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Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by Tolexander: 9:00pm On Dec 26, 2013
[quote author=Banku&Tilapia2]Hahaaaaaaa u miserable soul, u don't engage but u hv Jux replied. U dementeddddd crazyyyyyy fooooooool. Ain't ma fault dat u r a nigerian n lack common phucking sense. Haaaaaaaa[/quote]imbec1le!
Only one statement for you; 'no matter how sick a lion is, it can never be equated to a cat'.
Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo & Her 16-yr-Old Daughter (Picture) by Tolexander: 8:44pm On Dec 26, 2013
gbagaun!!! grin
can't believe you opened and deactivated an account just to detect my gbagaun.
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Receive any gift today;which is Boxing day? by Tolexander: 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2013
I thank God for the Gift of Life given to me today which is the utmost gift!
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra's Baby Shower (Pictures) by Tolexander: 3:20pm On Dec 26, 2013
dulaman: does he not have air condition? why standing fan in the room?
air conditioner!
Celebrities › Re: Sikiratu Sindodo & Her 16-yr-Old Daughter (Picture) by Tolexander: 2:35pm On Dec 26, 2013
Fine gurl!
More pretty than her mum!

But who is her father?
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Version Of You Are YOU? by Tolexander: 1:49pm On Dec 26, 2013
Wow!
Ride on pastor!
Politics › Re: Authority Stealing: Jonathan Budgets Millions For Non-existing Aircraft, Boats by Tolexander:
The budget for the mission
in Mali also has ludicrous
demands for aircraft
maintenance cost
(N638,365); boat
maintenance cost
(N635,435)
, and railway
equipment maintenance
cost (N999,8240).
but i think Mali is a landlocked country?
Maybe river niger and senegal and lake fagubine and niangay!
Culture › Re: What Book Are You Reading Now? by Tolexander: 10:49am On Dec 26, 2013
Yemlizzy: This makes me remember those days in secondary reading about the tales of Ijapa and his wife Yannibo.....its quite a funny one cheesy
so you also read it?
Culture › Re: What Book Are You Reading Now? by Tolexander: 9:36am On Dec 26, 2013
Base on culture,

am currently reading ìwé ìtàn ìjàpá àti ìyàwóo rè, iyáníbo àti ògbójú ode nínú igbó irúnmolè!
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by Tolexander:
PetroDolla2: you talk like a f000l.Ghana was not a party to the arrangement or was it? so why not take your frustration to the fvcking team that signed on your player,huh? I am sure you wouldn't mind if he had been sent to vietnam, Korea or even the United States,huh? sending him to Ghana is a no-no for you, even if he was being sent to a world class football academy,huh? I am sure you know it matters very little to Ghanaians whether he is brought here or not,huh? but learn to channel your frustration and crass stvpidity to the right place,huh? People like you make me sick!
[quote author=Banku&Tilapia2]Pathetic miserable crazy fooooooool. How is settling in Ghana develop him than in nigeria? Four times African Champions, u fooooools r one short, second best in Africa, Quarter finalist in world, no BOKO HARAM, no Nepa.......in Ghana. grin cheesy grin[/quote][quote author=Banku&Tilapia2]Maladroit buffoon he might escape rampant power cuts and phucking crimes. That why its better for him to be in Ghana u imbecileeeeeee. cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]sorry boys!

I don't engage mediocres. Had it been South Africans and Egyptians that are on the same economic platform, i would have dignified their posts with answers.
Engaging the likes of you lilliputs will also excite somalia and sudan.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Ini Edo And Victor Olaotan Of Tinsel by Tolexander: 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2013
baggy4luv: f u.
g u
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Ini Edo And Victor Olaotan Of Tinsel by Tolexander: 8:10pm On Dec 25, 2013
rodeo0070: *falls from toilet seat*
LMAO...

