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olayinka807:
Never seen anything like it before! Would you wear this?


Source - http://www.gisthit.com/2016/07/would-you-rock-toyin-lawanis-denim.html


lalasticlala , missby , ijebabe

I can wear it for rag day costume only!

mhisbliss:
i meant its not a fully grown python

I know!

But as it is, it has reached puberty stage.

mhisbliss:
Its still a baby python

no oh, this isn't a baby Python.

This Python is a teenager, going by the sapentine calendar.

“Two of us decided in the bush that we will sell the head to scientists and make money,’’ he said.

imagine these fools!

What kind of scientist buy human anatomical part?

D'Tiger is one of the few naija teams representing at the Olympic to look forward to!

I believe Bryant Voigt will deliver in the basketball what Berti Vogt could not deliver in our football.

attackgat:
And what is his professional responsibility? Flag snatching?

the "professional" responsibility is to put an end to every nuisance being created!

Discman swag
Pallito swag

psucc:
And if one was careful to look deeper, the police must be an igbo man.

and does that mean he should not perform his "professional" responsibility?

2019 things!

Orji Uzor-Kalu definitely believes a stitch in time saves nine.

This Abdusalam Abubakar man doesn't even need a costume again to start appearing in the middle of December in our primary schools as Santa Claus.

ojietu:
You are correct my brother.

thanks bro

disloman:
Efiwe!That's why I dey always gbadun u.no dey disappoint.

"Efiwe" for where? Lol
I be olodo o. Na u be ma boss, na you sabi pass o

There is no mistake in that!

"11 officers killed, 4 dead".

It means 11 officers were killed and 4 other people of unknown identity also died in that incidence. 15 people(11 + 4) died/killed all together!

Pro-Biafran potesters MASSOB/BIM contended that even if Nigerians wake up tomorrow morning and discover that the military has toppled the present democratic government in place, the movement would not mind because the MASSOB/BIM leader, Chief Ralph Uwazuruike had actually wanted to start the current agitations in 1997 during the Abacha military regime but one thing or the other shifted it to 1999 during Obasanjo’s regime

He could have started then during Abacha's regime if he was confidently sincere. Nwazurike's grave will be the reference to his name.

He could have acted Ken Saro Wiwa and see the action of that devil in Abaca!

DrtroubleM:
Do you know lemmy isa?

bro, Lemi Isa has nothing to do with this though he used to be Eaglet goalkeeper in the late 80s.

vizkiz:
woah...That is so "ayefelestic"

Do you know Dosu Joseph?

vizkiz:
Na ayefele be goal keeper abi? No wonder 9ja no dey reach finals

what if he was the goal keeper before he "ayefeled"?

vizkiz:
lol...see yourself

what?

You think a goal keeper can't be like that?

vizkiz:
Which one of them Is the goal keeper

the one sitting!

Well, 1998 was a long time. Foetus then can now access the cyber world perfectly and type.

The house which is a secret and closely monitored project, is expected to be launched later this July. According to the source, the house will be occupied by Mrs Alakija and her husband.

so nice seeing this woman hasn't only built a house but also a home.

Nowadays, you see a young lady after getting a house of some million naira, she feels she has arrived and doesn't need a home.

A house is not a home

Thank God you came out to refute the news.

The rumour, if it truly came from you, would have warrant the call for you being stripped off the SAN title.

Seems like nothing substantial will come out of the truce!

Deadlock is the outcome!

The designer ,stylist and entrepreneur looked fabulous and fierce in her self designed denim agbada..

Thank God this woman is the the one designing bullet proof wear. So na ripped bullet proof she go dey design.

Asokoro2:
Okay. But not all your examples sir.

yes o!

Like not believing in condom and having babies of just a single paternal entity but heterogeneous maternal entities.

ayindejimmy:
Right back at ya!


#Nolovelost
#checkmymoniker

anything like reward for that?

ayindejimmy:
Wow!
That's perfect, now go to Opo Oranmiyan and take a selfie with it for confirmation you're actually in Osun.
Otherwise....

lame words!

ayindejimmy:
And what gives you the audacity to assume I'm oblige to massage your bloated ego?

If you so badly want a conviction, why not get up on your ass and go to the nearest senior secondary school in Osun.

Do I look like I'm here to run errands for ipods?

young man, stop the zombie act!

I'm in Osun, so what have you to say?

Dodo bayana looks fit!

Seeing Yinka Ayefele and Peter Rufai dey make me remember Dosu Joseph

ayindejimmy:
Just because it's not in any other state doesn't mean it can't be in Osun.

A simple Google would have enlightened you on it

young man, stop being clever by half.

Snap the Opon Imos that were given to your relations and upload them for us to see. It is so simple!

investnow2013:
Lalasticlala!!! Please people want to see this goodnews!!!

what is the title of this movie?

Keketu:
please how can i punish a snorer that doesnt let his partner sleep due to her loud cow sound snore?. i feel like hitting her with a stick

if I was in your shoes, I would put off my boxer or pant and dip it in her mouth! Why should she be disturbing me with the snore?

The difference between the two in the picture is that the man in uniform probably had finished with his wrap when the picture was taken!

ayindejimmy:
I'm from Iwo in the state of Osun. The education tablet was given to students in upper secondary and I have relations back home who use it.

Over to you

you can snap and show us the pictures naw!