Politics › Re: Anambra Poll: ANPP, CPC Withdraw From APC Merger by Tolexander: 3:37pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Typical nigerian political party! |
Crime › Re: Undergraduate Commits Suicide Over Inability To Have Sex With His Girlfriend. by Tolexander: 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
Apparently in a bid to find a lasting solution to his predicament, it was gathered that he visited several churches, where he was asked to embark on 31 days fasting and prayers to restore his manhood, but all to no avail. Emeke who had been receiving several complaints from his girlfriend about his inability to satisfy her promised to make it up to her. people blaming the church just because the guy visited the church base on fornication should give another thought on the issue. What if the guy had not try to fornicate with his girlfriend, how would the girlfriend know he is satisfactorily impotent even after undergoing a rigorous fasting and prayer of 31days? |
Politics › Re: APGA Not Fielding Candidate Inanambra Guber Poll, Says Party Scribe by Tolexander: 9:26am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Nigerian political politics!
PDP don dissociate.
APGA no gat bond.
APC don associate.
Labour Party gat lone pair. |
Celebrities › Re: Dino Melaye Finally Claims Responsibility For Actress Bisi Ibidapo’s Child?!? by Tolexander: 8:25am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Are we sure Dino is ready to assume the paternal responsibility of the baby or ready to resume the fuccking responsibility of Bisi Ibidapo? |
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua Doesn't Support Military Action Against Syria by Tolexander: 8:04am On Sep 05, 2013 |
He is right with his prediction opinion! |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Too Weak, A Total Disappointment – Asari Dokubo by Tolexander: 7:36am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Either asari dokubo wants a renewal of the chop-make-i-chop contract with GEJ or he has ported! |
Politics › Re: Opon Imo Wins UN Award Of E-learning, Creativity And Education In Estonia by Tolexander: 7:35am On Sep 05, 2013 |
To be sincere, i was never a fan of this my governor but he convinced me so hard he is the messiah.
Congrat to O-governor! |
Politics › Re: Enugu Government Now Moves To Demolish Church by Tolexander: 7:19am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Surely, the church members in enugu will have been calling the state government antichrist for trying to demolishing the church not minding he has provided an alternate space for them.
Why on earth must they not follow the appropriate approval before erecting their structure(s)? Being uncivil isn't part of christianity. |
Romance › Re: Man Sues Ex-girlfriend For Abusing His Sperm: “she Demanded Sex 6 Times A Day”. by Tolexander: 6:56am On Sep 05, 2013 |
He added that she constantly threatened to commit suicide if her intimate desire was not fulfilled or if he left her. e be like say the guy daft sha? Nobody go teach the woman to stop demanding or threatening him for sex if he had used 'mokole', osomo, alomo for just two days. She go hear 's' from sex, she no go allow the person to land calling the sex before she picks race. Nonsense! |
Crime › Court Remands Man, 34, For Alleged Molestation Of 12-year-old by Tolexander(op): 4:46am On Sep 05, 2013 |
ENUGU — An Enugu Magistrate Court, yesterday, remanded one Monday Okoye, 34, of Obuofia, in Awgu Local Government Area of the state in prison custody over alleged rape of a 12-year-old girl. The police in Enugu had arraigned Okoye before the court over alleged offence. The prosecutor, Mr Peter Eze, told the court that the matter was reported to the state Criminal Investigation Department on August 11. Eze said the rape victim was absent in the court because she was hospitalised following the injury she sustained from the rape. The prosecutor called seven witnesses to testify in the matter. The magistrate, Mr Frank Chukwu, asked the accused if he had a counsel and he said he had none. Chukwu said that the case would be transferred to the high court because it bordered on rape, adding that such was outside the jurisdiction of a magistrate court. He, however, added that the prosecuting witnesses would testify in the high court on the matter. He warned that each witness would pay N50,000 if they failed to appear in the high court for the case. The magistrate ordered the accused to be remanded in prison custody and adjourned the case indefinitely. orirun |
Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Jonathan Rejects Obasanjo’s Peace Mission by Tolexander: 4:41am On Sep 05, 2013 |
According to the aide, “What is happening in the PDP has nothing to do with the President; it is not his headache at all and he is not losing sleep over it.” PDP, Person Deceiving People! |
Romance › Re: The Origin Of the White Wedding by Tolexander: 4:34am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Cool! |
Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crashes Into Four Cars On Lagos Island by Tolexander: 3:28am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Telegraph was informed that the driver fled when he saw the damage he had caused. he thought he may likely be lynched if he had waited “I have been driving this car for the past four years and I always park my car under the bridge but I was shocked when I was called that a LAGBUS has destroyed my car. I ran to see the damage but it was beyond repair. I will report the incident at the Ebute-Ero police station and I will ensure that the LAGBUS management buy another car for me,” he said. sharp guy. Better to see the picture of the car before it was damaged to confirm if the accident hasn't made the case a damaged damaged car. |
