₦airaland Forum

Thanks to our Politicians!

Instead of funding Nigerian universities, they prefer splashing the funds on their "private" luxury!
Instead of appointing the university administrators on merit, they prefer appointing base on nepotism, cronyism and party affiliation.

Upon all, they will still send their wards to the top universities in this list

Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the joystick on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners’ cell phone that the other has been cheating.

Trust human beings, they will always find a way to bypass it.

Why not implanting the chip in the anus and mouth also to inform the partner the anal and MouthAction being performed by the spouse.

Both mother and daughter are unclad because they are of equal brain.

I'm afraid the baby's brain while growing up may be rendered redundant by the mother whose brain has refused to outgrow babyhood.

madenigga:
They wud always find a way to locate there brothers and sisters.
Government of the north.
make una come chop oil money mk we see now ediots.

Did you read where it was written that Rotimi Amechi recommended her?

Adeoba10:
Animal suffering of dystocia (difficulties in labour) are relief through operation. Below are the pix... Check the mode of restraining the animal, the environment and how healthy the dam was after operation. This is what most of our University Prof cant do. Lets encourage more practical to theory. Enough of La'cram La'pour.




Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala, Pavore9, FarmTech

the environment is no clean enough. The cow should have been taken to theatre for the CS to be sure of infection-free environment.

Nice work!

It said the Fund was established at its National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting on July 9, 2014 “mobilise critical funding that will enable
Christians respond to the threats and challenges posed by the global Islamist movement.”

lol

Funding for Crusade

Nigeria Christians are organising their own crusade!

Onyeama stated this on Monday at a pre-AU session news briefing in Abuja.

He said that the occasion would afford Nigeria the opportunity to showcase the successes recorded by the current administration.

Administrative success isn't something concealable and can't be perceived by everyone, most especially this time when the world is a global village.

If this administration has really recorded any success, it is not necessary the VP showcases it to the Union members, the successes would have spoken for themselves before even showcasing them. Only if one wants to showcase propaganda.

The continent can see we have "technically" won the war against Boko Haram, was it any of the administrators that showcased it to them?
No, because there is a very drastic reduction in the menace perpetrated by boko haram in Nigeria which is obvious to all.

Let successes speak for themselves if they truly exist.

DAVIYJONESS:
ladies and gentlemen my name is daviyjones I am the man of list ,I created a thread last week about some things I believed are true but people said I was trying to defame Iamkingzlee I received many messages to apologise.

here it is :

iamkingzlee I apologise, but let me tell you why I created that thread ,awon weyrey group has been producing mr nairaland winner and runner up for many years example twaci , tomfrench, naijaboiy and now lanicky . last year you contested you are not strong like this because you are not in awon weyrey group.


please forgive me and goodluck , if you win and fynestboi did not please don't be a mr nairaland for the money and fame only but contribute to nairaland , we only notice you when mr nairaland is trending , you don't post or create thread but started doing it after you entered mr nairaland.

good luck again I wish you well

who are the awon werey group self?

Lol!

This one go steal him wife wear ni o!

mamabomboy:
Just 70 billion naira. And 30 is from MTN. So without MTN, it would have been 40. Buhari is a *******

What is this nonsense you've just posted?

Well, that is one of the consequences of free 10mb for #100 airtime loaded.

What is that black patch I'm seeing on her left chest?

Dapromzy333:
The protesting Obafemi Awolowo University
workers have gone spiritual on their
management, as various entry and exit points
at the Senate have been barred with fetish
item.
Collision of the Non-Academic Staff Union
of Universities NASU and Senior Staff
Association of Nigerian Universities SSANU
have barricaded all possible entry into the
University Senate with fetish item ‘ebo
kanka ‘.
This is in response to the alleged possible
secret inauguration of Professor Salami, as
the new Vice Chancellor, our
correspondent learnt.
According to the NASU Chairman Comrade
Adewole Odewunmi, until the Federal
government appoint an acting VC, no entry
into the Senate would be allowed.

http://solutionclass.com/forum2_theme_112829683.xhtml?tema=19

This was done 3weeks ago, when Omole was retiring.

MAYOWAAK:
Theresa Mary May is the presumptive successor to David Cameron as Leader of the Conservative Party and is expected to replace him as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on July 13th 2016, becoming the second woman prime minister since Margaret Thatcher.

ya, David Cameron is offering his resignation on Wednesday to the Queen as he as promised he will do after BREXIT.

Kayode Fayemi seems to have understood his people and know what they want.

Stomach infrastructure!

Sugarcious:
Its called STANDING OVATION

where and why is the ovation standing?

Thank God I belong to none!

Why do all these guys hold the mic with one hand and pack their balls with the other hand as if the balls are going to fall why singing on stage?

Despite formerly being married twice, it did not stop the 75-year-old ex Santos star from wedding Marcia Cibele Aoki - his 50-year-old girlfriend of six years.

happy married life!

Your marriage shall be of blessing. You shall see your children and children's children up to the 4th generation.

In Nigeria, when we hear of anything mechanics, our average mentality attributed to it is strength, effort and power. Men are believed to have these attributes cos of the muscular make up while women have relatively little power.
They believe the strength in women cannot be enough to carry out mechanical work in the field. Hence, the reason why they feel women should not be found there.

In a "kazeem" mentality, a woman has a natural anatomical barrier that won't let them work underneath a car to repair the car.

whizbae01:
Please you guys why is it always surprising when a girl says she's going for mechanical engineering.People starts asking different kinds of questions like who forced u to go for that course,why are u going for that course.
Is it bad for a girl that loves physics and maths to follow her dreams.
Why does this surprise you?

you should have created the thread in education section instead of romance section. Don't worry, the mod will relocate it.

TrapQueen77:
Aaahh mmmm... But now u must be an avid user of those things ehn?

not really

TrapQueen77:
U know all these stuffs ehn u must be selling it in ur compound like a pharmacy

no, they don't sell them in my neighborhood o.

Na street sisters and brothers dey take advantage of my naivity when I was very young, would send me to buy 2 of them(postinor 2 and condom). When I was more mature, out of "nostalgic" curiousity, I had to make an inquiry on their usage and got the information on their usage.

Oyiboman69:
the pikin big pass am.

na every father dey pray make him pikin big pass am.

Osita Iheme will have to make extra prayers on that.

TrapQueen77:
I want it soooo bad but I wanted a good genes as well .

oh, a good gene?

Mine is a good gene free of gin covered by a Jean.

TrapQueen77:
all I can see are babies here and there, when can I have mine ooo

you can always have it anytime!

All you need is just saying no to Condom, postinor 2, RU486 and co¡tus interruptus. Trust me, this Osita Iheme's baby will just be 9months and few days older than yours.

“If my wife tells me that this will happen, it will happen. If she tells me not to fight any battle, I don’t, and if she tells to go on, I do,” he said.

“She told me that nothing would come out of the present battle they are waging against me, and I strongly believe that because it is all about envy.”

just like she said she had a dream you would not finish your term in the first tenure and you beat her.

If na MMA be this, i would have said probably dem remote am from one village in Edo make she dey come ASAP and na wetin she wear be that when she got the message.

It's all about CR7 and Messi again!

Both are football summary for now

FlawlesRebirth02:
.don't come close oooo.•••

or I should not cum close?

joseph1832:
Whoa. Glad I'm not the only one. But mine already have enough grand kids.

mine has none, you are surely safe bro

Na lie!

It seems the French players were taught that separately in training, they are so perfect doing it and hardly get being booked for it.

Exactly how Matuidi did to our own Onazi at the world cup.