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Gaming › Re: Extremely Disappointed With PES 2014 by Tolexander: 8:23am On Oct 24, 2013
kannymoore: Dude.. If you don't have anything positive to contribute to the thread, please move on...abeg...cos this your shoddy attempt at sarcasm is sadly very irritating.
if it irritates you, then jump into the lagoon to bid the world goodbye!
Politics › Re: Grounding Of Amaechi’s Aircraft Illegal — Reps by Tolexander: 7:59am On Oct 24, 2013
Make them no bring this issue out again to distract our attention from the BMW our minister bought o.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Arrested After Oduah-must-go Protest Today by Tolexander: 7:41am On Oct 24, 2013
ngozievergreen: But u ppl were riddled with tribal sentiments when some shops at Onitsha mkt got burnt, and even dragged the Minister into it.
Y are u crying foul now? Eh, hypocrites?
darling you are back?
How was the wilderness?
Crime › Re: Bizarre!Couple Died After Sex In Anambra by Tolexander: 7:26am On Oct 24, 2013
sexkillz indeed!
Celebrities › Re: P Square's Son Vs Wizkid's Son.....who Has More Swag??? by Tolexander:
Na the 1st picture disqualify Peter's kid for my eyes.

The pikin just bend down as if e wan poopoo for road!

One thing i notice about this thread is that there is a sentimental judgement along the tribal plane.
Nairaland General › Re: #Reason Why ASUU Should Call Off The Strike. by Tolexander: 5:39am On Oct 24, 2013
#so that i won't start chasing after sock and sandal girls
Nairaland General › Re: #Reason Why ASUU Should Call Off The Strike. by Tolexander: 5:35am On Oct 24, 2013
toluleke: 2009 this same FG made pledges to ASUU and NIGER DELTA MILLITANTS btw dat period till now millitant ad been paid buh ASUU hasn't gotten a dine.so many more i could tel u.Pdp conventn,dina,presidental thanksgiving,treatments abroad,PAF(10),Senators chocolate salaries and students r suffering 750 ETF LECTURE ROOM wod be filled with 3000 students.Our govt has ruin all we got railway,nepa,refineries,nitel now education.do u knw the numbers of dose seeking admisn dey r comin ova 2dis same system.It beta we change it now dan later.dat y i love syria
bro, the issue here isn't a serious issue like you are handling it.

The thread is just created to catch fun and show your creativity.
Just play along!
Politics › Re: NAFDAC DG, Ministers Escape Air Crash by Tolexander: 5:22am On Oct 24, 2013
This issue is less severe than the heading painted it!
Politics › Re: Relatives Accuse Bianca Of Greed Over Ojukwu’s Property by Tolexander: 5:18am On Oct 24, 2013
Let ojukwu rest in peace now!
Sports › Re: NFF Must Respect Me, Pay Me - Keshi by Tolexander:
Why don't we respect anything that is indigenous to us?

Lars Largaback wey no sabi anything and won nothing for the nation, dem still pay him more regular than the way they are paying Keshi.

Little wonder we are bleaching to resemble oyinbo.
Politics › Re: Abeg Why Does PHCN Take Light Whenever It Rains by Tolexander: 11:15pm On Oct 23, 2013
In my own location, it seems the PHCN officers think the rain will soak the cables and prevent the flow of electric energy.

Before it rains, they will off the light and restore it after 2 days when the water on the cables have been totally drained by sunlight and if rain falls with the 2 days, the next draining days counting will start after the rain.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Wizkid & Olamide Sign Multi-million Naira Endorsement Deal With Guinness by Tolexander: 10:50pm On Oct 23, 2013
Hmmm!

Catch them young and they shall be yours forever!
Politics › Armed & Plainclothes Policemen Clash At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway by Tolexander(op): 10:23pm On Oct 23, 2013
There was pandemonium, Wednesday, at Kirikiri area of Lagos State, when some armed policemen manning a checkpoint at Berger Yard Bus Stop, on Oshodi-Apapa Expressway, were attacked by plainclothes policemen suspected to be from the Command’s X-Squad.

An eyewitness told Vanguard that the incident, which occurred at 2p.m., sent people scampering for safety as the plainclothes officers struggled with the policemen.

An eyewitness, Francis Okonta, described the incident as a shame and called on the police authorities to look into the situation and prevent a re-occurrence.

He said: “The plainclothes policemen did not display professionalism. I do not know why they were arresting the policemen at the check point, but the way they went about is was too bad.

“A policeman refused to let go of his rifle and he almost fired some shots.

