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Politics › Re: Anambra Poll: ANPP, CPC Withdraw From APC Merger by Tolexander: 3:37pm On Sep 05, 2013
Typical nigerian political party!
Crime › Re: Undergraduate Commits Suicide Over Inability To Have Sex With His Girlfriend. by Tolexander: 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2013
Apparently in a bid to find a
lasting solution to his
predicament, it was gathered
that he visited several
churches, where he was asked
to embark on 31 days fasting
and prayers to restore his
manhood, but all to no avail.
Emeke who had been
receiving several complaints
from his girlfriend about his
inability to satisfy her
promised to make it up to her.
people blaming the church just because the guy visited the church base on fornication should give another thought on the issue.

What if the guy had not try to fornicate with his girlfriend, how would the girlfriend know he is satisfactorily impotent even after undergoing a rigorous fasting and prayer of 31days?
Politics › Re: APGA Not Fielding Candidate Inanambra Guber Poll, Says Party Scribe by Tolexander: 9:26am On Sep 05, 2013
Nigerian political politics!

PDP don dissociate.

APGA no gat bond.

APC don associate.

Labour Party gat lone pair.
Celebrities › Re: Dino Melaye Finally Claims Responsibility For Actress Bisi Ibidapo’s Child?!? by Tolexander: 8:25am On Sep 05, 2013
Are we sure Dino is ready to assume the paternal responsibility of the baby or ready to resume the fuccking responsibility of Bisi Ibidapo?
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua Doesn't Support Military Action Against Syria by Tolexander: 8:04am On Sep 05, 2013
He is right with his prediction opinion!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Too Weak, A Total Disappointment – Asari Dokubo by Tolexander: 7:36am On Sep 05, 2013
Either asari dokubo wants a renewal of the chop-make-i-chop contract with GEJ or he has ported!
Politics › Re: Opon Imo Wins UN Award Of E-learning, Creativity And Education In Estonia by Tolexander: 7:35am On Sep 05, 2013
To be sincere, i was never a fan of this my governor but he convinced me so hard he is the messiah.

Congrat to O-governor!
Politics › Re: Enugu Government Now Moves To Demolish Church by Tolexander: 7:19am On Sep 05, 2013
Surely, the church members in enugu will have been calling the state government antichrist for trying to demolishing the church not minding he has provided an alternate space for them.

Why on earth must they not follow the appropriate approval before erecting their structure(s)? Being uncivil isn't part of christianity.
Romance › Re: Man Sues Ex-girlfriend For Abusing His Sperm: “she Demanded Sex 6 Times A Day”. by Tolexander: 6:56am On Sep 05, 2013
He added that she constantly
threatened to commit suicide
if her intimate desire was not
fulfilled or if he left her.
e be like say the guy daft sha?

Nobody go teach the woman to stop demanding or threatening him for sex if he had used 'mokole', osomo, alomo for just two days.
She go hear 's' from sex, she no go allow the person to land calling the sex before she picks race.

Nonsense!
Crime › Court Remands Man, 34, For Alleged Molestation Of 12-year-old by Tolexander(op): 4:46am On Sep 05, 2013
ENUGU — An Enugu Magistrate
Court, yesterday, remanded one
Monday Okoye, 34, of Obuofia, in
Awgu Local Government Area of
the state in prison custody over
alleged rape of a 12-year-old girl.
The police in Enugu had
arraigned Okoye before the court
over alleged offence.
The prosecutor, Mr Peter Eze,
told the court that the matter
was reported to the state
Criminal Investigation
Department on August 11.
Eze said the rape victim was
absent in the court because she
was hospitalised following the
injury she sustained from the
rape.
The prosecutor called seven
witnesses to testify in the matter.
The magistrate, Mr Frank
Chukwu, asked the accused if he
had a counsel and he said he had
none.
Chukwu said that the case would
be transferred to the high court
because it bordered on rape,
adding that such was outside the
jurisdiction of a magistrate court.
He, however, added that the
prosecuting witnesses would
testify in the high court on the
matter.
He warned that each witness
would pay N50,000 if they failed
to appear in the high court for
the case.
The magistrate ordered the
accused to be remanded in
prison custody and adjourned
the case indefinitely.
orirun
Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Jonathan Rejects Obasanjo’s Peace Mission by Tolexander: 4:41am On Sep 05, 2013
According to the aide, “What is
happening in the PDP has
nothing to do with the
President; it is not his
headache at all and he is not
losing sleep over it
.”
PDP, Person Deceiving People!
Romance › Re: The Origin Of the White Wedding by Tolexander: 4:34am On Sep 05, 2013
Cool!
Politics › Re: LAGBUS Crashes Into Four Cars On Lagos Island by Tolexander: 3:28am On Sep 05, 2013
Telegraph was informed that the
driver fled when he saw the
damage he had caused.
he thought he may likely be lynched if he had waited


“I have been driving this car for
the past four years and I always
park my car under the bridge but
I was shocked when I was called
that a LAGBUS has destroyed my
car. I ran to see the damage but
it was beyond repair. I will report
the incident at the Ebute-Ero
police station and I will ensure
that the LAGBUS management
buy another car for me,
” he said.
sharp guy.
Better to see the picture of the car before it was damaged to confirm if the accident hasn't made the case a damaged damaged car.
Politics › Re: Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op): 3:09am On Sep 05, 2013
babyosisi: How else will people get the message that generators belong outside not indoors
babyosisi, you no dey sleep or you no dey nigeria?

