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gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??

exactly my question when i read the enugu state house thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1862257/gov-chimes-ostrich-monkey-attack

RIP BABA!

Titiluvly: I feel so blessed knowing that I have been blessed with such a great e-family and lovely friends who make it a point to remind me that I'm special to them. Thank you guys, thanks a ton. I owe you guys a party!

Pst trendiitee,
Boss Akerry,
feyifahm,
luvlycutebay,
Nabsprada
heineken,
Mr pero,
ajgentle,
Horlawoomey,
claroo,
urchbarbie,
taiye4christ,
cutekemitola,
noordean,
sojiboy,
sodiqyinka,
jennyesh,
Dania30
Odunharry
Tolexander
Alayormii
Jacob05
Omaimoje
rashfat
Chorem
Amegoa
Idboyostic
Kalushaiyke
sameer1212
my sweetest Heart--Curiouses(hmmm..he's on ban,) n al members of dis great house,

to start with, where is my cake?

What is the problem with nigerian monkeys?

Below is another one!

https://www.nairaland.com/1862302/panic-ado-ekiti-over-rampaging-monkey#25565170

Appealing to the state
government to support the
NSCDC, Abiodun noted: “We
wish government would come
to
our rescue. Last week, it
attacked about two people
around Covenant Academy
and
Housing Estate on Afao Road
here”.

appealing to the government to help the NSCDC in killing a monkey?

Dem no get odetode(hunters)?

The son of Murtala Ramat Mohamed and the Son of Sanni Abacha jostling for the same seat!

Hmmmm!

Mr. Mohammed made the
announcement Sunday. He
said he was under pressure to
bid for Kano State’s
top job.
Mr. Mohammed said he had no
option but to heed
calls from the people of Kano “.

'nkan ti o ba wa ninu eeyan ni oti ma n pa eeyan ba'(whatever act was already in a drunkard is what he performs when he's drunk).

The ambition was already in him before the pople came. What if he was under pressure by the same people to jump inside lagoon, would he do it?

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Oru, who stated this during
an oversight function to the
project site in Warri,
described the dualisation
project as massive and
urged contractors to fast
track the project within the
proposed December 2014
deadline for completion.

december 2014?

Bookmarked!

What about kool and the gang?

Snoop dog!

If the dog gives birth to a human being or half human, half dog now,
the christians will start shouting Wonderful!
The muslims, Allah wahakbar!
Without knowing the genesis of the birth.

Snoop dog!

If the dog gives birth to a human being or half human, half dog now,
the christians will start shouting Wonderful!
The muslims, Allah wahakbar!
Without knowing the genesis of the birth.

Titiluvly: Thanks Bro..Ameeeennnm.

where's the party going to take place?

"Every year I am going to keep
doing what I am doing, and
when running time comes, if I
feel I am ready, I will go at it,"
she said.

'arugbo eworo kii ni isinmi'(aged hare no dey retire).

A Pro-democracy and good
governance group, Believe
Nigeria Initiative (BNI) has
launched an aggressive online
campaign, “Believe Nigeria,
Trust Goodluck,” to ensure the
success of President Jonathan
re-election, as well as enhance
the credibility and transparency
of Nigeria’s democracy,
according to reports from
Leadership.

guess these are the 40 laptop crew?

Titiluvly: Hello people..I am +1 today....wish me hapiBirthDay in your own special way



Pst trendiitee,
Boss Akerry,
feyifahm,
luvlycutebay,
Nabsprada
heineken,
Mr pero,
ajgentle,
Horlawoomey,
claroo,
urchbarbie,
taiye4christ,
cutekemitola,
noordean,
sojiboy,
sodiqyinka,
jennyesh,
Dania30
Odunharry
Tolexander
feveRay
my sweetest Heart--Curiouses n al members of dis great house,

happy birthday sister!

Long life and prosperity in good health.
You shall live long to reap the good fruit of your labour and count the blessings one by one.

The decision by Tukur’s son to
back down for Ribadu was
instigated by a meeting
between the chairman of the
PDP Board of Trustees, Tony
Anenih, and some PDP
stakeholders from Adamawa.

Tukur's son must have been promised a political post to have stepped down. Probably a ministerial.

gurnam: Before they realized that supporting any big man controlling Abuja is far more rewarding financially than presenting a presidential candidate.

Ojukwu would have keep the party alive....he took away any semblance of political party with his death

The present leadership are not pretending about their intentions and objectives....

imagine!

He took away any semblance of political party with his death but left his manhood to live on!

O mase o!

AKUNWATA1: ALHAJI TOLEX YOU DON START OH

i'm going to cast spell on you and your second handle o!

gurnam: APGA will never field any Presidential candidate....not now......not ever.

They will always support any Presidential candidate of any party in power....be it APC or PDP.

ah ah ah!
But they fielded a presidential candidate in the 2003 election!

that party don tey o!

Idrismusty97: Did she bath with salt and water abi na nano-siliver he take?

none!
He chewed bitter kola!

Sincere9gerian: You should have known by now that Gbawe is ALWAYS wrong.

idumuose: Gbawe is a failed analyst.That was the same way he swore that Fayemi was going to defeat Fayose befor the Ekiti election was held.He is a failed analyst.

falsum in uno, falsum in omnibus!

What a nice move!

Considering the fact that he was betrayed when he was in ACN and the whole members of the state house of assembly being in PDP. He has made the best move.

MzJackBaueress: If anyone should be talking of credibility of an election,it shouldn't be IBB. He is just a bloody hypocrite!

he isn't a bloody hypocrite, he only has a hypocritic blood.

Beckybeky: Where

here now!

If only they could rally like this for Ikemba of Nnewi, Odumegwu Ojukwu, when he was contesting for the senatorial seat and Presidential election!

Beckybeky: I'm a new member. Pls what do I do to get the best out of the site?
Thanks for your help

welcome!

What handle were you using?

This one wey IBB dey talk na theory.

Nigerian situation warrants the army getting involved in the election.

A peep into
the Nigeria Police Force, which
is the closest to the people, is
capable of doing so if the
government is able to train
them, they will be able to
handle any situation,” the
former leader said.

the fact still remains that our police are not well trained.
Should we now leave the fate of the nigerian sensitive electoral processes in the hands of the ill-trained police?

Obi who agreed that he
needed to have intervened
more aggressively to stop
the defecting members,
however said he did not
actually know on what
platform he would have
done so, since, according to
him, his position as the
Chairman of the Board of
Trustees and the leader of
APGA are yet to be ratified.
Obi reiterated his readiness
and commitment to
campaign vigorously for the
re-election of Dr. Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan as the
President of the country.

what is now the difference between the former APGA members now in PDP and Peter Obi that has vowed to be vigorously involved in the return of GEJ, a PDP member to Aso Rock?

Very clear if his party has a presidential candidate, he won't support the candidate. What antiparty is greater than that?

oluwasegunfummi: The herb should be collected by our botanist and biochemists, pharmacognosy procedures should be carried out, phytochemical extraction should be done and the active composition of the herb should be detected, its as easy as that now, this is why I love the westerners..........eko o ni baje ooooo

the problem with these people is that, they will never divulge all the secrets, telling us 'oun ti agalagba fi n je eko, labe ewe lowa' (what the elder uses in accompanying the solid pap down the throat is hidden underneath the pap's wrapper)

pacretus: u moda f**ker.nosence fella f**l

what is it saying?

Na lie jo. This baba no fit be!