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Baadal:
sorry bro cash only

You didn't state the price

I'm not ugly... just broke

Baadal:
I have a clean bb Z30 for sale working perfectly call/whatsapp 08025220285

would you have a clean Q10+cash?

Othankz:
Plz I need urgent answers to these questions.. I scored 190 in jamb.. Bt didn't choose futa. I want to knw if futa wud still b conducting post utme¿ Nd if nt, wat wud procedure of admission dis year? Nd wat are d chances of being admitted if u didn't choose d institution? Tankz

You have no chance at all. The school doesn't conduct putme/screening for those who didn't choose them.

iLegend:
You're right. 'Imagination' but you've been following most of my imaginations, you'll soon wake to realities. Wow! Thanks for the compliment anyways. Enjoy.

Keep safe.

of course I never failed to notice how you litter this section with your balderdash. And I never failed to open your threads to see the new crap you have got for jobless guys like yourself. If your bank account is loaded, you wouldn't need to learn techniques to kiss a girl

iLegend:
With what you wrote I can deduce your level. Please don't try what I wrote. I know it'll be of use to some guys, not all guys. The only problem is, they won't come and glorify how it worked for them. I kiss whoever I want as long as they're hygienic and I can never get slapped. Slapping is for kids; not for men. I lead, they follow.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe.

You are still talking gibberish bro. I have been following most of your threads and I can say most of them are from your faraway imagination. Well, I don't expect you to admit that.

demzylahot:
if she is into you,she can't slap ya

what if she isn't into you and you try to play smart, you go hear am oo

iLegend:
How to Initiate Sex/Kiss With a New Girl.

I said I won't post any technique again, but my clients on Whatsapp begged me to post this one for more nice guys to see.

This is a fail proof way of initiating sex with a new girl either in public or in your room.

This guide is not for bad boys because they already know how to do it any day and any where. For nice guys, this is how to prime a girl for sex. Don't ever be intimidated. You can be nervous or shy, but don't worry. JUST DO IT MOTHERFÚKER or you'll regret not doing it. You can never regret doing it. Do you want her to do it for you? It can never happen. Some women have self-respect and if they initiate it, it'll make them look cheap and desperate. No woman wants to be considered cheap or desperate and no man wants a cheap and desperate girl.

iLegend's KISS TEXT

Don't EVER ask CAN I KISS YOU? She'll definitely say NO, but deep down she wants you to kiss her.

1. Tell her you want to whisper a secret to her ears and she should never tell any one (she'll be very curious), then lean and whisper some inaudible gibberish to her left ears while closely facing her. Speak inaudibly in tongues while making sure you breathe subtle hot/warm airs into her ears as you speak. (To some, it'll be ticklish, but to most, it'll arouse them).

The first day a lady did this to me I almost raped her cuz her warm breath was solving some romantic mathematics in my ear. I didn't know she was using a technique on me. She did it 3 time in a roll while saying some inaudible nonsense and I kept asking her to repeat herself, because I couldn't hear her properly and she'll even make it worse this time around. It felt good. Till today she hasn't told me what secret she wanted to tell me.

Analysis of step 1.

The word secret activates her hormones to respond to whatever bodily contact you want to make.

When you alter the inaudible sounds and lean back she'll ask you to repeat yourself, then you accuse her of being a member of Buhari's family. While facing her, order her to lean towards you so you will tell her clearly, and she'll oblige, but this time, launch a fast and arrogant kiss on her and use your two hands to hold her head/face so she won't pull away. Then, stop and warn her not to try that nonsense again in her life with a serious face. Tell her you'll report to the police for molesting you. After the serious face she'll be dumbfounded and surprised, then you burst into smiles/laughter and make fun of her for being a bad kisser. (I used the word 'arrogan't instead of 'confident' for a reason and I won't tell you).

Now, it's time to change the topic and reiterate to a fun topic you guys were discussing some days ago or some minutes or hours ago.

If she tries to talk or warn you about what just happened; accuse her again. Warn her the more. Make it fun/hilarious this time around. Honestly, if she warns you or hits you it means you're a weak man — I'm serious. No woman can EVER do that to a bad boy. We all have a reputation. If your reputation is an obstacle, then you're the cause.

Start talking nonsexual topics. Take her minds aways from what just happened between the two of you.

