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I think you need to get a JOB. That's what I think.

Go and listen to his song/video wizkid pakurumo. Ode ni boi yi sha

EGYPT will will 8\0 ,
egypt its strong and good player

Made In China Rocket!!

chineloSA: The baby looks like he is infected with Syphillis or Herpes.

Dr Chinelo has made a diagnosis.

How can you open ur dirty/smelly mouth and seh something like that to a new born baby? Is your brain normal? SMH

The person Joystick is not big enough to penetrate that toto. She will surely bleed.

I really don't know why Christians in northern part of Nigeria can't worship at home ? Must you go to church before God hear your prayers? I blame em pastors tho.

I lost 2 cousin's in kaduna 4 years ago when a group of aboki's attack their church kill almost all d members! They set the church on fire and wait outside if you try to run outside they are patiently waiting with their Arrows to kill em.

The death of this two brothers leads to the sudden death of their mother a year later. God will punish all of una aboki's and your fcking religion Amen

Doomsday "

Naija Gyals I see em I run.

Let's say, most guys are just managing una Cus we don't have choices .

I remember tellin my mom at a young then , that I can never get married to a Nigerian woman. She called a meeting over what I said, and I explain to her that if she want grandchild I can do that, but, I can never get marry to em

I have dated 5 girls before I left Nigeria.. I can remember everything , mehn I don't know why you are angry, you expect a man that has tasted real love to come down low and think 9ja girls love is Love? Gerrout here, I sometimes pray to God that I don't want any 9ja girl in my life.

I hate una wit a passion. I remember a friend who got married last year mehn he spent almost 2 million naira to her parent for bride pride then wedding cost almost 1.5 million naira for a university student final year, imagine now, he's very broke Cus of all d money he spent Cus e wanna marry a 9ja girl.

Anyways sha, make una carry una wahala go seat down somewhere else, Nigerian girls my ass!

You can never have a savings if I keep em around. They are vampires beware deh re gonna suck u so tey u will never no until u run down.

Their love isn't love , just imagine Valetines days! 9ja girls will demand for what they want. Instead of em to accept what ever gift u wanna give they tell you I want this and that.

Valentines day is a day when lover give each other gift, but 9ja girls don't give they only recieve.

80% Nigerian girls like Recieving !!!

Btw, I didn't know deh sell fake beer in 9ja. Una na war oo

Ucheosefoh: hahahahahahahahahahaha lol u got me laughing out loud alone in my class dat pipls start staring at me

Haha. In a shinkansen ( fast train ) I laughed Japanese man sitting next to me stood up and change seat..Haha

Yoruba people stink? Wow really! We are also dirty haha. No probs!

Please if you leave near ketu/alapere there's a place called Ajelogo. When I was growin up we usually don't pass around that side of town Why? They have alot of ibo's immigrate that came to Lagos from village who lives there! Damn one of the dirtiest place in ketu. Full wit dis yeye people callin us yoruba dirty and stink!

I really hate to talk shit about other tribes ! What I see here a educated people focusing on one subject Ojukwu not Ibo in general! But, seein some people changing it to tribalism is so rude.

Honestly, I remember when I fall sick I went to a chemist own by Ibo man I bought antibiotic I opened t and it was just powered , before I opened t I had been takin t for almost 3 days without a change I decide to open t and guess what I found!

I returned d antibiotic to him with original one my mom brought from office ! He was speechless, tried to beg my mom not to expose him. I was like wtf? You are selling fake drugs to local people and you want us to keep quite? You are killing ur people ,

He doesn't care I'm sure is shop is still up till today! Heartless people.

Yes I said some of una are 100% heartless. Selling fake drugs to Nigerians citizen God will judge una .

@Poster! Nah God You Deh Talk 2 like dis?

Nah God go punish you and your household Amen,

My ex never fart intentionally ! Or around me, and my present gf never fart too!

I was just wondering if they do fart or just shy to pump it out like we guys do or they re just polite , I heard that if ur gf never fart before infront of you t means she cam cheat and u would never knw too!

