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 Sports › Re: Its Official! CAF has Scammed us! by Tolexander: 2:05pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
sucess001: hhehehehehehehe...and if he wins nko?i will shoot you but you won't die! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Best Manchester United Jokes.. (pictures) by Tolexander: 2:04pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
joshua idibia: oooh! Bros no b fight na. Wetin bring insult cm? I'm nt gona paste any link. If u wana c for yaself,view my posts. I even folo like ur post sef. We re in dsame team o. Whch is lafn man utd.the fact still remains that i didn't see your post at all before making my comment. |
| Sports › Re: Its Official! CAF has Scammed us! by Tolexander: 1:44pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
sucess001: Well...its official cos i said so...https://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/chode/chode0804/chode080402276/2833051-man-with-a-gun.jpg if Mikel isn't announced as the winner, i will shoot you with my pistol and you will die o! 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Shooting Star Before? Your Experience. by Tolexander: 1:39pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7:cool! Smile! |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan Plans To Force CBN Governor Sanusi Out Of Office by Tolexander: 1:01pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Premiership no sweet reach wetin dem dey show us for nigerian politics this 2013/2014 political season! |
| Phones › Re: 4 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Smart Phone Could Do by Tolexander: 11:21am On Jan 09, 2014 |
SECOND: Have you locked yourAll these you said, when i tried them on my Btech(chinco phone), they refused to function on the phone. Most especially when i tried the car unlocking steps on my grandpa's 1980 series volkswagen(beetle), the car didn't unlock at all. It even took the intervention of the carpenter nearby to help cut the padlocks used to lock the car's doors with hammer. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Shooting Star Before? Your Experience. by Tolexander: 11:08am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: An astronomer based majorly on planetries bodies. Such as stars, moon etc. And mind you its a branch of geology and base upon the answers he gave on 8 questions mimi asked.oga, farabale! I only tried fixing your post base on what you quoted. I didn't even go on to view the thread cos you are on my following list. You quoted the guy talking about meteors and i felt it will be more specific using astronomy than geology. Just like being more specific using biology for life than using science. Guess am on your trouble list! |
| Politics › Re: North Cries Wolf On Funds Imbalance: GEJ Budgets 111B For the East and 2B For NE by Tolexander: 10:34am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Bulk of money and resourcesfixed! 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Shooting Star Before? Your Experience. by Tolexander: 10:18am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: Are you afixed! |
| Celebrities › Re: Double Double: Sola Kosoko Marks Birthday And Wedding Anniversary by Tolexander: 10:01am On Jan 09, 2014 |
This lady sabi do anniversary business. She was in the wedding gown in the morning for wedding anniversary and Changed in the afternoon to birthday attire on the same day. Seems she was trying to play smart by making single spending, serving a food for the two anniversaries to recieve double gifts for the two anniversaries. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: British Prime Minister Drops Daughter Off At School (photo) by Tolexander: 9:39am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Omexonomy: This is exactly what OBJ did to his children yet iyabo threw open letter at nigeriayou still dey alive? Which of the Obasanjo's children was young enough to be dropped in school by him when he was the president? 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor Lesego Makes Members Eat Grass (PHOTOS) by Tolexander: 9:25am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Pastor Daniel Lesego, A Pastorwhere are the #end time things crew# when we need them? The Spirit of the Lord can never lead to eat anything. Even in the the garden of Eden Where there was dominion to do and eat everything, there was still a tree forbidden for consumption |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Best Manchester United Jokes.. (pictures) by Tolexander: 9:02am On Jan 09, 2014 |
joshua idibia: Dis guy jst copy my post. C as him com get many likes pass my own. #Tecno vs BB #which of the posts are you talking about? Give me the link! I made the post you are talking about immediately swansea defeated Man Utd even before the Sunderland match in the viewing centre i watched the match to mock my fellow man utd fans. Do you think you have the monopoly of creativity? |
| Culture › Re: Eulogy Of Yoruba Towns by Tolexander: 6:18am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Ile Ife(Osun State) Ile-Ife, ile Owuro Ile-Ife, Oodaye Ile-Ife, Ibi ti ojumo ti mowa Ile-Ife, Ori aye gbogbo Ile-Ife, Ooye Lagbo |
| Culture › Re: Eulogy Of Yoruba Towns by Tolexander: 6:11am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Ogbomoso (Oyo State) dedicated to Dayokanu and other ogbomoso guys on Nl Ogbomoso omo ajilete nbi won gbe n jeka ki won oto muko yangan ogbomoso afogbo ja bi esu odara. Ngba ogbomoso ba se o n ti o se tan Bo logbon inu osebi ere ni omo ajileten ba olu ware se ni. Ogun o jaja ki o kogbomoso ri e de inu oko esinmin Ogbomoso Ajilete si ogo re l'a fe korin, Iwo t'a te s'arin odan, Okan ninu ilu Akin Ibaruba niwon eledin ese, omo ode bare eti oya Oun ni baba to se gbogbo won le patapata porogodo Kekere asa omo ajuuju bala Agbalagba asa omo ajuuju bala Kekere ladaba subu tawon ti n je laarin ota Oloumi kekke lo ti n soko won nile Kekere lo ti n soko won lóki Kekere lojo ti n soko won lona iju Edumare Jowo Bawa Da Ilu Ogbomoso Si 1 Like 1 Share |
