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Culture › Re: Nigerian Masquerade Spotted In London (video, Pictures) by Tolexander: 6:58pm On May 03, 2017
Good to know we are now exporting masquerade!
Lai Mohammad will be happy to see his advocacy for "masquerading" yielding result.

Nothing so bad in this, since we always have annual appearance of European masquerade (Santa Claus) in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Port Authority Names Its 4 New Tug Boats Daura, Ubima, Uromi And Majiya by Tolexander: 12:57pm On May 03, 2017
DropShot:
Says a frustrated and depressed soul. wink grin cool
BMC sighted!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Port Authority Names Its 4 New Tug Boats Daura, Ubima, Uromi And Majiya by Tolexander: 12:38pm On May 03, 2017
That tug boat is probably named Daura because it does not have all the needed particulars from the manufacturer.
Sports › Re: Nicole Osbourne, Anthony Joshua's Girlfriend And Baby Mama (Pictures) by Tolexander: 8:49am On May 03, 2017
With the way we are going with Anthony Joshua, we will soon be told to meet his rabbit, spoon he uses, preferred condom, et al
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Pictured At Salvation Ministries During A Church Program! by Tolexander: 8:37am On May 03, 2017
This church Na for gangsters o!
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Flaunts His New Customized N75million Range Rover ( Video) by Tolexander: 11:14pm On May 02, 2017
The 27 year old received a bespoke Range Rover SVAutobiography Dynamic shortly before his Saturday night fight with Wladimir Klitschko. He retained his IBF title and claimed the vacant WBA and IBO belts after knocking out Klitschko in the 11th round.
The amazing SUV is said to cost £150,000.. with specially tuned 5.0-litre V8 engine that produces 550PS and 680Nm of torque, and will dash to 60mph in 5.1 seconds.
And our fathers do tell us "ijaodola, oruko buruku nii sooni" (Fighting doesn't make one wealthy, it only ends in giving one bad name).

How come the fight Joshua fought has earned him this luxurious car and made him the talk of not only the town, but nations!
Culture › Re: Ooni Reacts To Fire At Palace Of Oba Of Lagos by Tolexander: 10:54pm On May 02, 2017
ShobayoEmma:
Whoever messes with Oni, messes with the entire yoruba race. But i think the Alale is fighting a proxy fight.
It is legendary!

Something similar happened between Ogun and Orunmila, baba agboniregun, nigba iwase.

The fire incidence is the intervening function of the legendary "Esu".

Esu ma se mi, omo elomi ni ki o se.
Sports › Re: How Beatings At Mayflower Instilled Toughness In Me - Anthony Joshua by Tolexander: 10:51pm On May 02, 2017
Qudbell:
allaye na only u go mayflower, abeg no give us that one jhur... go fight tyson fury before im convinced yur really that good as the media proclaim.
hope all is well sir o? cheesy
Sports › Re: How Beatings At Mayflower Instilled Toughness In Me - Anthony Joshua by Tolexander: 10:41pm On May 02, 2017
Those kind boarding schools wey be sey all dem seniors be bully.

Thank God Anthony isn't using all his bad experiences he had in Nigeria against the country but to exalt the nation.

Another successful run-away Nigerian could have bad mouthed the nation.
Sports › Re: The History Of The Yellow And Red Cards In Football by Tolexander: 10:29pm On May 02, 2017
Epositive:
i hear say black card dey,,, na hear i hear cheesy
Na green card dem tell me sey e dey o.

Green card given to a player means he is not going to play football again for life.

Na the green card dem give India after defeating Nigerian football team, 99 - 1.
I no watch the match o, Na "Boda Luku" wey dey live opposite our room when I dey small tell me about the match and green card o.
Crime › Re: In Delta: One Killed, 6 Buildings Razed Over Girlfriend by Tolexander: 9:10pm On May 02, 2017
ayusco85:
Do u ve proof?
no problem,
I'm gonna show you the footage next time I see one.
Crime › Re: In Delta: One Killed, 6 Buildings Razed Over Girlfriend by Tolexander: 6:22pm On May 02, 2017
ayusco85:
I don't believe in reincarnation
egbon, reincarnation dey o grin
Politics › Re: Fedral Government To Stop PMS Importation By 2019 – NNPC by Tolexander: 5:16pm On May 02, 2017
He said that all the nation’s three refineries were producing petroleum products between five and six million litres of PMS daily.
“That is part of what is making the PMS market in Nigeria stable today, we believe that the set target of exiting PMS importation in 2019 is achievable
We already know this because Dangote refinery is starting its operation by the end of 2018.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/business-news/214805-dangote-refinery-begin-operation-2018.html
Celebrities › Re: Actress Annie Idibia Spotting Dazzling Skin Glow In New Makeup Photos by Tolexander: 4:59pm On May 02, 2017
Looks like an image in advertising the GEJ's transformation agenda.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Rescues Man Thrown Out Of A speeding Keke Napep (pictured) by Tolexander: 4:54pm On May 02, 2017
Afam4eva:
Why are you personalizing her name?
Cos I wanna replace Churchill cheesy
I know Seun may not be happy with this anyway.
Culture › Re: Oba Rilwan Akiolu's Palace On Fire by Tolexander: 4:34pm On May 02, 2017
Media fire last week,

Physical fire this week!

