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Politics › Re: Challenges: I Prayed To Be President, I Can’t Complain – Buhari by Tolexander:
TonyeBarcanista:
Who would he complain to again? We can't wait for 2019 to kick this man out and permanently retire him to Daura.
I would have taken you so serious but your "Saka" can still port before then!
Sports › Re: Marco Kwiotek Arrested For Conceding 43 Goals In A Match by Tolexander: 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2016
biggie73:
...if the keeper is that bad,he would have been substituted while the goal was 3. Since the keeper was left to concede 43 goals,that implies he is the best. For your info, the coach is still yarning for his early return.
huhhuhhuh
Sports › Re: Marco Kwiotek Arrested For Conceding 43 Goals In A Match by Tolexander: 4:40pm On Sep 23, 2016
midolian:
He has a lot to tell the police officers..

Even if the defeated side had 11 cripples, the result shouldn't be this woeful
I believe all the players and managers of the two teams should be arrested and not only the goal keeper!

What were the defenders and midfielders watching when the opponent were scoring 35 first half goals (a goal every 1.2mins), aren't they meant to shield the keeper?

Why didn't the manager substitute the goalkeeper after the numerous first half goals?

There was an agreement between the two teams to fix the match. Period!
Health › Re: If You Have These 2 Holes On The Back You Are Really Special! Here Is What It Sa by Tolexander: 10:05am On Sep 23, 2016
Buttocks' dimples?

Ewo tun ni Toro idi?

Ereke lemi mo ti toro ma n wa o!
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Bimbo Akintola's Outfit To '93days' Movie Viewing In Lagos by Tolexander: 10:00am On Sep 23, 2016
Bobbi Bimbo Akintola
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua's Arrival In Peru! by Tolexander: 9:55am On Sep 23, 2016
Many Christians in Nigeria do not regard this Man of God, but well celebrated outside our shores.

Well, Reinhard Bonnke isn't really held in high esteem in Germany as he is held in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: In Jigawa, Flood Kills 18, Destroys 6,637 Houses by Tolexander: 8:48am On Sep 23, 2016
HtwoOw:
Dabullit told me about you, I guess he is right, if you are too stewpyd to understand my comments and any jokes therein, don't quote me, I don't take trash from egoats, that said for your own sake don't let me devote my time and resources into frustrating you even more


If it's any help search the meaning and application of satire in sentences Ode oshi
talked about me?
oh, I think I'm becoming a celeb here cool

You can always bring on your time and devote it here on thrash, I will be right here waiting!

Acerebral being!
Politics › Re: In Jigawa, Flood Kills 18, Destroys 6,637 Houses by Tolexander: 5:14am On Sep 23, 2016
HtwoOw:
If you were sensible, you'd see I was being satirical

Under my previous comment was a hidden sentence mocking Lere Olayinka Fayose's closest pal and his error on calculating Aisha Buhari's age


But then bad Belle kee yasef
What meaningful and sensible satire can be expected and posted by a dumb fellow!

Swerve jare!
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actress Joke Silver Bags Huge Endorsement Deal by Tolexander: 7:50pm On Sep 22, 2016
[/b]The multiple award winning actress was recently unveiled as the brand ambassador of AIICO Pension Managers Limited (APML)[/b], a licensed Pension Fund Administrator (PFA) operating in Nigeria and a subsidiary of AIICO Insurance Plc, that recently marked its 10th anniversary.
Pension Fund Administrator makes Nollywood pensioner, Joke Silver a brand ambassador.
Crime › Re: Video Of Two Unclad Abuja Men Who Shook Hands & Attacked A Car by Tolexander: 9:53pm On Sep 21, 2016
Weed action activated!
Politics › Re: In Jigawa, Flood Kills 18, Destroys 6,637 Houses by Tolexander: 5:40am On Sep 21, 2016
aminho:
oga app ruled for 4 years Saminu turaki decamped to pdp
APP ruled for the first four years. APP changed its name to ANPP and ruled for another very close to 4years (Saminu Turaki made alliance with PDP in December 2006)

APC = ACN + ANPP + CPC
Business › Re: Guinness Reports First Annual Loss In 30 Years by Tolexander: 5:13am On Sep 21, 2016
EternalTruths:
All thanks to a particular part of the South who voted in an incompetent President to out of hatred for the SE/SS people.

I hope when Guinness starts sacking them to remain profitable, they won't wail.
When the part of the South voted for the same man in 2011, it was also out of hatred for the SS?
Politics › Re: In Jigawa, Flood Kills 18, Destroys 6,637 Houses by Tolexander: 5:06am On Sep 21, 2016
HtwoOw:
8+9=17

Thanks grin


[size=0pt]Lere Olayinka Fayose PDP calculation[/size]
so 8+9 is what?

1999-2016 is how many years?

Well, na zombie dey talk!
Politics › Re: Umuahia Residents Rush To Scoop Kerosene From Felled Tanker (Photos) by Tolexander: 2:56am On Sep 21, 2016
Flexygist:
A Kerosine tanker fell off the road at Umuohia on Tuesday, September 20. Instead of residents to scamper for safety, they rushed for buckets and gallons to start scooping kerosene. The fact that people no longer care about safety give mechills.


More photos below;
safety?

If dem no scoop the kerosene, won't they still die of hunger when there is no fuel to cook?

Scooping the kerosene is another safety measure in this time of recession!
Politics › Re: Savage: Nigerians Trailer Jam Buhari On Twitter by Tolexander: 2:24am On Sep 21, 2016
Doesn't make sense wishing an outgoing political office holder a "happy retirement", He isn't a civil servant for goodness sake.

So far he is very near to the end of his tenure as the POTUS (an elective office) means he can't seek any elective post again or engage in other functions after office?

