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Politics › Re: Story On 53 Gold-Plated Iphones False - Reno Omokri by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2013
Not yet convinced!

Exactly how Reuben Abati came to debunk the story of Patience Jonathan being hospitalised in germany until she came to tell us she was dead 7times.

http://www.channelkoos.com/index.php/news/2390-patience-jonathan-not-sick-shes-only-resting-abroad-presidency

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/09/fg-debunks-rumour-of-first-ladys-illness/
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by Tolexander: 5:49pm On Sep 11, 2013
Ogugua!
Why would you direct us to a closed thread on the tiger wood's appeal to his wife!
Celebrities › Re: Actress Nikiru Sylvanus Returns To Nollywood by Tolexander: 5:41pm On Sep 11, 2013
nerodenero: Posting a comment shows you just read about her. The babe is demented huh
if the topic had kemi olunloyo in it, i wouldn't open the thread.
Politics › Re: Fired Ministers ,Their State Of Origin & Reason(s) For Their Sack by Tolexander: 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2013
ochejoseph: Fired ministers and their states of Origin

Going to War with foot soldiers whose loyalty lies elsewhere could be dangerous,hence Jonathan has decided to stick to those whose allegiance to him is un questionable and weed his administration of poor performing & disloyal elements !


1. Ama pepple - Rivers

Lack lustre performance ,Amaechi Nominee.
Standing on the fence
2. Shamsudeen Usman -Kano .
Good performance casualty of high wire politics ,G7

3. Gbenga Ashiru - Osun
Excellent performance,but dinning with his Bosses enemies


4 . Hadiza mailafiya- Kaduna
Lack lustre performance

5. Rukkaya Rufai -
Jigawa
ASSU + politics of 2015

6. Olushola Obada - Osun (fmr deputy to oyinlola) .
Waekness ,old age and
New PDP wahala


7.Bukar Tijanni - Borno

Very poor performance, inabilty to advance PDP in Borno

8.Zainab Kuchi - Niger
Poor performance,disloyalty

9.Sacked previously Abdulkadir - Sokoto
NYCN wahala ,Disloyalty

10 Ita Okon - Akwa Ibom

Very poor Performance
all na politics!
Celebrities › Re: Pics: Saka Kisses Wife In Public As She Gushes About Life As His Wife by Tolexander: 3:33pm On Sep 11, 2013
"I am so happy and lucky to
have married a comedian. We
didn't really date for a long
time, he proposed to me the
second time we met. He's a
very lovely man, honestly he's
incomparable. He truly loves
me and I love him. Life with
him is peaceful and I thank
God"
may God not let any of you to port.

Why won't you be happy to marry a comedian that has just murdered poverty!
Politics › Re: OBASANJO (PHOTOs) by Tolexander: 3:28pm On Sep 11, 2013
Zane2point4: Yeeeeees!at last we found the missing link blw apes and humans!
while trying to know when you will complete your evolution abi?
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Rocking Aso Ebi by Tolexander: 3:24pm On Sep 11, 2013
Cute!

How i wish she can continue to be in this attire. Even the those legs that aren't straight are protected.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Closes Gap On South Africa’s Investment Lead by Tolexander: 3:10pm On Sep 11, 2013
Can this be true.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Reshuffles Cabinet (UPdated) by Tolexander: 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2013
jagabanare: just a breaking news seen on channels TV now 9ministers affected. details coming later. pdp!!!
comment coming later!
Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Reshuffles Cabinet (Updated) by Tolexander:
Those are the ministers who are either nominated by the 'rebellious' PDP governors or sitting on the fence when they are supposed to support him.

Little wonder Nyesom Wike is fighting Rotimi Amechi with everything he has
Politics › Re: 23 Killed As Vehicles Crash Into Collapsed Bridge In Katsina by Tolexander: 2:19pm On Sep 11, 2013
3ace: The thread on the FrontPage shouldn't be there in the first place because it was 6 minutes later than this one. I guess the moderators mistakenly/deliberately moved Tolexander's thread to FrontPage.
it was a mistake on the part of OAM4J.
When i saw him closing my thread, i went on to check the referred thread and saw it was 6minutes earlier.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 12 Years After September 11, Haunting Memories Of Terror Attack by Tolexander: 1:32pm On Sep 11, 2013
Emmyk: undecided
don't mind me jare!
Politics › Re: 23 Killed As Vehicles Crash Into Collapsed Bridge In Katsina by Tolexander: 12:33pm On Sep 11, 2013
RIP!