Truely, generator belongs to the outside.
But there have been many cases where on generators suddenly disappeared outside now.
Politics › Re: Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op):
A newly married
couple, who packed to their
house soon after wedding
have
been reportedly killed by
generator fumes in Ikot
Omin on
the outskirts of Calabar,
can see generator fumes now contribute to fresh air

RIP to the dead couple and sister.

Only God knows the number of RIP written per day on nairaland.
Politics › Generator Fumes Kills Newly-wed Couple, One Other In Calabar by Tolexander(op): 3:01am On Sep 05, 2013
BY EMMA UNA
CALABAR — A newly married
couple, who packed to their
house soon after wedding have
been reportedly killed by
generator fumes in Ikot Omin on
the outskirts of Calabar, the
Cross River State capital.
The couple, Bassey Effiong (27),
his wife, Glory (21) and her
younger sister, Emem (16), were
said to have packed to the house
yet to be completed by Bassey.
“When he got married, he
decided to work on one of the
rooms and moved in, while
hoping to gradually complete the
house,” Mike, a neighbour to the
couple told Vanguard.
Generator-set
However, tragedy struck, Sunday
night, when the couple turned
on their generating set and
placed it on the corridor close to
the room, where they slept but
fume from the generating set
was said to have subsequently
gained entry into the room in
large quantity and suffocatded
the couple along with Emem, the
wife’s younger sister.
They were discovered dead
several hours later by a naval
officer, David Ekanem, Bassey’s
uncle, who said he went there
after he called Bassey’s mobile
number several times without
response and on getting there
at 5 pm, Monday, he met the
tragic sight.
“I knocked several times on the
door but there was no answer,
so I had to force the door open.
It was then I saw my nephew
and his wife along with the
young girl lying dead,” the Naval
officer said.
Spokesman of the Cross River
State Police Command, Mr Hogan
Bassey, said the matter was
reported by the naval officer and
the bodies evacuated to the
Infectious Disease Hospital
mortuary, Edgerly Road, Calabar.
orisun
Celebrities › Re: After Winning Bba's $300,000! Kenya Man Emerges, Say's I'm Dillish's Father by Tolexander:
If it had been 50years jail term Dillish won and told that her father can help to serve a year in the jail term, would the man surface?
Politics › Re: Atiku, Baraje, Others Under Security Watch by Tolexander: 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
I forsee them being NAMAed in few days time.
Celebrities › Re: LOL! Tuface Is Afraid Of Being Caught By Annie by Tolexander: 9:29pm On Sep 04, 2013
3ace: E don tey wey I don see hair for dis guy head. Abi hin don dey get bolo ni?
ori re n dan bi obo bebi(e head dey skinned like a plastic doll pusssy)
Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2013
johnwizey: Mr. Monsieur Mangetout (Mr. Eat-It-All)
Michael Lotito is known as Mr. Eat-It-All (Monsieur Mangetout). He is from Granoble,
France, where he’s been eating glass, rubber and metal for years. Don’t park your bike, TV, car, or
plane next to him. Lotito has a history of eating such items since a child, when doctors said he
needed more iron. He has a heavy appetite, but eats slowly. It took him two years to eat a Cessna
150; A Cessna 150 is a two-seat tricycle gear general aviation airplane!
this guy be mouse?
Entertainment › Re: 10 Weird Human Alive by Tolexander: 9:17pm On Sep 04, 2013
Education › Re: Five(5) Year Jail Term For Examination Malpractice!! by Tolexander: 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2013
The 2004 Act, which is to be
amended, empowers the
examination body to take
disciplinary action and
impose penalties against those
involved in
examination malpractices.
Section 19(1) of the Act states
that “such candidate
shall not take or be allowed to
take or continue the
examination, in addition, he
shall be prohibited from
taking any examination held or
conducted by or on
behalf of the Council for a
period of two years
immediately following upon
such contraventions and
if a candidate aforesaid has
already taken any papers
at the examination, his result
there from shall be
cancelled.”
A candidate found guilty after
prosecution is “liable
on conviction to a fine of
N2,000 or imprisonment for
a term of five years or to both
such fine and
imprisonment.”
Section 20 (2) reads: “the
penalties contained in this
sub-section (a) may be
imposed whether or not a
prosecution for an offence
under section 20 or 21 of
this Act has been brought or is
being conducted or
contemplated and (b) shall be
in addition to such
other penalties as a court may
impose upon
conviction for an offence
under the aforesaid section
20 or 21.”
on top say person carry expo?

