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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (2 - 2) On 19th November 2014 by tokitolu(m): 6:23pm On Nov 19, 2014
we really need a win hear. we need to cool down.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Different Types Of Chopping In Nigeria Yoruba Language. by tokitolu(m): 4:54pm On Nov 08, 2014
yoruba is very rich in words and explaining different situations.
omokab:
Yes you try.you are not only make it funny but promoting yoruba culrure.keep it up
Jokes Etc / The Different Types Of Chopping In Nigeria Yoruba Language. by tokitolu(m): 1:35pm On Nov 08, 2014
What type of Chopin is our federal government Chopin? DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN GOVERNMENT

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!

7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called ARANSI!

8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

13. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

15. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.

17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse,instead make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place, that is called AJEPAJUDE.

18. When you come chop govt and pple begin to p para, dem begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.

19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that one na IJEWOBIA.

20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU.

Hehehehehehe

HOW UNA DEY MY PEOPLE?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Qatar Pictures 1960 And 2013 by tokitolu(m): 11:12am On Jul 26, 2013
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Phones / Re: Glo Returned Blackberry Data Volume To The Old Cap by tokitolu(m): 10:53pm On May 11, 2013
overdrive: Too late I don port go etisalat 1k for 1mnth unlimited data cap and unlimited downloads.
Pls how do you get unlimited on Etisalat for 1k ? Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / N.s.e.p. Has Created A Business System That Turns Unemployed To Self-employed. by tokitolu(m): 1:01am On Apr 07, 2013
Nigerian Self-Employment Programme (NSEP) is an invented plug-and-play grassroots business solution to the unemployment challenge in Nigeria.
To know more about NSEP, go to: www.nsep.com.ng
To watch our short NSEP video documentary on youtube.com, go to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc8F9bQgofY
NSEP is simply about everybody working to add value to everybody’s business, so that everybody will financially benefit from everybody.

NSEP have to capacity to create over 1000 JOBS per week in Nigeria.
Health / Re: At What Age / Class Did You Stop Bedwetting? by tokitolu(m): 11:44am On Mar 21, 2013
Very longtime ago.
Autos / Re: 99 Camry For Sale, Tincan Cleared 900k. 07063943373 by tokitolu(m): 9:40pm On Feb 05, 2012
Which model and which year of camry?
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Seen An Angel Before? by tokitolu(m): 10:07am On Feb 03, 2012
As long as you read the word of God everyday, you re communicating with the one that is bigger than angels.

Nairaland / General / Re: Which Are The Two Languages Every One In The World Understands by tokitolu(m): 2:10am On Nov 06, 2011
Up Nigeria!
Romance / Re: Would You Give Your Girl/guy A Good Morning Kiss Although He/she Hasnt Yet Brush by tokitolu(m): 5:31am On Dec 28, 2008
I can, but let us  be wise, it does not make any sense kissing just to persive bad odour in the morning.

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