Seconded!
Tolexander now I know say u old small. I hardly hear about him for a long time...
don't mind me jare.
The picture just made me remember that actor in the 90s always with his bottle of schinapp.
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by Tolexander: 2:12pm On Dec 25, 2013
SantaMafia: who is talking about better or not?if a club signs a player and loans him out,what's wrong with that?is it the first time this has happened?
what is the main purpose of loning out a player if not to gather much experience to make him more mature to the standard of the parent club?
How will playing in Ghana develope him than playing in nigeria?
He has a better option, why settling for mediocrity when there is a better alternative?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Ini Edo And Victor Olaotan Of Tinsel by Tolexander: 1:33pm On Dec 25, 2013
Bro, you resemble the yoruba film actor, pariolodo in the last picture!
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by Tolexander:
SantaMafia: crap.is it the first time an european club had signed a player n loaned him out?ur problem is that he was sent to Ghana?
sh1t!
How is it better sending him to ghana and staying in nigeria?
Culture › Re: What Is Christmas In Your Native Language? by Tolexander: 12:08pm On Dec 25, 2013
Vessi: wtf! yorubas borrowed it from us! angry
who is us?
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's Manchester City Move Collapses, FC Porto His Likely Destination? by Tolexander:
Better!

Use your head to follow your mind!

How can you sign for an european club only to land in ghana?
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Disobeys Father, Set To Sign For FC PORTO by Tolexander: 11:49am On Dec 25, 2013
Good!
Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas Everyone! by Tolexander: 10:54am On Dec 25, 2013
infonubia: [img]http://3.bp..com/-7AfjRlKwpGY/UroHurjqvoI/AAAAAAAAD3U/t9rzMOjN5IE/s640/Merry-Christmas.jpg[/img]

Merry to Christmas to you and yours. I pray the Prince of Peace that we celebrate in this yuletide season, continue to be with you.

May God continue to guide and protect you. As we celebrate, let's not forget the reason for the season and please be safe out there.

One Love!

InfoNubia
back to the sender!
Politics › Re: Merry Christmas Greeting In All Major World Languages by Tolexander: 10:40am On Dec 25, 2013
And for my Nigerian brethren:
Hausa- m Kirsimeti
Igbo- adịkwa Christmas
Yoruba- Merry a ku keresimesi
Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Members Who Have Never Been Banned! by Tolexander: 9:11am On Dec 25, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Banned by Seun » 1month
Banned by Mukina2 » 1week
Banned by Mukina2 » 4days
Banned by Sexkillz » 2days turned 15mins
Banned by Deols (Islam) » 1week
Banned by this, Banned by that bla bla bla

Lastly, Banned by Seun »» 10years shocked reversed to 3/4days

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052949-0E81FF2A00000578-718_468x286.jpg
Politics › Re: UPDATED: Former CAN President Kidnapped; Rescued By Ogun Governor by Tolexander: 10:00pm On Dec 24, 2013
Politics › Re: UPDATED: Former CAN President Kidnapped; Rescued By Ogun Governor by Tolexander: 9:51pm On Dec 24, 2013
solapex: UPDATED: Former CAN President kidnapped; rescued by Ogun governor
Dimeji Kayode-Adedeji - 2 hours agoNATIONAL, NEWS

UPDATE: A senior government official in Ogun state has told PREMIUM TIMES that the kidnapped primate has been rescued by a security team led by the Ogun state Governor, Ibikunle Amosun.
The official, who asked not to be named, said, “When the governor heard of the incident, he personally led his security team on a patrol of the area. The gunmen were tracked down, and they abandoned the primate and his car. They were cornered at Ijoga Orile in Ogun West.
“The primate is on his way home now.”
He did not say whether the gunmen were arrested.
When asked whether Mr. Akinola’s driver was rescued as well, the official said, “I don’t have full information about the rescue operation yet. I’m waiting for the governor’s team to return.”