Politics › Re: Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op): 3:09am On Sep 05, 2013 |
babyosisi: How else will people get the message that generators belong outside not indoors babyosisi, you no dey sleep or you no dey nigeria? Truely, generator belongs to the outside. But there have been many cases where on generators suddenly disappeared outside now. |
Politics › Re: Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op): 3:06am On Sep 05, 2013*. Modified: 8:20am On Sep 05, 2013 |
A newly married couple, who packed to their house soon after wedding have been reportedly killed by generator fumes in Ikot Omin on the outskirts of Calabar, can see generator fumes now contribute to fresh airRIP to the dead couple and sister. Only God knows the number of RIP written per day on nairaland. |
Politics › Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op): 3:01am On Sep 05, 2013 |
BY EMMA UNA CALABAR — A newly married couple, who packed to their house soon after wedding have been reportedly killed by generator fumes in Ikot Omin on the outskirts of Calabar, the Cross River State capital. The couple, Bassey Effiong (27), his wife, Glory (21) and her younger sister, Emem (16), were said to have packed to the house yet to be completed by Bassey. “When he got married, he decided to work on one of the rooms and moved in, while hoping to gradually complete the house,” Mike, a neighbour to the couple told Vanguard. Generator-set However, tragedy struck, Sunday night, when the couple turned on their generating set and placed it on the corridor close to the room, where they slept but fume from the generating set was said to have subsequently gained entry into the room in large quantity and suffocatded the couple along with Emem, the wife’s younger sister. They were discovered dead several hours later by a naval officer, David Ekanem, Bassey’s uncle, who said he went there after he called Bassey’s mobile number several times without response and on getting there at 5 pm, Monday, he met the tragic sight. “I knocked several times on the door but there was no answer, so I had to force the door open. It was then I saw my nephew and his wife along with the young girl lying dead,” the Naval officer said. Spokesman of the Cross River State Police Command, Mr Hogan Bassey, said the matter was reported by the naval officer and the bodies evacuated to the Infectious Disease Hospital mortuary, Edgerly Road, Calabar. orisun |
Celebrities › Re: After Winning Bba's $300,000! Kenya Man Emerges, Say's I'm Dillish's Father by Tolexander: 2:55am On Sep 05, 2013*. Modified: 10:30am On Sep 05, 2013 |
If it had been 50years jail term Dillish won and told that her father can help to serve a year in the jail term, would the man surface? |
Politics › Re: Atiku, Baraje, Others Under Security Watch by Tolexander: 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
I forsee them being NAMAed in few days time. |
Celebrities › Re: LOL! Tuface Is Afraid Of Being Caught By Annie by Tolexander: 9:29pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
3ace: E don tey wey I don see hair for dis guy head. Abi hin don dey get bolo ni? ori re n dan bi obo bebi(e head dey skinned like a plastic doll pusssy) |
Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
johnwizey: Mr. Monsieur Mangetout (Mr. Eat-It-All) Michael Lotito is known as Mr. Eat-It-All (Monsieur Mangetout). He is from Granoble, France, where he’s been eating glass, rubber and metal for years. Don’t park your bike, TV, car, or plane next to him. Lotito has a history of eating such items since a child, when doctors said he needed more iron. He has a heavy appetite, but eats slowly. It took him two years to eat a Cessna 150; A Cessna 150 is a two-seat tricycle gear general aviation airplane! this guy be mouse? |
Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by Tolexander: 9:17pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
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Education › Re: Five(5) Year Jail Term For Examination Malpractice!! by Tolexander: 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
The 2004 Act, which is to be amended, empowers the examination body to take disciplinary action and impose penalties against those involved in examination malpractices. Section 19(1) of the Act states that “such candidate shall not take or be allowed to take or continue the examination, in addition, he shall be prohibited from taking any examination held or conducted by or on behalf of the Council for a period of two years immediately following upon such contraventions and if a candidate aforesaid has already taken any papers at the examination, his result there from shall be cancelled.” A candidate found guilty after prosecution is “liable on conviction to a fine of N2,000 or imprisonment for a term of five years or to both such fine and imprisonment.” Section 20 (2) reads: “the penalties contained in this sub-section (a) may be imposed whether or not a prosecution for an offence under section 20 or 21 of this Act has been brought or is being conducted or contemplated and (b) shall be in addition to such other penalties as a court may impose upon conviction for an offence under the aforesaid section 20 or 21.” on top say person carry expo? What about the people carrying $billions? |