If you're a new baddo, you can gauge her level of interest from how she responded to the forced kiss test.

This is not for everyone. I use it all the time and it works all the time. No single F9 on my side. I do it in seconds. It takes me less than 40 seconds to do the kissing.

After the kiss test I act as if I'm not interested in any thing sexual with her, but I know the kiss incident will be in her head and she'll want me to continue into the real deal, but I won't. It's time for my shakara. I'll bring in some boring topics and she'd get bored and would prefer to fúck than talk.

As I said earlier, it's not for everyone. Some imbeciles who haven't tried this will say it won't work or you'll get slapped. Please ignore them. They're men of little faith. I know you ain't one of them.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep Safe.

Modify: Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I can't access my PMs. I have never read any PM since I opened this profile. Some of you will think I've read your messages, but refused to reply; that's not the case. My email is blocked and I need to reactivate it before I can read messages. Thank you.

bro, If yo try this with some girls, they will reset your brain with a resounding slap. Dont say I didn't tell you oo

Millex:
Any one for now, 100k upwards

Thanks. But please, I will like to know exactly how much one will pay in year one and subsequent years in mbbs and other courses. Since you have a friend there already, kindly help me extract information from him/her. Thanks.

Millex:
Yh it happens when your Governor is a visionary Dr, they can set up a medical University in the state. They have NUC accreditation and for the MDCN, they got first visit in December and MDCN gave good reports. It's even on their site, they would be coming for follow up visit before clinical stage tho.

. Is it those who only chose them in jamb that can apply? And what do you know about their school fees?

tonjeola:
yes working, that what am using on my Q10. Sub last week

Thanks man! Hope the network is cool?

uppa:
http://crunchng.com/how-do-i-install-google-play-store-on-my-bb10-device/

Please is the airtel BIS complete plan with activation code; *440*1# still working for BB10? Glo network is giving me headache here

Cutehector:
I think if u wana hav sex, it just costs 400 naira..

it's 500 naira now. The economy is that bad

Mouth action is the sweetest thing I ever gave and received com see how my girl leg, waist and a*s go dey shake

What should you do next?

You should goan die

MadCow1:
Receiving Stolen Goods is a Criminal Offense under the Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria..





#Ignorance is not an excuse under the Law.

It is your responsibility to carry out due diligence on the property before receiving or purchasing it.

Your mumu no get end my brother. The guy is a mechanic and not a buyer or seller of cars.

walcolm:
You have to provide more info for people to understand what type of challenges you're facing...which apps are not working? Screen shot of some errors etc

Na wa for yu oo.
As I dey quote you up and down you no get joy reply
If you no get solution for me, you go talk am instead of ignoring

strongtech2:
It will be good if we can have an experienced mining engineer in here who we can ask some questions

It seems they are very scarce here!

Icon4s:
My brother u need nt fear. Make sure u graduate with at least a 2:1 & a whole world of opportinities await u.

Most minning engineers that practise are in the Oil and Gas industry.

Thanks very much man for stopping by and contributing to this. God bless

Cc: ifoundmyperfect

Are there no mining engineers on nairaland

Please contribute as you view

Please mining engineers and career professionals in the house. I will like to know how prospective mining engineering is in our country and overseas.

Does it really have a future?

walcolm:
you dont change BBID on devices, you wipe the device and release it from your ID so that another person can use it

there are no limits to the number of BB10 devices that can be connected to your BBID but you can only use BBM on only one of them

Pls what's the way out?? My camera is displaying what I uploaded up there

Federal University of Technology, Akure. Always ahead of even the overhypped unis

walcolm:
i will advise you dont download just any apk from anywhere on the net...Amazon appstore is a trustworthy place to get almost all the android apps you need

This is what my Q10 camera shows whenever I start it. Only the back camera. Pls help!!!

zeenab:
thanks Tolaxin. please do you know much about Lago state polyteechnic?

I don't really know much about Laspotech, but since you reside in ikorodu, you can just walk to the school admission office for any information you need. They will be glad to provide you with all you want to know.

hydel:
I'm in lagos

The registration continues.. We that purchased the scratch card on Friday were given our print-outs today. A lot of people still came today to purchase and they will have their print-outs tomorrow or the day after. Just find your way to jamb office in Lagos as soon as possible, they will do it for you there @3000

It is located in Ikoyi; you can search for the address online