₦airaland Forum

Probably you farted at the eatry!

Pandorabox:
Nairaland will change it to something else.

Nairaland does censor the word. Same with the guy!

The guy censored the word!

klassykute:
he tink say na US e dey .. na slap go clean e brain for am

police don frustrate the life of that guy tire before he could go to this extent.

Slapping him will be a caress to him, thinking about how much suffering he has undergone.

Pandorabox:
He can't even spell "fucck"

and you've spelt the word correctly?

ladyF:
If only there were jobs for the youths, they won't spend their time chasing people upandan...

you didn't really get it right!

Nigerians(even all humans) are just naturally like that. They tend to be "sympathetically" united when they have a common emotion to an issue. They would not mind leaving whatever they are doing at that moment, no matter how serious it is to deliver.

Many of the mobs could be traders or artisans busy at that moment but they all had a common feeling the Officer had done wrong and have to make him serve the punishment.

Their chasing the man was not as a result of being idle.

I could have said my President (Buhari), but it was more of a stunt and the scene created just to give material to the social media and newspapers.

Obama had it better cos he acted it more like a free man. No security guard and had people around him.

Zoharariel:
http://www.wapku.mobi/download/91913182/immortal-technique-the-4th.html

"The 4th Branch by Immortal Technique”

[Talking]
The new age is upon us
And yet the past refuses to rest in its shallow grave
For those who hide behind the false image of the son of man shall stand before God!!!
It has begun
The beginning of the end
Yeah..Yeah... yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
The voice of racism preaching the gospel is devilish
A fake church called the prophet Muhammad a terrorist
Forgetting God is not a religion, but a spiritual bond
And Jesus is the most quoted prophet in the Qu'ran
They bombed innocent people, tryin' to murder Saddam
When you gave him those chemical weapons to go to war with Iran
This is the information that they hold back from Peter Jennings
Cause Condoleeza Rice is just a new age Sally Hemmings
I break it down with critical language and spiritual anguish
The Judas I hang with, the guilt of betraying Christ
You murdered and stole his religion, and painting him white
Translated in psychologically tainted philosophy
Conservative political right wing, ideology
Glued together sloppily, the blasphemy of a nation
Got my back to the wall, cause I'm facin' assassination
Guantanamo Bay, federal incarceration
How could this be, the land of the free, home of the brave?
Indigenous holocaust, and the home of the slaves
Corporate America, dancin' offbeat to the rhythm
You really think this country, never sponsored terrorism?
Human rights violations, we continue the saga
El Savador and the contras in Nicaragua
And on top of that, you still wanna take me to prison
Just cause I won't trade humanity for patriotism

[Hook]
It's like MK-ULTRA, controlling your brain
Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change
They wanna rearrange the whole point of view of the ghetto
The fourth branch of the government, want us to settle
A bandana full of glittering, generality
Fighting for freedom and fighting terror, but what's reality?
Read about the history of the place that we live in
And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

[Verse 2]
Flow like the blood of Abraham through the Jews and the Arabs
Broken apart like a woman's heart, abused in a marriage
The brink of holy war, bottled up, like a miscarriage
Embedded correspondents don't tell the source of the tension
And they refuse to even mention, European intervention
Or the massacres in Jenin, the innocent screams
U.S. manufactured missles, and M-16's
Weapon contracts and corrupted American dreams
Media censorship, blocking out the video screens
A continent of oil kingdoms, bought for a bargain
Democracy is just a word, when the people are starvin'
The average citizen, made to be, blind to the reason
A desert full of genocide, where the bodies are freezin'
And the world doesn't believe that you fightin' for freedom
Cause you bleeped the Middle East, and gave birth to a demon
It's open season with the CIA, bugging my crib
Trapped in a ghetto region like a Palestinian kid
Where nobody gives a Bleep whether you die or you live
I'm tryin' to give the truth, and I know the price is my life
But when I'm gone they'll sing a song about Immortal Technique
Who beheaded the President, and the princes and sheiks
You don't give a Bleep about us, I can see through your facade
Like a fallen angel standing in the presence of God
Bitch niggaz scared of the truth, when it looks at you hard

[Hook]
It's like MK-ULTRA, controlling your brain
Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change
They wanna rearrange the whole point of view in the ghetto
The fourth branch of the government, want us to settle
A bandana full of glittering, generality
Fighting for freedom and fighting terror, but what's reality?
Martial law is coming soon to the hood, to kill you
While you hanging your flag out your project window

[Talking]
Yeah..
The fourth branch of the government AKA the media
Seems to now have a retirement plan for ex-military officials
As if their opinion was at all unbiased
A machine shouldn't speak for men
So shut the Bleep up you mindless drone!
And you know it's serious
When these same media outfits are spending millions of dollars on a PR campaign
To try to convince you they're fair and balanced
When they're some of the most ignorant, and racist people
Giving that type of mentality a safe haven
We act like we share in the spoils of war that they do
We die in wars, we don't get the contracts to make money off 'em afterwards!
We don't get weapons contracts, nigga!
We don't get cheap labor for our companies, nigga!
We are cheap labor, nigga!
Turn off the news and read, nigga!
Read... read... read...

I love this lyrics. I'm gonna download ASAP.

Thank you!

cirmuell:
What kinda trash is this? Is it by force to post on a topic or do you get paid for it? Just curious.

kill yourself!

erico2k2:
It's an invention .every invention where made of materials from existing discovery

which material did she put together to make the chain. We all know chain is a metallic material that conducts electricity.

