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lalasticlala, Dominique, Seun, Mynd44 take this thread to the promise land

Only God can save us!

If anything happens, the media will inflate the real numbers of casualties While the government will reduce the real figure.

Instead make dem go protest make their state governors give them social and basic amenities. Dem go dey protest against someone who has turned Aso Rock to him inheritance.

Two people have died following the partial collapse of a two-storey building under construction in Lekki, Lagos. Work had been ongoing on the site located at NICON Town Estate, off Admiralty Way, Lekki, when the building fell, trapping workers beneath the debris.

RIP!

They haven't finished building the house, e don dey collapse. The house should be demolished and the finished houses in the estate should be tested for material standard.

O ga o!

sexybbstar:
How dare u abuse the town of my alma mater

lol, no be abuse. Or don't you know "dodo Ikire"?

Probably the queen is from Ikire. Cos there isn't any difference in color between the fried plantain and "dodo Ikire".

Not so spectacular like I thought and imagined.

robosky02:
Its a big blow for Nigeria because our top most reliable goalkeepers are out injured

Carl Ikeme and now Vincent Enyeama.....


we must declare a state of emergency to fish out a top Nigerian born keeper just any where in the world

Then we look inward to give our local league goalkeeper the chance to showcase themselves. Though many of them do perform well in the "green and white". Introducing them to international tournament may develop them. Typical example is Vincent Enyeama when he was in Enyimba FC then.

speed recovery bro!
Though your club isn't performing well this season.

azpekuliar:
Shut up please! Joshua went on to win Olympic Gold! The end should have justified the means. We did not come back from the 2012 Olympics with a single medal! Joshua (and Nigeria) must have been at the receiving end of the "Quota system" yet again.

mfm04622:
He did represented Britain at the 2012 Olympics and won gold. So the coach was wrong

Philistine:
Justified? Do u know Anthony Joshua went on to win the Olympic gold in boxing that same year? And None of the boxers that represented Nigeria in boxing won a medal!

So he went to the Olympic straight away without British Boxing Board of Control working on him and training him up technically and physically using their facilities and coaches?

You wanna tell if the other nigerian boxers had the opportunity to use the British facilities like Joshua had used, they wouldn't perform better in the tournament?

Moreover, each coach knows what he wants in his boxers and Anthony Joshua probably didn't possess them then.

Lawal didn't attend the meeting probably because he doesn't know who the precidency is!

The handler of the EFCC Twitter handle has lost it.

He isn't meant to be involved in this!

He's been found interesting by the way he handles the activity on Twitter by Nigerians singing his praises, the song is now getting to his head making him to cross his boundary.

The coach could be justified if Joshua King was not good enough to represent Nigeria for the event.

Where Nigerian Boxing Federation isn't justified or got things wrong is not keeping tab on the guy concerning his development

Presidency of confusion!

Homeboiy:
Him no get backup there

he gat!
You wan steal am?

RIP!

What kills him may not even be connected with xenophobia but his dirty deal.

Marotzke:
so those are Omenka monikers? Okay. There are basic deductions one can make from a cursory glance on post history.
(1) Omenka or Omenkanevadie is a muslim.
(2) Omenka has a very high working knowledge of Benue state. If he is not a Benue Man,he must have been brought up there or resided there for long.
(3) Omenka is from Idoma or Igede stock or borrows heavily from their culture.
(4) unlike other trolls like Sarrki,Tolexander,mayor of fools,Omenka is a resident. Ie Omenka is an internet insurgent who started with the opposition but now in government.
Omenka has basic security training and is working for a security outfit.
Unlike those who draw commissions per post,Omenka and Mazi Ngene are Full time employees and confirmed social media consultants/ Thugs ,depending on which side of the divide that you belong to.

what is this one blabbering?

Orisirisi!

Everyone is just saying whatever he feels like, claiming it was from God.

To start with, How did the pastor know that the recommended sex style by God is the "missionary style"?