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 8:39pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Codedrock: COS I AM BLESSED.. I can pray anything anytime. then pray for nairaland to be yours before tomorrow morning if you are blessed to pray anything anytime. |
Politics › Re: Dangote Visits Jonathan After Signing Refinery Loan Deal by Tolexander: 8:09pm On Sep 04, 2013*. Modified: 8:33pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Noting that the Dangote Group’s massive investment in refining, petrochemicals and fertilizer production will contribute significantly to the attainment of government’s priority objective of job creation, the President thanked him and the Chief Executives of the Nigerian banks that are helping to finance the project for being patriotic and having the confidence to invest in their own country. So after sleeping overnight in my house built with dangote cement with the room flitted with dangote petrochemicals to kill the mosquitoes, i will still need waking up in the morning to boil my water for tea which has dangote sugar with dangote gas, and cook my dangote shaggetti also with dangote kerosene. Drive to my working place with my car running on dangote petrol. Only to gat to work and realised there is no PHCN light then thinking of how to run our generator on Dangote diesel. Even about 5% of the air breathe in will be dangote from the combustion of his fuels from automobiles and generators to the atmosphere likewise the air breathe out will be dangote from the catabolism of the sugar, spaghetti indomine and vegetables fertilized by the dangote's fertilizer i eat everyday. Applied for dangote truck driving school, but wasn't admitted but still putting my hope on the post of the dangote group company financial manager i recently applied for. Shey na Dangote create me ni! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Benedict XVI Cured My Cancer by Tolexander: 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Omexonomy: i have personaly seen miracle in catholic church in ajegunle first hand i have habatically seen miracle in catholic church ni. You suppose record am come show us for here as proof. |
Science/Technology › Re: Top 10 Most Intelligent Dogs In The World by Tolexander: 7:26pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Brightest Dogs • Understanding of New Commands: Fewer than 5 repetitions. • Obey First Command: 95% of the time or better. i think our hunters' dogs belong to this group. They only hear 'catch am' command at once or twice. And after then tell the dog to 'catch am' on seeing any bush meat and they will do. |
Sports › Re: Africans In The UEFA Champions League 2013/2014 by Tolexander: 7:23pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
mosho2good: (Africans In The UEFA Champions League 2013/2014)
This is END TIME TINZ.........
As far as Africa is concerned...
Africa are iwa dudu opolo dudu. at least, africans have brain though you called it a black one. You have nothing to show that you are cerebral. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Benedict XVI Cured My Cancer by Tolexander: 7:11pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
A young American – who is now 19 and in his second year at university – claims he was cured of a chest tumour thanks to Ratzinger, who met the boy at an audience in Rome last year. Benedict xvi don turn German T.b Joshua. |
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Codedrock: i have been praying since.. People lyk you And the [END TIME TINS]people shouldnt enter this thread. when there are many good things to pray for, so this is what your prayer has been centred on since. |
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 2:02pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
ASUU! |
Autos › Re: Toyota Recalling 370,000 Vehicles Worldwide by Tolexander(op): 12:00pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
The recall affects Crown, Mark X, and various Lexus models built in Japan between July 2005 and July 2011, a spokeswoman said. why can't they make the recall to be motors made in Japan from 1987! This will at least make my dad part with his 1987 toyota carinal II whose fuel consumption has wrecked the family cos the fuel it consumes is large enough to power operation feed the nation. |
Autos › Toyota Recalling 370,000 Vehicles Worldwide by Tolexander(op): 11:49am On Sep 04, 2013 |
TOKYO - Japanese car giant Toyota Motor said Thursday it was recalling some 370,000 vehicles worldwide over glitches that could cause them to stop mid-journey. The world’s biggest auto maker said around 170,000 units were being recalled because bolts pinning a valve control system inside the engine could become loose. In the worst case scenario, the glitch could stop the engine, it added. The recall affects Crown, Mark X, and various Lexus models built in Japan between July 2005 and July 2011, a spokeswoman said. The firm issued a separate recall in connection with a problem with the power converter in about 200,000 hybrid vehicles. Toyota-avenza The recall covers the Toyota Harrier Hybrid, also sold as Lexus RX, and Kluger Hybrid, which is also called the Highlander in foreign markets. The automaker has received no reports of accidents resulting from either issue.(AFP) orisun |