So certain this fire isn't connected with the incidence that happened between Oba Akiolu and Ooni.
Lobbing the last week incidence with this fire outbreak is just a fallacy of false cause
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Rescues Man Thrown Out Of A speeding Keke Napep (pictured) by Tolexander: 3:49pm On May 02, 2017
Good you have done Poko baby!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Spotted Taking W.eed In California by Tolexander: 2:56pm On May 02, 2017
mroop:
continue to destroy Naija name ok
wetin cheesy

American stars wey dey do am dey destroy America name?
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek & Pastor Paul Adefarasi Pose As He Worships At House On The Rock by Tolexander: 2:52pm On May 02, 2017
The picture looks like that of a Reggae star and an R&B star!
Sports › Re: Fed Govt To Invite Heavyweight Champion Anthony Joshua – Lai Mohammed by Tolexander: 2:45pm On May 02, 2017
Good!

After he was rejected by one of the subjects in 2012, he is now invited to the dinning table by the king in 2017.
Education › Re: What Is Esther Okade Doing With PhD, A 13-Year-Old? - Tolu Ogunlesi (Photo) by Tolexander:
Tolu Ogunlesi who took to Twitter to disclose how he feels about Esther Okade's celebration on Black to Live, said that he sees nothing worth celebrating there, and further asked what a 13-year-old will be doing with a PhD.
Tolu Ogunlesi could have waited to see what the girl will do with the PhD before that moronic question and imagination.

So far Ogunlesi was preparing for a primary 6 living certificate at that age 13 isn't a reason to downplay what a 13year old will do with an earned PhD certificate.
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Wishing The President Dead, He Will Not Die- Olumba by Tolexander: 10:15am On May 02, 2017
“When we said at the onset of the administration that those who stole Nigeria’s money will return all, many did not believe us,” he said.
So Olumba is trying to make no sense trying to tell us all stolen money have been retrieved.

Most of our religious leaders are not helping our situation at all.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Son In Adorable New Photos by Tolexander: 9:47am On May 02, 2017
cool!
Where is the baby's father?
Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Celebrates His 31st Birthday Today by Tolexander: 8:09am On May 02, 2017
Happy birthday to Kaita!

The guy that represented Nigeria well in the karate part of the football match between Nigeria and Greece in South Africa 2010.
Sports › Re: Picture Of Julius Aghahowa As A Businessman & Part-time Model by Tolexander: 11:04am On May 01, 2017
Luizkid:
so while he was still in the Police he represented Nigeria @U20 level? Pls was he doing his secondary school in the police force??
He was already a police officer before featuring for the Nigerian U 21 side.

1999-1982 = 17years.

He was already a police officer at 17.
Celebrities › Re: Two Nights After Sunderland Was Relegated, Dj Cuppys Tweet Concerning Anthony by Tolexander: 10:27am On May 01, 2017
DJ cuppy, shey you fit last 11 rounds?
The knock out is real o!
Sports › Re: Picture Of Julius Aghahowa As A Businessman & Part-time Model by Tolexander: 9:59am On May 01, 2017
Nicho118:
this guy quick stop football sha
ah!

Julius Efosa Aghahowa no quick leave football o.

He don dey Nigerian police force before he went to represent Nigeria in the u20 football tournament, Nigeria '99.

You know what that means?
Sports › Re: Nigerians Blast Ghanaian Man Who Said Anthony Joshua Is From Ghana by Tolexander: 9:26am On May 01, 2017
sunshineV:
what is this one saying now
Don't worry about that.
it takes more than having only the olfactory lobe to understand.
Sports › Re: Nigerians Blast Ghanaian Man Who Said Anthony Joshua Is From Ghana by Tolexander: 9:19am On May 01, 2017
ichommy:
Hey Brother Been a while.
Welcome Back wink
brotherly cheesy
Ya, really been a while.
How you dey jare
Sports › Re: Nigerians Blast Ghanaian Man Who Said Anthony Joshua Is From Ghana by Tolexander: 11:18pm On Apr 30, 2017
dominique:
Trust naija people, Yaw ko yam ni grin
They should stick to their bleaching boxer jor
or make dem go face dem Mario Balotelli
Sports › Re: Nigerians Blast Ghanaian Man Who Said Anthony Joshua Is From Ghana by Tolexander:
Ghanian self like good things!

Imagine the shiit oozing out of the guys mouth. His anal cavity needs sending his oral cavity to the grave for highjacking its physiological and anatomical function.

I wonder why Nigerians still take these Charlies serious.

Ghana is vectorially small to engage us in anything!
Politics › Re: NAF To Start Oxygen Production by Tolexander: 7:52pm On Apr 30, 2017
I don't want their oxygen!

Cos they won't produce the oxygen for free and increasing the tariff on oxygen consumption anyhow.

I still prefer the free of charge oxygen produced by the autotrophs.

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