₦airaland Forum

chimoney17:
Where is your brain?

inside my skull!
Is yours under your feet?

Realkenny:
mumu 6`6 no tall,

imbec1le.

must you post if you have nothing in your brain to post?

Are not too tall and not tall the same thing?

Does "not too tall" mean the man is short?

mtcheeew!

Kondomatic:
She's one of the most intelligent ladies on here. Smart yet humble.

Not a lady but a woman o!

Kondomatic:
She's a doc?

sure!
She is on a verge of becoming a consultant in few days time

The minister of transportation, Rotimi Amaechi, has said that Nyesom Wike became governor of Rivers state by the accident of former president Goodluck Jonathan.

na lie!

Nyesom Wike became the governor of Rivers state due to Rotimi Amechi's mistake.

Nyesom Wike was used by Rotimi Amechi to become the governor of Rivers state. Rotimi nominated Wike for the ministerial post and Wike was made the minister of state for education. Wike then became a ruthless tool for Patience Jonathan.

If Rotimi Amechi had not nominated Wike for the ministerial post, would he have been a powerful tool for Patience Jonathan and becoming the governor of the State?

tollahni:
So I've been trying to get pregnant for a month...I've been on family planing for 5 years(IUD)...I had symptoms of pregnancy nd went for PT....i was told I have Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID)....The doctor said it could also lead to infertility which I don't want....i'm only 26....i need help from medical practitioners who knows about this disease .....i was also treated for gonorrhoea few weeks back...

Dominique, you are needed here!

Mercy is short. The guy is not too tall.

Nothing so wrong with the selfie!

The police officers were so happy to be part of the gallant successful squad that went on to capture the notorious criminal.

Mind you, only successful men can do this. If they weren't successful capturing Evans, who would they take the selfie with?

Nothing so special with this.
He contributed in the birth of the baby, donating many spermatozoans.

Something like this happened in the Bible.

The same people eventually crucified Jesus after laying on the street their cloth for the ass Jesus was riding to move on.

“Akintoye was three months old when Oba Ologun Kutere died, I don’t know how old Akiolu was when his father died.
“By the grace of God, I am a direct descendant of Akiolu Ologun Kutere.”
When asked by Fashanu to state in order of seniority, the children of Oba Ologun Kutere,

[color=crimson]Akiolu retorted “I don’t know, I don’t work at the births and deaths registry[/color]

Comedy in the court

The Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, has insisted before an Ikeja High Court, on Tuesday that he remains the rightfully elected monarch of Lagos.

Who elected you sir?

Shey INEC dey there?

PStacks:
who ever cooked anything?
none of the history here is concocted ok..
www.youtube.com/c/OMABIDEMI

are you historically inclined?
If you were, you would understand what I'm saying!

300 level mechanical student of Federal University of Technology Owerri, met his untimely death on 17th June 2017. It was gather that the decease Emeka was killed by a bike in Eziobodo, Futo while trying to cross the road. Eyewitnesses claimed that Emeka was putting on an earpiece while crossing the road and was killed instantly.

That was suicidal!

He must have been carried away by the music from the earpiece on his ears.

RIP bro!

Ah!

The speech impairment become worsened, he is not just developing the impairment. cos I hardly hear what he says.

PStacks:
if we dont know where we are coming from then we cant know where we are going.
History is basic and fundamental to mankind and humanity as a whole

www.youtube.com/c/OMABIDEMI

Ya!
Histories based on facts and figures, not the cooked ones.

In Tu Baba's voice;

[b]Oh ma God, oh oh oh
e be lik say dey 1 tell us wetin we neva hear b4!
2baba dey hiaaa! plus soul e baba dey hia!
zapadapadap dapadap de dapadap
de dapadap de
no be small tin oh [x4]
I say
no be small tin oh [x3] eh

Looking back through all the years
That you and I have spent together
It seems like you’ve been playing me all along
So many times, you asked me to put the whole of my trust in you
So many times, you betrayed and played me for a fool
Why don’t we work together so the future will be brighter
Cos, e be like you and I
We dey need each other all the time
All the time
Another year has come
And now you want my trust once more
Oh no

E be, like say you want me to tell me another story again oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to act another movie again oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to code another coding again oh (e be like say)
E be like say you want to dance
Galala na di new dance, again oh
You want to sing another song again (e be like say)
E be like say you want to code
You want to code oh

See, all I want to say is that
They don’t really care about us
Because all they want to do is to get in touch with big bucks
Because they think the money gives them the power
But the power is nothing
If your people cannot get quality education
The power is nothing
If your people keep on dying of disease and starvation
The power is nothing
If your people have no peace (no peace)
The power is nothing
If your people cannot live in unity (eh)
See, why do you keep deceiving the people, my brother, my sister
See, why you make all this people to dey fight one another
Only God can judge you now [x4]
Another year has come
And now you want my vote once more
Oh no

