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this sho is gradually coming to an end..it's time to face reality again....d problems in 9ja nd most likely BUBU.

odeade1:
amazon and iTunes cards needed

chat henry on whatsapp 07015447777 he sells ITunes and amazon card

Earthbound:
....whatever happened to the old saying; 'Never spread your dirty linen in public'?

The girl's boobs pass Olympus has fallen, I swear nothing remain for there.

Olympus has already been done

and how is this NEWS?..

hmm i need that 1969 range rover..it's gonna be VINTAGE soon...

NIGERIA is long gone..

happinesssssssss:
Bros, Wat is d link BTW dis one n d headline??

go to your phone's opera mini and ask Google

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.....am in my house come and beat me

ok

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chai

RELIGION SCAM

which trumpet b dat..no b only trumpet and beat by sarz

Kingsley10000:
China is currently the world's leading economic power, in
China there is Zero Church!
Finland has the most stable economy in the world today.
There are less than twenty churches in Finland!
Switzerland has the second most stable economy in the
world. Switzerland has fewer than thirty churches!
Denmark is the third most stable economy in the world,
there are about 23 churches in Denmark.
These countries are considered to have the highest number
of atheists, but they are blessed!
Come to Nigeria, there are more than 70,000 churches.
+25 000 churches in Lagos.
+2 500 churches in Oyo
+30000 churches in the south east
In Africa, we have more churches than schools and
hospitals combined!
More pastors than doctors.
Everyone is born again!o
Everyone is covered with the blood of Jesus!
Jesus even became the husband of all single women
(according to them) in revival churches!
Everyone is filled with the Holy Spirit!
However, none of these claims reflect the moral elevation
that is hoped for in a society.
We are among the laziest, the most deceiving, the most
corrupt, the most hypocritical, the most hateful on the planet
today, with all our Jesus and the Holy Spirit!
Our people need to distinguish between religion and
stupidity or between spirituality and tradition!.
Wake up!!!
religion is the modern day slavery holding Africans down...

nyc copy and paste..we already knw since last 2yrs

olowobaba10:
THIS IS AFRICA, YOU DON'T KISS YOUR MUM!

i do kiss mine even if u don't do it..

i will gv them all d certificates in my house..from my dad's cert to my youngest sis cert..in fact anything with printed ink on it won't be allowed in our house again..

her blood self jst dey HOT..she can't wait to go to camp and collect some.....

Owill1:
Wat a life we living..When i see tinz lyk diz somtymez i don't wanna b alive..Rip bro

snipper is 400naira bro what's taking u so long?

mrtomola:
And Smartphone can help to correct your grammatical blunders too. Image your English without a Smartphone

b4 smart phone we dey use correct english bro..

my mum gave birth to 4 boys and she coped..she trained us well infact d parent's in our compound that ve got girls became jealous because we know how to cook and we are very very very very respectful to d core..mama u trained us well..if u are seeing this jst knw u are d best mother ever i love u like how i wan take describe am self..so much luv 4 u ma..*kisses* ..respect we ve got 4 each other still flows till date..we put BROTHER b4 we call names..till date.lemi stp here ooo..

jerflakes:
I'm confused

They don't sell anything

They just link buyers to sellers

So how did they lose?

what are u saying..Mr man stop confusing urself..hope u ve eaten today sha?

jerflakes:
I'm confused

They don't sell anything

They just link buyers to sellers

So how did they lose?

??

and more to come dis yr because u guys are too greedy

21st century children needs big big slap..sense no come dey their head again oo..Wetin smartphones dey cause sha..dull people using smartphones..SAVEALIFE

this frontpage dry like kpanla fish dis week..no news self

07015447777

real madrid will regret qualifying into d semi finals because bayern Munich will beat the hell outa them dis time....liverpool too go collect oo..because As roma go use d morale from barcelona match take face them..so I'm seeing A BAYERN MUNICH vs A.S ROMA FINAL

benin people eh..i don't understand dem till date.

men of great.........

job blown..Mouth Action

all d ugly girls dey get ring from camp..d slay queens that will turn deir kaki to bump short will slay till God knows when..anyways congrats dear

dats his luck..