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ichommy:Aghahowa |
ritababe:No, Like Monkey and banana! |
After being banned from UK, he would definitely feel disappointed, not knowing the disappointed is a blessing in disguise! |
Explorers:You forgot the man on standby to tune the fluorescent bulb antenna when there is no clear signal received by the antenna! |
I remember this Sharp color TV! We did watch like this anytime Super Eagles was having match then. If one preferred sitting to watch the match, one would come with chair from home. Only one TV can serve a whole street. Thank God for viewing centers now. |
Dr Omololu Olunloyo should not have gone to the church alone, he should have bundled his daughter, Kemi Olunloyo to the church to see Pastor Adeboye for deliverance. |
Imagine the state of the road, exactly like a land already prepared for cultivating rice in the South West. |
tobimillar: |
I am not ashamed to be gay, [b]I regret not knowing better before I got married to a woman in 1991, thank God I was divorced by 1994.[b] There are many millions of stories only if we pay attention.It seems the Pastor could not perform the masculine sexual activity with his pen¡s. Probably that is the reason his wife divorced him. He seems to have taken solace in sodomy to enjoy sex, hence the reason why he feels he wasn't born to be straight. |
Even Jesus Christ while he was preaching the gospel to the multitude gave out food(loaves and fishes) when he discovered they were hungry. "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds out of the mouth of God" - Matt 4:4Bread(food) + the Word of God gives life. When you give the Word of God to the needy, endeavor to give them food or money for food. |
The truth is, Igbo guys are domineering, and they have the tendency to be violent. They have this crude mentality of women being totally submissive to a man, the slave-like submission and I hate it. |
Bluetooth2:baba, u still dey here? E don tey wey I feel u last for here o! |
A statement by the Director of Media and Public Affairs, Ooni’s Palace, Mr. Moses Olafare, which was posted on the Facebook page of the palace on Saturday, said state chairman of the party, during the visit to the Ooni, apologised on behalf of the detained ex-governor who had not visited the king since he was crowned seven months ago.lol The same Ooni many of the PDP members in Ile Ife do not recognise and regard is the same being they decided running to for salvation. Typical of human anyway, recognizes the existence of God when in problem. |
Well, na money things! |
Hmmm! This was when he submitted his original certificate to the Nigerian Army! |
Missbizy:na CCTV capture am! ![]() |
Hmmmmmmmmm She was taking a selfie for Christ! The "pictorial" evidence she's going to present in heaven that she indeed praised God. |
Why crying? Make she reciprocate in the same vein and bombard them with the pictures of her own pjusy also! |
thaikun15:Tithe is the 10% of your earning! When you were being paid your salary when you were working, for a faithful tither, you only deducted the tithe based on the calculation on the money you earned only. You didn't calculate based on Total amount of the salary (ie the amount earned + the amount being deducted for pension) If you had paid your tithe using the latter calculation, 10% of the salary earned + amount kept for pension), then you may not pay Tithe again cos you had already done that. |
fulanimafia:The first aiders are the ones snapping the man when they are meant to give first aid treatment or help him to the nearest hospital. ![]() |
Oh, na all of them be the Tayo Sobola? |
So unfortunate Ekiti State has been turned to state of commedians by Fayose and his cohort! |
naijaking1:wetin do metal? The metallic pot we go take cook the whale? |
naijaking1:****yinmu**** heat from cooker is enough to sterilize and make the whale free from all toxins. When ebola dey, we still dey chop bush meat(salt in water was the antidote). Lassa fever didn't even stop us from eating rat. We ate bush meat and rats, we no die. Shey na whale wey Mammy Water pursue commot for ocean go con kill us. |
Ezedon:that is not hunger but love! The dog didn't see the billy as not its and not belonging to its specie(tribe) but decided to leave the billy to take a little from its abundance(milk) to live and survive. The billy was so comfortable sucking the dog's breast(one can observe it raising one hind leg) without fear of been bitten by the dog. That is love |
bluejeff:William Bryant voigt |
My name is Hafsat Mohammed .Boko Haram Terrorists came to our town .. They killed my brothers and sisters . I now live here at the camp and go to school. I am in primary 2. When I close my eyes I imagine a tomorrow Where I'm a doctor and I'm helping other people. May God be with you and help u to live up to the dream girl |
Nigerians are weird! |
Good analyses backed up with nice pictures! |
Basildvalour:thought I was the only one seeing the well skinned head of the groom. Well skinned and hairless like a plastic doll pjussy |
The Warders are more corrupt than the police officers we see everyday! The headache before I left was that every week, cells were made to contribute N1,300 which they use to purchase diesel for generator. The generator was bought by an ex-inmate who was released two months ago. “He gave them money to buy diesel for a year but unknown to the donor, we were being extorted.The prison alumnus really tried for the prison donating generator and money for diesel for a whole year. If other powerful prison alumni like Obasanjo, Bode George et al could emulate this man, our prisons would have been better than this. |
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