E be, like say they want to tell me another story again oh
(e be like say)
E be like say they want to act another movie again oh (e be like say)
E be like say they want to do another deceiving again oh
E be like say dem want to dance
Galala, na di new dance, again o
They want to sing another song again
They want to sing [x2]
E be like say they want to code
They want to dance

[color=crimson]I dedicate this one to all of the shady politicians
Wey go promise and fail and make the people live in harsh conditions
I dedicate this one to all of the shady politicians
Why don’t you change your ways
Change your ways now
Make the people live the way they are supposed to live
E no be small thing o
As you see me so (no be small thing o)
I no send, I no send you oh (no be small thing o)
All of the shady politicians (no be small thing o)
As you see me so (no be small thing o)
I no send, I no send you oh (no be small thing o)
All of the shady politicians (I say no be small thing o)[/color][/b]

PStacks:
it is a fact bro..


www.youtube.com/c/OMABIDEMI

The OP would have made a lot of sense if he had talked more on Nigerian issues instead of the histories of Nigeria and UK. The histories are more of craps!

Back to the matter, I havent gotten to Nigeria. Im still talking Britian colonial era, independence 1960, Amalgamation 1914 and even before Amalgamation [s]1889 at Berlin, The conference held in Berlin Germany on the Partitioning of Africa[/s].

Always get the fact right!

Berlin conference was in 1884-85

Continue deceiving yourself!

Still thinking all Nigerians are gullible!

Femi Fani Kayode, Ayodele Fayose et al know they are your former allies,
Bola Tinubu's crew know that you (Obanikoro) is their new found love.

Ashamed to denounce PDP, Lily-livered to announce APC. Just because of old sins he wished being washed away and interested in becoming a new creature.

Davido's uncle and late Senator Isiaka Adeleke's younger brother , Ademola Adeleke, who emerged as All Progressive Congress's ( APC) Senatorial candidate, for Osun West Senatorial District July 8 by-election, was caught on camera dancing with a pretty lady.

what is this one reporting now

Iamwrath:
In this age and time, you still think i am doing this for likes ? Your mumu na legendary , anyone who has superior argument is looking for likes

This O'meal pikin sha!

Oladimejyy:
A

A for Aja 1!

Seun can carry on from where Churchill stopped since Tonto Dikeh has been his crush from time immemorial!

The chance that Churchill and Tonto will be back together is 1/2
But
The chance that this thread will reach the nairaland homepage is 1

Trust any thread having Tonto Dikeh in its caption on nairaland!

Omole is 4 today?

I can recollect that i saw the "Omo Awos" going for the naming ceremony then in moremi Hall seven days after the birth, some of them with their beans

Happy birthday to Omole o!

hmmmmm!

Iamwrath:
[s][/s]
nonsense

I'm too big for your like!
so fucck off my mention to look for your likes!

Iamwrath:
PDP looted fine ! Imagine human being and you'll start shouting hunger on other threads , if there wasn't so much looting , Nigeria would be in a different situation as at the moment ...


APC is hyperlooting , That is just speculation and don't tell me they are covered , [s]Whistle blower policy knows no party , if you are so sure someone is looting point them out or forever remain silent[/s]

hey, stop that crap!

They all looted and participated in the looting!
The PDP at the federal level looted, likewise the APC members at their various states. Of course, they all have their various allocations from the FG and IGR generated.

Talking about whistle blowing. What is their modus operandi?

If the whistle blower blows a whistle, who takes up the responsibility to carry out the investigation?
The investigators may choose to carry out the investigation if they like or not. If the investigation is done, it becomes a news and if it is not done, no one hears about it.
So what is now your point to convince us the whistle blowing isn't partial?

By your logic. Oyinlola, Osun State former PDP governor was never whistle blown to have looted, so you have no basis to say he looted the state's fund. Likewise every other PDP members not whistle blown. So keep shut!

Watch next time before you choose who to quote.

Jagaban!

just shaking my head!

Iamwrath:
I really don't wish to make any sense to you because from Time immemorial ,you've always been a cunt , Semi literate buffoons trying to form patrick obahiagbon , the word is ROLL , just because you can copy grammar from someone else's post doesn't mean you should insult everybody whose view differs from yours

Back to topic , i said i interviewed a few more random people and they said the same thing , even yourself i believe you or your relatives benefited from PDP's lootocracy , the evidence of massive loot speaks for itself and it's overwhelming , but you still want them to rule over you so that your daily crumbs will be delivered to you

Have a wonderful evening and i will wait for your insults, i have clapbacks ready for you

young man, stop embarrassing intelligence!

Coming down to your level will be little hard for me cos the fact that all you could interview were such dickheads, giving you such a similar response, shows your level of intelligence also.

PDP looted, fine!
APC is "hyperlooting" and mortgaged the future of the state. What else does a small brain in you know than the o'meal you are fed?

Give us the evidence the APC lead administration hasn't looted the state dry or forever keep your thumbs inactive.

make the government cancel both Religious studies from the curriculum and retain the National Values.