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Education › Re: Kwara State University Ŧo Change Name Ŧo ASSU by Tolexander: 9:04am On Sep 11, 2013
Yungwizzzy: Changed KWASU to ASSU which sounds like ASUU?

I pity the students cos their lecturers gon be striking and lightning from now till eternity grin grin
well done o.
I see you o!
Education › Re: Kwara House Passes Bill Changing State Varsity To ASSU by Tolexander: 7:21am On Sep 11, 2013
Change KWASU to ASSU which resembles ASUU?

I pity the students cos their lecturers will just be striking on a slight provocation on unpaid salaries, arrears and allowances.
Romance › Re: . by Tolexander:
Me, i don't like talking about my ex or my gurl talking about her ex.

That is the reason i very much hate mathematics cos it talks about X too much without giving us Y and why [color=crimson] dX[/color] won't be constant with all the variables
Romance › Re: Wife Pushes Husband To His Death 1 Wk Into Marriage because She Had Second Thoughts by Tolexander: 7:06am On Sep 11, 2013
Graham said Johnson grabbed
her arm, then she turned
around and 'pushed Johnson
with both hands in the back,
and as a result, he fell face
first off the cliff'
mr and mrs smith
Politics › Re: Olu of Warri bows, rescinds decision to renounce title - by Tolexander: 6:30am On Sep 11, 2013
Wetin dey do am before.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Netherland Set To Close Down Prisons Due To Lack Of Criminals by Tolexander: 6:14am On Sep 11, 2013
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Attacks Atiku by Tolexander: 6:06am On Sep 11, 2013
So obasanjo still dey laff o?
Politics › Re: Tunisia Deports 98 Nigerians For Immigration Offences by Tolexander: 6:01am On Sep 11, 2013
The other time i mentioned the edo state people and the oversea mentality, some guys were castigating me.

May still gat to the time when the countries in the horn of africa will start deporting nigerians if care isn't taken and something done.
Family › Re: Photos:20-month-old Baby Boy Lives On Suckling A Neighbor's Cow Breast by Tolexander:
The cow is said to have
known that the child suckles it
and it goes to the place they
usually meet with the boy to
give him milk.
probably a bull impregnated the baby's mum to give birth to the baby.


If the baby starts acting like an animal when he becomes an adult, they won't understand the source of the behavior.
Sports › Re: Players Of African Origin by Tolexander: 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2013
Sani Keita- Greece(nigeria)
Politics › 23 Killed As Vehicles Crash Into Collapsed Bridge In Katsina by Tolexander(op): 5:57pm On Sep 10, 2013
No fewer than 23 persons were feared killed in multiple crashes, when their vehicles plunged into a collapsed bridge at Yar’randa village in Charanchi Local Government Area of Katsina State.

The first crash involved a bus conveying 24 passengers which plunged into the bridge few minutes after its collapse on Monday night.

According to the witness, the bridge collapsed at about 9.30p.m. due to heavy downpour and moments after the bus with registration number XA 328 KZR, conveying passengers from Kano to Katsina, fell into the bridge.

The villagers said efforts made to alert the bus driver was to no avail as he was on high speed.
Collapsed Yar'randa bridge where 23 passengers died in Charnachi, Katsina State, Monday. PHOTO: NAN

Collapsed Yar’randa bridge where 23 passengers died in Charnachi, Katsina State, Monday. PHOTO: NAN

The bus and the passengers were swept by the heavy current and some of the dead bodies were recovered miles away in Ajiwa area, the villagers and officials told NAN.

NAN also gathered that only two of the passengers in the bus, including a student of Federal College of Education, Bichi in Kano state, survived the incident.

The student, Jamilu Aminu-Elder, who was seen at the scene, could not speak to NAN as he was still in shock.

The police said 10 bodies had been recovered and deposited at the mortuary of General Hospital, Kankia while the search for 12 others was ongoing.

Similarly, another person was reported dead when the vehicle he was in, a Mitsubishi truck, fell into the water at about 5.00a.m. on Tuesday.

Two other persons in the vehicle however survived, while a motorcycle rider with a passenger, who also plunged into the collapsed bridge were rescued alive.

Deputy Commissioner of Police Bala Senchi, who visited the scene, confirmed the story, but said the police were not clear on the number of death as the search for the missing passengers was still on.

He said policemen had been deployed to the area to control traffic and prevent further accident at the scene.

Malam Rabi’u Ibrahim, the Permanent Secretary, sttae Ministry for Works and Housing and an official of Federal Roads Maintenance Agency (FERMA) had visited the scene to assess the damage.