Only God knows when last good news is reported.

RIP everyday.
The RIP written per day on nairaland is enough if gathered in a book to make a book as big as Keith L. Moore Essential clinical anatomy textbook.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 12 Years After September 11, Haunting Memories Of Terror Attack by Tolexander:
When i remember september 11, 2001
water run away me eye,
aye aye, water run away me eye!
Celebrities › Re: Actress Nikiru Sylvanus Returns To Nollywood by Tolexander: 12:19pm On Sep 11, 2013
Two days ago, it was reported
that Nollywood actress Nkiru
Sylvanus has returned to
Nollywood after being relieved
of her job by Gov. Rochas
Okorocha as the Special
Assistant on Lagos Affairs
for
the Imo State Government.
lol!

Some posts can be funny all in the name of come-and-chop politics.

Kemi Olunloyo is an attention seeking woman on social site. I've stopped reading anything that comes from her since last year even the bianca-ffk issue.
Politics › Re: Daniel, Bankole’s Aides, Others Join APC by Tolexander: 12:06pm On Sep 11, 2013
And some of the supporters of this newly formed APC will come out to say the party is for the progressive minds.
All are birds of a feather.
Politics › Herdsmen Destroy Farms In Jos Communities by Tolexander(op): 12:00pm On Sep 11, 2013
Jos - Suspected vandals have
invaded farms in Gyel and other
communities in the Jos South
Local Government Area of
Plateau, destroying crops and
plants.
At some of the farms on on
Wednesday, it was observed that
some of the crops were
uprooted while others were cut
down from the middle.
The destroyed crops were mainly
maize ready for harvest.
Also destroyed were hectares of
millet, rice, sorghum, sugar cane
and other plantations.
A youth leader in Gyel
Community, Mr Pam Monday,
whose farm was also
destroyed,said that such
vandalism had been taking place
in the community.
He accused herdsmen of being
responsible for the destruction,
alleging that the attackers had
changed their tactics from
attacking residents of the
communities to destroying
farms.
“In our community alone, 30
farms were destroyed by
herdsman on Friday night. More
were destroyed on Saturday
morning.
“We believe the vandals are
herdsmen because they led their
cows into the farms to graze.
Those that they couldn’t take the
cows to, they used cutlasses to
cut down.’’
Monday, who is also a member of
the vigilance group in the area,
claimed that efforts to get the
attention of the Special Task
Force (STF) maintaining peace in
Plateau to intervened had proved
fruitless.
“The STF men are here, but they
hardly listen to our cries,” he
alleged.
Another resident whose farm
was destroyed, Mrs Rose Bot,
said that she spent huge sums of
money to cultivate her rice farm
that was destroyed.
“I am appealing to the State
Government to step in and
address the situation because
we are left with nothing,” a
wailing Bot said.
The STF Media Officer, Capt. Salisu
Mustapha, who confirmed
receiving a report on the
destruction, assured that efforts
were being made to track down
the suspects.
“The STF has put in a thorough
search to that effect; we have
vowed to track down the
syndicate destroying farms in
Plateau State,” he said.
Mustapha, however, decried the
act, wondering why people
should resort to destroying
crops.
The spokesman alleged that a
gang was behind the destruction
but debunked allegations that
STF men around the affected
areas were not taking the issue
seriously.
“Why are they in those areas if
not to protect the people and
their property,?” he asked. (NAN)
orisun
Politics › Re: 12 Year Old Commits Suicide In Yenogoa by Tolexander: 11:53am On Sep 11, 2013
nedu2000: I wonder why people bother committing suicide,life is already short,if she was patient enough she'll die anyways
source: i will rather die than to commit suicide- Patience Jonathan!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Disgraced Me Out Of Office — Farida Waziri by Tolexander: 11:49am On Sep 11, 2013
She is just trying to solicit pity.

She isn't that capable.
Politics › Re: 12 Year Old Commits Suicide In Yenogoa by Tolexander: 11:39am On Sep 11, 2013
Sad news!

OP! 12year old gurl committed suicide and you put am for celebrity's section. Are we meant to celebrate it?

Won't be suprising to hear that the 12year old gurl committed suicide cos his boyfriend jilted her. No be nigeria where a 16year old guy shined the congo of his 14year old girlfriend resulting to the birth of triplets
Celebrities › Re: Grammy Award Winner Youssou N’dour Sacked As Senegal’s Minister Of Culture by Tolexander: 11:33am On Sep 11, 2013
He don do the guy self.

