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Properties › Re: As A Teenage Landlord I Get Intimidated By My Tenants What Do I Do? by Tolexander: 11:06pm On Nov 16, 2016
deparagon:
I try as much as I can to be good and this man is trying as much as he can to take advantage of me, what do i do? Change or continue being good and get trampled upon?

I happen to be a very young landlord by circumstance ie i inherited a property from my late dad let me hold it here.
Now there is this man i rented a one bedroom apartment to, and being that i'm young maybe he thinks i don't know the value of money he chooses to pay it in instalment, imagine him paying 1yr rent of 80k in a period of 5mounts, now the problem is i was adviced to hand over the property to a lawyer, the man has been intimidating me as to why i had to do such a thing.
Pls ur candid opinion.
You are free to handover whatever belongs to you to anybody you believe can handle it well for you. He has no right to intimidate your right!
Politics › Re: Innoson Motors Presents Military SUV To Chief Of Army Staff. by Tolexander: 10:48pm On Nov 16, 2016
LoveDecay:
If you like yourself mr chief of staff dont step foot into that tin foil.

What kind of test have been carried out on that machine.
ogbunigwe test!
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander: 9:53pm On Nov 16, 2016
peace92:
u won't understand my dear.. U lack d brain to do so
thank God you know how hard it is for human beings to comprehend the thinking of your species whose abode is on tree branches.
Sports › Re: Enyimba Player Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Pitch (Photos) by Tolexander: 9:44pm On Nov 16, 2016
Jetjacky:
What's with all this marriage spill of recent. Does it mean everyone want to marry in case they die in this recession? sad angry

#happy engaging life.... Though. Wish una well
can someone explain what calls for this man's frustration?
Celebrities › Re: Singer Simi Stylishly Begs Davido For A Shoe on Twitter by Tolexander:
GudluckIBB:
When now invite her to come collect the shoes, it will now be the other room things.

Badt guy!
rich guys don't do that!
Airforce1:
Davido is a very nice guy..

I've been privileged to meet him couple of times honestly I was wowed.
Well, Davido is well known to have time meeting the less privileged in the society!
Celebrities › Re: Why I Have 18 Children – Veteran Yoruba Actor, Adebayo Salami “oga Bello” by Tolexander: 5:19pm On Nov 16, 2016
See him between the children the children like a football coach between his players(both 1st eleven and substitutes)
Celebrities › Re: Why I Have 18 Children – Veteran Yoruba Actor, Adebayo Salami “oga Bello” by Tolexander: 5:15pm On Nov 16, 2016
You have 18 children; will you encourage the younger ones to have such figure?

I will not. The fact that I have many children is by destiny, because I did not plan for it. It happened when stardom came and there was nothing I could do.
Which destiny?

So Oga Bello meant "knacking woman" is his destiny
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Ex-abia Governor, Orji Kalu Joins APC by Tolexander: 5:01pm On Nov 16, 2016
Hmmmm!

He joined to be secured and free from all financial crime, suit, prosecution and investigation!

Joining APC automatically turns one a saint!
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Kneeling Down To Greet Atiku Abubakar (Throwback Photo) by Tolexander: 11:39am On Nov 16, 2016
Reason why I don't take these buffoons serious anytime they come out to wash their dirty linen!
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander: 10:49am On Nov 16, 2016
peace92:
u feel u were wise to correct him but u d one dat needs d wisdom.. U and everyone that likes ur comment.. U didn't read d story well and u started saying trash.. Mtchww
what is this macaque saying?
Education › Re: 5 Deadliest Wars In Human History With A Death Toll Of Over 2 Million by Tolexander: 9:56am On Nov 16, 2016
Following!
Politics › Re: Photo Of Ojukwu At Presidential Campaign In 2007 by Tolexander:
Penaldo:
I saw this rare picture of Ojukwu from Palmchat. The Great Ikemba would have made a great President. Why didn't Nigeria and his kinsmen vote for him?
What had he successfully lead?

Home, war or politics?

Home?
Problem and rift between him, his children(Sylvester Dede, the first born and the rest) and wives

War?
Cross dressed and fled to Abidjan after leading his people to war!