What about the people carrying $billions?
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 8:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
Codedrock: COS I AM BLESSED.. I can pray anything anytime.
then pray for nairaland to be yours before tomorrow morning if you are blessed to pray anything anytime.
Politics › Re: Dangote Visits Jonathan After Signing Refinery Loan Deal by Tolexander:
Noting that the Dangote Group’s
massive investment in
refining, petrochemicals and
fertilizer production will
contribute significantly to the
attainment of government’s
priority objective of job creation,
the President thanked him and
the Chief Executives of the
Nigerian banks that are helping
to finance the project for being
patriotic and having the
confidence to invest in their own
country.
So after sleeping overnight in my house built with dangote cement with the room flitted with dangote petrochemicals to kill the mosquitoes, i will still need waking up in the morning to boil my water for tea which has dangote sugar with dangote gas, and cook my dangote shaggetti also with dangote kerosene.
Drive to my working place with my car running on dangote petrol. Only to gat to work and realised there is no PHCN light then thinking of how to run our generator on Dangote diesel.
Even about 5% of the air breathe in will be dangote from the combustion of his fuels from automobiles and generators to the atmosphere likewise the air breathe out will be dangote from the catabolism of the sugar, spaghetti indomine and vegetables fertilized by the dangote's fertilizer i eat everyday.
Applied for dangote truck driving school, but wasn't admitted but still putting my hope on the post of the dangote group company financial manager i recently applied for.

Shey na Dangote create me ni!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Benedict XVI Cured My Cancer by Tolexander: 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2013
Omexonomy: i have personaly seen miracle in catholic church in ajegunle first hand
i have habatically seen miracle in catholic church ni.

You suppose record am come show us for here as proof.
Science/Technology › Re: Top 10 Most Intelligent Dogs In The World by Tolexander: 7:26pm On Sep 04, 2013
Brightest Dogs
• Understanding of New
Commands: Fewer than 5
repetitions.
• Obey First Command: 95% of
the time or better.
i think our hunters' dogs belong to this group.

They only hear 'catch am' command at once or twice. And after then tell the dog to 'catch am' on seeing any bush meat and they will do.
Sports › Re: Africans In The UEFA Champions League 2013/2014 by Tolexander: 7:23pm On Sep 04, 2013
mosho2good: (Africans In The UEFA Champions
League 2013/2014)





This is END TIME TINZ.........

As far as Africa is concerned...




Africa are iwa dudu opolo dudu.
at least, africans have brain though you called it a black one.

You have nothing to show that you are cerebral.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Benedict XVI Cured My Cancer by Tolexander: 7:11pm On Sep 04, 2013
A young American – who is
now 19 and in his
second year at university –
claims he was cured
of a chest tumour thanks to
Ratzinger, who met
the boy at an audience in
Rome last year.
Benedict
xvi don turn German T.b Joshua.
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 4:59pm On Sep 04, 2013
Codedrock: i have been praying since.. People lyk you And the [END TIME TINS]people shouldnt enter this thread.
when there are many good things to pray for, so this is what your prayer has been centred on since.
Celebrities › Re: Should Read: Davido Skelewu Has Caused A Lot Of Stampede/troubles On Youtube by Tolexander: 2:02pm On Sep 04, 2013
ASUU!
Autos › Re: Toyota Recalling 370,000 Vehicles Worldwide by Tolexander(op): 12:00pm On Sep 04, 2013
The recall affects Crown,
Mark X,
and various Lexus models
built in
Japan between July 2005

and
July 2011, a spokeswoman
said.
why can't they make the recall to be motors made in Japan from 1987!

This will at least make my dad part with his 1987 toyota carinal II whose fuel consumption has wrecked the family cos the fuel it consumes is large enough to power operation feed the nation.
Autos › Toyota Recalling 370,000 Vehicles Worldwide by Tolexander(op): 11:49am On Sep 04, 2013
TOKYO - Japanese car giant
Toyota Motor said Thursday it
was recalling some 370,000
vehicles worldwide over glitches
that could cause them to stop
mid-journey.
The world’s biggest auto maker
said around 170,000 units were
being recalled because bolts
pinning a valve control system
inside the engine could become
loose.
In the worst case scenario, the
glitch could stop the engine, it
added.
The recall affects Crown, Mark X,
and various Lexus models built in
Japan between July 2005 and
July 2011, a spokeswoman said.
The firm issued a separate recall
in connection with a problem
with the power converter in
about 200,000 hybrid vehicles.
Toyota-avenza
The recall covers the Toyota
Harrier Hybrid, also sold as Lexus
RX, and Kluger Hybrid, which is
also called the Highlander in
foreign markets.
The automaker has received no
reports of accidents resulting
from either issue.(AFP)
orisun

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