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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Replies CNBC's Tweet That Aruma Oteh Is The 1st African VP Of WB by Tolexander: 9:42am On Jul 25, 2015
domiron:
She was VP Africa, not world...Regional VP is not World VP.
I know.

Didn't Oby get a defined responsibility in World Bank before goofing!
Politics › Re: Obama Kenya Visit, Make Up Of Obama Car by Tolexander:
Wetin naw?

Na Sambisa forest e dey ni abi why this security-reinforced car!

My question is if it was a state visit to any European countries, would he use this kind of vehicle.
Instantly, I got an answer to my question by myself, Africa is not really security guaranteed
Politics › Re: Political Hierarchy Of Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:27am On Jul 25, 2015
Under real democracy, legislative is meant to be more powerful than the executive.
Celebrities › Re: God Wont Listen To Nigerian Songs - Etcetera by Tolexander: 8:19am On Jul 25, 2015
God won't listen to Nigerian song. But may move feeling the beat!
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Group Writes Buhari. Seeks Probe Of Anyim's Alleged Fraudulent Deals by Tolexander:
Na how many Ndigbo group we gat self?

The Ndigbo group are just ubiquitous.

Even on Nairaland, the group dey with even Ohaneze.
https://www.nairaland.com/1097552/eze-ndi-igbo-nairaland-electoral
Celebrities › Re: Watch Russian Soldiers Singing King Sunny Ade's Song - Amazing! by Tolexander: 12:45am On Jul 25, 2015
My belle o.

I don laugh wake my landlord,

Eviction notice tomorrow!
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Gets 2 Weeks To Resolve Troubled Marriage by Tolexander: 12:34am On Jul 25, 2015
When a woman loves
She loves for real.

When a woman doesn't love again
Nothing can be done.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Replies CNBC's Tweet That Aruma Oteh Is The 1st African VP Of WB by Tolexander: 12:26am On Jul 25, 2015
Confusion everywhere!

MD, VP for Africa, VP for World Bank,

Didn't Oby has her role clarified and defined while she was with World Bank!
Politics › Re: Funny! by Tolexander: 7:34pm On Jul 24, 2015
Berrypie:
Even if he didn't get to touch Obama, he touched his Limo, aint that an achievementhuh




http://www.lindaikeji..com/2015/07/lol-kenyan-presidents-pa-chased-away-by.html
lol

But that is Cadillac I'm seeing and not limo!
Romance › Re: Pix....my Wife Saved My Mum’s Number On Her Phone As ‘old Witch by Tolexander: 7:29pm On Jul 24, 2015
ojun50:
interesting topic of discuss, We want your candid advice on this, read below….
“I dialed my mother’s number on my wife’s phone and found out she saved it as ‘old witch”. Granted my mother has her attitude but is it fair to save her name like that?
I am thinking of creating a storm because I am really upset.
Please what should I do?
where is the pix?
Celebrities › Re: 14-yr-old Boy Rapes 16-yr-old Girl, Then Burnt Her Alive by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
Cutehector:
Wtf dis dude don't look 14 to me
14 is his football age!
Politics › Re: Buhari Goofs Again: Says Chibok Girls Were Abducted From Their ‘hotels’ (video) by Tolexander: 7:21pm On Jul 24, 2015
Themonster:
Nope you're a product of dog's sperm and a Hopless harlot mother
check your dna because am sure your harlot mother forks random dogs just for fun grin

Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai
nope I'm not!

Recommending a DNA test for me still shows an element of doubt having the gene in me

You need no test to prove the canidae family your are with your entire lineage.
Politics › Re: Buhari Goofs Again: Says Chibok Girls Were Abducted From Their ‘hotels’ (video) by Tolexander: 6:21pm On Jul 24, 2015
Themonster:
dog sperm is a rare fluid don't let your mother abuse it- T. Y Danjuma
my mother using it now has nothing to do with me. Of course it will only affect her and the babies she plans delivering.

Pretty sure your mother has been using the dog sperm as a specimen for her personal internal fertilization since her childhood, probably as a maternal inheritance. Hence your reasoning towards dog sperm.
Politics › Re: Buhari Goofs Again: Says Chibok Girls Were Abducted From Their ‘hotels’ (video) by Tolexander: 6:15pm On Jul 24, 2015
ElekeNtioba:
are u competing with buhari to see who's more of a dullard?? So Buhari's goof CAN bring back the girls.
competing with Buhari for who's more dullard has gain due to the position he holds.

