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Lovely!

Please OP, tag the children so as not to get confused who their mothers are!

HtwoOw:
I read this thing 2 times and it still makes no sense

you get time dey read Musiwa's post?

Oh, you seem to be naive of Ademusiwa here

She came into jss1 while I Was already done with my final SSCE more like A family friend,but nothing and I mean nothing becuse the gap was just much.
Phase 2
In 2012 we met again in my younger sisters wedding which happen to be her friend and school mate.she was in 100L while I was almost done with my NYSC.

You don dey eye the chic from "kekere" abi?

why is she always in 1 after you are almost done with your everything having SC?

Hmm!

I love the chemistry of the couple!

Please what Deeper Life Church assembly is the wedding taking place?

Abeg you both in the name of your best food, don't try to show her church pastor these prewedding pictures o. Cos the pastor will sanction her for being touched by the opposite sex before being wedded!

Ayodeleseyi65:
We Talking Recession This Man Is Talking About Sport Development. Mtcheew
Anywayr, Well done Girls

sport development can end recession!

Khd95:
I no say she go carry bele for the film....nollywood sev

what do you expect from a lady selling both plant and human oranges?

mindtricks:
They are all same of same. Where've you been bro, been a long time?

lol bro,

I've always been around o!

Hmm!

"Ti iya nla ba gbeni sanle, kekere na a tun gori eni" (If one is tied down by a giant, dwarf comes sits on one to play).

Before the Ondo's election, Tinubu's support, appeared to be very influential and inevitable to the party's success in any election.

Now that the Ondo's election has gone, APC winning the election without his support and working for another party's candidate, the Party sees Tinubu not as not being a demigod and influential as be appeared to be.

''Most of Shehu Sani's criticisms are immature and senseless. But, you know, you have the right to be stupid. You have the right to be wise, you have the right to be sensible, it is a constitutional right,'' El-Rufai said.

well,

Stupidity is an intrinsic gift/value, but one should not misuse it.

Same goes for El Rufai!

Chisos!

Pretty soldier!

If this soldier slaps me, it won't be painful. Of course, her slap will be like caressing my cheek!

When questioned on twitter by a journalist who wanted to confirm the rumors humors that he intends on suing the Imo State Government, Basketmouth asserted that they would be hearing from him soon.

Fixed!

Everybody wanna groove
They grove, they groove
As far as E-money dey pay play
Dey play, dey play
Skiibii o pop champagne oh ah ah

“I wish I had all my children from one woman because it is a good thing and it makes you connect easily with your children. For example, I have to go to Abuja, Lagos and
America to visit my children. Imagine if all my children were from one woman. However, I have no regrets because it has been ordained, people are just complaining but God has already ordained that these things would happen,” he said.

The way we talk about God in Nigeria calls for our brain passing through razor for examination!

AriGBESEsola won't pay the salary and pension, he is an animal!

He prefers to share the fund with his cohort in Lagos!

“Some of them were from Niger, Cameroon, Chad, Mali and Senegal. Fulanis are in 14 African countries and they traverse this country with the cattle.“So many of these people were killed, cattle lost and they organised themselves and came back to revenge.

“We took certain steps. We got a group of people that were going round trying to trace some of these people in Cameroon, Niger republic and so on to tell them that there is a new governor who is Fulani like them and has no problem paying compensations for lives lost and he is begging them to stop killing.“In most of the communities, once that appeal was made to them, they said they have forgiven

El Rufai is very stupid, if he has made this statement!
SMH!

In short, he is trying to say external forces (foreigners) from the neighboring countries invaded a sovereign Nigeria?

And he is so clueless to compensate the these foreigners to stop killing his people.

I'm forced to ask the question if we are still in the 18th century!

There are one or two that asked for monetary compensation. [b]They said they have forgiven the death of human beings, but want compensation for cattle>/b]. We said no problem, and we paid some. As recently as two weeks ago, the team went to Niger republic to attend one Fulani gathering that they hold every year with a message from me.

cattle has more value than human now!

I wonder what all Abia state Governors have been doing to promote the production here.
If the governments were serious, Abia should be talking about her GDP in trillion Naira now!

It is high time the producers started branding their products and stopped the Aididas, Nicke, Tomberland, Looise Vuitton, Mack and Spender et al we see around!

ikp120:
Don't worry my brothers. Hard work pays, but softwork seems to dey pay pass

...ahn Nigerians look at how we made it..
We dey turn up on a daily
it’s our work oh
ahn yea soft work
yea it’s our work oh
ahn yea soft work
ahn yea it’s our work oh

Na who Toke wan decieve?

Na today we don dey download?

The only things wey no dey the file are the cover page, acknowledgement and page list. We no need them!

I don't want Real Madrid winning alone, but CR7 scoring a re-poker or poker and LM10 scoring nothing!

Another thing I noticed on the picture;

The President is holding the green part which doesn't need much concentration as much as the white part of the flag.

Moral: The President needs to concentrate more on the part of governance that will benefit the citizen.

HtwoOw:
Washing Nigeria clean through fight against corruption


It's making sense how I wish PDP didn't use color green on thier flag /emblem it's a disgrace to what Nigerian flag stands for

How about cleaning Nigeria, removing the stain caused by PDP and rinsing with Dirty water of APC?

That is what seems to be happening

The picture looks more like a detergent advert/promo!

AllTheWayUp:
Cone head afonja

swerve!

I've got no candy here!

AllTheWayUp:



Castrated monkey e pain u well

mtcheww!

Pikin sha!!!

Of the over dozen Presidential appointments, Ondo state born Nigerian businessman Bayo Ogunlesi an Oxford and Harvard graduate who is the CEO and Founder of multibillion dollar company Global Infrastructure Partners made the list. He is also the only black man in the Advisory Committee whose father was the first Professor of Medicine in Nigeria. According to Bloomberg he is worth an estimated $900 million dollars.

why didn't our President see this kinda nigerian?

Oh, it is all about party in Nigeria!

AllTheWayUp:
Zombie oya recieve Sense

As if this pig understands what sense is!

AllTheWayUp:
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I fear for Sanusi's freedom


Buhari will soon order DSS and EFCC to clamp down on Emir Sanusi for speaking the obvious truth.[/size]

Now, Sanusi is saying the obvious truth!

Then, when he was shouting about the unremitted tens of billion dollars by NNPC as the CBN Governor, during Jonathan's administration, he was saying the obvious lie!

Nigerians and double standard!

He was called ‘Ara-awo Ara-awa’ in Yorubaland because he had a ferocious left foot that his shots would always score as goalkeepers were too scared to attempt to stop them. It was alleged that one of his shots almost pierced through a goalie’s stomach who died as a result.

i remember this "fabu", "remember your left leg".

He played a penalty against his brother after they both had a bet that.

When Balogun wanted to play the penalty, his wife told him to remember his left leg. Balogun shot with his left leg and pierced through the goalkeeper's (his brother) belly and died!

Aiye le o, ibosi o
Aiye dorikodo, ko ye mi mo
Ibi a ba maa gba o ko ye mi o!

If the pastor had known the groom had a gun with him, he would have said;

"if anyone doesn't want this couple to be together, speak now [color=crimson]and[/color] or forever hold your peace".

Cos na Rest in Peace o after o!

Name checkers will be disappointed on seeing the name!