According to Mr Emeka he got angry because examination is going on and he already paid the 5,500 Naira school fee but yet they still sent his daughter home for not paying just a 200 naira speech and price fee.

why won't the man attack the school?
What is the meaning of speech and price fee?


It seems the man already knew the daughter can not speak English language fluently and she can never win any prize in the exam, what is the essence of paying the fees. Why wouldn't he vex and attack the school?

Bicycle advocate!

Dope!

May Ihenacho be the most outstanding next season as he stands taller than them all in the picture!

It will be good having Kelechi in our Olympic squad but if his club is not interested in releasing him, let him stay with his club. If he has, problem with his club, Nigeria will do nothing to help him.

That is not a roasted corn

Mercy Johnson ate the corn like she was blowing harmonica(mouth organ) While Nwokoye ate like a fowl pecked the corn.

engrkaz:
the melanin didn't stop him from helping David Alabama excel na...

Alaba plays for Austria

HRH, Late Sir, Adesoji Adeyemi, the Ooni of Ife in 1931 mentioned the Okun people among the twenty six kingdoms founded by the sons of Oduduwa. In ile Ife, the Genesis of Yoruba race (1985), Chief E.A. Fabunmi stated that an Ife man, the older of the two brothers founded Kabba, which is a contraction of Oke Aba.

Adesoji Aderemi

foladara777:
Dat statement besides being baseless and uncalled for is insensitive.. What abt d oda black players that made it under guardiola?? Boateng, Alaba, Coman... And remember he bought Alex Song too

Boateng,Alaba and Alaba play for which country? Not European?

How many 90mins had Alex Song under him?

I love these Icelanders, they value themselves. The leaders are so good and love the people.

Their former president stepped down amidst pressure on the appearance of his name on the Panama paper. That will never happen here.

The man was taking an afternoon nap when his little daughter was crying. The cry woke him up and he asked after his wife and the wife was not in the house. He blamed the Nanny for leaving the daughter. So, he brought out two guns (long and short), aimed at the Nanny and fired her. As she managed to step out from the house but, she fell down as a result of amount of blood she was bleeding. The man came down to plead with her and decided to take her to the hospital. He then, quickly called one of the Community leader and told him what happened, the leader called the CP. Now, from all indications, the narrative is changing, the man is going round telling people that he was servicing his gun and the there was accidental discharge which shot at his maid. To cover up this issue, the Lawyer said Jamilu made offer to bribe his maid and the Community leader. THE WOMAN IS LYING HELPLESS IN THE HOSPITAL IN KADUNA.

this story seems to lack the elements of reality!

Two bullets at those two deadly parts at close range and the lady could manage to step out and still respond to plea?

CAPSLOCKED:
YOUR SIGNATURE ACCURATE 100%.

really?
Thanks bro!

ogochukwu247:
Lagos State Governor Akinwunmi Ambode was pictured today doing some pitch side analysis of the Lagos derby between NPFL sides MFM F.C and Ikorodu United. Mountain of Fire Ministries thrashed Ikorodu United 3-1.

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/07/photos-governor-ambode-attends-nfl.html

cc lalasticlala

Local Derby of the debutantes!

Not really expecting something different from the outcome of the match cos MFM is performing better than Ikorodu Utd. I pray Ikorodu Utd excapes being relegated cos they are adrift the table, Giwa FC being disqualified.

Nice thing done by the state Governor. Some of these our leaders will prefer to travel to Europe to watch the live matches there without any attention to our leagues. Ironically, many of these local clubs are sponsored and financed by the state government.

Dreal11247:
Necessity is the mother of invention.

This isn't invention but discovery because the chain has been existing, he only discovered it can be used for something else apart from the connection of wheels.

His mind is at rest now, nothing dey pursue him!

Shey na Ikpeazu go get the time to do this?

This is serious!

shortgun:
why is APC trying to destroy democracy in this country?
How can INEC issue two certificates to two different candidates of one political party in one election?
Why is all these happening now that Abia state have a working Governor?
Why is The Daura nincompoop hell bent to cause problems in the SE and South south?

I don't even know why the Daura man told the working Governor, Ikpeazu to present that forged tax clearance from Aba before the election!

diana158:
After a carefull study for some months now, i came to the conclusion that these states are always in the news either for good or bad reasons
Note: Any state can be in the news depending on the time, or happenings there.
1. LAGOS
2. EKITI
3. DELTA
4. ANAMBRA
5. RIVERS
This is my own list u can come up with yours lets compare, or you may agree with my list.

Osun State no 1

God is great!

Allah Akbar!

The felis family(Lion, cheetah, cat, tiger) all exhibit the same sex style.

Please Pep!

Don't treat our boy(Kelechi Ihenacho) like you treated Samuel Eto'o, Yaya Toure and Saidu Keita cos of the very abundant melanin in his skin. Please help him to excel like Lionel Messi

divineappo:
THIS NEWS IS FALSE, everyone pls, check the link after the false article, it's fabricated. Am not a fan of any Nigerian politician, not even Tinubu, but I just want to state the fact that, the OP is an idiot, it's evil to intentionally spread false info about someone. I believe in constructive criticism, not destructive criticism.

you could have checked the link yourself before the rant!

You just succeeded embarrassing yourself!

I even thought someone said "praise the Lord"
and he responded, demonstrating Hallelujah!

The Lagos State Police Command, however, said no deaths were recorded from the stampede. Each gift pack was said to have included a package of rice, salt, noodles and sugar, as well as a sum of N1,500 contained in an envelope, which were given to each person.

The police command will never be truthful since it is BAT!

Assuming it was someone from the opposition, they would exaggerate the figures of death from the stampede!

Could this be love?