The man handling PMB's Twitter handle na wa o!
Politics › Re: In Jigawa, Flood Kills 18, Destroys 6,637 Houses by Tolexander: 2:21am On Sep 21, 2016
HtwoOw:
16 years of improper planning, looting and embezzlement


That's the least we should expect


Rip to the dead
The last time I checked, PDP ruled Jigawa for just 8years since 1999. Who is responsible for the remaining over 9years civilian rule in the state?
TV/Movies › Re: Obama Referred To As Chris Ngige By NTA (Photo) by Tolexander: 2:04am On Sep 21, 2016
DeKen:
Am I the only person who notices that Employment is also wrongly spelt as Eployment
the writer was right, he didn't wrongly spell it. He knew what he was saying.

Ngige is actually the minister of Eployment and not Employment.
Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Shares Adorable Pics Of Her And Her Daughter In Amsterdam by Tolexander: 1:48am On Sep 21, 2016
Ugobxt:
Those pics where taken when she went on Honeymoon with her [color=crimson]husband[/color] in Amsterdam. [color=crimson]Her daughter[/color] looks gorgeous.
Na which kind honeymoon be this again?
Celebrities › Re: Coloured Hair: Olamide Vs His Son, Batife (Pictured) by Tolexander: 1:37am On Sep 21, 2016
Olamide son don eat noodles sotey noodles dey germinate for him head! shocked
Celebrities › Re: Otedola's Daughter Dj Cuppy Show Off Her Lovely Grandma In New Photo by Tolexander: 1:29am On Sep 21, 2016
Lovely pics!

DJ Cuppy take ear lobe resemble her granny!
Education › Re: What Position Do You Normally Take In Class During Your Primary/secondary Sch Da by Tolexander: 1:20am On Sep 21, 2016
All I can recollect is that I no dey carry last. I go sha promote!
Education › Re: What Position Do You Normally Take In Class During Your Primary/secondary Sch Da by Tolexander: 1:17am On Sep 21, 2016
modelmike7:
1st. 1st. 1st.
you must be as brilliant as my father.

He was so brilliant that he never came second, He was always coming first. I didn't see any of his report card. He only told me that after going through my end of the term report card.
Crime › Re: Elderly Man Molesting A Girl In A Bush Caught - Photos by Tolexander: 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
too bad!

This man needs being castrated as an only punishment.

The innocent girl looks like she isn't moved(probably enjoyed it).
Travel › Re: Bonny Island: Most Beautiful Island In Nigeria (Photos) by Tolexander: 8:36pm On Sep 19, 2016
Bonny is so beautiful!

I wish we could annex that island just sitting down there outside Nigeria, Malabo (Equatorial Guinea capital).
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by Tolexander: 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
floragregs:
see you! Keep judging happiness via pictures.
so via what should I celebrate a family far from my geographical existence?

Trust Pokolee, she would have voiced out long ago if she wasn't enjoying the marriage. See how she celebrates her son monthly and the way she exalts her husband time to time on social media. What evidence of happiness does one need again?
Politics › Re: Whoelse Got This Text Message From PHCN After A Power Outage? by Tolexander: 8:01pm On Sep 19, 2016
Demigods666:
Ikeja Electric? That sounds kinda lame.
ya, not lame.
Ikeja Electric PLC

http://www.ikejaelectric.com
Celebrities › Re: Singer Simi Plays Piano With Darey Art Alade (pics, Video) by Tolexander: 7:52pm On Sep 19, 2016
Dare, please make sure the piano u are playing is the one on the desk, not the piano on Simisola's body o.
Politics › Re: Anti-graft War: Stop Celebrating Criminals, Ribadu Advises Nigerians- SR by Tolexander: 7:41pm On Sep 19, 2016
Ribadu, who gave the advice at the 2016 conference of the Nigerian Institute of Management in Abuja on Monday, also said that security votes should be abolished.
The security vote should be abolished. The state Governors are just using it for their own enrichment, since no one ask what it is used for.

Osun State Governor makes this security vote the first thing he withdraws from the state allocation without penning his siggy. Only God knows what he does with it.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Buys An Iphone 7 For Her (Photos) by Tolexander: 7:33pm On Sep 19, 2016
Life can be funny!

This same lady every one saw to be wayward and never seen to look like she is going to have a happy home. See how she has been made happy daily in her home by her "King Kong"!
Politics › Re: 10 Power Plants Shut, 1,041MW Lost by Tolexander: 10:07am On Sep 19, 2016
Are militants(Avengers) still "actively" in action exploding the gas pipelines?
Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode, His Wife, Precious & Son, Aragon In New Lovely Photos by Tolexander:
Flexygist:
Former Aviation Minsiter Femi Fani-Kayode, his wife Precious Chikwendu and their son Aragon in an adorable selfie.

Aragon also met with his great-grandparents for the first time. They actually came all the way to Abuja to visit their grandson.
OP, Why are you complicating things for yourself?

Aragon's Great-grandparents visiting their grandson. Seems you don't know what you are saying is Fani-Kayode's grandparents came to visit Fani-Kayode in Abuja.

If Remi Fani-Kayode(FFK's father) is still alive, won't he be older than the man in that picture, let alone his father?
Celebrities › Re: Angel Christopher: Guys Stare At Me When I'm Passing by Tolexander: 4:41am On Sep 19, 2016
ahnie:
These actresses are the same.....

They have nothing sensible to offer than
Body,curves,bumbum,breast,bleached knuckles.

Intellectual discuss...Zero raised to power zero.

Brain......4% literally dead!
Good character....voicemail
Bunch of xpired weavons.
on the bolded. Zero raised to power zero is 1.

Hope you know that 1 is a perfect rating for intellectual discuss cos a discuss can be of no intellectual, half, quarter et al intellectual or whole intellectual. 0 - 1 rating.

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