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Politics › Re: APC Sweeps LG All Polls In Yobe by Tolexander: 10:11pm On Dec 29, 2013

quality01: Reasons I dislike APC; imposition of candidate on the people, other parties can never win even a councilorship in their state and yet they talk about transparency, free and fair election. SMH

what is the imposition of candidate you are talking about?
Is it the party that is voting or what?

Politics › Re: APC Sweeps LG All Polls In Yobe by Tolexander: 10:08pm On Dec 29, 2013

Still one of the APC states.
Am only concerned about the states controlled by PDP!

Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by Tolexander: 9:39pm On Dec 29, 2013

Chubhie: Interesting. I'm by the ringside watching in HD.

lol!

Jokes Etc › Re: Help Answer These Questions by Tolexander: 9:34pm On Dec 29, 2013

Chubhie: If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to
DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?

If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE
for?

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money
Go..?

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane

Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Air plane Made Out Of That Stuff..?

Who Copy righted The Copyright Symbol..?

Can You Cry Under Water..?

Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

We all r Living in a seriously funny world..

hmmmmm!
Lipsealed

Politics › Re: Amalgamation Of Nigeria Ordained By God - President Goodluck Jonathan by Tolexander: 8:50pm On Dec 29, 2013

I am here today from
nowhere. Any child of Nigeria
can be where I am. I come
from the smallest state in this
country, even within the state,
one of the smallest
communities in Bayelsa state.
Even within the community,
one of the smallest families,

Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by Tolexander: 8:39pm On Dec 29, 2013

irpheezy: Hello ladies, so I got this hilarious PM and I couldn't help ROFLMAO

...Pls read and share yours

> Hiya, compliment of the season. There was this fascinating comment u made on nairaland that rili caught my attention and I had to check your profile which I dnt usually do. I noticed on your profile that you stay in abuja and that make both of us. To cut the long sermon,I would love to be your friend if you don't mind. You can drop your pin or number as I will surely call u. Tanx and best regards.
>
> Note: don't go checking my past comments or post on nairaland but I know u will cos I wil also do the same if I were u, but don't be deceived, comments on faceless forum has nothing to do with the people in real life.
> Lest I forget, u r real cutie judging from ur profile pic
>

you aren't serious!
Who told you to expose the message i sent to you?

Entertainment › Re: Incredible: Man’s Body Magnetises 53 Spoons by Tolexander: 8:24pm On Dec 29, 2013

Iron body!

The body is spoonful or a spoonful body!

Romance › Re: The Suitcase by Tolexander: 8:18pm On Dec 29, 2013

Chubhieeeeeeee!
That's excellent bro!

But why did you post it in the romance section?

Christianity Etc › Re: Do We Really Need To Drive Our Cars To Church? by Tolexander: 8:12pm On Dec 29, 2013

Tuntheycr7: Pls report dem to d nearest ~~psychiatric hosiptal~~ police station.

bros!
Kilode?
grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Do We Really Need To Drive Our Cars To Church? by Tolexander: 10:21am On Dec 29, 2013

Nomski0: This is just plain show off. Nothing else.

Why take four cars to church? Is it madness?

the smallest of the cars(toyota camry) is enough to convey the 4 of them.

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri : Time For An Ethical Revolution On Social Media by Tolexander: 9:17am On Dec 29, 2013

And then some weeks ago,
the news of the proposed bill
to jail those who libeled
others and incited the public
on social media for seven
years was at the fore front of
the media.

no wonder Seun had to include the disclaimer;

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005
- 2013 Oluwaseun Osewa. All
rights reserved. See Nairalist.
Disclaimer: Nairaland
members are solely
responsible for anything that
they post or upload on
Nairaland.

Seun doesn't wanna serve 7years jail term multiplied by the number of those that abuse GEJ.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Do We Really Need To Drive Our Cars To Church? by Tolexander: 8:04am On Dec 29, 2013*

There isn't anything wrong in going to church in one's ride if the church isn't trekable.

There is one thing that my neighbours do that is very insane to me.
A family of 4 members(father, mother and 2 sons), the father will go to the church in his Nissan Pathfinder, mother in her Toyota Siena and each of the children in each Toyota Camry. All going to the same church.