Only one gyal I know fart just always during Sex! and she still feel shy wen she fart during sex made mi thinks maybe girls fart only during sex only

Just curious !!!

Imanuelle:
please help me tell them jare,

am not a scammer, but i am trying to put myself in the typical nigerian's shoes, and act like they would,

i have never scammed anybody and never let anyone down,

d fact dat many of u have jobs and are okay with your conditions doesnt mean other people are,

some u u bloody eediots are ffucccking ricch kidzz, and some are even responding from outside d country,

i think nairaland should arrange a visit of nairalanders abroad, u dont even know why people say 'shine your eye' or where the slang originated from.

i do not encoourage people to scam others, buti will not judge them either, na condition make crafish bend,

d government has failed,
the pastors have failed,
the imams have failed,
religious leaders nkor?
even investors (airtel) have failed,
everyone in nigeria is failing,
life is becoming unbearable,
fuel may be at 140 next year,
how den do we survive??

businesses are collapsing, no lite, poor economy,
unemployment,

what then do u expect people to do??

i am not supporting scammers, but i am not gonna judge them either,

op, just ignore your brother and live your life, but dont let this come between both of u, he is your brother for life,

Big bro! God will surely bless you. Not becus you support crime bcus you spoke the truth !

I remember I use to have this cusin ! His dad work for shell or elf oil company! Everytime they visit us, the boy always ask his mom like I didn't know people can live in 1 room or enter molue or bus like people do , he was surprised when he saw people in dis condition even tho he lived in Nigerian but, in a Good environment !

So, I don't blame some people leaving outside 9ja or living a good life! U thought everybody re like dat?

In a country like nigeria where everything is bleeped up! U shouldn't judge people if you don't know dem,

Op! U should stand by ur broda advice him! Btw, You trust Nigerian police? U no well, I remember a police office took me to his home after a family member snitch on me! Police officer told me he has 2 boys working for me to do yahoo yahoo! Even inspector said hes into it! So, y u wanna trust people that re into the same thin? Deh will laugh at u! Even arrest you sef cus you re enemy of progress! Police hate arm robbers! Bcus deh are arms! But, u don't expect dem to jail ur broda cus he made millions? Use ur brain I thought u went to UNI?

justwise:
Don't worry, you will pay the price when you lease expected, nemesis will catch up with you when is time is right.
Within a short time everything you have stolen for yrs will be gone b4 your very own eyes.

Mr Oga, Let GOD be the Judge Not you! cus You are not HOLY Yourself! So, within a short time you seh? You can even shorten the time ODE,

I'm related to this topic right here! Wow, well I am not surprised about your intentions towards your broda callin da police or efcc!

What made you think they re gonna do anything about it? Police would be happy to chop outta of da money and talk among em sef callin you a fool cus you re for even thinking to trusting Nigerian police by reporting your blood broda!

I remember when I was also in your brother situation ! When I was 18 , we had 1 brother overseas promising heaven and earth for our mom and us! Dad die long time along when I was 2 yrs things were so hard single mother with 4 children! I remember my brother travel out of 9ja with the money mom saved to take care of 4 children then, he kept calling when he got overseas promising heaven and earth! Sayin we should go to school after everything he will invite us to study / join him in the state! Well, he didn't call for 3 good years or return our calls! I remember my first hit I was 17/18 yrs many people were into Internet runs then, it was not about money tho, we were getting Laptops from state I got my 100 piece sold t! I was like wow! First then I did was move my parent to a 3 bedroom flat . Everything was goin smooth! Then I was into getting the money! When I hit my first big time money! I built a house for my parent, buy mi sef a nice Honda legend back in 2006 ! I was just 19 yr then,


I didn't know we had a big ass family member then when we didn't have anything , I meet alot of fam member wen things were starting to get better! Beefin start to come in, as an ambitious person! My focus was to make my parent really happy cus I knew wat we went tru! I am nt saying wha I did was good but, when I started it I thought t was a game it was fun. Well, as beef/hatred comes in t burst my moral to Never Fall Cus many people re waiting to see mi down fall' I kept raising up doing things I never thought I could do so soon! My brother travel abroad to study in UK I was sti home trying to make things right! Open a business for my mom and so on! Things were good! After 7 yrs we didn't hear from our brother he called suddenly one day.

