose to smell the consequences

And YET, they say I should vote for him!

Will Faith makes me expects a 4 year miracle if the past 6 years hasn't been encouraging Convincing

Is Nigeria Developing or the opposite is happening


God Save my Country!!!
God Save Nigeria!!!
God Save us all!!!
God Save Me!!!


Peace!

berem:
Not even a thread of acknowledgement and appreciation by Seun Osewa to Nairalanders on this great anniversary of Nairaland

Seriously,is he an introvert? I don't just get it!




Incase dem ban me....I was here.

Hope say dey neva ban u








I agree with you.

Wrong Analysis!!!

9jagistonline:
...

Adebayo Ademuwagun based his analysis without taking a KEY FACTOR! - Buhari in the last election was a CPC candidate. Now, he is a CPC+ACN candidate. The Analysis should include a fraction of ACN's result in these respective states.

Until then, I can't accept his Analysis!


This election is a battle of ONE against TWOinONE

Learn more visiting the [url=hadoop.apache.org/]official site[/url] or brief essence of hadoop.

Of course, you can ask google, lot of answers for you!




Those with the knowledge, please do signify and contribute. Let's share knowledge.

Hadoop is the next big thing when it comes to Relational DataBase Management System (RDBMS). Unlike other RDBMS like MS Access, MS SQL server, MYSQL, Oracle; Hadoop handle a large data size of Terabytes and Petabytes. While it is best for handling "BIG DATA" as it is called through Parallel Data Computations using the Hadoop Distributed File System and MapReduce Program; it is not best for handing lots of small data sizes.


Why Use Hadoop?
The essence of using Hadoop is summarised as the 4
characteristics - the 4Vs..

Volume: used for handling a VERY large Data (and still growing). The term "Big Data" is often attributed to it.

Variety: Capable of handling different data types. That is
- structured data
- semi-structured data
- unstructured data
NB: all other RDBMS handles ONLY structured data.
And 80% of the world's data is unstructured. Which leaves only Hadoop for manipulating 80% of the world's data while the other RDBMS handles just 20% only. (You can see it is a great invention)

Velocity: Computations is fast using Hadoop as it breaks down large data, send it across different nodes in the cluster and processes are done simultaneously. This method is called Parallel data computation.

Veracity: Hadoop is Reliable as it replicates data across the clusters in case of node or rack failure.





How old is Hadoop
About 5 years old!

It is a hot case profession that will be of high demand



Who uses Hadoop Currently?

-Google. - Facebook. - IBM. - Alibaba. - Yahoo. - Adobe. - Linkedin. - Ebay etc.




What is Hadoop used for?
-Big Data Exploration
-Data Warehouse Augmentation (now Data Warehouse Modernisation)
-Intelligence/Security
-Operation Analysis
-360^• view of a customer




When not to use Hadoop
-when work cannot be parallelized. That is there is inter-dependency of data.
-Not good for manipulating lots of small data sizes.
-Though it is not costly to setup, maintenance is.
-Low latency data access (since MapReduce is uesd to crunch data)
-Random Access Data (for transaction). On this, IBM's Adaptive MapReduce should be a solution to this (and prob. Low latency data access). I can't conclude yet (I am a student not expert) but I will be going through the insight.




Why this Thread?
Though, Hadoop is still new in the market, it brings hope to manipulating unstructured data. Hence, there is less "community areas" where the course is being discussed.

I hope this could be a talking point for Nairalanders who are students and Experts of Hadoop. We could learn together.


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