The reason i found it insane is that the church isn't far from their home which they can trek. There are many cars in the church to the extent that it is always a problem getting a parking space and getting out of the church parking space after the benediction. Many members don't wait for the benediction before going home.

Sports › Re: Which Nigerian Club Do You Support? by Tolexander: 7:48am On Dec 29, 2013

Prime Fc of ~~Osogbo~~ Iperindo and 3sc Fc Ibadan.
Unfortunately, none of them is now in the 1st division.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Tolexander: 7:27am On Dec 29, 2013

Tuntheycr7:
E sweet die

Fynestboi: really Where do u get that movie i wan watch am to . The movie dn tay like kilode..

a no sabi how my friend take see am. Just saw the film on his laptop and had to watch the bollynollywood that i used to watch in the early 90s to see my men, lukuluku, dejo tunfulu and yemi the stuntman.

Seems i do come across the video on net

Celebrities › Re: PHOTO: Yeee!!! Please Caption This In One Sentence by Tolexander: 8:44pm On Dec 28, 2013

Excess of everything isn't good!
This is an abnormalty!

Celebrities › Re: Psquare,peter Okoye's Son Show Photos Of His Girlfriend by Tolexander: 1:42pm On Dec 28, 2013*

They remind me of Peter and Jane in one of the ladybird series except for the absence of Path the dog!

See how dem be like Niger Republic pikin wandering out of the refugee camp!

Sports › Re: Chan Eagles – Mba Leaves Camp For Bastia, Could Miss Chan Tournament by Tolexander: 1:06pm On Dec 28, 2013

adegwurulez: And a second division club is?

if he plays regularly for the 2nd division team.

Hasn't he featured for the super eagles before for his ability to be naive to stephen keshi?

Even when he wasn't playing for any club when he was having problem with Warri Wolves and Enugu Rangers, Stephen Keshi never doubted him and would still consider him.

Nnamdi Oduamadi plays for Brescia, a second division(Serie B) in Italy, he was still considered to play for the Super Eagles, how will the same second division league be a criteria not to include Sunday Mbah that has many appearances for the national team?

Ikechukwu Uche played in Villareal, a segunda(second) division in spain in the 2012/2013 season and he was still given a chance to play at the nations cup in 2013.

Tell me how league division is now a criteria!

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Tolexander: 8:33am On Dec 28, 2013

Yemi my lover!

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Culture › Re: What Book Are You Reading Now? by Tolexander: 7:40am On Dec 28, 2013

ladionline: I know i'm not clear enof, but i mean to say, which site can i go to type with Yoruba letters with ami? I need it please. Thanks.

ops!
I don't know about the site. It depends on the device one is using to post.

Celebrities › Re: School Children Steals Neighbor's Hen For Christmas. by Tolexander: 5:34am On Dec 28, 2013

This makes me remember the film, '2 bad boys' by Mr Ibu and Okey Bakassi. They both went to steal hen and a spell was cast on them, one became deaf and the other blind.

Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by Tolexander: 5:27am On Dec 28, 2013

[quote author=tpia@]so people marry because they want to sit in front of church?[/quote]are you asking me?

Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Princess Ends 7 Month Marriage by Tolexander: 9:26pm On Dec 27, 2013

homesteady: It seems she was so desperate to get married! The pressure was too much! (Read the comment above mine)

actually, she went to a church and the ushers didn't allow her to sit in the front where she wanted to sit just because she was single.
Then, i knew in my mind that she would be hastened to marry.

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Culture › Re: What Book Are You Reading Now? by Tolexander: 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2013

ladionline: I have read G.O. Fagunwa over and over. I bought it at spectrom books, via eleganza plaza, alausa, Ikeja. Please teach me where to get ami on my Yoruba.

knowing ami isn't something hard bro.

Family › Re: What Makes A Mariage Work ? by Tolexander: 7:04pm On Dec 27, 2013

Zeinab Badawi:

na wetin do your mouth?

Family › Re: What Makes A Mariage Work ? by Tolexander: 5:12pm On Dec 27, 2013*

I don't know about your options.

What makes marriage works to me is very simple;

husband, love your wife!
Wife, respect and be submissive to your husband!

if the couple can do the two, the marriage will work more than otapiapia for rat!