It was never mentioned in the Bible if there was bed, mat, sofa et al in the garden of Eden where Adam and Eve were practising the " missionary style".
But there were spaces and trees. Probably the styles they were practising are "standing", " touch your toes", "hold the tree".
Missionary style is not very possible on trees.

Moreover, Adam and Eve could have watched any of the animals mating and copied their styles. It was obvious The animals were having sex before Eve was created for Adam. Most animals enter from the back, similar to "doggy style".
below is a thread showing animals mating.

https://www.nairaland.com/3203842/mating-style-animals

The best style Adam and Eve could have practised is in the picture below since the animal has similar morphological look to man.

nero2face:
u're just so insensitive, na ur type their wife dey take clean Nash... afonja

boy, what is insensitivity in that?

excerpt the part where the Olori was referring to the incidence that occurred between the two monarchs of get your silly arse outta here!

nero2face:
[s]See what westernization has caused us, imagine de Queen interfering in a matter like this, she even posted on Instagram, #endtimequeen...Ur Husband had not said a word and u're already causing more tension..[/s].

What has westernization caused?

From the Queen's Instagram post, is there anything/anywhere suggesting her referring to the incidence ie, Ooni and Oba of Lagos Saga?

Queen Wuraola was eulogizing her husband, Ooni Ogunwusi, which is normal and can be done at anytime.

This queen is so smart to deliver her massage without calling name out. I love that!

Dominicah:
the guy who went out to ask her out should know what he wants from her

mtcheeew!

dukie25:
Of the 3 above, who is happier now?

APC has been hijacked from Tinubu and Buhari is presently indisposed. Anyone against Goodluck always meet their Waterloo.

Dey there dey deceive yourself!

Obasanjo was against Jonathan. Has he met his waterloo?

Jonathan claimed Jega disappointed him. Has Jega met his waterloo?

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Chieftain claimed that a former principal Secretary to Jonathan, ex-National Chairman of the party, Adamu Muazu and Attahiru Jega, former Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, betrayed Jonathan.

Na lie!

The three evil genius that made Goodluck Jonathan loss the 2015 election are;

Mohammadu Buhari, If Buhari did not contest, Goodluck Jonathan being the runner up would be the first.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu, masterminding the coalition of the opposition forces to wrestle power from the incumbent president. and

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, because everyone is the cause of one's misfortune.

Dominicah:
Love is important in a relationship, however, availability of finance makes the love wax stronger. A man should be able to buy gifts constantly for his girl friend, take her out on dates, send her cash once in a while, transfer airtime to her phone even when she does not ask, these acts keeps the love alive. Take it or leave it, women are moved by such acts, that's why you see a women say a man is caring once he can meet her needs.

This thread isn't about broke men, when you are broke as a man, its not your fault, but try to share the little you have with your girl, if you don't you are stingy and a stingy man does not deserve a woman. He should go for prostitutes and call girls, leave decent girls alone.

Some mumu boys will call a girl who requires financial support a gold digger, that is wrong. The man is the giver in a relationship, while the woman is the receiver. guys, use your heads and start meeting up with your responsibilities.

For the ladies, its not wise spending on a guy, he will just finish your money and move on, don't be desperate.

A word is enough for the wise.

what is now the responsibility of the ladies in a relationship or better put, what do ladies have to offer in a relationship in return to the guys financial spending?

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Chieftain claimed that a former principal Secretary to Jonathan, ex-National Chairman of the party, Adamu Muazu and Attahiru Jega, former Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, betrayed Jonathan.

Na lie!

The three evil genius that made Goodluck Jonathan loss the 2015 election are;

Mohammadu Buhari, If Buhari did not contest, Goodluck Jonathan being the runner up would be the first.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu, masterminding the coalition of the opposition forces to wrestle power from the incumbent president. and

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, because everyone is the cause of one's misfortune.

Silly rat!

Shey na the American english wey e dey speak na e good?

