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curiouses: You sure have shrewd understanding of Yoruba adages. I need to enrol in your sch of thought.rara o! Na you my 'ogas' i'm looking up to o ! |
Kudos to GEJ for this yielding policy! You didn't fail in this! |
Since 1999? OMG! The university was notI don't see UNILORIN being pleased with the outcome at the Supreme court. Seems there is a need for them to take the case to Hague, world court. |
Shey na NFF be the nigerian coach now? |
FrancisTony: You still murdered english in your lame comeback. What a product of the 'so called better by far' institution. Dude, be punctuating appropriately for better reading.tell him OAU has no mass com dpt! |
caseless: they myt in turn giv info to terrorists or they myt kill him themselves.you gat the message bro! |
gbenga4sure: Hmmm lovely,hope the gate fee no go high.nothing concern me concern gate fee! Abeg OP, hope the fence no too tall? |
grandx88: I don't understand...are you saying that the countries are wrongly placed or that the map representation of the land mass of various African countries is wrong?exactly my question to the guy. |
Rival: Some classmates hen! Maybe the classmate also had interest in the girl!this guy was even in primary school then! Na so everyone be that time sha, crush go dey but no liver to deliver! |
'Ole loun o ba e se ilekun ile re, o si fun ara'(a thief says he will help in repairing your door, and you aren't extra careful)! |
Letters written to woo gurls landed many guys in trouble anyway. Some guys shared their experience in this thread; https://www.nairaland.com/425860/whats-ur-most-embarrassing-toasting |
That was the days of writing letters. Later came the days of sending love cards. A card i can really remember then was/is royal card(can't recollect if the company still exists). I can remember there was one given to my sister that i stole to give my crush. Tippexed the name of the sender and sent to, i wrote my name and the gurl i was sending the card to on it. In 2000 and thereafter came the days of e-mail, days of yahoo, hotmail et al. Sending messages or e-cards(e.g passionup cards) to the e-mail address of the ladies. The very disadvantage of this e-messaging and e-card sending was that those ladies weren't the ones always checking their mails. Most times, their boyfriends, friends or siblings were the ones helping them with opening the email address and checking the inbox, giving them access to it anytime cos they have the password. There was a day i sent an e-mail to a gurl we both had crush for ourselves. Her reply was 'fucck you tolulope'(my name). I was vexed and started keeping malice with the gurl. She later begged me and told me it was a neighbour(guy) that was helping her in checking her mail and i wasn't the only victim. |
Another interesting parts of the letter writing is that it wasn't something you could just write in a matter of seconds. You would need sitting down for hours or days to draft after consulting dictionaries and friends that are gurus in the line. Most times they were always of the same verses. Cos the verses were from the days of Witney Houston, Boys II men (the blues in the 80s in short), Celine Dion and later, westlifes. After drafting the letter, one would now sit down calmly to write on a clean sheet of paper with very fine handwriting or call on a trusted friend or sib with a very fine handwriting to help write the letter drafted, with close monitoring so that there won't be any mistake. And if there is, that's gonna be another paper. Many times, they weren't given by the persons trying to woo the lady/guy but the accomplice. |
Naetochukwu: I wish those days will return.those days were good bro! One would keep the letters for long at home reading and meditating on it, sustaining the emotional feeling. The problem with the letter then was if one's parent(s] sees it, one would definitely be in trouble. A friend's mum didn't buy him 'aso odun'(xmas and new year wears) just because of a love letter he wrote to his classmate was intercepted by his other classmates and given to the teacher. His mum had to be invited by the teacher and given the letter. Many people won't wanna keep a SMS for long cos it is an exhibit. Most especially the players. |
Peter Obi is just an instrument by the PDP. Making APGA the political arm of PDP. The opposition party doesn't need telling us the motive behind the resignation. Of course, we'd already known. |
Instead of MTN using Saka for their 'porting' advert, any of our politician would have been a better choice for the advert. |
Tunjasko: Hw I wish APC can just gve Tambuwal deir presidential ticket.....he would surely defeat d clueless Jonahow sure are you? With the Politics APC is playing, i'm sorry, the task may be a shadow chasing! |
What do they want Ajimobi to do? Make dem go dey wash their bushmeat with salt and water jare. |
Hope it isn't Otedola riding on Tiwa in the yacht! |
opportunist: Let me add 1 morethese rats are common in school hostels. Peeling one's leg with their teeth, cooling the skin being peeled with the air from their nostrils and wiping the part with their whiskers. that's why some guys do put on socks before sleeping. |
This isn't a question for the pikins born from the last decade of the last century. I felt so elated seeing a letter written to me by my first gurl then. Not funny i just burnt the letter last year after a decade of keeping it and reading it daily for the first 2 years i was given! Lol. |
Rikidony: IS EFCC STILL RELEVANT?they are relevant irrelevances! |
Is this meant to be a good news or what? When i know the very small percentage of the subsidy scam collected(N5billion) will definitely be looted! What has become of Abacha's loot? |
englishmart: did they cry for help from the federal government?question for the gods! |
Hope this is real o! Cos i no trust the police. Dem fit come out tomorrow to tell us the arrested man is a lunatic. |
'Ti were ile ba n funni ni iran wo, a ki i roju ti were ita' (if the lunatic at home is giving a lunatic display, you won't give a care about the lunatic display of a distant lunatic). Nigerian hip hop world is thriving, compared to the days of only Seyi Shodimu(love me jeje), gbagadagbigidi rap of Eedris et al. |
• Rats make happy "laughter"this is observed when female rat is being forked by a male rat. The female rat do make a loud scream and laugh to the extent that one would want to know what they are doing. NB: I'm not into rat p0rn o, just an observation! • Although very curious animals, rats are also shy, and prefer to run away than confront a potential threat.Rats are extremely clean animals, spending several hours every day grooming themselves and their group members.like in the picture below.
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BishopMagic: Yorubas can fearna the same yoruba dey live for enugu state government house. https://www.nairaland.com/1862257/gov-chimes-ostrich-monkey-attack |
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