http:///ZGEt1FTKLH
na which kind source be thishuh
Politics › Re: Breaking: Retired Primate Peter Akinola Kidnapped In Abeokuta by Tolexander: 9:16pm On Dec 24, 2013
c0llynz02: Go to www.nairaland.com/crime and you will see that the south westerners are the real owners of crime in Nigeria, but the 1% of threads that involves Igbos are the ones that make front page with all the accompanying tribal slurs left undeleted.
Take for example, the Enugu rapè case that was pushed to front page even though it was a clearly made up story and compare it to the hundreds of child rapè, incèst rape, Granny rapè and all sorts of rapè cases from Ekiti to Oshogbo in this section www.nairaland.com/crime none of them made front page.
why is this guy still posting?
Mukina is too soft. I trust Semid, he takes no shit from anybody!
Sports › Re: Kenneth Omeruo To Now Train With Chelsea Main Squad by Tolexander: 8:58pm On Dec 24, 2013
Wao!
This is a good news!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Photos Of "Jesus Christ" Do You Have In Ur Phone? by Tolexander: 8:54pm On Dec 24, 2013
Is it all about having the picture on one's phone or having the scripture pierced to one's bone?
Politics › Re: Breaking: Retired Primate Peter Akinola Kidnapped In Abeokuta by Tolexander: 8:40pm On Dec 24, 2013
[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]When are we gonna stop this bitter tribal e-war undecided So sad![/quote]only trying to show the kid that kidnapping is a nigerian problem and not a geo-political zone. So far it happened in a geo-political zone doesn't mean the other zones can't be indicted. Hence, my reason for not making any statement from the copy and paste i made.
Politics › Re: Why Obasanjo Fought Me, By Alamieyeseigha by Tolexander:
Did he remember to tell us what he did and why he had to cross-dress from UK to nigeria?
https://www.thescoopng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Impression-of-Alamieyeseigha-300x336.jpg
Family › Re: Make Your Christmas Shout Outs. by Tolexander: 8:10pm On Dec 24, 2013
Chubhie: @Tolexander, I nor lie now. You na cute fine bobo.

As long as there's the strength,vigour and energy of youth, there are no impossibilties. God keeps pulling surprises on me.

I'm honoured to be blessed with a more than a friend Azed.
accepted. But you na the cutest finest guy!

Am also honoured to be blessed with a more than a cousin Azed.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Retired Primate Peter Akinola Kidnapped In Abeokuta by Tolexander: 7:18pm On Dec 24, 2013
cashkid18: wild wild west on rampage sad sad..lets hope dt his head does nt end up in papa's iyabos soup pot lipsrsealed

OSOGBO— An Osun State High
Court sitting in Iwo, yesterday,
sentenced five persons that had
been standing trial over the
[color=crimson]kidnap of the wife of Osun State
House of Assembly Speaker,
Alhaja Muibat Salaam[/color], to 27 years
imprisonment each.
The convicts, [color=crimson]Chukwudi Okereke
(40), Ogbole Ochijile Elijah (25),
Okonkwo Lucky (33), Kaikine
Mahah (35) and Nwadinnor
Philip (30)[/color] were, last year,
arrested in Ilaro, Ogun State, by
the Police.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/10/kidnappers-osun-speakers-wife-jailed-27-years/
Family › Re: Make Your Christmas Shout Outs. by Tolexander: 7:12pm On Dec 24, 2013
Chubhie: My shout out goes to El-Fifty. The Don that stood where even angels fear to tread.

AZed- the definition of true friendship.

Henry- you brighten up the atmosphere with your seasoned ideas

Uche-Prayer machine. Always making the metaphysical tangible.

All my puppy loves.

Tolexander-Ladies man.
chubhieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................
You wan kill me?

Merry xmas and happy new year in advance.

Azed told me what happened. May God strengthen you, be with you and restore all you've lost more than it was done to Job.
Celebrities › Re: Couple Bath With Acid In Osun (photo) by Tolexander: 6:57pm On Dec 24, 2013
Seems we will need carrying base around just for situation like this for neutralization of any acid!

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