“The plainclothes officers endangered the lives of those policeman and that of members of the public. They also disgraced the force.”
orisun
Events › Re: "Aso Ebi" For Patience Jonathan's Mother's Funeral by Tolexander: 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2013
The aso ebi looks like the material use in making [color=crimson]unblerra[/color]!
Gaming › Re: Extremely Disappointed With PES 2014 by Tolexander: 10:00pm On Oct 23, 2013
gbokukueba: Let me just stick to my PES 13 jeje... btw how do i transfer my 2013 into 2014?
boss, you still dey play game?
Wetin you want make your pikin dey play?
Sports › Re: Watching Football Matches In Public Viewing Centres Or Your House? by Tolexander: 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2013
Nimen: i'll tell Temi cheesy
abeg, no tell her o!
Sports › Re: Watching Football Matches In Public Viewing Centres Or Your House? by Tolexander: 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2013
Olugbenger: abeg i go like come ur area oh....na so so fight n fight dey happen for my area anytime star score goal.
abeg no come, i no want make you come share the market with me.

2 great hugs tonight!

Na el classihug remain for saturday!
Sports › Re: Watching Football Matches In Public Viewing Centres Or Your House? by Tolexander:
My bro, na the viewing centre be the koko o!

There is this lady that is a Cristiano Ronaldo fan that always come to watch every Real Madrid match. She normally passes by my house to watch in the viewing centre and any time i see her passing to watch the match, that is when i also leave my home for the viewing centre so that i can take the seat by her sides.

Anytime Ronaldo scores, my guy, na hug she go hug everybody sitting by her sides.

These sweet hugs always make me to pray for Ronaldo to score every micro second.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Jonathan Sets Up Three-member Panel To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Scandal by Tolexander: 4:52pm On Oct 23, 2013
Commitocrazy and panelocracy!

What action was taken on the Nuhu Ribadu panel report?
Celebrities › Re: Oboy, Wizkid's Son Is Extremely Stylish (see Swag) by Tolexander: 2:49pm On Oct 23, 2013
Who is her mother?
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Arrested After Oduah-must-go Protest Today by Tolexander: 2:34pm On Oct 23, 2013
PointB: Is Melaye and his fellow travelers not seeing the rot in Lagos State concessionary agreement as recently exposed? Why is he and other so-called SW activist engaging in conspiracy of silence on that, but find it easy to campaign against a very hard-working member of the FEC, the most effective Aviation Minister in the past 2 decades. Is is because Fashola and Tinubu are untouchabe, while Stella is an easy prey?

Well, we have good news for you, Oduah Stella will not be hounded out of office by clowns and womanisers such as Dinosour Melaye.

#Stella Stays!
mr man, free all tribal sentiments!

The stella Oduah issue is a national issue, dino melaye was a member of the house of representatives. Why just trying to drag melaye into the state's issue he is less concerned with other than living there?

Best aviation minister indeed!
Education › Re: ASUU Strike Will Be Over In A Few Months –education Minister by Tolexander: 2:10pm On Oct 23, 2013
give a specific month, few
months is not definite.
10 months time is also few
months time!
Family › Re: Men Have Been Advise To Keep Away From Their Wives' Breast by Tolexander: 1:17pm On Oct 23, 2013
Olly barbie219: Choi!....lwkmd,Ur child must see this post*saving for future reference*
i will tell him i was under the influence of breastocohol when i typed it!
Nairaland General › Re: Is Your Nairaland Character A True Reflection Of Your Real-life Character? by Tolexander: 9:36am On Oct 23, 2013
[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]wonder why u fnk in gay[/quote]aren't you?

If you aren't, then we can meet.
Nairaland General › Re: Is Your Nairaland Character A True Reflection Of Your Real-life Character? by Tolexander: 9:34am On Oct 23, 2013
[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]ha, tolex, u don get gf niye o[/quote]hmmmm!
Oluwatola is my sister!
Celebrities › Re: Sumbo Ajaba Showers Praises On Hubby, Gives Him A Romantic Gift For His Birthday by Tolexander: 8:47am On Oct 23, 2013
One man's meat is another man's poison!
Politics › Re: United Nation Referendum To Remove West From Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:41am On Oct 23, 2013
Musiwa syndrome!
Celebrities › Re: BBA Winner,dillish Wears bosom Revealing Outfit To See Edo State Governor(oboy) by Tolexander: 8:34am On Oct 23, 2013
Dem wan use bobby carry the whole edo state allocation!
Education › Re: What Subject Did You Hate Most In Secondary School..? by Tolexander: 8:28am On Oct 23, 2013
jaryeh: I never hated any subject. But I just dislike anything not involving calculations. That is to say BIOLOGY was never my friend. Taaaa!
jaryeh, biology gat calculation o!

Calculation of the ovulation period, safe period, when to condomise and not, pregnancy period.
Politics › Re: Oduah Under Probe For Stopping Foreign Airlines From Kano Airport by Tolexander: 8:19am On Oct 23, 2013
emmysenior: What if it's entirely opposite of what you re thinking? "What if?"
oga mi, if only we can have the opposite of the house members.
Music/Radio › Re: Davido Pays Clarence Peters 7million Naira To Shoot Another Skelewu Video by Tolexander: 8:13am On Oct 23, 2013
With the way things are going with the directing of the skelewu video, Director-General of the Nigeria
Television Authority, NTA, Alhaji
Musa Mayaki may eventually be invited to direct the video.

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