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EducationRe: OAU Students To Resume August 7(Proposed Calender) Pics by tolaxin(m): 7:58pm On Jul 26, 2016
When some schools don already finish second semester's exams undecided

Destiny delayer school angry
EducationRe: The Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA) 2016/2017 Admission Session by tolaxin(m): 11:43am On Jul 23, 2016
Polarbite:
Abeg dis scratch card thing eh,is it for those dat were external std in skul deir days or wat cos me i dnt av any scratchcard ooo
Go and buy waec/neco scratch card if you don't have.
EducationRe: How Can I Reduce My Age? Very Urgent Please! by tolaxin(op): 9:39am On Jul 22, 2016
zik4ever:
Reducing your age is a lie. It's sinful and you shouldn't do it. Study with your true age and work with it. God will stand by you. This is an unpopular advice but it is the truth and the truth will make you free. Life doesn't end on earth. And to all others indulging in same popular sin, repent, give your life to Jesus and be born again today. God bless you.
I didn't create this thread for you to come and preach to me.
EducationRe: How Can I Reduce My Age? Very Urgent Please! by tolaxin(op): 9:08pm On Jul 20, 2016
Destinygrl:
lol u already know the steps to take

u r just looking for moral push here
I also want to know if there is any possible negative effects
EducationRe: How Can I Reduce My Age? Very Urgent Please! by tolaxin(op): 6:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
Angeldepedro:
there's is no way you can change your age on the JAMB form, besides it's complicated and not morally right, even if you change it on your birth certificate, don't forget that your real age will also reflect on your WAEC certificate, so there are bound to be contradictions
getting a court affidavit won't work for it?
EducationRe: How Can I Reduce My Age? Very Urgent Please! by tolaxin(op): 6:12pm On Jul 20, 2016
Angeldepedro:
How old are you first? i mean your real age, then we'll know if there's a need to reduce it
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EducationHow Can I Reduce My Age? Very Urgent Please! by tolaxin(op): 5:49pm On Jul 20, 2016
Is there any way I can reduce my age while registering for Post UTME and not forfeit my admission during screening?

I registered for UTME with my original age but I think I might be too old for Nigeria labour market after graduating from the university and service.

Someone please put me through the legal way of doing this.

Fynestboi, Seun please help me out!!!
EducationRe: The Federal University Of Technology Akure (FUTA) 2016/2017 Admission Session by tolaxin(m): 9:26am On Jul 20, 2016
abiola081:
good morning house..I would like you to enlighten me on this issue... a friend of mine apply for business administration through D.E. and she's a commercial student which I told her futa is a science school..what's her chances of gaining admission?...
she doesn't have to be a science student to study BAM. She can correlate her O'level result with the requirements below for School of Management Technology

B.Sc. Accounting
B.Sc. Economics,
B.Sc. Business Admin.

Five SSCE Credit Passes in WASSCE or GCE (O/L) NECO or NABTEB to include Mathematics, English Language, Economics, and two others Subjects from Chemistry, Agric Science/Biology, Accounting, Geography,Government and Physics.

UTME Subjects :English Lang.,Mathematics, Economics and any one of the following subject; Accounting, Geography, or Government.

So as a commercial student I believe she should have maths, english, economics, accounting and government.

Goodluck
EducationRe: Please(with Reason/s) Which University Is The Best To Study Medicine In Nigeria? by tolaxin(m): 9:04am On Jul 17, 2016
University of Ibadan is the best to study MBBS in Nigeria. But they accept neither OND nor HND for DE. They rather accept BSc in physiology, anatomy, biochemistry or physiotherapy.
CrimeRe: Oba Of Iba Has Just Been Kidnapped!! by tolaxin(m): 6:33am On Jul 17, 2016
cry embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Epic Reply Nigerian Guy Gave Man Who Refused To Show Head In IG Photos by tolaxin(m): 5:32am On Jul 15, 2016
EducationSolve For X Showings Details by tolaxin(op): 10:12am On Jul 11, 2016
2^x + 2x = 8