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecy 2014 - Prophet Olaye George by Tolexander: 11:58am On Dec 27, 2013*

Godprophet: 1. Thus saith the LORD GOD; the hearts of men shall be more frightened in 2014 for the horror in 2014 shall be great saith the LORD GOD

it has always been like that each year and next year shouldn't be exempted!

2. Thus saith the LORD GOD; I shall visit several homes and break curses in families in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

if this prophecy comes to be fulfilled, how will many of the remaining prophecies come to past since most horrors and tragedies are as a result of curse?

3. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be school shooting in the United State of America which shall take lives in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

school shooting is common in the US, may likely happen next year with or without prophecy.

4. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be attack in the United States of America in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

what kinda attack? Attack plenty, terrorist(internal or external) attack, heart attack, spiritual attack or animal attack. So that we can know the one to expect.

5. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be scandal in White House in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

another watergate scandal or what?

6. Thus saith the LORD GOD; hardship in some part of Africa and Asia shall increased in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

it has always been like that each year.

7. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be scandal in several churches in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

in nigeria or where?

8. Thus saith the LORD GOD; terrorist threats shall affect flights in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

a terrorist threat or attack?

9. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be plane crash in Nigeria in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

i believe this one cos the minister said air crash is an act of God. And a prophet is saying what God told him.

10. Thus saith the LORD GOD; an African President shall die in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

it is a norm in africa even if it isn't said by God!

11. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be releases of new vehicles and new electronics in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

technology isn't stagnant. There has always been new inventions and innovations each year

12. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be more threats from terrorist groups in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

boko haram, jamb et al aren't through with nigeria yet. Hence, very likely they give more threats next year to revenge.

13. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be new discovering of ancient artifacts in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

like i said, technology is impoving daily and humans are not resting

14. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be discovering of a new species of animal in Africa in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

another shepopotamus or what?

15. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be scandal in Aso Rock in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

this has become inevitable in aso rock almost yearly. Besides, Oduagate is still there and not yet cleared.

16. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be problem with the earth layer in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

which of the layers, atmosphere, hydrosphere, lithosphere?

17. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be a great change in the atmosphere in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

changes like what?

18. Thus saith the LORD GOD; some plants and animals shall be polluted in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

ah ah, its a norm with or without prophecy

19. Thus saith the LORD GOD; there shall be a new disease in 2014 saith the LORD GOD

normal!

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Politics › Re: APC Is Winning The Numbers Game by Tolexander: 11:48am On Dec 27, 2013

Exactly!

Sports › Re: Chan Eagles – Mba Leaves Camp For Bastia, Could Miss Chan Tournament by Tolexander: 11:46am On Dec 27, 2013

adegwurulez: Hmmm.. na wa oh!! He should have waited na. He needs this chan to prove himself for possible inclusion in the wc squad

bro, CHAN is not a criteria for Sunday Mbah to prove himself to SK!

Nairaland General › Re: Crazy Things You Did In Boarding School by Tolexander: 10:12am On Dec 27, 2013

Killing the intruding fowls and boiling them in the milo tin with boiling ring on the asbestos cos we weren't allowed to cook.

Nairaland General › Re: Stupid Questions That People Ask by Tolexander: 9:28am On Dec 27, 2013*

Meeting a gurl today, giving her a nice cool lift, taking her to an expensive eatery and joint. Ending the trip in an hotel room.

The guy trying to put off his trousers and shirt after undressing the lady.
Lady: what are you trying to do?.

Guy: i'm trying to dance!
Id1ot!

After being given a lifetime ban till 2113 by sexkillz on nairaland and one sees deactivating the account the only option.
Clicking on deactivates account button;
are you sure you want to deactivate this account?

No, i want to reactivate it!

spending so much money for a long period to be on the hot seat of who wants to be a millionaire, and one eventually given the chance to achieve being on the seat;

frank edoho: you want to play 'who wants to be a millionaire'?

No, i want to sleep who wants to be a millionaire

Celebrities › Re: 2face And Annie Idibia Shears Lovely Christmas Photo by Tolexander: 7:51am On Dec 27, 2013

Tu face, annie and the foetus!

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