Politics?
No particular election (Senatorial and Presidential) won!
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander: 7:14pm On Nov 15, 2016
ijustdey:
thanks.... did read it carefully......

at least they did mentioned were the offence was committed which should have helped my judgement
**cheers bro** grin
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander: 6:34pm On Nov 15, 2016
ijustdey:
I hope this answers to you curiosity



the Concubine died after intense sex in the bush......
An Ado-Ekiti Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday ordered the remand of a security man, Oluwatuyi Alake, 45, for murder and [color=crimson]allegedly dumping the body of his concubine[/color] who died after intense sex in the bush.
So where did he dump the body if the sex was had in the bush?
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander: 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2016
Ginaz:
How can sex kill someone
Go and try out a sexual exercise with a man on "Doro webo", "baby oku", " monkey tail", "la liga" et al.
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Intense Sex With Her Boyfriend In Ekiti by Tolexander:
ijustdey:
how normal human go dey have sex for inside bush.....


abi bush don turn to bedroom and comfort zone
I now understand why King Solomon asked for Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding!

The content you quoted said the man had sex with the deceased and later dumped her body in the bush, not had sex in the bush!
Politics › Re: Allow Prayer Warriors Cleanse White House Before Moving In – IPOB Writes Trump by Tolexander: 2:22pm On Nov 15, 2016
We the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra want to advise American President-elect , Donald Trump to first bring powerful men of God to cleanse the White House before parking in if he wants to succeed and make sure his government brings back the face of God Almighty to America again.
hmmm

Catholicism which the Biafrans believe is the route to the God, the Americans believe is evil.

What an irony!
Politics › Re: 33 States Can’t Pay Salaries – BudgIT by Tolexander: 8:29am On Nov 15, 2016
Yet, the state Governors of these states recieve full and constant salary and allowances!
Sports › Re: Is This True? Black Stars Better Than Super Eagles? by Tolexander: 7:24am On Nov 15, 2016
Nigeria has missed the last two editions of the Nations Cup, after they won the 2013 edition in South Africa. The last time the Black Stars won it was 1963.
“I think I was not yet born the last time we won the Nations Cup, but still we are better than Nigeria as far as football is concerned,” Essien told the BBC.
the first time the black stars won, not the last time!
Romance › Re: Words And Statements Nairaland Members Will Recognize by Tolexander: 9:14pm On Nov 14, 2016
slimthugchimee:
most nairalanders will recognize this words and statements that is being used allover nairaland

1: FTC (first to comment)-this statement is used by nairalanders who after many days of trying finally became the first person to comment on a post on nairaland, you will probably see a post on front page with a comment like 'ftc i dedicate this ftc too............

2: PICTURE OR IDONBILIVIT-This is a statement made mostly when someone post a thread claiming that something happened but without picture evidence, nairalanders will be like 'wey picture

3:Flat1nos and Af0njas- if you view any tribal thread, you will certainly see were two guys are fighting calling eachother 'flats and afonj' thou this two words are censored by nairaland but it is still rampant

4:x and x are like- this statement is made mostly when you want to bring two things together, it will be like'lai mohammed and lies are like' it is mostly completed with the zuma picture

5:NCAN this is also related to number 3. They call themselves the NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND, they mostly come to check names to know which trube did which

6:upandan this word was invented in nairaland meaning up and down, if you move around nairaland you will probably see this word being used

7:Cc l........... frontpage[/b]if you check well in mostly every thread you will see this Cc lala frontpage, they are just calling on the nairaland mod or a normal nairalander e.g Cc slimthug

oya add your own grin grin

Cc lalasticlala
the OP seems to be new here!

Where are
[b]"Price of garri"
and
"End time things"?
Romance › Re: Admit It! We Have All Done This Before (photo) by Tolexander: 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2016
Readwarn:
E pain you that much?....sorry I hurt your feelings.
stupidity neither hurts nor pains but amuses!
Education › Re: Have You Ever Done This? (photo) by Tolexander: 8:41pm On Nov 13, 2016
AfroMighty:
Its obvious you are not a Nigerian or you didn't attend primary or secondary school in Nigeria
See this one!

