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the fire ain't dat big sha..quick response from d team..mancity go win 3-0 today..

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partnerbiz4:
This girl is annoying.
Simple.



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what are u even saying self?

so?

dis 1 is small sef

Daddyboy101:
So for your mind now you get sense abi?

Yes na i get sense pass ur papa

ive got an iphone 7plus

Rico kor Royco ni..the light condition here is so Fvcking annoying.How I have been surviving lack of electricity in Nigeria in 9 simple steps.....

(1) Go to a nearby bank
(2) Greet everyone
(3) Plug phone, power bank, rechargeable lamp.
(4) Drink water from the dispenser
(5) Sit, watch Buhari on Channels TV
(6) Withdraw N1,000
(7) Thank the staff and return home
( The next day go and join the queue to pay back the N,1000 into the account
(9) Repeat process

Lemme come and be going,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dis 1 rain is falling so..light na till nxt month o

oops

congratz..but the wife looks 15years older

oh my jesus..are you serious?

airtel network is as slow as felaini gosh...dis netwrk sucks like Poo

ok noted

hope she still checks if it's still intact?

shiiit wasn't complete bro..I've got d full story

vertueptime:
Every criminal is now a heardsmen, abegi we all knw benin and criminals

that's true sha.

wait oo

this herdsmen of a thing is tiring..which kind wahala come b dis 1 na shuu.

hmm falz don dey gym

i really wanna donate my eyes

Naturalobserver:
So you wrote this story book cuz of Ronaldo vs Messi?hmmmmm.All i can say is NA WA

football legends in our time.

lolz ....meanwhile *Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the
Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies
have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for
another club’s first team besides your
current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal
first division and Manchester United
in BPL.
Messi: No. Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title
with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first
ever European Championship.
Messi: No.
Judge: How many goals have each of
you scored for your respective
teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals
I’ve scored for Man United and
Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421
appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances
or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat-
tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious
competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won
Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2
different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with
Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the
CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists
between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in
total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the
box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again.
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more
headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty
conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82%
of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the
penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored
the most goals in total during your
career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do
each of you hold in total for both
club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the
facts that have been presented to me.
I can only draw one conclusion when
it comes to comparing you both as
football players. That conclusion is
that Ronaldo is the better player in
almost every category. When it comes
to goal scoring and accolades for
both club and country, Ronaldo
comes out on top. Messi, you are
without a doubt Barcelona’s best
player of all time. But certainly not
the world’s best ever. That is clearly
Ronaldo at the moment.
Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo
and haven’t played as many matches
as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until
you surpass his goal scoring records
and win as many trophies both
individually and collectively as he
has, then Ronaldo will, according to
the statistics, be considered as the
best football player of all time. Until
then, keep pushing on and you just
might be able to achieve just as
much as Ronaldo!..LIKES 4 RONALDO SHARES 4 MESSI

HEY mate check out this news ..imma gat to show the other guys

i was thinking if seyi law's daughter is now 18 self

PLEASE HOW MUCH IS A BAG OF RICE I NEED 4 BAGS...

RZArecta2:
So instead of trying to help the driver, you decided to take photographs because you have sense abi ? Rubbish

so he should be pushing the truck abi??how e wan take help am now like dis abeg?

booked

nawa o

show me something real like an ASS WITH SOME STRETCH MARKS

k

see dem as dem dey flex 9ja moni..we dey drink garri everyday.God s watching from afar.