₦airaland Forum

NgcoboP:
I never said anything yet to my boyfriend but I think he is obsessed with abnormally large breasts. I always catch him staring at women’s chest. I have boobs that are on the small size and his attitude is making me feel inadequate. Ihave a good mind to ask him if he would rather be with a busty woman!

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/seems-like-large-breasted-women/?app=browser_push&entry1=push&entry2=timed

So if he says yes, you go add water to the lemons wey you carry for chest with little arrangement on the lemons to become water melons

MhizzAJ:
Isn't that Roman Goddess
Rubbish

that is "Yeye Osun"

Olomu roro!
Mythical Cossy!

The only constant thing is change!

In as much we remain human, change is bound to happen, sign or no sign.

Imagine!

See the way our security men paraded the foreign illegal miners, they are almost given humane treatment and arrest compared to how security men treat the local illegal miners. Some local illegal miners are even shot on sight.

This is purely double treatment, which shouldn't have happened. Cos we know how the Chinese treats Nigerians that were caught with one crime or the other.

sar33:
A corp member,Joseph Esu,who is serving in Gombe took to Facebook to lavish northerners with praise for their kind gesture.According to him,he was scared when he was posted to the north but the love northerners showed him has changed perception of them.He wrote

'I rememberd d first time I discovered that I was posted to serve in gombe. No b small madness nearly enter my head. It was in de north, I was gonna b with Muslims, blah blah.
But it ended up being one of d best experience of my life. I met new friends especially one special one, my Muslim roommates we're d best Eva. I even went to mosque sef.
Gombe is actually one of d most beautiful cities I have seen. I miss d camp already, frm d drills to d man o war, volleyball nd especially d food in mammi.
We in d south reli need to start loving d northerns, dem re so kul.
Goodbye Gombe.'

ok!

The north is really cool.

But the OP should have waited to have the NYSC experience at his PPA. Instead of basing his judgment on orientation camp experience.

Pastor Adeboye has touched many lives, while our politicians have kicked many lives.

And they expect their own children to live?

I trust Karma, it will definitely give an answer to that question I asked!

BAILMONEY:
MAKE I CATCH YOU WITH ANY IGBO GEH

you can't catch me with any Igbo girl, but with Igbo girls

Imagine!

Small boy don dey enter and play inside aeroplane.

When I was like him, the aeroplane I played with were the ones I did with paper leaves torn from my school exercise books.
https://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2014/09/IMG_3248.jpg

This life is unfair o!

BAILMONEY:
IF YOU TRY NSARA SOUP WITH CORRECT FRESH FISH WITH POUNDO (YAM FLOUR) YOU GO RUN GO HIDE YOUR AMALA ATI GBEGIRI I SWEAR

issay lie!

Igbo food no be my priority, but dem chics

Emanuel the real JJ!

Well, court is a perfect substitute for that kinda church!

BAILMONEY:
OK O ENJOY OUR DELICIOUS OHA AND NSARA SOUP

for where?

Na my ewedu, gbegiri and amala I dey eat for here in Umuahia. I carry am across Niger Bridge.

Caustics:
Since I joined nairaland in 2010 this woman has been having problem with her boyfriends. Madam your mates are grandmothers for christ sake.

lol!


I am a living witness to the bolded

WhiteSoup:
Imagine if these was lost in a APC rally. By now I does not knows what will have become

PDP setting the plates.

what is he saying?

His life!

BAILMONEY:
AFTER YOU GO DEY BAD-MOUTH IGBOS... IFA CATCH YOU EEHN

I'm not badmouthing anyone.

Someone is still missing on the seat!

We should all know that Messi pushing the referee is just like Messi pushing Sergio Busquet, Luis Suarez, Gerrard Pique or any other Barcelona teammate.

So why do we expect Messi to be banned?

BAILMONEY:
WHICH KIND WORK YOU DEY DO THERE

couldn't you read?

I said don't ask any further question!

BAILMONEY:
WETIN YOU DEY DO FOR EAST

working on Abia State.

Don't ask me any further question.

After leaving that prison called orientation camp.

Sincerity no dey AriGBESEsola's dictionary!

Eye service!

The hottest things in these pictures are the backgrounds!

Why do we weep for these people?

These politicians know how they compensate themselves in camera. Amosun and Makinde are party members.

I can confidently say that Rotimi Makinde is not losing anything. Of course, he will be compensated even beyond measure. Only the common men whose houses were marked for demolition will have one or two things to lose.

Why not?

She is earning more than me for now should be a motivation for me to work harder.

Why should I sit down comfortably, earning peanut as a man.

Dem suppose beat nonsense outta hiser life.

BAILMONEY:
ALHAJI TOLEX NA YOU DEY YARN LIKE THIS

where you think sey I dey stay?

Cos you are one of the few Nigerian musicians that understand the music.

aalangel:
So you shuttle between Umuahia and Aba, you don't know the meaning of Dede...hmmmm....ask people.

I just asked one of my Igbo co-worker now.

She said an older male (an elder brother)

Is that right?

What about Covenant and Redeemers?