What I did as a nigerian pupil, I'm so sure you didn't do the 1/3.
Crime › Re: RSS Arrests Man Who Uses Nude Pictures Of Female Victims To Blackmail Them by Tolexander: 5:11pm On Nov 13, 2016
The profile picture on my Facebook account is that of a guy based in London, and so as part of my introductions to ladies, I tell them that, I am a Construction Engineer as well as that my parents and I am living Europe…
nothing trips our Nigerian ladies more than this!
Education › Re: Have You Ever Done This? (photo) by Tolexander: 6:53am On Nov 13, 2016
Mediator97:
First question, are you a NIGERIAN?
Second question, have you ever attended any public school before?
1. This is not a Nigerian thingy but children's thingy. And any child can chose to do whatever pleases it.

2. What is the difference between Nigerian private and public schools?
So private school pupils go to school with their mouth padlocked?

If I had done it before, heaven knows I would confess and give the detailed analysis of how it was done.
Politics › Re: Mikel Obi Presents Akpabio With A Super Eagles Jersey by Tolexander: 6:47am On Nov 13, 2016
47xxx:
the best thing that happened to Nigerian football is the acquisition of a foreign coach. A german for that matter. [s]Not all these indegenous ones using us to play.[/s]
Are the NFF subjecting the indigenous coach to the same treatment given to their foreign counterparts?
Education › Re: Have You Ever Done This? (photo) by Tolexander: 6:36am On Nov 13, 2016
I didn't do this when I was young at all!
Literature › Re: ‘Your Problem Is Ignorance': Soyinka Hits Back At Internet Trolls by Tolexander: 9:29pm On Nov 12, 2016
SLIDEwaxie:
Nattering nitwits = IPOBs

grin grin grin

To Natter means, to talk without purpose, to nag

grin grin

Una don overstep una boundaries
won ti hoo bo

Won ti tee ro

Won ti gbaa ya
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Sports › Re: True Owner Of MMM Has Being Reviewed by Tolexander: 9:24pm On Nov 12, 2016
habby51:
Due to some speculation that MMM is own by a convict from Russia are part of the reason why the National Assembly want it t be scrap/block. But after today's match, the real owner was knowned.

Nigeria 3 - 1 Algeria
GOALS BY
Moses, Mikel, Moses (MMM)

Who say MMM no good?

The owner is Abramovich.


If not for MMM where I for dey nowhuh?
God punish anyone wey won block it.
lol!
grin grin grin
Make the mod move this to the joke section jare
Romance › Re: Admit It! We Have All Done This Before (photo) by Tolexander: 9:17pm On Nov 12, 2016
Readwarn:
Why the Story bro??
The answer to your question is in hell!
Go and locate it!
Romance › Re: Admit It! We Have All Done This Before (photo) by Tolexander: 9:15pm On Nov 12, 2016
Ok
Romance › Re: Admit It! We Have All Done This Before (photo) by Tolexander:
xynerise:
grin grin.
I don't just know why we did this then. Still trying to figure out grin
Cc: Lalasticlala
lol!

My Three main reasons then but most time the second reason below;

1. If i didn't submit the assignment or classwork on time stipulated by the teacher, so that the teacher would not detect I just submitted.

2. The classmate i copied had just submitted and I wanted to submit my book immediately after his, i would do that to let my book be far from the guy's book i copied so that the teacher would not know we copied ourselves.

3. I was not sure I answered the classwork/assignment right, my book being the first to be marked would be a disaster
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Adaeze Yobo Shows Off Her Baby Bump In Gym Workout Photos by Tolexander: 7:40am On Nov 12, 2016
exlinkleads:
Well Adaeze Yobo, wife of former super eagles captain Joseph Yobo is expecting a baby and she is not relenting in her work out routines. Hmmm, Yobo is dey do kere wa with this girl...lol Take am easy oooo guy
pregnant woman dey take selfie, you talk sey she dey work out.

what is the working out in taking selfie?

Oh, holding phone resembles carrying dumbbell?

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