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Aparecido fell in love with his pet
goat two years ago, and
apparently she has already been
accepted as a “stepmother” by
the man’s seven children, who
will all be at the wedding.
Although their upcoming
wedding has caused a lot of
controversy in the community,
and attracted accusations from
animal rights activists, Castaldo
said they have no plans to
consummate their marriage.

iriri aye!
Does that mean the goat wont dash him Mouth Action and recieve hand action from him?

“Whenever someone says I am
doing something wrong I reply
the goat does not speak, ask for
money to go shopping and
doesn’t get pregnant – and she
can’t talk,” the groom-to-be
praised his future wife. She does
have one fault, though – she tries
to eat everything, including the
first wedding dress Aparecido
got for her. Luckily, he was able
to find another.

**fallen from xmas tree**

Nice.

Wao! The scottish kit is cute on him mehn.
Its high time we started with this in nigeria.

According to reports, the
woman, Rachael Shebesh was
at the forefront of a protest by
Nairobi City County workers
who were demanding for
better pay. They met the
governor and it was while
making their demands that
Gov. Kidero slapped Shebesh.

dem woman for kenya gentle. Make dem no try that for here.

Are they sure it is the commissioner that was stabbed or the commissioner stabbed someone cos nigerian news can be twisted..

The guy fuccked up ridding the party's horse to the government house in the first instance cos okorocha is bigger than APGA.

The list isn't complete. Where are the other rich men?
Are they not mentioned or the refused to attend?

It is good to be squeezing the less powerfull countries in africa like south africa is doing to us.

“President Goodluck has been
having series of meetings
towards resolving PDP crises but
he has no time to attend to
ASUU’s strike.

he isn't after PDP crisis but his second term and that is what he has been doing since he was sworn in.

“My husband had séx with me
many times and on each
occasion after the act, I would
have to use hot water to treat
the wound I sustained during
the séx.

the man gat razor for dick!

Kidnapping man of God?

Na bible dem wan collect as ransom?

Well, that question should be in those days.

Peacock!

Thanks to the invention of washing machine. She would dare not wear anything like this those days when there was no washing machine.

Wondering why some old cargoes are still struggling to be in vogue.

Eyin mama e lo sempe!

If dem burst the balls, make e no come meet us o.

Make the guy talk say he need blackberry jare!

This is a good practice. Not in nigeria where after donating semen, you still go on to pay.

See how iyanya dey feel on top of the world.

We need fresh hair in the presidency not the fresh air of Jonathan!

When she stimulated him and couldn't liberate him of the semen.
Unreleased semen dey pain scrotum, scrotum dey pain person.

“If you think I’m the only one
who feels this way, you’re
kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama
said, jabbing his finger in the
direction of the Russian
President’s face. “Ask Angela
Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask
the Turkish guy. Every last one of
them thinks you’re a Joystick.”

is obama also on nairaland or how does he know joystick?

Oh, na d editing machine!

meryl4merit: Lol!!! Guy lyk u've seen me b4!!!

surely!
I have seen you before.
You are chocolate in skin colour and slim.

meryl4merit: Congrats gene.... When I grow up I will be lyk u...

madam!

Geni is just 34 while you are 43. You wanna grow young you meant?

Nice move!

Why wouldn't his waec english results be seized?

Perhaps the marker was unable to finish the marking within the stipulated time cos he would need checking the available dictionaries and look for unavailable ones to check if all the vocabularies he wrote were correct. And google was absent in those days to make the checking faster.

Exactly how a threat and warning was given before the 50th anniversary.

Nigerians don't panick, terrorist attack is everywhere-Jonathan Goodluck

Happy married life!

See how the bride take teeth resemble her pale

mollie12: What period of time are you referring to as 'then'?

The science involved in counting of time is a very old one - much older than the Gregory after whom the present day calendar is named. It is simply not correct to say that there was no proper concept of time before the Gregorian calendar.

what i said is the mode of year counting those days of biblical genealogy from adam to enoch cant be perfectly the same with the gregorian calendar we use today. Thank God you know there had been calendars before pope Gregory xiii introduced the gregorian calendar after the Julian in the 16th century. And you know there are some additional adjustments to the previous calendars to make up the Julian.

There are and there were many calendars eg Burmese, Byzantine, Buddhist, Chinese, Coptic, etc.

damosky12: there had been a callender since the the time of Kain and Abel. A year was 12 months. We arnt stupid to believe this.

sorry man. I want an educative response and not this type. Who created the 12months a year calendar?

Perhaps julian calendar is different from the gregorian.

There used to be 10months in a year in the previous calendar until january and february were added making september, october, november and december the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th. These four months were 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month respectively. Hence the sept(7), oct(, non(9) and dec(10) prefixes before the 'embers' respectively.
Bet you didn't know these before. That is the reason i need an intelligent response.

The operator of the illegal
college attracted
students by printing flyers
which he distributes
to churches across the country,
as most of the
students claimed they came to
know about the
school through their pastors.

some people are just gullible most especially if happens to come from their pastors as if their pastors are God.

See her bobby like a 2naira mango!