₦airaland Forum

simpledoty:
Fellow nairalanders,
Please, I need help.

I used to be a play boy, doing it for fun not knowing the consequences of my actions.

I have had countless heart broken, over 500 ladies. Promised and failed and disappointed many women although I never promised anyone marriage but always tricked them with a lovely relationship.

Now everything in my life seems backwards. Some girls have threatened to curse me in the past.

Now no money to even buy soap unlike before where I make over 700k monthly.

How can I set myself free and move forward in life?

No curse is on you.

You are the one holding yourself back with your curse imagination and mentality.

Have you had more carnal knowledge of female more than the world celebrities? How come the celebrities like Davido, whiz kid and Tu Baba are still waxing strong and no curse on them?

Anago55:
. I am fine. anyway welcome back

Thanks bro

Anago55:
. Guy how far. longest time

I hope you have repented from bigotry

I’m cool.
You?

Bigotry?
I’m never a bigot.
Perhaps you mistook me for someone else

What is the expiry date for this relationship?

When is the woman going the way of her predecessor?

9ice is notorious for for having marriage decay constant.
His marriage Half life can be calculated using 0.693/K.
Where K is the decay constant of the marriage.

What else does Buhari wants to tell Zulum than to stop him from criticizing the Nigerian Army and dialogue with Boko Haram like his counterparts in Katsina and Zamfara are doing to Bandits.

Buhari enjoys the activities of these terrorists and bandits like he enjoys watching cattle pornographies

So upon their claim of being creative, they still had to create the Aba version of the Nigerian coat of arm

You should not have hated the children of the affluents for the wealths their progenitors acquired for them. Hate your ancestors for not taking their chances when Nigeria was a bit better than now to have placed you in the midst of Adelekes, Otedola et al.

If I were you, I would work so hard that my progenies will live an affluent life which will be envied by the children of the poor.

Divert your hatred to working so hard and honestly to place your name on the Nigerian list of millionaires/billionaires, so that your children and grandchildren can continue to mention your name anywhere

GOVERNMENT2:
JUST LIKE I SAID EARLIER, THIS IS MY ONLY MONIKER ON NAIRALAND. MY PREVIOUS MONIKER ALOWONLE419 WAS BANNED BY ONE MOD LIDIS

A mad man won’t buy that from you.

Don’t afraid, I’m not going to report you for creating alternate monickers after being banned

GOVERNMENT2:
AND YOU THINK THAT I CONTROL THOSE HANDLE YOU MENTIONED ABOVE

Nope

I control them

GOVERNMENT2:
THIS IS THE ONLY HANDLE I HAVE ON NAIRALAND. DO YOU HAVE MEMORY PROBLEM BRUH

Your head is not correct ni.

What about IJOBA series if I can’t recollect the remaining ones?

BAILMONEY
MIKE404
FreshG et al?

GOVERNMENT2:
LONGEST TIME ALHAJI TOLEX

You this boy never change?

How many handle you get for nairaland self?

A statement signed by the group’s National Coordinator, Prof. Mohammed Inuwa, noted that Buhari may have meant well for the country but faulted the President in some actions taken by his administration which it said was not promoting unity.

When I checked this Erudite scholar’s profile, I discovered that he had his MMed and PhD In UK.

This must have given him the apt and sound knowledge of judgment with no religious sentiment

According to a close friend who confirmed the incident, the deceased had recently sent his girlfriend, one Miracle, to Dubai, “but Miracle went ahead and got married to another man.

Only a foolish boy will do that for love.

I would have preferred traveling by myself to work and send money to her to come over. Not sending her out to travel.

Even if this didn’t kill the boy, his foolishness will still kill him, maybe in another dimension. “Omo go, a ni ki o ma ku, bi ko ku ego na ni o pa” (The foolishness of a child will inevitably kill the child

He said the phone number used for the publicity was what was used in tracking the organisers.

They could as well use this tactics to track the bandits going on ethnic cleansing in Kaduna state

Crossover must hold

We must donate fat offerings for seeing the first minute of the new year

JaneYave:
Funny things. When will the guy fight for u ladies? It's a shame you don't know your worth.

Guys do fight on top ladies and always fatal and brutal, killing themselves. Most especially the cultists

He said Buhari directed that the CBN “must not give money to import food. Already about seven states are producing all the rice we need. We must eat what we produce.”

Only if Buhari can swear to Nigerians that Only the Nigerian produced riced is consumed in Aso Rock and not imported rice

Buhari is the enantiomer of hypocrisy

I’m waiting for a male counterpart to also buy this

Where is the unclothedness in this?

Person wear pants and bra, you said she walked naked. If she no con wear anything nko?

inoki247:
2020 the only year our President stay with us for Nigeria.... e no fit du Ajala...

Na the fear of Coro cause am

Where is she reacting from?

London or “oza room”?

TUANKU:
I actually overrated you, you're actually lower than a goat. Not minding your arrogance i will still help you by admitting you for beta testing of my software meant for people with extremely low IQ's and those with slow brain development.

no creativity at all
I was expecting something new

According to a copy of the lists of the appointees obtained by Daily Trust, indicated that Sa’adatu Bashir Muhammed, is a special assistant to the first wife of the governor, while Mariya Muhammed Muktar and Aisha Garba are special assistants to the second and third wife respectively.

The Governor knows what he is doing.

Those are the maids to represent the wives when each of the wives is not available in the oza room

Telling ASUU to expose them is like telling the leader of a pride of lion to expose the cannibal among the pride.

Unending investigation is still on

This Jordan Ibe wey dey do shakara when he was begged to play for the Super Eagles.

No one even talks about his existence again