Competing with you for who is more dullard will be a disaster to humanity cos your position only exist on point zero on the scale.
Health › Re: Please help this 4 Year old little blind boy - He has no one else to turn to by Tolexander: 6:10pm On Jul 24, 2015
olu4life:
Nice one. So happy to see the updates. God bless u all
brother long time!

I wish I've gat the power to nominate you to head the federal government charity program.

I love your good work sir!
Health › Re: B.V.A.N Want Buhari To Investigate Missing N80b Support Fund by Tolexander: 6:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
You go fear association for Nigeria!
Politics › Re: MEND Denounces Meeting Of MEND/EX-MEND Leaders By Tompoolo by Tolexander: 6:04pm On Jul 24, 2015
coolestrogue:
Mama peace of NairaLand, I hail your government.
let's wait till tomorrow, the date of the meeting to confirm the authenticity of the news.
Politics › Re: Buhari Goofs Again: Says Chibok Girls Were Abducted From Their ‘hotels’ (video) by Tolexander: 5:56pm On Jul 24, 2015
Themonster:
admit it that Buhari is a certified terrorist brainless Daura dullard illiterate terrorist kunu sipping monkey gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla.
stupidity is an intrinsic gift, don't misuse it - Awo boys
Celebrities › Re: If I Didn’t Marry At 18, I Will Probably Be Still Single – Omotola by Tolexander: 5:50pm On Jul 24, 2015
She is right!

Genevieve is a living example!
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 5:39pm On Jul 24, 2015
Abimbolaile:
Boda...nigbanan ko...ko matter o jare aso lasonje...aso abe lanpe
aso Abe!

Hun!!!!!!!!

Agba ko nii tan lorile!
Celebrities › Re: Kcee Hosted By The Nigerian Embassy In Beijing (photos) by Tolexander: 5:26pm On Jul 24, 2015
Nice!
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 5:23pm On Jul 24, 2015
Abimbolaile:
Egbon aso ati aso abe aso nani gbogboe
anti, pata ma ni?
Celebrities › Re: Leonardo Dicaprio Raises $40 Million To Save Endangered Species In Africa, Asia by Tolexander: 5:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
Leonardo DiCaprio opened the evening with an impassioned speech about the Foundation’s work and stated, “Tonight’s event is about supporting LDFs efforts to protect key species like the tiger, rhino, shark, and mountain gorilla by working with governments to conserve the jungles, coral reefs and forests they call home. By focusing on protecting these critically-endangered iconic species is almost like setting up a worldwide network of Noahs arks.”
e be like say this guy dey visit Nairaland,

The one wey Nairalanders dey kill snake monkey everyday don tire am.
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 5:01pm On Jul 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
Now i see how stupid your father and mother raised a stupid son like you.

Omo abi ipabe
iya re ti fi obo jona Lori re,

Iwo omo ti won fi n toro ogede lowo obo.
Politics › Re: Buhari Goofs Again: Says Chibok Girls Were Abducted From Their ‘hotels’ (video) by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Jul 24, 2015
Themonster:
The aftermath of the visit of President Muhammadu Buhari to the United States recently would not be forgotten so soon as the President, while speaking to a group of Nigerians in Washington D.C, mistakenly mentioned that the school girls kidnapped last year in Chibok local government in Borno state, were abducted from “their hotels” instead of “their hostels”.

READ ALSO: Buhari Restricts His Wife From Using Presidential Jet

While speaking at the United States, National institute of Peace, Buhari said: In the face of abduction of innocent school girls from their hotels, indiscriminate bombings of civilians in markets and places of worship, our forces have remained largely impotent, because they do not possess the appropriate weapons and technology which we could have had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roltnyO6JTQ
GoodluckEbele Jonathan didn't goof, haw has it brought the Chibok girls back?
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 4:56pm On Jul 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
Are you Yoruba at all? and how old are you?
yap!

Old enough to be a grandfather to your children!
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 4:50pm On Jul 24, 2015
lefulefu:
juju thinz grin
ogun owo abi amudo?
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 4:48pm On Jul 24, 2015
MosakuAW:
Yoruba adage says: 'Gbogbo Aso ko la sa sorun'

Not all cloths are meant for the sun.
aso ati pata kii se nkan kanaa boda.
Romance › Re: Ladies Is It A Bad Idea To Spread Your Panties Outside? by Tolexander: 4:46pm On Jul 24, 2015
Durent:
A lunatic like me grin
werey re o grin
werey re o grin
werey re o grin

You dey cart pant for wire ni? grin
Politics › Re: Dele Alao Of New Telegraph Is Dead. by Tolexander: 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2015
temitemi1:
Wetin kill amhuh cry
na death, abi wetin dey kill person?

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