Ibrahim said a report would be forwarded to the Katsina State Government for prompt intervention.

He condoled with the families of the deceased persons and prayed for the repose of the souls of those who died. (NAN)
orisun
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo Builds Multi-million Naira House In Lekki (PHOTO) by Tolexander: 5:52pm On Sep 10, 2013
Shey na the mansion dey inside that picture?
Politics › Re: Without PDP There Would Be No Democracy In Nigeria Says President Jonathan by Tolexander: 3:33pm On Sep 10, 2013
Perhaps he meant kleptocracy
Politics › Re: South African Face Deportation For Being Too Fat by Tolexander: 11:03am On Sep 10, 2013
Why won't they deport him?

Considering:
the amount of food and water he will be consuming daily which is enough to feed 100 children.

The amount of yards of cloth he will use to make his body wears which is enough to cloth 10people.

The fraction of space he will occupy which can be enough to house 5 men and 10rabbits.

And lastly, the size of the coffin he will need to drive his corpse to the humus which will very much be as big as a nigerian kiosk.

Those are enough to wreck a nation.
Culture › Re: Protest Against Olu Of Warri by Tolexander: 10:15am On Sep 10, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Is he mad?! angry


Why would a Traditional ruler just wake up and abolish a tradition that has been in existence way before his great-great-great-great-grandfathers were born?! angry If he feels the need to make a real change, why not abolish the mornarchy entirely?! Its not like he serves any real or tangible purpose to Mankind..

[/quote]exactly the same question am trying to ask. Why will a man wake up to impose his own mentality and religion on another people.
It isn't mandatory he becomes the olu of warri. If he isn't in support of the religion the people practise, let him relinquish the post.
Politics › Re: ASUU STRIKE:FG Seeks Spiritual Solution To End Face-off by Tolexander: 4:29am On Sep 10, 2013
skimarvel: Senate President David Mark and the governor of Benue State, Gabriel Suswam have called on religious leaders to intervene in the lingering face-off between the Federal Government and Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) which has resulted in the closure of universities nationwide.
Addressing the 2nd plenary session of the Catholic Bishops Conference of Nigeria (CBCN) in Otukpo, Benue State yesterday, Senator Mark said the differences between the federal government and ASUU required spiritual intervention in order to end the unending imbroglio.
David Mark lamented the plight of the students who have been kept at home and deprived of a stable school calender because of the on-going ASUU strike.
Also speaking, the Benue State governor, Suswam called for partnership between the church, government and the people in order to fast-track political development and stability in the country, urging the bishops to use the session to appeal to ASUU to shift ground as the federal government had made reasonable concessions to their demands to give peace a chance and return students to school.
In his welcome address, the President, Catholic Bishops Conference of Nigeria, Most Rev. Ignatius Kaigama urged Christians to be loyal to biblical teachings in all their dealings and called for interior purifications among Nigerians adding that with renewed commitment to the task of teaching and sanctifying, Nigeria will overcome her travails
source?
Crime › Re: 'I Bought Fake Naira Notes From Alaba Market' by Tolexander: 4:25am On Sep 10, 2013
The accused pleaded
not guilty
to the charge and Magistrate
Mrs. Pinhero admitted him on
bail
in the sum of N100,000 with
two
sureties in like sum.
the N100,000 should better be checked well to avoid being paid in a fake bill.

