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Bluezy13:
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike (MOUAU), in Umuahia, Abia state.

ABSU Abia State University...


Sisters washing their dirty linens outside

still don't know them

shey all this ones dem b university ni?

servercodes001:
Buhari studied in Aldershot, uk. You how many times did you fail jamb? Im sure you have nothing in this life for you're betting YOUR life on rubbish and lies
Worthless person

I get money pass your full family.

if u doubt let's chat on WhatsApp let me show u things I ve acquired at age 23.

bigtt76:
1. What level of study are you in?
2. Are you off campus?
3. When was the initial timetable released and when was the change in timetable announced?
4. What were the means of communicating the change to the students?
5. Don't you have friends seating same exam?
6. Did they inform you or not?

If you can answer these questions correctly and answer makes sense, then you have a case else

exactly..

Shey e dey for bible ni??

deepwater:
Which toes ? Lawma toes ?

Has Lagos been clean before ?

This one below came to Lagos in July 2017, and he thinks he can talk about Lagos.



In the laws of power it says never outshine the master

It never says don't destroy the master

You see, people fail to read between the lines of that law, whenever you try not to outshine your master it means you are in competition with your master but you would always make him win the competition.

However, what the law meant was never be in a competition with the master. If you need to be on the top, ensure there is no competition. Destroy the master when you can, the Columbian drug lords knows this, Ambidextrous should have locked up tinubu since time imo river immemorial, he shouldn't have even allowed tinubu be in the competition.

Don't tell me he never had the evidence to lock tinubu up, don't tell me that.

but he won't dare try it.

he will lose his life straight up.

He is under oath and cannot go against d master.

he should just resign and leave his office in peace

worst Governor ever


They should sack and jail this guy.

he has done nothing in Lagos.


Lagos is the dirtiest of all States in Nigeria.

everywhere u go u jst see piles of dirt.

if you like say it if you like don't say it.


u no go ever BLOW again.

d only thing u can blow is otedola's daughter.


carry ur Aboki face go sit down for somewhere make u quit music.

life ain't EAZI again for my guy in d music industry.

kashtanyi:
If you wan lie abeg use code,7 girls for one hostel you be celebrity? The most corrupt hostel is emotan,for you to blow 7 girls from that same hostel na owo....AAU girls wen like money pass their self's.....unless nor b the AAU I graduate from.

I dey tell u real mata bruh.

AAU girls dey wet for uniben guys ID CARD.

only say I come from uniben killed dem all.

dem b med. complex students

IrokoOluwere:
Why is this dude on the left always looking so confused and clueless
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Jonathan
Nairaland funny die !
Can you imagine I typed “Jonadull_” without the underscore and it came out as Jonathan .
Lmao!

Jonathan himself! The definition of “cluelessness”

He is dull we know.

but the cow from the Northern part of dis county I mean from daura is PANADOL extra dull.

confused and lifeless clueless and I'm sure he doesn't even understand what it means to be the president of a country infact I will bet my life BUHARI can't spell the word PRESIDENT.

ARGURE WITH UR PHONE

skarlett:
As in eh

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kstyle2:
when you consider strikers such as Rooney, saha, van nistelrooy, berbatov, tevez and chicharito that once graced the United jersey, you can help but wonder why and how we got lukaku

I just tire

Dis Chelsea keeper na big dead.

which kind goal keeper be dis one na?

LUKAKU is a failed striker.

he should just go and defend

how e take affect the rice I dey wait for for dis party so?

wen I went to AAU.


I fvcked 7 girls in d same hostel and they are all friends.

my AAU guy asked me what d trick was.

I told him bruh I just showed them my UNIBEN ID CARD and that's all.

they fed me well infact gave me transport money and still come to visit me in Benin to continue from where I stopped.

just ordinary ID CARD.

AAU girls easy pass GST112.

skarlett:
Accurate af
I'm so glad to be leaving abeg

jappa

Basher8583:
Wow. This is exactly correct.
And you no the worst part....
1. Every corps member that just passed out of NYSC is relocating straight to Lagos.
2. Every barga wants to drive a car even though solid transportation is available like BRT and water ways ferry (You know the area Im refering to).

3. And finally, For every Igbo that moves to lagos he/she will bring 10 more from his village. And guess what they have no idea what to do in lagos. They are just hoping to be mysteriously blessed by Lagos. If you dont believ me about the igbo migration thing wait till December and see the freedom of moving around in Lagos

Lagos is not the only place in Nigeria where people make it in life.

LOLZ

before uche left
for S.A I told him bruh make sure u protect yourself when you get to that country.

he asked how.

I told him to wear CONDOM everywhere he goes.

if he is going to work,eatery, in his house when he sleeps alone in his bed he should always protect himself because everything in south Africa is HIV positive.

casted country.

SACK this motherfvcker called AMBODE.


In LAGOS I'm sure traffic can hold AIRPLANE..

only in Lagos u will be travelling from MAINLAND to ISLAND because of traffic.

only in Lagos you go to work around 5am to beat traffic but u will still get to work around 10am for the same traffic reason.


life in Lagos is just so terrible

only in Lagos you will see a bike man dragging road with TANKERS.

where I take weak for Lagos na when TRAFFIC hold me when I dey TRECK.

Lagos is the centre of TRAFFIC.

IF U KNOW U KNOW.

lagosians dey try sha

her leg big pass her ass

Nigga679:
I guess it won't be a bad idea if you will find her a husband, since it's ur duty to remind people when to marry. U will not mind ur business, don't know how her spinsterhood affect you. Busybody, nonsense!

so why ur papa no mind him business?

see Head

d guy be like person wey don sell GALA wella for 9ja

go and marry madame.

sleekbae:
GOD IS HERE

[quote author=sleekbae post=72190316]GOD IS HERE

DrObum:
How come she is now fair?
Her father's crown changed her colour?

DOCTOR JESUS at work

O.P.M

waste of time.

when dem resume fully na e dem go start to take drugs

drugs go start wen dem do MATRIC.

Ipen


oloshi person why she no buy am for 9ja.

dem never scam her reach.

girls can over do ehhh.

and na dem no knw anything at all.

welcome to DHL madame.

ChiefAzubuikeh:
The most important thing is that he didn't damage the 30A 10-3 wires in the process. Prices of electric wires have skyrocketed since buhari took over.

God created you to be dis senseless you proving it man.

Nwamaikpe is back i personally missed him so much.

nairaland became boring without him.

NWAMAIKPE welcome back.

BIGGEST NAME ON NAIRALAND.

SEUN

LALASTICLALA.

PLS do the needful

NwaAmaikpe:



I stand with her.
There's no need for her to get tested.

What she doesn't know won't kill her.

She's suffering from what my herbalist calls "mere gawa".
It's inevitable and irrevocable, she should just keep feeding the hunger of her bottomless pit.

Gbayii make dem clear road for you oo.


welcome boss.

seun make sure say u pay dis guy every month.

Any team can beat MAN U so I'm nt surprised