No be him be the richest african base musician!
Education › Re: NANS Leader Yinka Gbadebo Impeached by Tolexander: 11:29am On Sep 11, 2013
Who are these cultists disturbing us with silly politics of theirs.
Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:17am On Sep 11, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]It's the same as yours. [/color]
mine no gat ban, close thread and lock thread buttons. Just wanna see them.
Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:10am On Sep 11, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]The garri crew were squashed like sugar-ants, but their wounded pride won't allow them. They created several usernames but forgot that it takes less than 10 seconds to ban a user

In 10 mins, I can ban 60 usernames. . . They couldn't keep up. grin
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please give me your password for 10minutes. I wanna know how your page looks like.
Thanks!
Nairaland General › Re: Types Of Nairalanders......Add Yours!!!!!.. by Tolexander: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]1.)End time preachers: The most populous group..Whatever happens or whatever news is posted,all you see is 'End time tinz','this is truly end time'..
2.)Garri price Loyalists:: They go from one board to another to quote news and hot topics.The only thing they say is 'how that one take reduce garri price?' or 'Does that change the price of garri?'
3.) First to comment Loyalists: They hardly say something meaningful or sensible...All they say is 'First to comment,dancing azonto!!' or 'again,i'm the first to comment,i get luck oo'
4.)Front Page Solicitors:They hardly post comments..All they say is 'Front page tinz mod'....Not thinking about the relevance of the topic...
5.) Sexkillz lovers: They feature in the romance section and are mostly females...When a picture is Posted,the only comment they give is 'This looks like sexkillz'...'Oh,it looks exactly like sexkillz'....
NB:Sexkillz is a mod in d romance section!
7.)Antispam bot enemies.:This is very common in the education section.They so hate this bot that they go about the section laying curses on the bot..I laugh anytime i see such..*No be the bot jare,na d work wey oga@d top send am hn dey deliver....
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Add yours....Its all for fun!!!![/quote]the okada passengers.
'okada please drop me here. Wanna piss', 'okada please zoom off'!

The 'just as if you brought the word out of my mind' group
Nairaland General › Re: What Mask Do You Want To Wear In Halloween? by Tolexander: 10:30am On Sep 11, 2013
Am gonna wear halloween mask.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Jay-z And Beyonce In Kano by Tolexander: 10:28am On Sep 11, 2013
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to Jay Z and Beyonce
Happy birthday to you.

We wish you
happy birthday return
from kano
boko haram and kidnapper
hip! hip!! hip!!!
Hurray!

The photo in that shop is strong mehn!
Education › Re: Kwara State University Ŧo Change Name Ŧo ASSU by Tolexander: 10:16am On Sep 11, 2013
Yungwizzzy: what I do bro?? grin
let keep it cos we both know what you did.
Education › Re: Unilorin Discovers New Anti- Malaria Compounds. by Tolexander: 10:13am On Sep 11, 2013
Am waiting for them to patent the drug so that we can assay the compound and then conclude on the potency over the existing derivatives as claimed by the man.
Education › Re: C’ River Primary School Teachers Begin Indefinite Strike by Tolexander: 9:58am On Sep 11, 2013
TEACHERS in public schools in
Cross River State have begun
an indefinite strike.
this is good!

This should be done in the primary and secondary schools so that the pupils would be exposed to what they will encounter in the university from the ASUU, NASU, SSANU NAAT.
Politics › Re: FG Order For 53 Gold Iphones To Celebrate Independence by Tolexander:
Basic models in gold or rose
gold cost from £3,000. Ali says
he is fulfilling an order from
the Nigerian government for
53 gold iPhones to mark the
country’s 53rd year of
independence from Britain
next month.
53 gold iphone multiplied by £3,000 = £159,000 = N40,959,713.43.


N41million of nigerian budget for less than 53 people(cos the president may likely have 2 or more of the iphones) of the 160million population.

ASUU is on strike with the students not knowing when they will resume.

Daniel Oikhena wanted to stow away from Benin airport to US but became devastated on landing in lagos airport.

90nigerians were deported from an ordinary Tunisia around 12.32am today like fishes back into the beach.

All the above cos of the claim 'nigeria doesn't have money'.

Jonathan, God is watching you in 3D o!
Romance › Re: Am I Greedy? by Tolexander: 9:20am On Sep 11, 2013
I no sabi how greed be, so i no sabi if una two be the same.

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