| Culture › Re: Eulogy Of Yoruba Towns by Tolexander: 6:00am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Iwo (Osun State) iwo olodo oba omo ateni gbola omo ateni gbore iwo ko ni ilekun, iwo ko ni kokoro eru ni iwo fi n so ile . . . . 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 10 Incredible Recently Discovered Animals by Tolexander: 5:54am On Jan 09, 2014 |
What about Shepopotamus? |
| Politics › Re: Unveiling of Cassava Beer! How Nigeria Can Benefit From This New Trend? by Tolexander: 5:51am On Jan 09, 2014 |
Cassava beer no be new thing, it has been existing for long. Na wetin be 'omi gari(garri water) if not beer? The water dey 'shack' especially if it is from a sour garri. Seems am even high on it to have typed this! |
| Celebrities › Re: Escaped Prisoner Returns To Jail Because Of Freezing Wheather by Tolexander: 5:41am On Jan 09, 2014 |
That is US prison anyway! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: British Prime Minister Drops Daughter Off At School (photo) by Tolexander: 5:23am On Jan 09, 2014*. Modified: 7:59am On Jan 10, 2014 |
[quote author=Ezy~p]if u were the president in naija kind of situation would u do that? must u guys use every means to fight gej? ur LG how does he drop his child.....it wasnt gej that started it...#wwud[/quote]sure! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: British Prime Minister Drops Daughter Off At School (photo) by Tolexander: 11:22pm On Jan 08, 2014*. Modified: 7:48am On Jan 10, 2014 |
Gej, emulate that! Though i know it is going to be a modified version of dropping that very fat boy in school every morning with a private jet(that is if he schools in nigeria). 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By A Gal Before? by Tolexander: 10:59pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Yes! By my elder sister. |
| Nairaland General › Re: An Unbelievable Man Who Can Turn His Head 180 Degrees by Tolexander: 10:50pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Victoriousvic:ori re ti yi |
| Food › Re: Christmas Issue With Maggi And Knorr Company by Tolexander: 10:47pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Justeenaleo: I have noticed that these two companies have changed their seasoning wrappers,they now wrap the seasoning with very strong paper(abi na nylon,I dnt evn knw),I have been managing to unwrap it on a normal day,but this festive period I did a lot of cooking and to unwrap d paper na war,its just too stressful,and it takes time to unwrap,I dnt knw if am d only one dat hv noticed,if anybdy here on nairaland can get through to them,please tell dem to return to the normal paper wrappers!!! Or better still,dey shud stop wrapping it nd just put it inside d pack like dat bikohmmmmm! Omoge maggi |
| Family › Re: Father Impregnated His Own Daughter 5 Times To Create Pure Blood Line by Tolexander: 10:44pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Missmossy: Chai! This world is something else entirely. Such a man has no conscience at all.There is a saying 'oko ti o ti le ko leri okan'(an erect pen1s has no conscience). |
| Politics › Re: 90% Of Sokoto Legislators Decamp To APC by Tolexander: 9:31pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
IYA NGBALI: ade lo dema fun e lese. |
| Politics › Re: Stella Oduah In Fresh Fake Doctorate Degree Scandal- (another One?) by Tolexander: 8:29pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Pataki: Haba! How can just one woman pack all these lies into her CV?what do you expect to see in that kind of CV- contradictory vitae Our elders don complete the story, they said 'omo ti o ba n paro o ma jale'(the pikin wey dey lie go dey pilfer). Pikin wey lie say e go school wey e never go will surely carry money to buy cars. |
| Celebrities › Re: Jay Z And Beyonce Bought A Gift That Worth $75,000 For Their Daughter Blue Ivy by Tolexander: 8:12pm On Jan 08, 2014*. Modified: 9:11pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Owolabi Abayomi: Jay Z And Beyoce's Daughter Birthday Is Today And Jay Z And Beyoce The Day A Day That Their Daughter Blue Ivy Will Never Forget, Happy Birthday To Blue Ivy, I Wish Blue Ivy Long Life And Prosperity, Plus Her Parents Bought Her Some Goodies That Worth $70,000, Firstly Blue Ivy's Parent Jay Z And Beyonce Bought A Horse For Her, That's What The Blue Carter A.K.A Blue Ivy Wants, She Likes Animals, Secondly Jay Z And Beyonce Bought Blue Ivy An Arabian Book That Worths $75,000 And The Photo Of The Gifts They Are All At www.owolabiopeyemi..comsome pikins are just born with a What an irony of life! I can remember vividly on my 10th birthday, all the cash gifts given to me were collected by my parents with close marking knowing all the amounts with denominations given to me. They even threatened me they wouldn't pay my school fees again if i didn't lay down the cash. And these are another parents donating cash and other gifts to their daughter on her birthday. This life no fair at all. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Jailed For Molesting A 6-year-old Girl In Abuja by Tolexander: 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
The 24-year old pastor was |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Best Manchester United Jokes.. (pictures) by Tolexander: 1:56pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
[size=16pt]1-2, 1-2, 2-1![/size] Shey Man U dey test microphone ni? 194 Likes |
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