Show working please


Fynestboi solve and win Mr Nairaland!!!
EducationRe: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by tolaxin(m): 2:57pm On Jul 09, 2016
Mrluv:
what is the problem with the result is it crk although it is business admin i want to study
CRK is pure art subject just like yoruba and literature. However before you apply to any school via jamb, make sure you thoroughly check the admission requirements for such school on her website. A sister of mine was screened out few weeks ago in Yabatech just because of O'level result and she has already paid acceptance fee oo
EducationRe: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by tolaxin(m): 9:47am On Jul 09, 2016
sinaj:
To start with, am not insane.

And nobody is an olodo here.
Just because he didn't get a good grade in Govt and Finan. Acc, doesn't mean he is dumb.

I don't expect assholes like you to understand that different factors contribute to a bad grade nd not just intelligence.




Now let's go back to his result, you ought to knw that not every secondary school teach finan. Acc hence, it can be striked out nd replaced with Econs.

He also scored well in his commerce too. Hence, he can go for any mgt course.

If there is any problem that might arise, it will be from his govt.



And if he eventually gets admission, nd d govt pose any threat to him in the dept, he will be served with a rejection form with alternative courses that will suit his result.
he can't really study any course with this result. He has maths, English, commerce, economics and CRK. No school will accept CRK for a management course. Although he can try Mapoly. But it will still pose a threat later
IslamRe: Ramadan Fast Continues Tomorrow. by tolaxin(m): 3:54am On Jul 05, 2016
tunderay:
That I have been thinking I will eat amala this morning. Well, I believe one day can't be more than 29, its all for the blessing from Allah
eat amala at sahur na
RomanceRe: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 7:33pm On Jul 04, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
cheesy oga Tolaxin *prostrates* abeg no vex,
Lmao vex for wetin na huh
RomanceRe: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 7:06pm On Jul 04, 2016
vizkiz:
Bro you are more than eligible. wink
definitely I will vote vizkiz cool
RomanceRe: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2016
Cutehector:
cuz i'm d only cute guy in nairaland undecided
Bro you are cute cool

But Vizkiz..
RomanceRe: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 6:53pm On Jul 04, 2016
vizkiz:
lol. Nomination thread is over bro. there are about 28 contestants on ground now. cool
oh cry

Ok, I will vote for you if I'm eligible cool
RomanceRe: I Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 6:48pm On Jul 04, 2016
vizkiz:
maybe next year bro.

But your supports will go a long way wink

# vote vizkiz
hehehe make I try my luck na. 50k ain't small money in Buhari era grin
RomanceI Want To Contest For Mr Nairaland. See Reasons.. by tolaxin(op): 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2016
grin grin

CrimeRe: BREAKING: Again, Niger Delta Avengers Blow Up 5 Major Oil Facilities by tolaxin(m): 3:32am On Jul 03, 2016
shocked
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 3:23am On Jul 03, 2016
isaacputi:
Ok...ijomu junction is directly opposite olukayode shopping complex
Oh! I get it now. Thanks very much!
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 3:06am On Jul 03, 2016
isaacputi:
Not the one in FUTA, there's obanla beside WEMA BANK in oja,adjacent to arowolo bookshop main building.
oh I'm new here but I know the bookshop
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 2:38am On Jul 03, 2016
isaacputi:
They are always around obanla and ijomu junction in oja
Obanla...that's FUTA's north gate. I hope Futarians aren't stupid enough to fall for this.

I still wanna encounter them there though. Maybe I and other FUTA guys will be able to teach them a lesson!
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 12:01am On Jul 03, 2016
ArcFresky:
That Akure eehhen....... Same thing happened to my village friend.