Saying he's coming back to nigeria! Damn we were happy! Btw, I forgot to mention my other travel to the state to meet him, but, he tricked him not to overstay and go back to 9ja collected is btw money and sent him back to 9ja not knowing how much we spent to get the visa and airplane! Almost 800k plus!

As I was saying he came back to 9ja and saw all what we had accomplised he felt the jeaouly/envy that you the poster is feeling now towards your brother! We didn't care! We still took care of him as a brother ! I even gave him my new Toyota Rav 4 2005 model to drive around so e can visit his old friend in nigeria!

I also even sometimes give him some cash thru my mom so he can spend when he visit his friends here, well, he was welcomed I didn't know all dis things brought jealousy !

He went back to the state with a bad feelings! What e can't do his younger broda did t! It was kinda of shameful tin for him to stand wit t! I knw staying abroad is a bit kinda of hard, because I'm 24 yrs now studying outside 9ja doin legit stuff now! But, it's not as hard as not to call ur parent for 7yrs and come back home suddenly thinking we re still gonna be leaving in that 1room apartment we used to live before u left! U should be happy and embrace ur broda tell him Welldone ! Advice him! Be close to him! Don't stay away cus he need you! U wanna call police? Family member did that to me police got there share and told me who did t! It's rare to see a yahoo boi go to jail in 9ja!! Police you wanna call are also into yahoo! They will tell you clear to give dem link too! Don't be a fool! Be smart

I'm not pround of my past! But, I am proud of my self and my future. Studying abroad! My parent are happy! I'm happy, what more I want in life? My dream was to make my parent happy, and study abroad to be a better man in future I sti have time to change that!

Moral of the story!!! Your brother needs you! If you keep away, I tell you he doenst give a fck too! Dnt call police or efcc cus deh re gonna wanna chop too

Peace out

Lmao! I'm so happy Nigerian Police Did a Great Job This Time. 3 Gbosa for em"""

Why Dem Ibo boiz again? Damn' No Hating, But why una nah?

A 24Yr Old Ibo guy and his wife a  51 yr old Japanese Woman Visited 9ja for a week vacation gave her briefcase to take back to Japan and he will Join her in a week time, Not knowing it was full of Cocaine . She's was sentenced to 20 Years in Prison.  

Second Week, an Ibo man carried the biggest cocaine In Japan history, after reading the story earlier a week earlier . He still carry cocaine to Japan. 2 days later another Ibo man ! What I don't Understand is they read news about this and they still try to use the same entry?? Japanese Custom re so tight as their girls smthing(smiles )

You can continue with your Hustle, I am not pure like deh seh HOLY. but, knowing Japan custom are gonna stop you no mata what with your Green Passport / Black. and search you for like 30 mins . You still wanna carry same thin every  week.

If you live in Japan , please holla back! Let us know what's up

Why naira land dey mistype what I wrote?

Dolemite ::::

E no go better for U, I dey vex type dis tin. Idiot

Dolemite:
Part of me regrets his demise and another part says you reap what you sow. He was driving drunk and had an accident, i say it's better him than some innocent person who becomes a victim of his drink driving. . . like Ibinabo Fiberesima killing someone on the road because she was drunk. You reap what you sow people.

I don`t knw your sorry ass but, You are very stupid sir,

If I swear for you, damn No one can cast t off ur silly ass head, Oloriboruku elder

God go punish all ur family In jesus name Amen

@Moonraker
I just sent you a mail. Its urgent!

tolani.parker@yahoo.com I don't seem to get what you are sayin, I can browse on my Iphone but I can't send MMS.