Alaba market and its piracy. Pirating nigerian bill!
Crime › Woman Jailed 14 Years For Stealing N3.15m by Tolexander(op): 3:19am On Sep 10, 2013
Abuja — An Abuja Magistrate
Court, yesterday, sentenced a 22-
year-old cashier, Mariam Salifu, to
14 years in prison for stealing
N3.15 million belonging to her
employers.
The convict, residing at Karimo in
the FCT, was arraigned on a two-
count charge of criminal breach
of trust and theft. She had earlier
admitted to absconding with the
money.
The Magistrate, Hajiya Fati Tafida,
sentenced Salifu without an
option to pay fine.
She ordered that the convict be
imprisoned at the Federal
Prisons, Suleija, for 14 years to
serve as deterrent to others.
Earlier, the Police Prosecutor, Mr
Phillip Appolos, had told the court
that one Christopher Nwozor of
Life Camp, Abuja, reported the
matter at the Life Camp Police
Station on August 19.
He said that the accused, who is
a cashier at C.C. Royal Fishing,
was told to deposit N3.15 million
into the company’s account in
Diamond Bank at Wuse Zone 2.
Appolos said that the accused
absconded with the money on
August 17, to an unknown
destination, instead of
depositing it.
The prosecutor said that Salifu
was subsequently, arrested in
Lokoja, following police
investigation.
orisun
Politics › Re: Saraki, Baraje Are Not Entitled To Guards – Police by Tolexander: 2:48am On Sep 10, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Those guys are big boys who can take care of themselves. Atiku alone can, from his loot, recruit 1million man private security for the duo
in other word, GEJ is also a big boy and can take care of himself from the loot, #1billion annual food budget and abundance of known and unknown allowances. We can also crave for the withdrawal of his security and hire them himself.
Celebrities › Re: 9ice Returns To School by Tolexander: 2:38am On Sep 10, 2013
He is back to school indeed!
Sports › Re: Onyewu Broke My Ribs In A Fight - Ibrahimovic by Tolexander: 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2013
Egugun omo igbo.
Autos › Re: Where Can I Rent A Car To Use During My Stay In 9ja by Tolexander: 7:09pm On Sep 09, 2013
gbokukueba: Hi,

Intrested in renting a car as well... how does it work?
don't worry, i will give you mine.
Politics › Re: GEJ Was Only Joking When He Said He Won't Run In 2015 - Abati by Tolexander: 6:37pm On Sep 09, 2013
Abati took the
unprecedented step of
revealing what actually
transpired during the
secret meeting in which his
boss was meant to have made
the unconstitutional
agreement
.
Crime › Re: Terrible News: 8-year-old Bride Dies Of Injuries On Wedding Night by Tolexander: 3:05pm On Sep 09, 2013
Team yerima 0 vs 1 team omotola
Politics › Re: Night Patrol And Training Of Somali Police By Men Of Nigeria Police Force.(PICS) by Tolexander: 2:41pm On Sep 09, 2013
They are teaching them 'wetin you carry' and how to collect #20.
Sports › Re: Ozil Selling Five Times More Shirts Than Bale by Tolexander: 1:58pm On Sep 09, 2013
Ozil
Politics › Re: Confusion Over Emergence Of Gbenga Daniel’s Lawyer As Chief Of Staff In EFCC by Tolexander: 1:49pm On Sep 09, 2013
Paul John: Fresh air has been blown to Gbenga Daniel. grin
Lucky him.
oga mi! Don't mind them jare.

That is why we need fresh hair and not fresh air, i meant new people and not this old ones which will pass away.
Politics › Re: PDP Youths Stab Delta Commissioner by Tolexander: 1:41pm On Sep 09, 2013
Gwekzy: Bros am 4rm Ughelli n can fully confirm it...
i suspect you are the stabber.

You are under e-arrest!
Education › Re: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by Tolexander: 9:54am On Sep 09, 2013
Education › Strike: Information Minister’s Statement Careless, Says ASUU by Tolexander(op): 9:49am On Sep 09, 2013
UMUAHIA — THE Academic Staff
Union of Universities, ASUU, has
lashed out at the Information
Minister, Labaran Maku, for
saying Nigeria would shut down
if the Federal Government
conceded to the demands of
university teachers.
ASUU described the minister’s
statement as a careless
utterance, and urged Nigerians
to ignore him.
The union in a statement by
Zonal Coordinator, Calabar zone,
Dr. Charles Ononuju, said Maku
was ignorant of the agreement
between it and the Federal
Government.
It asked Maku to apologise to
Nigerians for such unguarded
comments and warned him to
stop playing politics with the
future of the Nigerian child.
ASUU said: “Nigerians should
ignore the careless utterance by
the Minister of Information that
the country will shut down if
ASUU’s demand is met. It seems
the minister has not seen or read
the 2009 ASUU/FG agreement.
“The country has not shut down
with constant government
wastages and billions of dollars
being stolen. The minister should
apologise to Nigerians for such
unguarded comments and stop
playing politics with the future of
Nigerian child.”
orisun
Business › Re: Africa’s Richest (from Nigeria) Land In Nairobi. by Tolexander: 9:36am On Sep 09, 2013
SLIDE waxie: what is this one sayin again na?
the best way to understand is to continue to read it again.
Politics › Re: PDP States Paralysed As Governors Relocate To Abuja by Tolexander: 9:34am On Sep 09, 2013
berem: At this juncture, I GIVE UP! cry
you just dey give up?

Me don give up tey tey. The reason i don't give a damn on them again.

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