Me, I actually describe the way to them, since I myself always ask for directions. But never, never ever follow anyone.
I hope your friend didn't fall for it
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 11:59pm On Jul 02, 2016
adegunwa4real:
That is the Change effect!
bro this has been in existence since the time of Transformation agenda undecided
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 11:37pm On Jul 02, 2016
eleko1:
I don use laugh Wake up my kids/their mama grin grin . Why u nor knack his uglY head with the Stone Sef angry huh . TheY can only "capsure" the Giraffe/gullible .How I wish u break his useless Head. Hopeless pipu. Some of Dem Are ritual killer.May we not be their victims/food
I forgot to state that I told him if I came back and still met him standing there, I would beat him blueblack grin


Amen!
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 11:32pm On Jul 02, 2016
Lalasticlala is in dreamland
CrimeRe: Beware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 11:09pm On Jul 02, 2016
blessedvisky:
Pls move it to front page. It has happened to me also @ old garage back in 2014. Thank God he cares for his son, or else lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Seun lalasticlala ishilove farano mynd44 rocktation Dominique lalasticlala fynestboi
Old garage in Akure? Wow! I thought the system is new here
CrimeBeware! My Encounter With 419iers In Akure. by tolaxin(op): 10:58pm On Jul 02, 2016
Please I know this is long but try and read through. I'm not good in use of English so please try and overlook my grammatical blunders..

This incident happened to me yesterday in Oda road, Akure. A stone's throw away from School of Health Technology, Akure.


This is the second time I'm encountering this '419 trick' used by criminals around the country: first it was at Ikeja, Lagos. I know some of us here would have heard about this or probably encountered it but for the sake of those who are 'jjc' to this, I decided to share.

I left my home yesterday morning to cash the last 3k in my account to make data subscription and cook some delicious egusi soup and pupuru cool. On getting to the atm in front of School of Health Tech, alas! The atm has been blocked as usually. Reluctantly I decided to trek to the next atm which is inside Shoprite at the beginning of Oda road. Sooner I walked a few metres away from the school, than a rough looking guy on a bike braked beside me and asked for the direction to somewhere I didn't know. I didn't bother so say anything. I just spread my arms and continued walking. Apparently, I noticed a guy standing 18feet in front of me before the tattered looking one on the bike stopped to ask for directions to NOWHERE. The former was trying to stop me and was murmuring gibberish like 'I'm new here and I don't know anywhere and bla bla blah!' Well, I didn't bother to look back. He then said something aloud; 'Let me ask that bros standing over there'. Referring to the the one standing in front of me. Immediately he got to him, he asked for the same direction and that one almost screamed. He said 'e ma lo si isale patapata.. Ha! E maje ki won gba lowoyin oo (go straight down this path... ha! Don't allow them collect it from you oo)'. As I heard this I knw say na dem again. I just kept calm and continued walking. Then the guy standing in front of me initially was trying to initiate me into the conversation. He said 'e ma wo eleyi sha, o fe je ki won gba kiniyen lowo e ni sha, bros, bros, bros, ...' I didn't answer him. When I saw he wouldn't stop brosing me I stopped abruptly and pick a very hard and large stone on the ground and faced him. I told him if he moved an inch towards me I will split his skull into four angry. He stopped and said nothing.


After I have trekked 400m away from the scene, I looked back and to my amusement, the bike guy has come back and picked his second-in-crime. I saw them biking towards the other side of the road. I just went on..


I'm sharing this simply because of the location it happened to me. Like I said, it once happen to me in Ikeja. I didn't bother to share it then because I assumed everyone in lagos is wise. But here in Oda road where the school of health is located, there are a lot of JJCs here. I'm not a student of the institution but I know a lot of students there will fall for this trick. The reason I said this is because most of them came from different villages in Ondo state and might have not heard of this evil trick before. Please if you are a student of this institution or you know anyone there or even in Oda road or any other places in Akure and Ondo state in general, inform them about this and tell them to never engage in any discussion with these criminals if they ever come across them.


Lalasticlala please help your brothers in Akure to spread this..

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