He could have said the Nigerian english accent is different from American accent he speaks not that one English accent is not good. Cos both are not the real english accent.

I have nothing to say now since I don't know which part of the precidency said this!

If I make any comment on it and another part of the precidency comes out to counter this release, I may need to modify and clear my post.

And it will just be as if the presidency "are' playing me like ping pong (table tennis)!

I have nothing to say now since I don't know which part of the precidency said this!

If I make any comment on it and another part of the precidency comes out to counter this release, I may need to modify and clear my post.

And it will just be as if the presidency "are' playing me like ping pong (table tennis)!

He blamed it all on former United States President Barack Obama, ex-British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Francois Hollande for aiding President Muhammadu Buhari’s victory

Imagine accusing the two bolded Presidents (Obama and Hollande) above, who could not produce a card carrying member of their parties as successors!
Something must be wrong with any president (Jonathan) accusing them of masterminding his defeat at the poll.

Jonathan must have felt Nigeria is an exclave of US like Alaska or dependency of US like Puerto Rico. Because the way he mentions US begs to think towards that line;
'If You Steal $20bn Today, America Will Know'-- Jonathan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Xv9olIjI4#watch_actions

This is an arrant nonsense from Oba Akinlolu Ridwan.

On a normal day, Ooni was not meant to have gone to greet him base on our protocol.
I guess Ooni went to greet Akinlolu base on the fact that he went to greet a nigerian first class King (Obi) and felt it would not be wise not greeting another King (an Oba) seated beside Obi.

Well, Ooni had said he is not in any supremacy battle with anyone.

“His style of fighting corruption is different from mine and since most Nigerians apparently prefer his style, it is okay. There are steps you take that will help in retrieving ill-gotten wealth and punish offenders while restoring confidence in the system. But there are also things you can do to damage the system.”

Sir!

If you had regarded "common stealing" as part of corruption and not a mere act, dealing with it ruthlessly by any means you would have chosen, Nigerians would prefer your style and take your fight against corruption serious.

On the 2015 poll, Jonathan said: “I felt really betrayed by the result coming from some northern states. Perhaps for ethnic purposes, even security agents colluded with the opposition to come up with spurious results against me. You saw the way the Inspector General of Police, a man I appointed, suddenly turned himself into the ADC to Buhari immediately after the election.”

If Jonathan had said the bolded before about the outcome of 2011 election, I would really take his words serious.
Though I'm not disappointed with what GEJ said anyway. Because the difference between this and what Mohammadu Buhari felt after loosing the 2011 election was similar.

So particular about the state they'd lost claiming there were malpractices and forgetting to talk about the possibility of malpractices in the state they'd won.

To start with, your lecturers are human being. Hence, the need to be friendly or make friends with them.

Don't make friends with people base on what you need from them, cos most times reasons for making friends are not often realized, this may call for frustration eventually. Many lecturers in my alma mater "may never" do the favour of giving you good grades if you are their friend. But I assure you, you will likely not fail their courses.

There are more reasons to be friendly with ones lecturers in school than expecting good grades from them;
1. These lecturers have the power to do and undo. There was a time a friend overslept and didn't come for his test, having read over the night. He already had a rapport with the lecturer and the lecturer decided to overlook the test and grade the students exam over 100.
I had the privilege of rewriting an exam in a secluded place the following semester after my lecturer had marked my answer script and I didn't have the grade he expected me to have. If I was not one of the lecturer's boys, I wouldn't enjoy that privilege.

2. There are sometimes when there will be problem(s) with one's academic activity like missing script, department wahala, missing elective course, having problem with one of the lecturers in the department, The lecturers you are friendly with (mostly part adviser) "can" be of help in these situations.

3. Sometimes, one needs these lecturers recommendation to achieve some things like scholarship, post graduate admission, professional exams and some registration. Not having a rapport with these lecturers may make it so difficult and herculean to get their recommendation.

A female student should however be very careful relating with the male lecturers