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Akintola felt the Yoruba people of the West were losing their pre-eminent position in business, university and administration in Nigeria to the Igbo people of the East simply because the Igbo-controlled NCNC had joined the government and the AG had not. He also opposed the party's decision to adopt democratic socialism as its ideology, preferring a more conservative stance.

And some of them do come here daily to disturb us, telling us they are not a slave to the northerners and had/have never gained anything from the alliance.

Gidoka:
Foreal Bro, "What rock ur boat, can sink someone else's Ship"

and Time factor always has a role to play!

Dclique:
We are lucky in Africa that such natural disasters don't happen.

what natural disaster doesn't happen in Africa?
Flooding or what?

Uninterrupted rainfall has caused a football stadium to flood so much the goalposts are under water and it now looks like nothing more than a giant swimming pool.

Make dem kuku raise the goal posts or drain the water a little for the goal posts to emerge and turn the football pitch into Water Polo pitch!

disloman:
Bro!You don dey kolo walahi.

shey I lie ni?

Gentle lady suppose don turn gentle woman naw!

But this never stopped them from stealing and legalizing corruption in Nigeria

The man plotted his being kidnapped jare!

A group known as the South East Association of Igbo Ladies, SEAIL, have stated that the senator representing Anambra North Senatorial District, Stella Oduah, has no female housemaid.

Na male housemaid she get before?

The Divisional Police Officer (DPO) for Ajali in Orumba North Local Government Area (LGA), Anambra State, in an attempt to arrest members of a notorious gang terrorizing Nanka Community, had one of his ears chopped off and was disrobed.

ear chopped off in an attempt to arrest a gang!

The guy among the gang that chopped off the ear must be Simeon Peter by name. Cos the last time something similar happened, it was Simeon Peter that carried out the act. John 18:10

Father dey controversial with money
Son dey controversial with sex

Lotta controversy in their gene!

Olajumoke, thank your star you photobombed while hawking bread at that time and not this time of war against hawking!

If na naw you hawked that bread, na inside prison go be your destiny instead of modelling because Ambode's men would have arrested you.

Another Ese Walter-like experience on the way by one of the crew!

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Ogun de!

Werey ja wo Nairaland!

What about visiting "Babalawo" (Herbalist) to collect spiritual kajal, mascara, shadow, pencil and powder for eyes and facial application to attract men?

Waoh!

I now understand why Ooni married this Olori. They both have the same vision.

Ooni and his Olori bringing new things into or traditional value and making us know the position of 21st kingship has gone beyond staying in the palace without impacting any life.

Please declare friday too and let's just have the whole of this week for holiday!

Here in Abba, we haven't gone to work this month.

Ojo Madueke + Eid el fitri

Seems like Mrs Dolapo Osinbajo took a selfie with the phone ane showed it to her husband:

Dolapo: hubby see this selfie
VP: babe, cool! you still retain your beauty
Dolapo: Hun Hun, issey lieee (***romantically looking at his face)

Love grows with age most especially when the couple have almost what they need.

Vendoor:
Me too, I fly first class from Agege to Ikeja all the time

I never knew there is first class "molue"!

Zenith Bank again!!!

Another kneeling down news loading......

Hmmmm!

Instead of raining water, it was raining blocks!

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Orijin's younger brother!

Fila rubber sandal!

I loved it because of the rubber band we did use the sandal to play that time.
That fila sandal could stick to the wall and then packed all the rubber bands out of the circle.
I was a millionaire in rubber band then.

This is a costume not pregnancy!

Moreover, what is Patrice Evra doing in that second picture?

A pensioner, who came for a verification exercise by the Cross River State Government at Yakuur Local Government Area secretariat, Yakuur, in the state, collapsed at the venue out of exhaustion, and was rushed back home, while several retirees and pensioners alleged ill-treatment by officials.

The officials have forgotten they will one day be like them!

Sorry man!

joseph1832:
I still do. What's up?

I'm cool
I don dey expect ur response tey tey

joseph1832:
Dastudent. Funny, I now use Nairaland more than him.

bro haw far?
Don't you use the email address again?

ruggedboy01:
don't mind the guy, seems he's new here

Lol

Funny seeing these constitutional and unconstitutional words in the news!

Aren't they meant to be saying biblical and unbiblical?

Consequently, the Judge ordered Arogundade to return all money received as emoluments and allowances, during his one-year stay as a member of the House, to the purse of the Ekiti State House of Assembly.

This is the most lovely part of the news.

All Politicians that dubiously got to the post should be made to return the cash and material benefits received after their election was declared invalid.

randomme:
Look well before jumping into conclusion, the colour and address clearly shows that the sign post is not the Nigerian police signpost.

Kenya cos of the Nairobi address.

You are right.
A bottle of Orijin zero for u